I will be at San Diego Comic-Con! I’ll have Dumbing of Age posters, pin-up postcards, and Shortpacked! books. If you’re in the webcomics area, I’m not far away!
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I will be at San Diego Comic-Con! I’ll have Dumbing of Age posters, pin-up postcards, and Shortpacked! books. If you’re in the webcomics area, I’m not far away!
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Did that really happen?
No it’s just a comic. 😛
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” — Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
@MentalMister
10 points to Gryffindor!
High five. The highest of fives.
Overload of awww can be heard over Billie’s ego.
Thankfully yes. This just inflated Billie’s ego way too much.
Egos are like balloons, one prick and it’s gone.
Man, where’s Mike when you need him?
He’s not there because you need him. That’s how he’s trolling you.
Does Mike even know Billie?
Only peripherally. Something she should be glad of.
He probably knows her mom
If Billie’s mom here is anything like Walkyverse!Billie’s mom, Mike’s not gonna need a nickel.
Ey-oooo!
No Billie. You’re a genious. Not a genius. Geniuses are smart.
Agree Taek.
No Billie, You’re drunk.
That is implied by her being Billie.
ALL HAIL BILLIE!!!
ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!
My life for Aiur!
The Browncoats will rise again!
Soggies Shall Rule!
CROM AND STEEL!!!
The South shall rise again!
For Pony!
For Disneyland!
For Ascalon and the Wall!
To business!
Spoooooooon!
FOR NARNIA!
GORDON’S ALIVE!
SOGGIES MAY RULE. *Dashes off*
Kids Next Door Rule!!!
PETROL: WE’RE RUNNING OUT!
I live for the swarm!
For the Dark Gods!
Blood for the Blood God!
Gurgle for Nurgle!
As of this moment, we are all dead.
We go into battle to reclaim our lives.
This we do gladly, for we are Jem’Hadar.
Remember: Victory is Life!
FOR THE ROYALTY!
LET JUSTICE PREVAIL!
SPOON!!
Not in the face! Not in the face!
For Theoden! Forth Eorlingas!
Tonight we shall taste man-flesh!
My nipples are very sensitive!
BY GRAPTHAR’S HAMMER!
FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
And may the odds be EVER in your favor!
AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
Zug Zug
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Can’t believe I’m the first one her to come up with:
Autobots, transform and roll out!
Give me your FAAAAAAAAACE!
She’s so good she hooked them up in this moment retroactively!
She altered time? Billie really is a genius.
Harriers for the cup!
My life, my soul,
for the Hive, for the Hive.
Nope.avi
THE EGO
IT HURTS MY HEAD
Then stop slapping yourself in the head with an ego?
Willis had to upload an extra large version of tonight’s comic to contain Billie’s ego.
and waistline
Mmmm…
I’m sorry, what were we talking about?
Give this girl a Nobel Peace Prize.
You know what they say: Make love, not war.
Love is War. I have suffered quite a few casualties.
No wonder why there are cases where people die because of love.
You mean Nobel Piece Prize.
As in Piece of Ass.
…
I’m sorry.
Billie does have what it takes to win THAT prize at least.
Awwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaah.
I concur.
If this becomes Billie’s “thing”, I will be so happy.
“Sal is Amazigirl!”
“I hooked up Wally and Dorothy!”
“Joyce is having a gay affair with Spidercar!”
“My Math TA fights aliens at night!”
“A vast conspiracy of alternate-reality ninjas and sentient tomatos is preventing any of these stories from being published in the student paper!”
“None of this is real, and I’m really the main character in a comic strip!
“Billie that’s proposterous! No way you’d be the main character. You’re just not protagonist material”
“You’re a side character at best.”
billie needs yellow word balloons.
Why is that? Because she’s half-asian?
Because Deadpool.
“And my math teacher is an alien in a robotic human suit!” (Please tell me I’m not the first to notice the last name.)
Wait, sentient tomatoes? What? And what of the giant sentient pastries?
No, Billie, it isn’t Opposite Day. If it were, what you said would be correct.
And she’d be a skinny, sober person who likes to take relationships slow.
Whoa now, let’s not go crazy here.
this, i can’t even handle this, cannot stop laughing
ROFL Oh, Billie, Billie, Billie.
I’m having trouble reading what Billie is doing with her hands in the second panel.
I think you will find that it is the cloth/towelette that she used to clean Walky’s mouth in panel four.
She’s reaching into her bag for a handkerchief.
Making armpit farts to hold Walky’s attention.
She’s going either cleavage fishing or purse fishing. Your choice, I’ve made mine.
As have I.
And was it a wise choice?
That depends on your point of view. I don’t regret it, if that’s what you’re asking.
Considering you’re currently represented by a sexually open girl with a condomed dildo on her head, I think I can imagine which choice it was and whether or not it was regretted.
Heh heh heh.
Indeed.
ah, so it WAS purse fishing!
No she pulled the tissue that she stuffs her bra with, so incidentally Walky got first with Dorothy and 2 with Billie in the same strip! All hail Wallky!
Are you suggesting that Billie’s chest puppies are closer to being Toy Poodles rather than Saint Bernards?
Whatever she is doing Walky seems to have his attention focused elsewhere. Which could be considered a genius accomplishment due to the fact that it got him to stop eating his nachitos and do what she told him to do.
Aka: “the power of boobs compels you”
what a drastic ploy for attention, but one Billie has perhaps used MANY a time before.
She’s pulling out one of the napkins stuffed in her tube top to wipe Walky’s mouth – remember, there are few women who are satisfied with their chest size, no matter how well endowed they may be naturally.
REMEMBER!
She is performing a heart-removal fatality on herself. She’s tired of Walky’s inneptitude with women
Billie amazes even herself.
That doesn’t sound too hard. 😉
I can believe that.
I may be a bit behind on this, but are the navigation buttons a giant pile of broken for anyone else? If I go back from the newest comic, I can’t get back to it without reloading the bookmark entirely, and hitting ‘latest’ only makes it go forward a few strips, not to the actual latest strip.
Yeah, that happens sometimes. Sometimes it takes a while for Willis to update the links, at least that’s what I think is going on.
I never update links manually. That’s taken care of by the site itself. It sounds like your computer is keeping old versions of the pages.
Huh. So that’s what would happen. Good to know.
*Face palm.*
Jennifer Billingsworth. Suuuuuuper Genius.
And remember, mud spelled backwards is dum.
She fights crime!
She have huge…..tracts of land.
Tig Ol’ Bitties
All i really want to do is sing…
Stop that, stop that! You’re not going to do a song while I’m here.
Race through freshman year, going to buy lots of beer
is a girl with a knack for innebriation
A super powered mind
A gigantic behind
Rescues the losers from destruction
This is the theme song
To Jennifer Billingsworth
Billie is an average girl that no one understands.
Damn it. Billie gettin’ served will have to wait until a later comic. For now, she just got a super-inflated ego instead.
You are a god, sir. Called this panel so hard.
Actually, this would be a perfect moment for Joyce to go, “Well actually…” While Billie is gloating over her success. Maybe you too had a bowl of Psychic O’s. (I thought they were cornflakes!)
It’s easy to mistake them for cornflakes; they aren’t exactly O-shaped.
“Great Walky! Now to teach you how to have sex. Now get over there and J-J-JAM IT IN!”
“Okay, what is it, and where do I jam it?”
“Your mom jams it for a nickel.”
“Mike, what are you doing here?”
“Your mom.” (beat panel) “For a nickel.”
*facepalm*
This is my favorite strip of the entire comic to date. Thanks, Walky!
Damn…I wish Billie’d help me witha girl
Billie’s Dating Advice: Sign up now!
It’s gotta be better than Lucy’s. Then again she only charges 5 cents.
nah walky’s just awesome.
The same as Mike’s rate.
After Lucy grew up, she had to get her money somehow.
Now pan back to see Joyce sulking next to Sarah.
She should take Walky’s advice and pretend she’s him.
I just love that Sierra is kinda just…3rd-wheelin’ it next to them kissin’.
Sarah is always third wheelin’ it. And not givin’ a damn. This is why she’s awesome.
Also, shoes are for losers.
You meant to say Sierra right, TacosForever?
Oops. Yep. Although Sarah’s pretty awesome too.
From this day on Billie was known as the love doctor.
She is directly responsible for hundreds of divorces throughout the midwest.
So her parents were lying when they said it wasn’t her fault!
Oh shit! Ahahahaha.
As if Billie’s ego needed a boost.
IT needs a booster shot to reduce the swelling.
What time of year is it anyway? I see turtleneck sweaters alongside tanktops and shorts. I’m confused.
Time is weird in the DoA universe.
It’s S’Winter.
Wummer
Thanks. I’ll have that in my head all day now.
(It’s ski and snowball fight time/And also fly a kite time…)
It’s late August/early September. Weather gets wonky in the fall.
Indiana.
This might be my favorite strip in a while.
hahahaha
Is it just me, or is this universe’s Billie really super in need of a good swift kick in the ass?
Please. It’d just bounce off.
…I’m so sorry.
This is like when you’re in a bar to introduce a fiance to an old friend or a new one and they tell you there is no way you could ever score with the hottie that just walked in not knowing that is your fiance.
Wait wait wait – Dorothy is *willingly kissing* Walky? In PUBLIC?!?
Although – messing with Billie is also an option…
I think Mike sufficiently guilted her last time to make it a non-issue.
Yes Billie you are genius.
Everyone’s just holding you back.
THEY ALL DESERVE TO PAY!
WITH THEIR SOULS IF THEY HAVE TO!
OR THEIR WALLETS!
KNOCK OVER STUDENT ACCOUNTS!
TAKE THEIR PRECIOUS STUDENT BUDGET!
That’ll teach em’ for firing you from the student news agency…
Billie, you are a sociopath and you don’t even have a clue about it. Damn.
Wait a second. Did he touch the boobies? And where are the juicy details?!?!
They’re over there, in a box.
Okay, I never expected Billie to be the funniest person in this comic, but she totally is. 🙂
Sierra: still not wearing shoes.
That is the most deformed heart I have ever seen.
It’s from the cholesterol deposits from all the nachitos.
Somebody hasn’t seen College Mall in a while.
I saw it exactly one week ago, on Monday.
I’d like to say I feel sorry for Sierra, just having to stand there.
But if you look closely, she’s meh before they start making out, but then her lips curve up in a smile as the fanservice happens right next to her.
ohmigod she’s a fan of this comic
ohmigod she broke the fourth wall
ohmigod she’s either deadpool or pinkie pie
VOTES!
Pinkie Pool, the half-mutant mercenary, half-pony party planner, fourth-wall-breakin’ beast of fun.
Pinkie Pool, the Mare with a Mouth.
“Now I’m the best at whater it is Applejack does!”
There’s fanart for that.
I say she’s Pinkie Pool!
*you are now imagining Deadpool in Pinkie Pie colors with a puffy tail sticking out the back of the uniform*
Billie: the ultimate wingwoman.
Billie is a genius.
Am I the only one who misread “do you want to snag dorothy” as “do you want to shag dorothy”?
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