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walky/gary 5ever
shit
Dats mor than 4eva!
…Oh dear god I just lapsed… I… I don’t know…
somebodyholdmeplease;.;
liek dis if u cryd everytim
So, THIS is where 5ever was born. On March 26, 2012, on a webcomic’s comment page.
Neato.
no, it’s been around longer than that
I hear that’s legal in some states now.
Indiana, though?
Hell, I wouldn’t doubt it. They let horse-drawn carriages on the highways there.
ALL THE STATES.
Liquid, gas, solid, plasma, and even Indiana.
MARRIED ON A DINASOUR
Well of course. How else can you be many enough to be MAN-MARRIED?
I believe it requires two.
Dammit! -That’s- what we were missing! A -dinosaur-!
Well, now I know what to include in our “No More DOMA” wedding.
Best damn wedding ever!
But be sure to ware straight ties and not bow-ties, cause T-rex’s tend to eat people who ware bow-ties!
Is it just me or are many of the commenters making a lot of spelling errors today?
I haz no ideyaz wat u r tawkin aboute
He said errors, not aneurisms.
Oh gods I just spit out my cereal. Well done, sir or madam Blob.
Sir. And thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.
Can’t…stop…laughing
@Blob: You’re my hero! 😀 +1
It’s been like three days since I’ve read this now, and everytime I think back to it I still crack up. Thank you
Smooth diversion there, Gary.
Dotty is actually Gary?
OH MY INDEED!
Gary? Gary who? Gary Oak? Gary the Snail? Gary Hobson? Sky Gary?
Gary Oldman. 😛
So Walky’s a necrophiliac? Ewwww x3.
Wow I need to slow down when I read things!
He died in the Harry Potter movie. Close enough, says I.
And in Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
And in Fifth Element.
But’s he’s alive in The Dark Knight, that’s gotta count for something.
It could also be Gary Stu.
and in air force one.
and in jfk.
Or Garydos.
Or Gary Potter.
Reallu guys? No Gary MOTHAFUKIN OAK!?!?
Incredibly Lame joke #1: This Gary most likely.
Incredibly Lame Joke #2: 男子汉文!
The Russian version is manlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j92zDPN5Ggo&feature=related
Gary Glitter?
Well, I guess Walky didn’t become a man last night.
On the other hand, Dotty certainly did,
I really wanted to do the “X’s a man’s name and I’m a man!” joke but I couldn’t make it work with Dotty.
You surely can do it with Dotty just as easily as you could with Kamille.
OK, here goes, Dotty’s a man’s name and I’m a man!
Now you’re a man, a man, man man!
MANMANMANMAN!
Man manny manny man!
What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she have big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
No, it’s definitely the titties.
isnt that like, a song?
I’ve got this internet I’m not using and, well, here. You’ve earned it.
Yay identity crisis!
I didn’t like Identity Crisis very much.
I outright hated it.
2 stars? seems promising
Man marriage, that scare/shock/offend/confuse and or distract Joyce long enough for Walky to eat the paper!
At first glance, the second panel looked as though they were on a bed of little pillows and Joyce was snapping him out of a dream he was having about Dorothy all the comics since 2 years ago while in reality they’ve been married for years and sleep in the same bed … it was a very frightening 1 second.
I saw the same thing too. There’s two possibilities:
1) “It’s Inception!”
2) He was indoctrinated.
you forgot the most obvious!
3) he’s bob newhart.
Or option 3: Timeskip.
… his name was Marauder Shields.
Oh, I am so glad I’m not the only one who thought that!
That face, that question, is Joyce jealous?
She showed no interest in him in that way before, so it must be something else.
Joyce is jealous because Walky found a husband before she did.
Walky got his MRS degree before her? UNFORGIVABLE!
Aye, that may be true, but people tend to want the things they cannot have
See, I thought he meant the dino’s name was Gary.
And he and the dino are getting man married. You’ve got it right.
I believe that a man and dinosaur geting married count as animal husbandry. 😀
Everybody do the dinosaur!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
Also, someone should totally do a beast wars AMV to that song. It would amuse me.
Why that’s not already a thing is beyond me.
@lordphulish: Your video wasn’t available in my country.
Of course it was the dinosaur.
Walky drew them riding on a dinosaur, this won’t be leading to a Dotty/Walky/Dina ship will it?
Best ship ever! Even better than the Titanic!
Which, if I recall correctly, had a long and proud service as a transatlantic.
Thousands of years ago in the future, when Titanic when it sailed to Ankara Turkey to Terra do Fogo Japan. But they didn’t call it the Titanic they called it James Roosevelt Cleveland because it was more patriotic. The James Roosevelt Cleveland was critical in the war against Danish not the 2nd one mind you this was the third one. The reason why they were at war with the Danish this time is they attempted to seize Nigeria, which as you know is the largest suppliers of didgeridoos, which are used to ward off seagulls, which were the greatest cause of global warming! The James Roosevelt Cleveland carried 107 Honey Badgers to assault the Danish capital of Mogadishu! Unfortunately the Honey badgers where betrayed by The Graffias of Albania who launched volleys of Crystal Pepsi at the Honey Badgers, 1000 Honey Badgers died that day!
And that is why a ship between Dorothy Dina and Walky is a bad idea.
…can I buy pot from you?
I think you just won existence. Or destroyed it. or maybe both.
BTW, nice gravatar Plas. It’s Toph, right?
Utterly Correct!
I’m Toph! It sounds like TOUGH!
I feel like I missed something between Friday and today.
…Other than a break from two jobs, but I’m talking about the comic here.
We will either get some exposition and/or flashbacks to explain what happened between these two comics or Willis might explain in the bonus comics when he releases the next vol of the DoA book.
My guess is that it has something to do with pajama jeans.
and waking up in bed together but with Mike between them.
wherever there is sex there is a mike there to wake up next to them.
It was late so everyone went to bed, the end.
That is not a threesome I would have previously predicted, but I’m kinda into it.
That’s how most of my college parties ended. Were we doing it wrong?
Don’t feel bad, Walky missed it too. He doesn’t know how he got from the doorway with Dotty to the middle of class.
Agree Ragnal. Why is Walky trying to hide it? Unless…he’s just being Walky.
I don’t care what anyone says men should be allowed to marry on dinosaurs. There I said it.
They could make that a real law stating that gay couples are only allowed to get legally married if they do the ceremony apon a living dinosaur.
More reason to make Jurassic Park a real place. Also is your avatar Toph?
Yes, her pom-pom headband gives her away once again.
Could work, would be a little hard on the chicken, however. Might have to upgrade to ostriches.
So he’d rather pretend to be gay than admit to liking a girl?
Dude’s dedicated to his image, I’ll give him that.
He wants to be identified with being gay so he can benefit from the affirmative action laws when he finally goes out in the workforce.
That hasn’t worked for me.
But are you gay and non-white or gay and disabled?
Gay/Lesbian works best as part of a twofer.
Technically, yes.
Is Joyce jealous?
I wouldn’t do that Walky. Yuki seems like the jealous type.
Who’s Yuki?
Walky’s ghost girlfriend or imaginary friend, perhaps?
Ma3 reference, I guess?
What?
Ménage à 3, another webcomic. The protagonist’s name is Gary.
Correct. Although it’s likely a coincidence, bit it just seemed too good to pass up saying.
Not to mention big boob roommate and small boob virginity taker.
And the community rage – oh, the community rage.
First-person slash fic? Welp.
First person slash fic is called daydreaming.
Or possibly a dirty fantasy. it sorta depends on the… ah… context.
Man-married is like, the most manly way one can marry! I want to see this wedding go down and their limo better be a dinosaur. Otherwise, the doodle has lied to me… No more lies, doodle, make thy promises become a reality!
Looks like someone’s a little jealous…
I APPROVE OF GARY AND WALKY.
Sounds like a sitcom title.
“How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Approve of Gary and Walky”
“How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love The Slash”
Fixed.
Holy cow we skipped all the way to the end of class!? Am I still reading the same comic strip?!
dude, class was so boring. be thankful you skipped it!
Is that legal in this state?
So much love for panel 4!
Interesting Joyce had nothing to say about dinosaurs in general.. Weren’t their bones put in the earth to test us or something?
As far as she knows, they were, we were tested, and we passed. Our reward was dinosaur bones.
Well, thank God Dorothy managed to avoid getting involved with someone clingy and fast-moving this time.
Then again, if there’s a dinosaur in the deal…
Di-…di-…did reality just get retconned.
So…Walky was just day-dreaming the whole thing?
I assume this was just supposed to be after the kiss but the way I read the comic, it was as if Walky just went into a long winded fantasy about Dorothy and her kissing him. Would have been a hell of a strange twist.
Yeah, that was the impression that I got as well. And honestly if it really was just a dream, it would be disappointing. To me, at least.
They’ll fix it with DLC.
An Internet, I award it to you!
I’ll sell it back to you for 800 MSPoints.
It would be great for one reason alone: even in Walky’s fantasies, Mike cockblocks him.
That is what the fantasy was about. The rest was just setup.
Mostly I’m just excited that Gary has his own character tag. More adventures with Walky, Gary and their dinosaur steed!
I’m excited that Dorothy isn’t tagged, while Gary is.
“We’re gonna get man-married!”
Not in Indiana you’re not.
I thought Gary was unmarried.
He is, because Marriage would endanger his loved ones seeing how he is Amazigirl.
is man-married like a bromance only with cake and rings or is it called a man marriage because it’s done on top of a dinosaur?
Little of column A, little of column B…
I might just have to get in on that
Brb gotta find a dinosaur
AND CAKE!!!
Close enough?
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/617/okayguy.jpg
Some of the people who argue against gay marriage say the following: “It weakens the definition of marriage. If you start changing the meaning of marriage, it opens the door to polygamy, incest, pedophilia, and even bestiality”.
Walky’s future marriage to both Dorothy and Gary the male dinosaur is proof that they are right.
PS: Not really. One must be careful when conveying tone in text.
Well, I’m all for interspecies marriage, but humans and dinosaurs? That’s necrophilia, and that’s where I draw the line!
='( I know! I wanted me some of those little blue alien babies, but all I got was a star-child…
Was the T-Rex the man, or the guy with him on the T-Rex?
Hehehe… Man married. I don’t know why but that makes me giggle.
Joyce has an oddly judgmental face in that last panel. Perhaps she be a wee bit jealous?
Speaking of man married: Indiana hasn’t approved Gay Marriage yet, has it?
Joyce certainly hasn’t approved Gay Marriage yet. That judgmental face can only get judgmentaler.
Sadly, no. Indiana still has a law on the books defining marriage as between one man (however you define that) and one woman (however you define that).
In his defense…I’m pretty sure that Walky spaces out like that every day.
The way Walky draws himself, he looks kind of like a character from this old webcomic called “Roomies.” Wonder if he’s a fan?
MAN MARRIED
Just saying it is about the manliest thing one could possibly do!
clearly you haven’t seen a man divorce
What about getting Man Married to WANG FIRE!!!!
That may be TOO MANLY.
I believe that this is why Sapphire Fire exists.
I believe this is the most amusing round of comments yet. Internets for everyone!
As long as Dorothy/Walky really happened, and it wasn’t some daydream in class.
This is Indiana, not Dallas!
Who shot JR? (Joe Rosenthal)
Charlie Brown smile! 😀
I didn’t notice until now, Gary is a tagged character. I bet everything Walky says will turn out true.