Dumbing of Age

#WIP #beastwars

The Ninja Turtles have chosen a new Splinter

DATE: I want to be with someone who fights for change ME: [with a mouth full of lasagna] I won’t fight other people for less than minimum wage

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Alistair has an erection and is no taller than Lolly so long as they're both standing in a pool.

This "mob" of "Anti-Israel" protesters is predominantly Jewish.

kind of stunning how unpopular trump is already...and yet how craven senate Ds remain in confronting him. like, everyone hates him. just oppose him relentlessly! this is a fucking lay up!

Surprising twist in today's Dumbing of Age

finally, some respect put on my boy dinobot

am I almost 10 years older than the janitor no wait phew he always lies

I’m imagining a 1940s gang of street toughs who are bullying innocent schoolboys into writing with their left hands

stop sending me thirst traps, giga-desp

important, timeless advice

www.hasbropulse.com/collections/... go get yourselves some sideways and red hot shot

"The Enemy Within, Part 1" Sideswipe Another in my series of Comic Decoes Nobody Wants Or Asks For

Dumbing of Age: "Regrettably" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics

staring at the comment for today's comic that says joyce should be straight because both of the two (2) possible bi stories have already been covered

*looks at buffer date* *looks at today's date* uh oh

very normal webcartoonist activity: checking to make sure whether next year is a leap year or not while filedating strips (it's not)

wait, there are people running corporations WELL?

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

today in #9chickweedlane i learned we an have little a Man Legs, as a treat and an even littler Lolly

sorry folks i'm no longer calling it the "covenant of primus," it's "the testament of the original heavenly lord" now to me

Dumbing of Age: "Hymnals" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics

not the actual dialogue

So I heard we can upload videos longer than a minute now

...realized there's been a new Ramhorn at every Toy Fair following a year Trump was elected. Ramhorn must be stopped.

ROZ: Niles said you’re going on a date with a trans woman. FRASIER: I suppose you don’t approve. ROZ: Oh, no, Frasier, I really feel for trans women. FRASIER: Oh? Do go on. ROZ: Oh, I can just relate to any woman who has a useless prick they’d like to get rid of

Dear cis people, It's well past the point where this kind of thing will fix everything, but I want you to take note of how easy this is. These little freaks are soft-handed little babies that will fold like a napkin in the rain. Light these fools up.

(February 27, 2026)