Dorothy (reading article): Hey…me and Amazi-Girl didn’t stare breathlessly into each other’s eyes, our lips quivering with desire as we contemplated forbidden thoughts!
Daisy: Trust me, it will sell more copies this way.
Campus paper is probably free. Not to say that they aren’t competing for eyes and market share, just that no one actually pays for the right to read them.
Not that surprising in the age of Twitter. Being faster than a speeding bullet is nothing when you consider Twitter is faster than a speeding earthquake.
Just cuz I want it to exist doesn’t mean I wanna wear it. Although if I was a straight girl I’d DEF wear it. Or a gay guy. Or even a Bi guy. Hell, if I was any sexuality but a straight dude I’d wear that shirt.
I saw that this was tagged ultra car and I was like WHAT DID SHE HOP DIMENSIONS BECAUSE THE WALKIVERSE IS ENDING AND THEY NEED TO TEAM UP WIoh wait ultra car’s on the door
Probably worried. I feel like she’s just found another reason to cling to the whole “amazigirl” personality. Yes she seems better, but in reality it’s far less than one would hope.
But why would the other 50% not love ladies? Doesn’t have to be romantic or sexual. But ladies. Ladies are awesome! And gentlemen are awesome. And non-binary folk are awesome. And people are awesome.
Am I the only one that thinks Willis had Amazi-Girl come out of Carla’s room to bait out and or reference the “Amazi-Girl is Ultra-Car” running joke posts?
Given how Willis has said at various times that assaulted equine is definitely six feet under, I doubt that’s what he intended when he drew this comic.
Willis, hi! I hope it’s okay to ask you this here: What’s going on with the Roomies/It’s Walky site? A couple days ago, the header changed from Roomies to It’s Walky, but the strips reverted back to the begining of Roomies— and the comments are all dated from 2 years ago… Is this what I should be seeing?????
Back in September 2012, for the Roomies! 15th anniversary, Willis started reuploading everything to a new site, a day at a time, with commentary. Now that Roomies! is finished, the It’s Walky! domain now also houses that project–but don’t worry, the old site is still available here.
Hey, Wack’d! Thanks for replying. I’ve been reading along with the daily Roomies strips since Willis began uploading them along with the new “director’s cut” commentary. But now that Roomies is over, I thought he was going to take us all through It’s Walky, the same way, next. Isn’t that what the recent poll about redrawn strips was for? In any case, the link you posted didn’t work for me… Sorry if I’m missing something obvious!
I’m trying to parse your original post, and I suspect the problem is that you’re clicking the Roomies! button on the side of the page, which takes you back to the start. Click “Home” or on the banner once you’re there to see today’s comic.
The link doesn’t work because I forgot the http:// at the beginning, this should do it.
Carla is now the fleshling I dispise the least, just ahead of Frank Welker. Of course, Ultra Car back over in the Walkyverse is even better, but at least Carla knows what’s what.
The dog is o.k., can’t sand the guy with neckerchief ascot. People always want to know why I have a fusion cannon stepped to my arm. My answer to them is, why does Fred wear an ascot? That’s the question you should be asking.
Despising “fleshlings” huh? Did you even bother to read the Autobot Code? Seriously, of all the ex-Decepticons to be trapped on the Rodpod with, why couldn’t it be Drift?
Carla’s acting fairly calm about Amazi-Girl’s presence considering their altercation the other day. Then again, maybe that altercation dispelled the awe that Carla previously had for her.
Read Hall is a coed dorm, with four wings connected through a central lobby. Clark and Landes Wings are all-girls, Beck and Curry Wings are all-boys. The DoA ladies mostly live on the third floor of Clark Wing. The guys mostly live on the third floor of Beck Wing. There’s nothing particularly preventing people from wandering between wings.
Don’t the stairs to the girls’ wings magically turn into a really slippery slide if a boy tries to go up them? I’m sure somebody told me that….
(The Halls of Residence where I lived first year of my degree were mixed. And yes, it was often very hard to sleep as a result.)
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Hilarious.
To be fair, I wouldn’t be able to accept AG’s condition either. ^_^
Other Rachel has purpler hair than I expected, TBH
What strikes me is those huge, bug-like eyes. *shudder*
She was tragically born without eyelids. The glasses keep them from falling out.
I did not place that as Other Rachel until it was stated here (and then I looked at the tags). Yikes indeed.
Its obvious that she has reached important character status due to her colored eyes.
I’m getting a weird, Velma-like vibe from her, but it’s not quite it – I can’t place my finger on what cartoon character she reminds me of.
I think it helps that she’s standing next to Fred and Shaggy
Other Rachel = Velma, Joyce = Shaggy, Walky = Scooby, idk bout the rest
Which Scooby Doo character does Mike correspond to?
Scrappy.
one of the villains saying, “If it weren’t for those meddling kids and their dog”
Batman. He’s overrated, kind of an ass, nominally working for a greater good, and he annoys me.
Batmans a Scooby doo character, look up the crossovers.
She’s Oblina from AAH, Real Monsters!
For reference.
It’s Carol, from Girls With Slingshots. 🙂
Are We free to use those easy set-ups?
Try it and find out. 😀
Nah, it’d be just as easy as that set-up.
ˢʰᵉ’ˢ ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ˢᵗᵃʳᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵒᶠ ᴹᶦᵏᵉ’ˢ ᵈᶦᶜᵏˢ⋅
Boooo.
Which is almost as easy as your mom
Your mom’s an easy set-up. Or maybe just easy.
I think Carla is the comment section in human form.
If only she had some Amazi-crime tape.
Is the crime tape immune to criticism, too? Or is it only supposed to be used with Amazi-Girl level crimes?
Carla is amazigirls window, obviously.
Is she the chest window, tho?
Aha! Amazi-Girl came out of Carla’s room! That means Amazi-Girl is probably – oh, wait, Carla’s right there. Damn!
You can’t mean her lover can you
Carla’s got game getting local celebrities and urban legends all at the same time
That’s what she said.
So I take it at least a day’s passed for Dorothy to run that by editorial and so forth?
Editorial works quicker than that!
Daisy read it over and added sexy descriptions for Amazi-girl, (and for a brief period Dorothy)
Dorothy (reading article): Hey…me and Amazi-Girl didn’t stare breathlessly into each other’s eyes, our lips quivering with desire as we contemplated forbidden thoughts!
Daisy: Trust me, it will sell more copies this way.
The newspaper sales and the Tissue sales both experienced an equivelent skyrocket.
And people haven’t left their bunks ever since.
Doctor_Who, that is my new canon.
Or at least, not that Dorothy would have written down.
What about the “heaving bosoms” and “quivering thighs”, eh, eh? Wink wink nudge nudge, say no more, say no more!
Campus paper is probably free. Not to say that they aren’t competing for eyes and market share, just that no one actually pays for the right to read them.
For some reason, I’m having a hard time thinking of a good retort.
“Hey Amazi-Girl, investigate any good penis lately?”
“If you want to investigate penises, go check Dorothy’s room. There’s a penis pointing at the ceiling”
“That’s just her “friendship compass”. It’s pointing towards Jesus.”
Walky’s the Messiah? Praise be indeed!
The worst thing is that in another universe, he is.
Yeah, sometimes I like this universe better.
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a really naughty boy.
Awesome.
“Hey Amazi-Girl, investigate any good penis lately?”
That’s something Joe would say.
“Try the next floor. Plenty of penis there.”
“Well, Johnson’s room is down the hall”
Well, I do. Here goes: How did you even know about all this? We’re just complaining about permanent dongs on our whiteboards just a few minutes ago.
Not that surprising in the age of Twitter. Being faster than a speeding bullet is nothing when you consider Twitter is faster than a speeding earthquake.
This help?
“Would you like to investigate mine? *wink wink*”
“What are you, a urologist?”
“You know, there’s this great online site we could investigate together. *wink wink*”
“Ding dong, Amazigirl’s looking for some schlong!”
“You know, a chest window would help immensely. *hint hint* (Leslie or Faz would totes say this)”
Hey, looking for something stiff and long?
Oh, I got one. You thought you’d be investigating penises but it was I, Dio!
I’m having a good time thinking of a hard retort.
Heh. Hard.
Hey Amazi-Girl, looking for some dick are you?
So Carla has a picture of Ultracar on her door. Maybe it was Ultracar who drew the you-know-whats on the doors.
Maybe Carla thinks cars are flippin’ cool.
Or Carla is a Pretender.
Maybe Carla donated to a kickstarter.
A Pretender like Jarod?
Haven’t seen that show since I was 8..or was it 6, I can’t recall.
Carla’s such a flipper-tigibbet.
I was wondering why UC got tagged!
If there isn’t a series of shirts that Say Proffessional Penis Inspector then there is no hope for this world.
Do you want to wear that shirt Yotomoe? Cos if you do, people just might be questioning your sexuality whenever you want them to or not.
I think a guy can inspect his own penis professionally.
Quandary solved.Maybe.
It seems difficult to make a profession out of doing your job in only one occasion.
Just cuz I want it to exist doesn’t mean I wanna wear it. Although if I was a straight girl I’d DEF wear it. Or a gay guy. Or even a Bi guy. Hell, if I was any sexuality but a straight dude I’d wear that shirt.
It might cause awkward misunderstandings for lesbians, too.
Well, it would be an unbiased, neutral opinion
People your cramping her style.
Best Character’s back.
My thoughts exactly
^^^ lejwocky’s avatar makes his comment that much better!
The twist in this chapter: Carla becomes Amazi-Girl’s sidekick, not Dina.
Who says a hero can’t have more than one sidekick?
Amazi-Girl, Inc.
Hell, she can head her own superhero team: The Amazi-Girl Alliance.
Amazi-Girl!
Dinasaur!
Bible-Thumper!
Snarkus Woman!
Yale Placehunter!
Tarantuguns!
Head Cheerleader!
Together they are… the Amazi-League!
And then after the Thanagarian invasion, they opened up membership to everyone.
Head Beerleader.
Carla even has her own alias in Shortpacked: Schtickshift. It all clicks together perfectly now!
Bible-Thumber?
More like “Bible-Belt – Girl of Ministry”!
If Amazi-girl wants to investigate Penises, she is on the wrong side of the dorm.
“No fair. You don’t have to find the bad guy now, let me make my penis jokes.”
This is Joyce’s first real encounter with Amazi-Girl, right?
Will she find a new cool hero to replace Sal?
Or… will she and Dorothy fight over who is cooler, Sal or Amazi-Girl?
What do Amazi-Girl fans call themselves exactly?
Fanmazi-girls.
Amazi-Fans
:3
People who can’t recognise a deeply unbalanced person.
I think everyone in the comments recognizes that Amber/AG is crazybonkers and needs help. Amazi-Fans just also happen to like her. 🙂
I can accept that someone needs psychological help, while also aspiring to be more like her! Right? Is that allowed?
Sometimes crazy works.
Not snappy enough.
Tell that to Batman fans.
I do, nobody listens.
You really think that people can’t like the insane? THAT’S PREJUDICED!
If AG spends enough time climbing in and out of windows, she might bump into Sal.
They’re always entering and exiting windows simultaneousely like a scooby doo chase scene.
Man, I’d love to see a GIF of that – plus the rest of Sal’s posse as well.
IKR?
Well, they are both professional fenestraters, after all.
I saw that this was tagged ultra car and I was like WHAT DID SHE HOP DIMENSIONS BECAUSE THE WALKIVERSE IS ENDING AND THEY NEED TO TEAM UP WIoh wait ultra car’s on the door
Crisis on Infinite Walkyverses is already a thing that exists!
I KNOW and before I started DoA I thought it was canon and I was super excited to read it!
For a while, Willis was insisting all his print arts had to be canon. Really sad that insistence didn’t last once that print happened.
Amazi-Girl seems saner and more functional lately. Should we be relieved, or very, very worried?
Probably worried. I feel like she’s just found another reason to cling to the whole “amazigirl” personality. Yes she seems better, but in reality it’s far less than one would hope.
Panel 1: Nobody expects Amazi-Girl!
Except for perhaps Ultra Car, given its blase expression
Well, maybe she’s immune to surprise…surprise and fear.
Look at all those amazing ladies in one panel. ALL THE LADIES. I just. Ladies, man. I love ladies.
Don’t we all?
If by “all” you mean about 50% of the population, approximately, then yeah, I guess so. 🙂
But why would the other 50% not love ladies? Doesn’t have to be romantic or sexual. But ladies. Ladies are awesome! And gentlemen are awesome. And non-binary folk are awesome. And people are awesome.
Girls, Girls, Girls!
Girls being girls being girls being girls. Girl group!
My brain interpreted your comment as having been said by your Danny gravatar, and it really weirded me out, let me tell ya.
And my brain interpreted your comment as having been said by your Dorothy gravatar…which is somewhat fitting.
The struggle of the Danny avatar is definitely real.
Am I the only one that thinks Willis had Amazi-Girl come out of Carla’s room to bait out and or reference the “Amazi-Girl is Ultra-Car” running joke posts?
Given how Willis has said at various times that assaulted equine is definitely six feet under, I doubt that’s what he intended when he drew this comic.
You ever notice that Amazi-Girl and Obama are never seen together at the same time?
Why Obama? Why not Willem Dafoe?
Because Willem Dafoe voices Blaine, obviously, so they pretty much have.
Wait, I thought we were going with Tim Curry?
Naw, I think we went with
Inspector Gadget Sean Hannity.Correction:
Inspector GadgetSean Hannity.I have no idea who Inspector Gadget Sean Hannity is…
I dunno what it is, but I wanna see it on the big screen
I tried recording some of Blaine’s lines with a Don Adams impression but it came out sounding more like Frank Oz.
Have you ever noticed that you never see Colonel Sanders and Benjamin Franklin at the same time?
Well, duh. Colonel Sanders was on board the Spaceball One.
Same time? They weren’t even in the same century.
That’s what he WANTS you to think!
Well, except for his clone which is hanging out with Dr. McNinja…
I heard Dr McNinja had a thing for Nurse Ratched once. CreEpy.
You notice how Megatron never seems to recognize Verity Carlo? Even when she’s as big as Metroplex?
Now you’re just being ridiculous.
I’m pretty sure he explicitly recognizes Verity Carlo.
Maybe subconsciously he does. 🙂
You know what Joyce might be a suspect unlike everyone else (besides mike) she has a motive , Revenge.
Huh. Joyce was completely oblivious to Amazi-Girl until this very moment.
Doesn’t she read the papers ?
Yes, but only for Help Me, Harlan.
As often as Sal does (although probably for different reasons).
Willis, hi! I hope it’s okay to ask you this here: What’s going on with the Roomies/It’s Walky site? A couple days ago, the header changed from Roomies to It’s Walky, but the strips reverted back to the begining of Roomies— and the comments are all dated from 2 years ago… Is this what I should be seeing?????
Back in September 2012, for the Roomies! 15th anniversary, Willis started reuploading everything to a new site, a day at a time, with commentary. Now that Roomies! is finished, the It’s Walky! domain now also houses that project–but don’t worry, the old site is still available here.
Hey, Wack’d! Thanks for replying. I’ve been reading along with the daily Roomies strips since Willis began uploading them along with the new “director’s cut” commentary. But now that Roomies is over, I thought he was going to take us all through It’s Walky, the same way, next. Isn’t that what the recent poll about redrawn strips was for? In any case, the link you posted didn’t work for me… Sorry if I’m missing something obvious!
First page of the redrawn It’s Walky was posted today. You should be seeing that now.
He is taking us all through It’s Walky!.
I’m trying to parse your original post, and I suspect the problem is that you’re clicking the Roomies! button on the side of the page, which takes you back to the start. Click “Home” or on the banner once you’re there to see today’s comic.
The link doesn’t work because I forgot the http:// at the beginning, this should do it.
Thanks, Wack’d and Showler! I’m all clear, now.
I don’t suppose that Carla has a brother with an bionic arm by any chance?
Cable?
Unexpected answer that was.
Nobody ever expects Cable! He’s the Spanish Inquisition of time-traveling mutants! (Although he’s not a cyborg. Never was, certainly isn’t now.)
It’s only a hand, silly.
And his name is Clinton?
It has to be an entire arm just to be lawyer-friendly.
Wait, is Carla flipping the bird in panel 4?
Well spotted! 😀
I think that’s my favorite part. Amazi-Girl may have fans, but she earned that bird.
Yup, Carla remembers.
Carla is now the fleshling I dispise the least, just ahead of Frank Welker. Of course, Ultra Car back over in the Walkyverse is even better, but at least Carla knows what’s what.
Big Scooby-Doo fan, I take it? 😛
The dog is o.k., can’t sand the guy with
neckerchiefascot. People always want to know why I have a fusion cannon stepped to my arm. My answer to them is, why does Fred wear an ascot? That’s the question you should be asking.I’m ignoring Swerve.
So why do you like Frank Welker so much? Inspector Gadget? Jabberjaw? The Real Ghostbusters? Futurama?
Despising “fleshlings” huh? Did you even bother to read the Autobot Code? Seriously, of all the ex-Decepticons to be trapped on the Rodpod with, why couldn’t it be Drift?
Carla’s acting fairly calm about Amazi-Girl’s presence considering their altercation the other day. Then again, maybe that altercation dispelled the awe that Carla previously had for her.
…I like how mad Carla is at Amazi-girl being in her room. I <3 you Carla.
I love everything about this page.
the boys dorm is downstairs…dammit T_T
So where’s Ultra Car? She’s in the tags 🙂
Great punch line.
On the door 😉
… Are “Ultra Car is Amazi-Girl” jokes funny again yet?
They weren’t to begin with so no.
I think it’s one of those things where the first couple of times were funny, the next 27,391 times less so.
So who doesn’t have a deal
What does Amazi-Girl have against resident aliens who aren’t citizens? Xenophobia!
I kinda forgot. Is this specifically a girl’s dorm?
Don’t we sometimes see the guys in there?
…I gotta admit, I have no idea how dorms work, having never lived in one.
Read Hall is a coed dorm, with four wings connected through a central lobby. Clark and Landes Wings are all-girls, Beck and Curry Wings are all-boys. The DoA ladies mostly live on the third floor of Clark Wing. The guys mostly live on the third floor of Beck Wing. There’s nothing particularly preventing people from wandering between wings.
Don’t the stairs to the girls’ wings magically turn into a really slippery slide if a boy tries to go up them? I’m sure somebody told me that….
(The Halls of Residence where I lived first year of my degree were mixed. And yes, it was often very hard to sleep as a result.)
Hence the name of chapter 3 – as seen in the archive.
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting this is based on a real place. 🙂
It does make it easier to draw a comic when you use real locales, that’s for sure. And it’s cool when you recognize things too. 🙂
This is the girl’s wing of the dorm but the boys are free to enter if they want and the girls can do the same.
Carla is flipping the tiniest bird, back there, but the sentiment is understood. Aye, it got through, Carla. It got through.
Imunne to criticism and double entederings.
Now I’m imagining Christian Bale growling “Where is the penis?! WHERE IS IT?!”
And the terrified random thug whimpers and slowly points down towards Batman’s crotch area.
But you left yourself wide open there Amazi- girl
Ah, Agatha and Carla are not roommates! [furiously updates chart]
It’s probably mike.