Makes me wonder if there’s one detergent that advertises “removes THOSE kinda stains” that caters to moms buying cleaning products for bedsheets of them having teenage boys in puberty XD;
Will be carving a pumpkin. Looking forward to trick-or-treaters– the school district I’m in has the day off on Halloween AND November 1st this year, so I hope that means plenty of kids going around the neighborhood. We have candy, toys, and potatoes to offer.
Happy Halloween! I have a lot of work to do during the day – I figure Halloween is good day to face my fears and start doing some of the tasks I have been procrastinating for far far too long.
I am excited for the night though – I am running the door for my parents this year. I got this plastic skeleton by the door which I dressed up in in a plaid button down shirt and blue jeans. When the kids ask for candy I will unfortunately have to tell them that my friend ate it all before all that candy killed him, but they can still fish the candy out of his guts!!! (I will then open the bottom part of the shirt to show where I have filled the pants with candy and red twirlers for the intestines).
Plan is for a pretty chill Halloween. Been meaning to watch Over the Garden Wall, might have to hand out some candy but the trick-or-treating is pretty sleepy out here.
I’m gonna put this on Joe. He’s the one with experience. Very irresponsible to not clean up after himself and let his girl walk away with a handful of Rosenthal. Even if he was still in the afterglow. Do better Joe.
Maybe he thought she was running off to wash her hand somewhere else. Maybe he was distracted by cleaning up the macaroni and cheese that got EVERYWHERE. Maybe the penis just happened to appear on Joyce’s way back and Joe had nothing to do with it.
Given how neurotic she is about other things , if she did run out, even if there’s a sink in the shared kitchen i would’ve thought that he would assume she ran off to also clean herself rather than ‘bragging’ to sarah
Totally saving the “so I should wash this?” panel for future use as a reaction image. “A reaction to what?” you ask. I dunno yet, but I’m sure I’ll think of something.
TMI confession time: I’ve accidentally grabbed a video game controller after touching a penis sans washing hands because I wanted to pause the game to stop the music.
I’m normally more Sarah-like in keeping penis activities separate from other stuff
A penis is not inherently dirty. You can touch it without needing to wash your hands, unless we suddenly have to do that after touching literally any body part. And that would just be stupid. We’d be washing all day and never have time for anything else.
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I was gonna ask, why isn’t Joyce STILL touching it, but maybe the answer is in the question
Because she had to go brag about it as soon as possible?
Exotic Butters Intensifies….
I am SO proud of Willis right now!
well i guess that answers whether the job was good or not, huh!
Well we finally found something that can break Sarah out of the forced cheerfulness she’s been putting on
She tried so hard!!!
Joe was just harder.
😈+1
Sarah’s cheerfulness was no match for the sight of Joe’s cheer-juice.
And I am now going to go wash my mouth out with soap, since I can’t do so to my brain.
I do not, however, regret inflicting this on anyone.
I have to hand it to you — that puts an interesting twist onto “head cheerleader” …
Oh, I’m sure Jennifer could tell you all about that.
Or at least Billie could have, if her mouth wasn’t full.
Sarah’s face is the funniest thing I’ve seen sdglsjkdg
I’ve seen a lot of humor disparaged as “just weird faces” but the right weird face is one of the funniest things in the world.
At that moment….Sarah saw the true terror hahaha
Full-on King Crimson.
That’s it!
Well maybe The King Biscuit Flower Hour. And if you recognized that, you are officially An Old.
Requiem for a Sarah.
She’s gonna re-live this over and over, methinks
joyce walks in with a cup of joe in hand
Eww… Great pun, but ewwwww
thanks, I hate it
nice
Ok, I laughed, but I hate you.
*polite claps*
Forever unclean!…Until you wash with soap. I like Dial.
I prefer Palmolive Anti-Bacterial Dish Detergent. I use it on everything below my chin.
Makes me wonder if there’s one detergent that advertises “removes THOSE kinda stains” that caters to moms buying cleaning products for bedsheets of them having teenage boys in puberty XD;
Joyce’s face yesterday.
Sarah’s horror face in third panel today.
Welcome back Real Sarah
true
she held out surprisingly well, considering
she’s probably not gonna smile again for another month or at least death glare at joe next itme lol
Hahaha, that terrified expression on Sarah’s face in the third panel.
Yup, time to buy a new toothbrush.
Not beating the “Touched Joe for half a second before immediately running to tell Sarah,” allegations there, Joyce.
There’s an “I’m so fucked up,” joke to be made but I don’t want to bother right now.
Joe is just standing there in the kitchen with his wang out waiting for Joyce to come back.
I saw the tag was now changed and oh wow she definitely did. In my defense I was very half-awake when I first read the comic.
Happy Halloween everyone!!!
Got any plans? Even if that is just chillin out! ^^ <#
Will be carving a pumpkin. Looking forward to trick-or-treaters– the school district I’m in has the day off on Halloween AND November 1st this year, so I hope that means plenty of kids going around the neighborhood. We have candy, toys, and potatoes to offer.
Happy Halloween! I have a lot of work to do during the day – I figure Halloween is good day to face my fears and start doing some of the tasks I have been procrastinating for far far too long.
I am excited for the night though – I am running the door for my parents this year. I got this plastic skeleton by the door which I dressed up in in a plaid button down shirt and blue jeans. When the kids ask for candy I will unfortunately have to tell them that my friend ate it all before all that candy killed him, but they can still fish the candy out of his guts!!! (I will then open the bottom part of the shirt to show where I have filled the pants with candy and red twirlers for the intestines).
What are your plans?
Plan is for a pretty chill Halloween. Been meaning to watch Over the Garden Wall, might have to hand out some candy but the trick-or-treating is pretty sleepy out here.
I’m gonna chill, maybe order a pizza, and re-watch Trick R Treat, my favorite lil Halloween movie.
Watching movies at night, handing out candy, DRAGON AGE.
Oh my giddy aunt, Sarah’s expression in panel 3 is killing me. It’s 1 am right now and I need to sleep, but I’m laughing too hard.
Kimochi Warui
sdljgk this was for Amos downstairs, sorry
BUT STILL
Alt-text: Yes, it’s the End of Evangelion for Joyce.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/book-15/01-love-dares-you-to-change/touched-2/#comment-1830637
I know
I know I’ve let you down
I’ve been a fool to myself
I understood this reference dot gif.
All the the repressed bitterness aged Sarah 40 years in a second.
AND she’s back, thank Rao.
I’m gonna put this on Joe. He’s the one with experience. Very irresponsible to not clean up after himself and let his girl walk away with a handful of Rosenthal. Even if he was still in the afterglow. Do better Joe.
Unless they were interrupted and there wasn’t time?
I wonder if there was any discussion after the touching or if Joyce immediately bolted
Yes, I think that was exactly what happened.
Maybe he thought she was running off to wash her hand somewhere else. Maybe he was distracted by cleaning up the macaroni and cheese that got EVERYWHERE. Maybe the penis just happened to appear on Joyce’s way back and Joe had nothing to do with it.
The dingdong bandit has really escalated things.
+1
She’s so fucked up.
Sarah really said “kimochi warui”
How do we know there is any anything on her hand? Maybe it’s just a hand.
Joe is tagged in the strip, my friend. That’s how we know.
Did she walk away with a handful of Joe or did she just touch it and run away? All sh3 said she did was touch it.
Given how neurotic she is about other things , if she did run out, even if there’s a sink in the shared kitchen i would’ve thought that he would assume she ran off to also clean herself rather than ‘bragging’ to sarah
Maybe immediately after he finished, she teleported to Sarah because she was so excited she had to tell someone ASAP.
YOUNG LADY!!
Sarah is probably VERY glad that she wasn’t pretending to be cheerful enough to go for a high-five.
A reminder that vibrating toothbrushes are readily available almost anywhere, at an affordable price.
Back before civilization we had to vibrate the toothbrushes ourselves.
And nickels had little pictures of bumblebees on ’em! “Gimme five bees for a quarter”, you’d say…
Why?
“Wait, whose was it?”
“Joe’s!”
“Nevermind soap, use fire.”
wow, I’m really a fan of Sarah’s face in panel 3, we’ve never seen that before
Totally saving the “so I should wash this?” panel for future use as a reaction image. “A reaction to what?” you ask. I dunno yet, but I’m sure I’ll think of something.
“Don’t touch anything else”? How can I wash my hands?!
Still unsure if she did more than a Jam Handy
By using the other hand, silly.
TMI confession time: I’ve accidentally grabbed a video game controller after touching a penis sans washing hands because I wanted to pause the game to stop the music.
I’m normally more Sarah-like in keeping penis activities separate from other stuff
At least it’s pretty easy to wipe a controller down.
well hopefully it wasn’t a shared controller or anything. or like, a younger sibling’s game XD
So wait is there cum in her hand or is Sarah just reacting to the idea of general dick essence
Presumably wang hand, rather than jizz. Even in her euphoria, Joyce would probably not walk around all sticky-fingered.
Ok show of hands 🙌
Who thinks its DNA and who thinks its general penisness?
A penis is not inherently dirty. You can touch it without needing to wash your hands, unless we suddenly have to do that after touching literally any body part. And that would just be stupid. We’d be washing all day and never have time for anything else.
the end of Eva joke all but confirms joe did finish
Joe is tagged, so, uh.
I like the ambiguity of the strip.
Schroedinger’s baby butter.
Joe IS tagged in today’s strip…
Aw, man. Can we get that Sarah face without Joyce slightly in the way please?
Quick, someone photoshop it with Joyce even more in the way.
Or you could try using AI to remove Joyce I guess.
Please don’t.
https://dumbingofage.tumblr.com/post/765825437681188864/hi-can-we-get-panel-3-of-dont-touch-10312024 the tumblr has a slightly more zoomed in ver of it at least
That’s probably for the best, Sarah.
Sarah looks more terrified than some people who are about to be killed in horror movies
I mean, i wouldn’t want a roommates hand to stay unsterilized after learning what happened lol
She finally un-did er smile 8D;
she passed on the curse maybe?
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just to be clear, was it a handjob or did they just sorta grope each other?
As Sajuuk-Khar points out, Joe is tagged in the strip. Draw your own conclusions.
The curse is lifted! It’s a Halloween miracle!
Everyone who doubts that Joyce finished her onboarding session:
Joe is tagged in the strip, now ain’t he? 😜
… oh my god. You’re right.
Holy shit sdlkgjs
wash it with fire!
Well this answers the burning question of whether bodily fluids count as a character appearance.
Blood stains count, so why not?