I’m holding out for the death of “Twilight”, it’s authors, and all of the actors who portrayed that travesty of an excuse for literature as well as it’s many spin-offs.
Galasso-man, Galasso-man.
Does whatever a Galasso can.
Makes a po-boy, any size.
Serving up delicious pizza pies!
Grins up!
Here comes Galasso-man!
Are they good?
Listen bud,
He’s got pizza tossing in his blood.
But how’re the cold cuts stuffed bread?
Order up a sub and you’ll be feed
Relax,
There goes Galasso-man!
In a college town restaurant, as long as it’s alongside good food at relatively cheap prices that’s served promptly, it’s AMAZING how much psychotic attitude can be included in the customer service.
It does cut into the tips, slightly; but bloody few college students tip worth a damn, anyway.
Come on everypony smile, smile, smile
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need’s a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine!
For those of you who don’t know, Glasso’s Pizza replaces Mother Bear’s Pizza in Bloomington. Mother Bear’s has award-winning pizza, but I guess their service isn’t great? I’ve never had a problem, but I usually get Aver’s instead.
How is he able to talk in parentheses like that? I could sorta see how Amber did it in the last strip. But in the middle of yelling? Is the (sub) bit just some sort of compulsion peeps have to do when discussing his restaurant? Like when the La-li-lu-le-lo make people say La-li-lu-le-lo instead of saying La-li-lu-le-lo?
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It wouldn’t be a college town without insane pizza adventures. Personally, I think she’s staking the place out for Ninja Turtles.
Well it’s no “ninja pizza parlor”
Well, the ninja district close down after the last Talk like a Pirate Day. Those poor guys, talking like pirates in front of a ninja.
Never presume a man does not have ninjas at his disposal.
Is that a reference to the Archie Turtles comics?
There’s that Amber’s Patented Smile™ again!
And the first time it happened when talking about customer service too!
http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-1-brings-back-the-80s/01-just-a-toy-store/a-3/
Yep! It’s especially for Customer Service.
He’s like the soup nazi, it’s too good to not bow to him.
NO (sub) FOR YOU!
What?! But I was such a good boy this year. I want my Christmas Nuclear Submarine! ..sniff..
And I wanted a replacement teacher to teach in place of the abscence of my real teacher.
And my 26 inch speaker designed for projecting audio in the 20-200 Hz range! I was hoping for one of those. Aww.
And a giant robot or a flying car. Whichever comes first.
I’m still holding out for a jetpack.
I’m holding out for a pair of self lacing shoes.
I’m still holding out for a girl worth fighting for.
I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night.
I’m holding out for the death of “Twilight”, it’s authors, and all of the actors who portrayed that travesty of an excuse for literature as well as it’s many spin-offs.
And an Oompa-Loompa, Daddy! And a goose that
lays golden eggs! And I want it NOW!
I want my cutie mark, riiight naooowww!
IT’S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!
I’m still holding out for a decent woman.
Galasso would be a great Batman.
I SAID SMILE!
WHERE ARE THEY!?
WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS?
TELL ME ABOUT THE RABBITS!
THAT’S NO ORDINARY RABBIT!
THAT’S NO MOON!
It’s a space station!
….wearing a giant pair of Mickey Mouse ears?!?!
“Great shot, kid! You just blew up Epcot. They sign our paychecks, now, dumbass.”
Too soon.
They also bought Star Wars.
What in this miserable is more beautiful THAN A NICE BIG SMILE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AAAAAWWWWWWW
oh that smile. Such sweet memories.
Galasso needs to appear more often.
Your gravatar….is that Omega from Final Fantasy 5?
perhaps, but maybe it’s from another one that lifted it for an optional boss like the psp version ff1 of FF4 the After Years
It appears to be yes, maybe not the FFV version though judging by the detail on it, I’d have to guess IV the After Years.
KEEP SMILING JABRONI!
Did you mean “Cabron?” Or is Jabron an actual thing people say?
It’s Jabroni. It’s a real word, I think.
Well, as real as anything with its origin in professional wrestling…
More Galasso! Yeah!
Also, have you started refenrencing yourself?
Started?
GALLAAAASSSSOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sorry, he’s my favorite.
They have the same smile.
Okay, I didn’t ship it before, but now I will ship this to the grave.
Don’t ship them to the grave! The postage will be REDICULOUS!!!
Then they will come back as zombies!
Why do you want to make Amber a zombie? The zombie uprising will be bad enough without Zombie Amazi-Girl saving everyone just to eat them for herself.
Classic twist.
Smile, darn you, smile! Everybody loves to grin!
EVERYBODY LOVES TO SMILE. WHY AREN’T YOU SMILING.
Follow my lead, recite my creed, and smile, darn you, smile.
Dumbing of Age: Return of the Smile
C’MON GET HAPPY!
C’MON GET HAPPY!
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
Don’t worry, be happy.
SMILING IS FREE BAM BA-BAM BAM
Hey Golasso buddy. Why don’t you try leading by example.
He is smiling. Look at him. Look at the joy on his face.
Friend Galasso is your friend.
Your friendly neighborhood Galasso.
Galasso-man, Galasso-man. Does whatever a Galasso can.
Makes a pizza, any size. Can’t you see? Just like that. Hey there, ther goes Galasso-man.
Galasso-man, Galasso-man.
Does whatever a Galasso can.
Makes a po-boy, any size.
Serving up delicious pizza pies!
Grins up!
Here comes Galasso-man!
Are they good?
Listen bud,
He’s got pizza tossing in his blood.
But how’re the cold cuts stuffed bread?
Order up a sub and you’ll be feed
Relax,
There goes Galasso-man!
I don’t think you understand how great this pizza is. I know what Golasso’s like and I STILL suggested we come here. THAT’S how good the pizza is.
In a college town restaurant, as long as it’s alongside good food at relatively cheap prices that’s served promptly, it’s AMAZING how much psychotic attitude can be included in the customer service.
It does cut into the tips, slightly; but bloody few college students tip worth a damn, anyway.
The waiters at the sushi restaurant nearby me that yell at you if you don’t order fast enough would agree.
More Galasso please!
(And Subs)
Smile and the whole world smiles with you.
To quote the Joker: “What in this miserable is more beautiful THAN A NICE BIG SMILE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
Fart, and you stand alone.
I stand alone anyway, so what’s the difference?
All alone, so very,very, alone.
Come on everypony smile, smile, smile
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need’s a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine!
So, apparently it’s a very special musical episode of DOA Comment Section.
I want to talk (in parentheses) too.
Oh, that’s easy – that’s the textual representation of a verbal aside, which is vocally represented by a slight drop in volume and a tonal shift.
Doing that while shouting, on the other hand, is mighty impressive.
That is totally Mother Bear’s.
I only say this because I used to live very near there, and this makes me happy.
Galasso is yelling. The world is as it should be.
Oh my god, it’s Amazi-girl!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
That’s ok, I don’t want soup, I want pie.
Is this based on an actual Bloomington pizza place? Then again, there are so many….
For those of you who don’t know, Glasso’s Pizza replaces Mother Bear’s Pizza in Bloomington. Mother Bear’s has award-winning pizza, but I guess their service isn’t great? I’ve never had a problem, but I usually get Aver’s instead.
Mother Bear’s service is fine. It’s Galasso who’s weird.
Hm, I never had any problems at Mother Bear’s.
Ah, Galasso. He’s a cruel, but fair, dictator.
Did Galasso just yell something in brackets? That takes talent (AND I ADMIRE THAT!)
How is he able to talk in parentheses like that? I could sorta see how Amber did it in the last strip. But in the middle of yelling? Is the (sub) bit just some sort of compulsion peeps have to do when discussing his restaurant? Like when the La-li-lu-le-lo make people say La-li-lu-le-lo instead of saying La-li-lu-le-lo?
… oh, goddammit.
I always expect it to be Pizzas (and Subjugation).
Even here, the smile lives on.
I like pizza!
I have found the actor to play Galasso.