It’s the eyes – rather than the tops angling in towards each other like weebles with a crush on each other as usual, they’re leaning away from each other like weebles harboring severe misgivings about each other’s company. Which -and you won’t be able to unsee this- gives them a sharply downturned angle on their inner side, suggesting very, very sharply angled evil eyebrows.
How about jack-off… wait
Finally, something they can do together!
The couple that jacks together, STAYS together…
They’re gonna Jack it on a busy intersection in California
this has gone too-jack-far…
Wait until she falls off of his beanstalk.
In front of Aslan? D:
That would be too easy
Oh thank god you’re alive!
…and the thumbs up makes the comment even more meaningful.
I too was beginning to wonder…
It’s Wacky!
Walky is a Jack of all shit.
Well he could have been jacking-off! hohoho. I am so very very sorry
That’s what he meant by “jack-shit.” He was multi-tasking.
That smile is familiar. I want a girl to smile at me like that. Le sigh.
don’t worry Penelope. Your Pepe will come
Is that a face or a cup?
Walky has the best shirts.
It’s Monkey Master’s face with the caption “ARE NOT MONKEY”.
“APE NOT MONKEY”, sorry.
Yay! Old-continuity and Transformers references rolled into one!
I made the same mistake too.
Am I the only one who thought of the Librarian from Discworld’s Unseen University?
I’m thinking of George of the Jungle.
“Ape not monkey. Ape ape.”
Which somehow reminds me of Dave the Barbarian.
NOT A MONKEY!!!!
bejabbers!
i’m thinking that this is going to escalate pretty damn fast.
It’s Monkey Master (who happens to be an ape.)
The only thing you rule is jack and shit. And Jack just left town.
Walky’s shirt appears to have Monkey Master on it. With Terry Pratchett’s Librarian’s famous quote, ‘ape not moneky’. Expressed as ‘ook’.
Hooray! I should have read down further!
I zoomed in on Walky’s shirt, enhanced it photoshop style and it appears to say “ARE NOT MONKEY”
Err APE not ARE.
Zoom.
Enhance.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnhanceButton
Happy comic is happy.
Walky, a female has her arms around your neck. Your not getting the putty in her hand routine right!!! Comedy 101!!
Hey, what a coincidence. I have nothing to do today as well.
It seems that NOW Walky has someting to do, though
By which you mean, someone.
Why is today’s comic called GOOSE, I don’t see anyone goosing anyone.
I was hoping that tomorrow’s comic will be called Duck.
Either that or GANDER. 😀
…and there seems to be missing some tags (dorothy, walky)
I spoke too soon again… 😛
Or perhaps Egg (Goose Egg = nothing because it looks like a zero)
Why do I feel like I’ve over explained a dull joke?
As long as it is not MAVERICK.
You might just have to wait another comic or two for that.
Someone’s probably about to get goosed.
well that just goose to show you, ya gotta red the comic thoroughly to get the title.
As in ‘wild goose chase’?. Methinks Dorothy can’t take a hint. But if we wait a bit…Walky is about as subtle as an iron falling on your head.
unfortunately he’s also about as dense as an iron falling on your head…at least when it comes to females.
Will Dotty be able to compete with McNuggets? Tune in next time to find out.
“It’s not a fair choice! There’s only one of you and fifty of them!
He’s got the talking thing down pretty well by now.
It’s amazing what a liberal application of tongue can do for speech difficulties.
Maybe we should be investing in makeout therapy for dyslexic patients. I don’t see any complaints from those being treated.
That’s a fantastic idea.
Trukk not munky.
He’s an ape. Monkey Master, I mean.
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Walky’s face in panel one kinda looks evil, his words fit perfectly with the sinister look too.
Looks a bit more vacant than evil to me.
It’s the eyes – rather than the tops angling in towards each other like weebles with a crush on each other as usual, they’re leaning away from each other like weebles harboring severe misgivings about each other’s company. Which -and you won’t be able to unsee this- gives them a sharply downturned angle on their inner side, suggesting very, very sharply angled evil eyebrows.
Walky has gone over to the dark side.
As long as they don’t do any of this shit in new jack city.
Willis, you can see how far you’ve come, artistically, in that last panel… Dorothy’s body language there is so very expressive (and adorable)…
Someone else noticed! I popped into the comments to mention that last panel is perhaps the most expressive yet!
I know it’s so natural looking!
For new relationship,they are so at ease with each other, thats gotta be a good sign.
Jack high