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#. Swappin’
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#. Replacement pants
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#. Underestimations
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#. Flecks
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#. Big, Spare
Nov 18, 2026
#. Hurricane of Feels
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#. Sidelines
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#. Winkity-wink
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#. The usual
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#. How long
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It’s a sale! Suddenly! Yep, just repeating the topic of the post now: Until the end of February, use code DORPY in the online store for 15% off orders more than $20!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, we see how AMBER got from A to Z! Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, folks voted for more JENNIFER! And more Jennifer you will have. She could probably stand to dial down the Jennifer a little. Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon!
Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!
*clicks New Post, gets overwhelmed with extremely-fancy post-creator thinger* oh jeez it is new
Anyway, hello! Welcome to New Site! If the DNS has caught up with you. If it hasn’t, then you’re not reading this!
Let’s start out by saying I Hate New Things. If I could, I would’ve continued running the old site until I was a billion years old, held together by tape (both me and the site), finally beginning to write the characters’ sophomore year. But the old site was built on ComicPress, which is a WordPress plugin that doesn’t exist anymore. And the more it doesn’t exist, the more shit starts falling apart! AND IT WAS STILL WORKING, TECHNICALLY! Which I would bring up every time Kevin and Chuck would say, uh, hey, you need a new site built on something that currently exists and is supported. And I’d point out my right bottom wisdom tooth, which my dentist has been advising me remove for like five years now because it’s crumbling, it’s really just a clump of shards, BUT IT DOESN’T HURT YET, so until then I’m keeping it. (The dentist has given up asking me to remove it.)
But, like, fine. Make a new site. Do it. But make it as much like the old site as possible, because, again, I Hate New Things. And by god, they did their best to appease my mad whims. Sure, some stuff needs to be sorted, still. They and me are working on that when we find things to trim. So it looks kinda mostly like the old site! And, most importantly, it’s not built on increasingly soggy and moldy cardboard. This cardboard is FRESH, yo.
back end’s kinda nuts, though
hate new things
btw now that comicpress is gone the site can finally update to WordPress v6.9 which is, say it:
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, we dolly in on… HUMAN SKULL! you heard me Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon!
Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!
I have a NSFW Patreon, did you know? And while usually it’s just shitposting naked people, sometimes I show stuff from my hard drive of things I’ve drawn that later got repurposed into Slipshine pages! And this is one of them. For the last day of 2025, we’ve got an earlier Joyce/Dorothy drawing that later got reinked/colored differently in “Friend of Dorothy (THE BIGGEST)”! Plus, see the step-by-step pencils and reworkings that got this drawing to where it ended up, before it got finished differently and canonized as a part of a lights-out scene.
turning a big dial that says “fluids” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
I have a NSFW Patreon, did you know? And while usually it’s just shitposting naked people, and… yeah okay this is basically that. Two years ago we got a festive holiday Joyce pin-up, last year we got Amazi-Girl, and this year we’ve got Season’s Greetings from Sal! She’s the ralsdon for the… Salsdon?
No, that doesn’t work. Rewrite.
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, folks demanded DINA! And demanding Dina means demanding DINOSAURS! Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon!
Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, we check in with JOE, whoever that is! Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon!
Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!
It’s a Monday! For cybering! I think! Anyway, today you can use code MONDAY25 at the Dumbing of Age online store to get 25% off any order larger than $20!