Asher Park
He used to be the grandson of a mafia boss! Well, okay, he’s still the grandson of a mafia boss, but he’s trying out ditching the “mafia” part. He’s got a real Oscar Isaac vibe going. Women want to be with him, men want to also be with him.
He’s in a relationship with Jennifer! They went to grade school together. They’re going to be very normal, they swear.