Yeah, I don’t think she’s a snob, she just doesn’t like getting dirty and is a bit obsessed with looking nice.
I see Billie as a Rainbow Dash, honestly, due to her desire to be the best (in this case, be part of the best social circles), and her brash personality.
Hmm, that’s true.
Maybe I’m attributing some characteristics to her that aren’t in the show itself. And I’m a big Rarity fan, have been since Suited for Success.
DAMMIT IM WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY RIGHT NOW !!!
And I think Billie would be more likely to choose Rainbow Dash
boots because they’re both so reckless with their bodies.
*static* If you hear this message, then they are already here. Whatever you do, don’t startle the…..ARGH!!! THEY’RE BREAKING THROUGH THE DOOR. SOMEONE, GET THE SHOTGU*static*
Well sure. One day you’re getting paid for your services and the next you’re getting paid for your services. Nobody ever talks about what a slippery slope a job can be. It’s like the gateway payment. They get you hooked on food and shelter and then you’ll do anything to feed your addiction.
I feel as though I have in my possession the precursor to your QC guest strip. I seem to recall you drawing a sketch of Faye’s ass when I asked for quote: “Your favorite webcomic character that you didn’t create.” I think Jeph then responded with a sketch of YOUR ass… God that was a weird weekend.
*facepalm* Congrats to Billie. I didn’t think it was actually possible to make giving someone money look like throwing unwanted bread crumbs their way.
Three things:
#1. …Billien that is not what it means to be paying a compliment
#2. Where were you keeping that crumplied up $20
#3. What kind of jobs have you had in the past where you kept $20s in you bra (persumably)
Willis you may seem like you’re recovered by having classy comics over here but I see what you did to Jacques’ webcomic. You’re just pushing your Butts Disease elsewhere.
Looked to me like Pintsize didn’t even have to push; all seemed to be flowing freely, like Ketchup on a bun. Perhaps Willis needs more ketchup with its natural mellowing agents*. So does Mike.
“It’s a flying metal butt. Well, of course butts are superior to robots. Yeah, especially if they’re shaped like lady butts. Wtf PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!”
And here I was afraid “disgusting” was just hyperbole! 😀
The best part about the guest comic is where Marten’s look of complete, utter shame is implied in the last panel. Doesn’t stop him from doing it, though. The butt’s majesty is simply too much for any other outcome.
Billie just remarked that her father is so emotionally stunted that he can only show her love by giving her money. Then she seemed to show affection for Joyce by giving her a twenty. Implying that she is similarly emotionally screwed up.
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Joyce becomes $20 richer?
And 20% cooler?
After watching cartoons with Ethan, perhaps she will pick some Rainbow Dash boots.
Joyce seems like more of a Fluttershy gal.
I’d say more Pinkie Pie- you saw how she owned at board games at that party?
Or maybe Twilight, since she’d totally follow a manual to throw a sleepover party.
Either way, Walky’s definitely Spike.
Hmm…you may be right. She’s also much more outgoing than Fluttershy, although not quite the ball of energy that Pinkie Pie is.
Yeah, Walky’s definitely Spike.
And Billie’s like Pinky because she loves to party, but she’s like Rartiy because she’s such a snob who thinks she’s better than anyone else…
Dammit Willis, your characters are more complex than ponies.
Actually Rarity isn’t a snob at all, not sure where you got that. Maybe you’re comparing her to Veronica because she’s the fashion girl?
She is the spirit of generosity, after all.
Yeah, I don’t think she’s a snob, she just doesn’t like getting dirty and is a bit obsessed with looking nice.
I see Billie as a Rainbow Dash, honestly, due to her desire to be the best (in this case, be part of the best social circles), and her brash personality.
Hmm, that’s true.
Maybe I’m attributing some characteristics to her that aren’t in the show itself. And I’m a big Rarity fan, have been since Suited for Success.
“Dammit Willis, your characters are more complex than ponies.”
hahahaah XD
DAMMIT IM WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY RIGHT NOW !!!
And I think Billie would be more likely to choose Rainbow Dash
boots because they’re both so reckless with their bodies.
Translation: “Daddy BUYS my love!”
[share the love]
I wish I had someone to buy my love, ideally from another country.
Is that translation or just paraphrasing?
Either that or he is using one heck of a Bablefish-like program.
I want money for thanking people
I want thanks for moneying people
I’ll give a down payment of one thank you, then after you money me, I’ll thank you some more
I want people for money thanks.
try 1700s America. You won’t be dissapointed.
I want money for nothing (and the chicks for free).
Billie’s blushing as she’s waving that $20. Is she going to go all ‘Magic Mike’ on Joyce?
Upon closer examination, she always has a bit of red under her glasses. Nuts.
If Mike was in Magic Mike, when he came on stage he would just stand there, fully clothed, and 20 pounds heavier.
Mike went all “magic mike” on your mom for a nickel
Your mom gave Mike a nickel for a pearl necklace.
Mike’s prices are low, and are only slightly higher than your mom’s standards. I say this to say that your mom’s a slut.
Mike made your mom feel pleasures that greatly surpassed those she had of being a mother or a faithful wife.
Mike joed your mom.
Anyone else having Animaniacs flashbacks right now?
Good Idea: Being friends with Billie at the Mall.
Bad Idea: Being friends with Walky at the Mall.
I was thinking more the “Here, have a bag of money.” line.
Alternately…
Good Idea: Being friends with Billie at the Mall.
Bad Idea: Being friends with Billie at a Roz DeSanto Party.
Yes. Not just for this though. All the time.
Billie…put that Faz face away and never put it back on
You mean her happy face?
Billie is the greatest at being friends.
In the second panel I thought slender man was following them.
Doesn’t this College Mall look eerily dark and unattended? Where are all the teenagers!?
*static* If you hear this message, then they are already here. Whatever you do, don’t startle the…..ARGH!!! THEY’RE BREAKING THROUGH THE DOOR. SOMEONE, GET THE SHOTGU*static*
*static* Ignore the first message. Everything is just fine. Come on in adn try our finest selection of…*zombie voice*BRAINS!
have you been to a college mall? seriously the last one I went to was sad and devoid of almost anyone.
Billie’s explanation in the third panel is not surprising at all. Go figure.
Wow. Me and Billie have something in common.
wow! you two DO look similar.
You’re both cheap with gifts?
Oh, we don’t know that yet. Who knows how much the boots will cost, and who knows if Billie won’t back out of the agreement after all?
Cheap? Quite the opposite. She’s probably gonna insist on good boots and those are damn pricey.
I meant the emotionally stunted Dad showing love through wads of cash. But okay.
I thought you meant implants.
yes! my billiexjoyce dreams are slowly being confirmed!
Well I dunno is it really shipping is Billie is nothing but a Sugar Daddy?
so does this mean that she’s…a Billie-naire!?
ohohohohoho
So, she could easily get a Billie-ion?
Shes definatley rich enough to own a Billie-ard board
I’ll buy that for a dollar Bill-ie.
Prostitution always starts innocent enough…
It does? That’s news to me.
Well sure. One day you’re getting paid for your services and the next you’re getting paid for your services. Nobody ever talks about what a slippery slope a job can be. It’s like the gateway payment. They get you hooked on food and shelter and then you’ll do anything to feed your addiction.
Billie’s popularity in high school is now clear. “There’s the chick who will buy you things for attention! Let’s be her friend!”
“And maybe we could get into her pants”
well for that you can either complment her a couple times or catch her doing her party phase
Isn’t that how everybody makes friends?
Pay people to be friends? Never thought of that.
Why pay when you can blackmail?
I find dangling someone from the roof tops a good way to make friends.
Before actually reading the comic, I saw the twenty and immediately thought Billie pulled it out of her boobs
the twenty is awfully wrinkled…
Americans still make dollar notes out of paper right?
Holy crap. I think I sprained something laughing
Willis, just an aside to say your QC comic was glorious!
^This^ I nearly sh*t myself laughing!
… reffering, ofc, to the QC comic.
Man, I really need to make friends with some people like Billie.
I feel as though I have in my possession the precursor to your QC guest strip. I seem to recall you drawing a sketch of Faye’s ass when I asked for quote: “Your favorite webcomic character that you didn’t create.” I think Jeph then responded with a sketch of YOUR ass… God that was a weird weekend.
I think I want billie’s dad.
Mike does not want. Mike uses pleasure to cause pain.
To clarify, your comment and the Mike gravatar made me remember the… incident between him and… what’s-his-face… the gay dude. Ethan, that’s his name.
*facepalm* Congrats to Billie. I didn’t think it was actually possible to make giving someone money look like throwing unwanted bread crumbs their way.
Your QC guest strip is the best QC strip by a very wide margin, and I say this as someone that kind of reads QC (for some reason)
It was done in the best possible taste. 😀
yes, I too did not scream “What the actual fuck” for several hours straight.
Yeah I gotta say the only QC I’ve laughed this hard at was the one RKM did yesterday.
I actually enjoy QC…Willis’ comic was pretty glorious, however.
It caused a shitstorm of comments that is for sure.
Three things:
#1. …Billien that is not what it means to be paying a compliment
#2. Where were you keeping that crumplied up $20
#3. What kind of jobs have you had in the past where you kept $20s in you bra (persumably)
Willis you may seem like you’re recovered by having classy comics over here but I see what you did to Jacques’ webcomic. You’re just pushing your Butts Disease elsewhere.
Looked to me like Pintsize didn’t even have to push; all seemed to be flowing freely, like Ketchup on a bun. Perhaps Willis needs more ketchup with its natural mellowing agents*. So does Mike.
*Brought to you by the Ketchup Advisory Board.
Look, we all saw it. Let’s just all move on with our lives and never speak of it again.
My reaction to Billie’s behavior:
“…Um.”
My reaction to QC guest strip:
“It’s a flying metal butt. Well, of course butts are superior to robots. Yeah, especially if they’re shaped like lady butts. Wtf PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!”
And here I was afraid “disgusting” was just hyperbole! 😀
The best part about the guest comic is where Marten’s look of complete, utter shame is implied in the last panel. Doesn’t stop him from doing it, though. The butt’s majesty is simply too much for any other outcome.
David Willis is probably the only webcomic artist who has drawn flying butts crapping on people not once, but twice.
At least four times, including that one time I drew one in somebody’s book in a con.
Well, I now know the subject of Lawsome: Season 2.
Put it in her shirt! Bow Chicka Wow Wow!
Panel 3 Billie….that shadow angle flatters her, to be sure. 0_0
*Cues the Beatles*
Buy Me Love!
Something about the punchline is disturbing on a level I can’t articulate.
Billie just remarked that her father is so emotionally stunted that he can only show her love by giving her money. Then she seemed to show affection for Joyce by giving her a twenty. Implying that she is similarly emotionally screwed up.
Wow. That QC content was disturbing. Why does that always happen with Jeph’s gust strips.
The name of it IS questionable content. So I suppose its sensible that people would question it
It certainly lived up(or down as the case may be) to its name when Willis gave QC that comic.
I do find it interesting that like 90% of QC guest strips involve Pintsize plotting world domination. I guess guest writers really like Pintsize.
Those wads of cash must be like 100s!
Or over 9000.
Awww, man, my avatar is Joe?!
I don’t know if anyone else noticed this, but I just realized that Billie also described her relationship with Joyce just now.