The cause thereof, that these men ascertain that the area of said female’s gluteus maximus and associated tissues have the appearance of being replete.
As such they wish to rendezvous with and photograph such women; despite the warnings of their various comrades, the posteriors of such women cause them libidos reminiscent of the clichéd self-presentations of Southeast Asian prostitutes to American servicemen.
Proceeding, the male addresses the female by describing the unwrinkled epidermis of the female’s posterior, and offers the female conveyance in his luxury automobile produced by Daimler-Benz Aktiengesellschaft. He also invites the female to take advantage of his material wealth, due to her exceptional characteristics compared to other females that pursue him.
Form creases on the epidermal layer/
You express a desire to penetrate my luxury car/
actuate, utilize and exploit my self/
For thou stand elevated above my admirers/
I have observed gyrations of the hips of others.
Let us dismiss with the wooing, for you have already been lubricated,
put in motion like a super battleship.
Jennifer: Yes, Becky, I’ve been trying to break it too you gently but…we feel your Butt’s Disease has gone out of control. The teachers won’t accept any more homework with butts drawn on it. You need to stop ending every text you send with (_!_). And art class is…well, we’re up to the Renaissance now, so you’re doing alright in art class.
We all care about you very much and have written you a letter. It’s right-hey, where did the letter go? No, dammit Becky, stop drawing butts on our intervention letter!
The combination of the two should be reasonably sufficient to attract men who enjoy large posteriors or mammory glands, perhaps both. Fear not Amber, those child-rearing hips will be put to use yet.
Scientifically, you are already a walking arousal machine, and any lack of confidence in the subject is misplaced. Your genes are quite excellent and your body followed suit by having forming healthy male attracting features so that you will be even more adept to attract an acceptable mate worthy of your genes. Doesn’t that make you feel better?
Fleet Admiral, though only used during wartimes. In peacetime, Admiral is the highest ranking. Below that, there’s the Vice Admiral, then Rear Admiral (top half), then Rear Admiral (bottom half) before we then get to the Captain (who’s just playing piano, since Tenille is nowhere to be found).
I am predisposed to large posteriors, and I cannot lie
You additional male siblings can’t deny
That when a person of the female persuasion gains admittance with her smaller than average midsection and a spherical thing in your face…
…You get launched from a coiled like potential energy source, Which causes you to want to pull out simply because you’ve noticed the butt is reaching the maximum cappasity for the jean pants she is wearing, which in turn causes me to be addicted and lose my ability to break constant eye contact….
I would enjoy being within your company and perhaps taking a photograph although my aquaintences felt the need to give a warning to me but the posterior you have gets me thouroughly aroused. Salutations, Rump-o-Smooth-Skin, Would you like to take a drive with me in my car manufactured by Benz? I will allow you to use me simply because you are unlike the average women that attach themselves to wealthy celebreties such as myself due to status. I have watched you dance and decided that I have no desire to woo you romantically because of your persperation and the moisture that has gathered because of said persperation has me excited and heated up in a way I can only liken to that of a Corvette in the extremest form of it.
I have grown weary of publications that display images and news that imply that petite bottoms are currently superior to ones of a larger size. If you take the average african-american and ask him a question based on these implications he will reply that she must “pack much back” if you will (meaning that her posterior has to be quite endowed.) So gentlemen, Gentlemen, I ask if your signifigant other has such a buttocks as previousely described. If so then have her gyrate, rotate, vibrate, and other wise convulse her lower body focusing on but not limited to her aforementioned buttocks which are in peak physical condition.
Come on. Of course Dina already knows who Amazi-girl is. Examine the facts:
1) People often fail to notice when Dina is in the room. Amazi-girl may have already changed in or out of costume while Dina was watching.
2) I don’t think Dina has been present for any conversation about Amazi-girl, which would be the only way she’d bring up what she knows.
3) Amazi-girl’s mask covers her eyes, not her mouth.
So Dina has an ability to know when something nefarious is happening near her and is out all night to not notice when her roomie was also gone all night she comes back in the morning?
Large posteriors please me, and I find myself unable to create fabrications. The male population does not counter that when a female trots in with a minute torso and a spheroid object in your visage your genitals become turgid.
This comic reminds me of a coworker of mine who was talking to someone about a girl he liked/wanted to have ze secks with, and for some reason, the conversation swung to her butt, and taking his glasses and putting them on said buttocks. We all stopped at the same time to look at him and question what the hell he just said.
I think this cracks the theory of why Danny likes Amazi-girl rather than Amber. Everytime he sees Amazi-girl, he sees her running away from him and hence displaying that large posterior. Whereas with Amber, he has been seeing only the nintendo that she carries. It all makes sense now!
We’ve had a few church services, one attended by Dorothy, and another attended by Ethan, so we’re a few weeks in, unless there have been several more time skips I’m unaware of.
Crap, we need an edit button. I must also posit that since we haven’t seen Roz comment on whether her sister’s been re-elected, it’s most likely still not past November, so a safe bet would be mid-to-late September, with October possible, but no one’s mentioned the trees changing color starting or what someone’s going to go as for Halloween, so if it is truly in October, it’s most likely just started.
“I have read that some men are predisposed towards big butts. Men, though, not women, so I’m definitely not into it. I never watch you sleep and dream of caressing those elaborate curves.”
Personally I don’t really care about looks that much, as long as the basic female parts are there and she’s got brains and a decent personality, I’m good.
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Dina notices the important things =3
some men are predisposed toward large posteriors and are incapable of prevaricating on the subject…
Thou brethren cannot refute aforementioned preference.
Their male siblings cannot dispute these facts.
On occasions when a female with a superior waist-to-hip ratio is observed arousal is inevitably consequent.
The cause thereof, that these men ascertain that the area of said female’s gluteus maximus and associated tissues have the appearance of being replete.
And here I thought it was about large tracts of land.
And thus thee become aware of her perchance to trousers, and consequently are unable to avert thy eyes.
As such they wish to rendezvous with and photograph such women; despite the warnings of their various comrades, the posteriors of such women cause them libidos reminiscent of the clichéd self-presentations of Southeast Asian prostitutes to American servicemen.
And threads like this is why I love this comic.
Darn. Exactly what I was thinking.
Proceeding, the male addresses the female by describing the unwrinkled epidermis of the female’s posterior, and offers the female conveyance in his luxury automobile produced by Daimler-Benz Aktiengesellschaft. He also invites the female to take advantage of his material wealth, due to her exceptional characteristics compared to other females that pursue him.
Form creases on the epidermal layer/
You express a desire to penetrate my luxury car/
actuate, utilize and exploit my self/
For thou stand elevated above my admirers/
That was a lot harder than I thought it would be
I have observed gyrations of the hips of others.
Let us dismiss with the wooing, for you have already been lubricated,
put in motion like a super battleship.
You guys are awesome. In fact, this exact comment thread inspired this Norman Tweeter video.
The most important of all.
gentlemen, gentlemen, does your significant other possess a superior waist to hip ratio?
Truly!
The second derivative about her midriff is most pronounced, indeed!
Ohmigod, Becky…
Becky: Jennifer! Why must you tell me about EVERY girl with a large butt? Are you trying to say something to me?
Hey, it’s round and plump….or so I’ve been told.
Jennifer: Yes, Becky, I’ve been trying to break it too you gently but…we feel your Butt’s Disease has gone out of control. The teachers won’t accept any more homework with butts drawn on it. You need to stop ending every text you send with (_!_). And art class is…well, we’re up to the Renaissance now, so you’re doing alright in art class.
We all care about you very much and have written you a letter. It’s right-hey, where did the letter go? No, dammit Becky, stop drawing butts on our intervention letter!
Becky: I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM!
Jennifer: You’re touching my butt right now.
Becky: *Gasp*
Reading this thread has given me a greater appreciation for the opening of Sir-Mix-alot’s Baby Got Back.
Considering that this universe does have a Becky and she’s about as conservative as Joyce…oh man. I laughed. Thanks for that.
Also, Billie’s first name is Jennifer, and she does have a butt of considerable size.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.
Butts Disease strikes again??
It’s an epidemic.
A butt-demic, you mean.
It defies ANALysis.
An epbuttdemic?
… Sphincter.
Butt butt butt? Butt butt butt, butt butt. Butt butt butt!!
Let’s hear from the other side…((i))
Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers!
Ah snake ah snake! Snake! Snake! Oh, it’s a snake!
The puns seem to have stopped. This must be rectified.
Muskrat, muskrat, muskrat, muskrat?
Pfft! Questionable Content.
Robble robble, robble robble robble.
No one tell Dina that it was Amber’s posterior that killed the dinosaurs.
Dina knows that guys like big butts and that’s no lie…
She also knows that other brother’s cannot deny.
However When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist….
It’s enough to make a man shoot his paste… 😀
And a round thing in your face…….
Ouch!
I just got sprung. Man, that smarts.
That’s cuz you’re a smartass
PLAY ME OFF JOHNNY!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
-plays generic piano playoff-
I read geriatric piano playoff at first, lol
Stay classy, Dina.
Dina, that gesture implies things you may not want it to.
Or perhaps that IS what you want to imply. either way, I’m sure the fans don’t mind.
But they way she is holding her hands in Panel 5 suggests a boob-groping pose rather than a butt-grabbing one.
I guess it would depend on how the gropee is posed…
Apparently Amber has a boob ass. I’m not sure if this is superior to Ass boobs or not.
I wonder what medical science has to say about that.
Where do you think Dina got it from?
Perhaps Dina’s learned to imitate the prey-seizing motion of the Grabassaur
Butt-grabbing when sitting down, boob-grabbing when standing. It’s almost a universal motion.
My first thought there was,
“Aww Dina is being a T-Rex”
The grabby motion she’s making in the last panel really sells it.
It also looks like she’s saying “RAWR, I’M A DINOSAUR!
In her mind, Dina is always saying that.
Sometimes it’s appropriate.
Dina is like Ninja Rick… only with dinosaurs.
I just hope that Dina ‘sword’ doesn’t draw Amber’s blood.
Giggity?
Fixed!
I should note that I was able to construct that statement completely from the original speech bubble. She’s saying it even when she’s not!
That’s amazing.
*Insert random Sir Mix-a-Lot reference here*
You other brothers can’t interfere
Because when a user walks in
With a dated popcultural reference
And a meta joke in your face
You get SARCASTIC
…I suck at this.
It’s Dina’s groping gesture when talking about Amber’s butt that sells it.
If it is about your large mammary glands, do not fret. I’ve heart that those too, are physical aphrodesiacs.
Well, she is a superheroine. She kinda had the most common superpower.
And yet, no chest window. That’s a waste of perfectly good boob!
Well, not everyone has a hole to fill.
Giggity
That’s why she needs some chest windows, so her powers can be fully awakened.
The combination of the two should be reasonably sufficient to attract men who enjoy large posteriors or mammory glands, perhaps both. Fear not Amber, those child-rearing hips will be put to use yet.
Scientifically, you are already a walking arousal machine, and any lack of confidence in the subject is misplaced. Your genes are quite excellent and your body followed suit by having forming healthy male attracting features so that you will be even more adept to attract an acceptable mate worthy of your genes. Doesn’t that make you feel better?
Why isn’t that making you feel better? WHY? -shakes and starts to cry-
*Insert Aphrodite A joke here*
Goodness gracious, by the time this comic ends, I’ll have shipped every character together.
College IS all about orgies.
Not my college.
Actually it is, it’s just that they haven’t told you about them.
If there is though, I don’t think I’m invited.
In the (paraphrased) words of Jeph Jacques:
“On my computer I have a text file called ‘The Ending.’ It simply reads ‘Everybody fucks.'”
Actually I think that was Yelling Bird, and it went something more like…
“…AND I FOUND HIS SECRET QUESTIONABLE CONTENT PLOT LINE FILE. IT’S LITERALLY JUST FIVE WORDS WITH A FOOTNOTE: ‘EVERYONE FUCKS, THEN I RETIRE*’
*HANNELORE REALDOLL”
😀 (I may read a little too much QC)
A dumbiverse armada, and you are the grand admiral… or whatever a high rank is for an armada….
Fleet Admiral, though only used during wartimes. In peacetime, Admiral is the highest ranking. Below that, there’s the Vice Admiral, then Rear Admiral (top half), then Rear Admiral (bottom half) before we then get to the Captain (who’s just playing piano, since Tenille is nowhere to be found).
So you ship a massive orgy then?
Damnit Dina. That’s not what I like about Amber…..and I just said it out loud, didn’t I?
These are the things Dina has noticed in the space of two consecutive comics:
1) Amber looking at a guy
2) Amber’s butt
girl on girl ship tease everywhere in this damn thing
Is…. is that baby Perry the Platypus.
Why, yes it is.
Everything’s better with Perry.
SO MUCH BETTER
brushin’ our teeth – IT’S BETTER
washin’ our hair – IT’S BETTER
breathin’ in air – SO MUCH BETTER
I am predisposed to large posteriors, and I cannot lie
You additional male siblings can’t deny
That when a person of the female persuasion gains admittance with her smaller than average midsection and a spherical thing in your face…
Ah, I’m done.
…You get launched from a coiled like potential energy source, Which causes you to want to pull out simply because you’ve noticed the butt is reaching the maximum cappasity for the jean pants she is wearing, which in turn causes me to be addicted and lose my ability to break constant eye contact….
(let’s keep this going please <:D)
I would enjoy being within your company and perhaps taking a photograph although my aquaintences felt the need to give a warning to me but the posterior you have gets me thouroughly aroused. Salutations, Rump-o-Smooth-Skin, Would you like to take a drive with me in my car manufactured by Benz? I will allow you to use me simply because you are unlike the average women that attach themselves to wealthy celebreties such as myself due to status. I have watched you dance and decided that I have no desire to woo you romantically because of your persperation and the moisture that has gathered because of said persperation has me excited and heated up in a way I can only liken to that of a Corvette in the extremest form of it.
I have grown weary of publications that display images and news that imply that petite bottoms are currently superior to ones of a larger size. If you take the average african-american and ask him a question based on these implications he will reply that she must “pack much back” if you will (meaning that her posterior has to be quite endowed.) So gentlemen, Gentlemen, I ask if your signifigant other has such a buttocks as previousely described. If so then have her gyrate, rotate, vibrate, and other wise convulse her lower body focusing on but not limited to her aforementioned buttocks which are in peak physical condition.
Will Dina meet Amazi-girl, discover her secret identity, and become her sidekick, Dino-lass?
I certainly hope so.
I just imagined Dina riding a velociraptor.
Yes, good.
And her nickname shall be the Dino Knight.
Define ‘riding’ *nudge nudge wink wink* 😀
You DO know that Dina would point out the anatomical problems with your entendre there, right? 😉
Details schmetails.
Come on. Of course Dina already knows who Amazi-girl is. Examine the facts:
1) People often fail to notice when Dina is in the room. Amazi-girl may have already changed in or out of costume while Dina was watching.
2) I don’t think Dina has been present for any conversation about Amazi-girl, which would be the only way she’d bring up what she knows.
3) Amazi-girl’s mask covers her eyes, not her mouth.
Well, my hypothesis is that Amber is hip to Dina’s amazing alter-ego and is just playing along for her sake. Because that’s what roomies do.
Further study:
Dina says “There’s a fight or something going on outside. Everyone is coming out to watch.” But then she is never visible in the crowd of people watching.
Here she has to be told to be surprised that Amber didn’t come home last night.
So Dina has an ability to know when something nefarious is happening near her and is out all night to not notice when her roomie was also gone all night she comes back in the morning?
Dina was the one who shouted “Most boring fight ever!” one comic later.
Dina needs her own dating advice column in the newspaper.
DINA YOU ARE ADORABLE
^ This exactly
Large posteriors please me, and I find myself unable to create fabrications. The male population does not counter that when a female trots in with a minute torso and a spheroid object in your visage your genitals become turgid.
You sold me with “turgid”
“large posterior” is my new catch-up phrase!
You know, a friend of mine tried that and well……..
This comic reminds me of a coworker of mine who was talking to someone about a girl he liked/wanted to have ze secks with, and for some reason, the conversation swung to her butt, and taking his glasses and putting them on said buttocks. We all stopped at the same time to look at him and question what the hell he just said.
Do you see the butt? It sees you.
I would have loved to be there and hear the conversation in its entirety. It seems like the kind of thing that mere words cannot describe.
Indeed. My summarization is the most detailed about the events, yet it pales in comparison to actually being there to hear it.
I think this Internet classic needs to be linked hereabouts.
No one finds it sad that she thinks of her alter ego as better than herself? It made me sad 🙁
Only natural, though, or else Amber would be Sal. Or Sal-like, in any case. These Dina-Amber strips have made that abundantly clear.
If she didn’t find that dressing up as a superhero made her feel and act more confident, uninhibited, and powerful, why would she bother doing it?
…oh right vigilanteism is illegal. And since her costume is apparently effective…
does dina like big butts, and if so, is she capable of lying?
are you, sir, suggesting that if a boy walks by Dina with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in her face, she gets SPRUNG!?!?! lol
potentially, it depends on whether they’ve got it going on
Dina has an anaconda that likes buns?
I want to be Dina.
What is Dina reading in panel 5?
Is anyone else curious what Dina’s been reading? XD
Oh Amber! It’s only a fantasy. Just hang tight; as soon as Danny learns that Joe is Amazi-Girl, he’ll come running to you. Running
Oh, and possibly whimpering “The Hairier! The Hairier!”
I woulda named this comic posterior.
sweet band name warning
Some men lika tha honka honka of the badonka donka.
I’ve noticed I’ve been reading Dina as Hynden Walch in my head lately. Dialog like this makes her seem even more Starfire-esque.
Thanks for putting that image in my head, now Dina sounds super annoying to me. I like Dina how dare you give her a voice I despise.
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Just be glad it was not the voice of Serena in the Sailor Moon english dub.
…I am not able to comprehend your words because they make no sense to me. I just can’t grasp that concept.
The closest I can get is, “I’ve also got a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is attractive!”
No, Dina sounds like Fluttershy
…..cannot unhear this.
….ever.
thank you.
I think this cracks the theory of why Danny likes Amazi-girl rather than Amber. Everytime he sees Amazi-girl, he sees her running away from him and hence displaying that large posterior. Whereas with Amber, he has been seeing only the nintendo that she carries. It all makes sense now!
I forget. What day is it in the dumboverse?
We’ve had a few church services, one attended by Dorothy, and another attended by Ethan, so we’re a few weeks in, unless there have been several more time skips I’m unaware of.
Crap, we need an edit button. I must also posit that since we haven’t seen Roz comment on whether her sister’s been re-elected, it’s most likely still not past November, so a safe bet would be mid-to-late September, with October possible, but no one’s mentioned the trees changing color starting or what someone’s going to go as for Halloween, so if it is truly in October, it’s most likely just started.
That last panel needs to be a poster.
I wholeheartedly agree.
I am predisposed towards large posteriors, and I am unable to falsify my claim.
I love Dina’s “grabby hands” in the last panel. Made me laugh out loud. Also, me thinks she’s a little too honest. 😉
Ah, Danny’s little happy face. He has no idea the shit he’s stirring up. (Though to be fair, neither does Amber. This is going to end so well.)
In Panel 6, Dina continues: “And I can believe that, because many hadrosaurs and large therapods had haunches of truly magnificent size. “
“I have read that some men are predisposed towards big butts. Men, though, not women, so I’m definitely not into it. I never watch you sleep and dream of caressing those elaborate curves.”
As usual, Dana is right about EVERYTHING.
Love dina’s hands in squishy motion.
I appreciate large posteriors and I can’t speak false, you other males can not contradict me.
A lot of simps won’t like this comic. Them punks want to hit it and quit it, but I’d rather stay and play.
I laughed.
My God . . . HALF of these comments are just different ways to reference ‘Baby Got Back’ and they are all great.
My God…..it’s full of butts!
….. And I’m not complaining.
Curvy butt > flat butt
(Kim Kardashian doesn’t count)
Oh my God! It’s Amy Farrah Fowler, the college years!
Wow, dinas just killing it
Personally I don’t really care about looks that much, as long as the basic female parts are there and she’s got brains and a decent personality, I’m good.