It occurs to me that we never saw Dorothy draw that picture on the last strip, and she seemed to produce it without a lengthy break in the conversation.
It’s becoming more apparent that Joe and Joyce are currently wanting different things from their relationship. Who else is willing to ship new Dorothy and new Joe?
Also, like, of all the ways to find out your other half is cheating on you, finding someone with a crude naked cartoon drawing of them with arrows listing the various bases seems like it would cause more confusion than outrage.
That would be amazing. Do you think Joyce would ever recover?
If that happens, for maximum horror, it has to be a class her mother sits in on in the attempt to talk at her some more and convince her that she has everything wrong and selling Joyce’s childhood home to fund the church that sided with the guy who tried to abduct her best friend at gunpoint and then abducted her and more of her friends and pointed a gun at all of them was the pious, right thing to do. Because a church building matters, somehow, and the church is infallible despite this recent lunacy. And she’s Joyce’s mother so Joyce has to agree with her because that’s what respecting your elders means, and if only Becky weren’t gay, none of this would have happened, so why isn’t Joyce blaming her? Or the transsexuals for influencing her?
[Note: I think an eavesdropping Carla might own this if she got to punch Carol. Ruth would definitely want to punch her… Joyce might need her wrist brace back, assuming she hasnt literally passed out from the embarrassment of having Robin present a guide to bringing her to climax in different ways…]
The cycle continues until Joe and Joyce one day approach Dorothy, fingers tapping in unison, “Do you wanna join us and become a throuple?”. I mean, she’s planning the sex, planning the dates… she might as well hop aboard as a plus one at this point.
Ain’t it always the way. Dorothy finally got over her need to make all her friends into projects, and suddenly everyone’s coming to her desperate to be a project.
Dorothy’s not beating the allegations. Thinking about Joyce’s thighs, that stuff Joe said, the 5-strip makeout scene that leaked on Gaytreon, it’s all adding up.
They’re going to do one of those things where Dorothy gives instructions on what to say or do through an earpiece, only she’ll be feeding lines to both Joyce and Joe.
And then we get the comedic bit where half way through she gets the channels mixed up and the instructions get fed to the wrong one but they keep going.
Maybe Dorothy should write a strategy guide for how to sexually pleasure Joyce Brown. Whatever happened to strategy guides anyway? I used to collect them but they don’t even make them anymore. Dorothy should bring back strategy guides.
Okay, dinner wise… just had a thought, would Joyce maybe find a way to like something like Korean BBQ? She has a thing about foods touching, and its just meat you grill in front of you and stuff to dip it in if you like but don’t have to.
Its foreign to her, sure, but maybe it’d be enough to get her to expand her horizons a bit, try something a bit different, but still not set off any of her issues?
…also, I figure Joe would go for any place that dumped raw meat in front of him to cook and devour. 😀
OK, I kinda hate you for making me think this… so would Joyce be fine with giving Joe a BJ up until the moment he came, because then the meat and the milk/cream/mayo/choose your own nauseating food-related euphemism would be touching?
Apropos a previous conversation:
“Cultural appropriation is a joy-killing, curiosity-shaming, inclusion-discouraging theory that divides people naturally inclined to cross boundaries that ought to be crossed.” –Reason Magazine, October 24, 2017
Joe is being very chill about that fact
It occurs to me that we never saw Dorothy draw that picture on the last strip, and she seemed to produce it without a lengthy break in the conversation.
…Did she just happen to already have one on her?
There comes a time in every friendship with Joyce Brown where you realize you need quick access to a crude drawing of her naked form for reference.
Gonna be hilarious when Becky realizes she’s the only member of Joyce’s friend group who doesn’t own one.
I think Joyce drew those, she also prepared the printouts. Joyce is the artist in this friendship.
How long, do you think, until they all start carrying around those “anatomically correct dolls” child therapists use?
Game recognizes game.
“you look like you already have a good start there”
It’s becoming more apparent that Joe and Joyce are currently wanting different things from their relationship. Who else is willing to ship new Dorothy and new Joe?
Amazing how Joe is…cool with Dorothy studying a naked Joyce?
I think he understands their friendship well enough to not be threatened by it :D.
He keeps trying to suggest that if Joyce and Dorothy want to… at which point starts going “la la la”.
They’re pals!
Also, like, of all the ways to find out your other half is cheating on you, finding someone with a crude naked cartoon drawing of them with arrows listing the various bases seems like it would cause more confusion than outrage.
Half of the dorm thinks Joyce and Dorothy have a ‘we’re just really, really good friends’ thing going on.
That would be due to the “We’re just really, really good friends” thing they have going on.
maybe we will be sure tomorrow, because last panel is used for joke
Re: alt-text.
Let’s hope we don’t get a wacky sitcom mix-up where Dorothy turns in the wrong thing and Robin teaches a class on Joyce’s erogenous zones.
Probably less work than planning Joyce’s deflowering.
That would be amazing. Do you think Joyce would ever recover?
If that happens, for maximum horror, it has to be a class her mother sits in on in the attempt to talk at her some more and convince her that she has everything wrong and selling Joyce’s childhood home to fund the church that sided with the guy who tried to abduct her best friend at gunpoint and then abducted her and more of her friends and pointed a gun at all of them was the pious, right thing to do. Because a church building matters, somehow, and the church is infallible despite this recent lunacy. And she’s Joyce’s mother so Joyce has to agree with her because that’s what respecting your elders means, and if only Becky weren’t gay, none of this would have happened, so why isn’t Joyce blaming her? Or the transsexuals for influencing her?
[Note: I think an eavesdropping Carla might own this if she got to punch Carol. Ruth would definitely want to punch her… Joyce might need her wrist brace back, assuming she hasnt literally passed out from the embarrassment of having Robin present a guide to bringing her to climax in different ways…]
The cycle continues until Joe and Joyce one day approach Dorothy, fingers tapping in unison, “Do you wanna join us and become a throuple?”. I mean, she’s planning the sex, planning the dates… she might as well hop aboard as a plus one at this point.
Make it so!
As the seamstress said to the Singer repairman.
Dorothy is just going to know so much about Joyce losing her virginity.
….. yeah. Yup.
Of course she will! She’s gonna be there
Finding it?
Ain’t it always the way. Dorothy finally got over her need to make all her friends into projects, and suddenly everyone’s coming to her desperate to be a project.
Dorothy should just accept she’s in some sort of fledgling poly relationship. It seems unavoidable.
It’s not your fault Dorothy, your author just think doing this to you it’s really funny. And unfortunately for you, he is right.
to be fair here dorothy, asking one of someone’s best friends what to do for them romantically is actually a pretty solid move
Dorothy’s not beating the allegations. Thinking about Joyce’s thighs, that stuff Joe said, the 5-strip makeout scene that leaked on Gaytreon, it’s all adding up.
This is the most dysfunctional polycule I’ve seen
May your innocence be preserved.
Crude, but he can still tell it’s Joyce.
It’s the hair.
🤣🤣🤣
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
thank you for why the fuck am I doing this, Dorothy
i mean you could be working with the real person
I just fucking love that panel.
she’d rather interact with charts and stuff then people,
she gotta scratch em autistic itches but want/need them to be something else
I mean Dorothy has had repeated sex with two main characters, and apparently also a third. Plus WTF she did with Joyce and “laundry”.
I mean i wanna believe she gonna do it with her
i really do
Dorothy is either going to have to be coaching both of them via radio, or she’s going to go full dominatrix director.
My only assumption is this is going to end with the scene in Little Mermaid where Dorothy is singing to Joe to “kiss the girl”.
Or Stephen Colbert angrily slamming his finger into his other hand.
They’re going to do one of those things where Dorothy gives instructions on what to say or do through an earpiece, only she’ll be feeding lines to both Joyce and Joe.
And then we get the comedic bit where half way through she gets the channels mixed up and the instructions get fed to the wrong one but they keep going.
Pegging after all? Or P-in-V after all? Or P-in-B..?
Maybe Dorothy should write a strategy guide for how to sexually pleasure Joyce Brown. Whatever happened to strategy guides anyway? I used to collect them but they don’t even make them anymore. Dorothy should bring back strategy guides.
There’s no money in them when people will do it for free on the internet.
Those things got replaced by increasingly granular wikis. Just another think wikis have ruined.
Fan wikis killed strategy guides.
It’s too bad Fandom is the go-to platform for that; it’s practically unusable on mobile.
Dorothy, handing Joe the stack of papers: “Here’s your study guide. Good luck.”
So, I guess Joe also forgot that life drawing class got moved to tonight.
Okay, dinner wise… just had a thought, would Joyce maybe find a way to like something like Korean BBQ? She has a thing about foods touching, and its just meat you grill in front of you and stuff to dip it in if you like but don’t have to.
Its foreign to her, sure, but maybe it’d be enough to get her to expand her horizons a bit, try something a bit different, but still not set off any of her issues?
…also, I figure Joe would go for any place that dumped raw meat in front of him to cook and devour. 😀
OK, I kinda hate you for making me think this… so would Joyce be fine with giving Joe a BJ up until the moment he came, because then the meat and the milk/cream/mayo/choose your own nauseating food-related euphemism would be touching?
dammit now i hungry for Korean BBQ thanks a lot
I am remembering Dorothy’s consternation at always getting involved with virgins (Danny, Walky). The more things change…
Dorothy the Deflowerer
Joe starts worshipping her as his new goddess.
“Look, Joe, just make her some mac n cheese and giver a kneejob.”
Panel’3 is very reuseable hahaha
just be glad he didn’t see you with that naked Joyce doodle on a really raunchy page.
Something like; holding hands, or cuddling.
Can Dorothy get these two together and mediate a conversation?
And then fuck them both.
well “romantic” may be a stretch there, but definitely keep it in mind for later. you never know!
I can’t wait til Dorothy wears a paper mask of Joyce’s face while going on a date with Joe
We see Dorothy wearing a paper mask but Joe just sees Joyce, like the Spy from Team Fortress 2‘s disguises.
Joe: I feel such a deep connection right now
Dorothy, monotone: I also feel a deep connection Joe
LOVE IT.
Dorothy is considerate.
If Joyce hadn’t asked for this it’d be creepy, but she’s considerate.
In Jensen voice “she asked for this”
I mean yes, obviously this would be creepy if she did it unprompted. It’s a little creepy even now.
Apropos a previous conversation:
“Cultural appropriation is a joy-killing, curiosity-shaming, inclusion-discouraging theory that divides people naturally inclined to cross boundaries that ought to be crossed.” –Reason Magazine, October 24, 2017
Damn, they been wrong for seven whole years now.
Congrats you are a whole week late to be weird about this topic
in comedy, timing is half the joke already
Jaina Proudmore 🤝🏻 Joe
(I’m feeling kinda nostalgic for Wow lately, and plot doesn’t help me to avoid it)
Joe’s fingers (not fingering) are a hoot. They really give away how new this is to him.