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That was fast.
That’s what he said!
After she reconsidered her decision of putting her career and grades before having a flourished lovelife.
Running into Danny may have helped.
I just hope it doesn’t end prematurely.
With Walky? Too much to hope for.
You never know. Walky is full of surprises.
(And also full of other stuff, which might cause premature things to happen… then again, with Dorothy having left him hanging before right after giving him a promising kiss on the cheek, he could not be so full of that stuff now, which may be good… then again, I could be the one hoping for too much here.)
Why is it that your avatars are always so cute?
I have an eye for cuteness, that’s why.
Do you draw them yourself?
Hax, i call hax.
I got straight A’s my first year of college and this never fucking happened to me.
Walky must be channelling Bat Vader.
I know right? Must have been doing something wrong for all of college… ~>=[
Apparently you didn’t throw toys at girls’ heads.
Lucky Bastard
You took the words right out of my mouth.
…and she put her tongue into HIS mouth.
Zing
All we’re missing is a zing sound effect.
Well, it’s not a zing, but would instantrimshot.com work?
You mean this: http://instantrimshot.com/
It must have been when you were kissing me.
I knew someone would throw in the Meatloaf reference.
Which one?
FIRST BASE!
And she went to 2nd on him.
Not sure if he should take that as a hint or permission to do the same…
She could just go all the way.
Insert commas for that sports announcer feel.
Guess when she caught a glimpse of his sexy face at the beach, there was no turning back.
Hell, if I were a girl, I’d be turned on. It was a damn sexy face.
PECS PECS PECS PECS
Dorothy: MAH MOUF–I GIVE IT YOU
Ah, that’s getting old.
“Walky, there’s this contest I wanted to enter…”
I chortled. Still good to me.
I can out-old it: She kissed his FAAAAACE! With her FAAAAACE!
All his face are belong to her.
Walky used the key words of seduction.
Doroth
Monkey Master: the ultimate wingman. Sorry Joe…
MAKE OUT! MONKEY MASTER DEMANDS IT!
Here’s hoping I coded that right. I suck at html.
HTML IS NOT CODING.
BAD. BAD. BAD.
Actually html is a coding. Though you’re right that the act of writing in html codes isn’t really an act of coding in the sense that programmers usually use the term.
Ain’t English fun?
HTML is ENcoding.
@Blob Marley: The only thing wrong with your coding is that it didn’t allow me to open a new tab.
I haven’t left-clicked a link in years. It’s all about the middle click.
Word
Monkey Master: Match Maker
monkey master, monkey master, make me a maaatch….
She’s touching his moobs!
She’s just getting to second base before he does.
Does this mean that there will be a 3rd base in tomorrow’s strip?
I don’t know.
Wrong response for your gravatar
Well then who’s on second?
no, who’s on first.
THIRD BASE!
HOME RUN!
Shortstop?
I don’t give a darn!
Hey dorothy! second base is totally third date material at best, what do you think walky is? some kind of man-slut?
Nice avatar. So good, I’m surprised I haven’t seen it before.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr354skZ8x1qjop0x.gif
It is indeed, squee-worthy.
((Even if I still ship Billie / Walky.))
I just hope that Iceburg Billy doesn’t show up to sink this ship.
I just hope that Walkys iceberg shows up to penitrate that ship
Through seventeen layers of protection?
For some reason I was reminded of a gum commercial
i never get paid in–
i’m not sure i like where this is going.
@Blob Marley: Is that a Zeruel reference?
I hope Billie does show up. OT3.
I just came to tell you I might have herp–mmmm
I sure hope not.
I was going to say something cute, but Plasma Mongoose just made me think “SHE IS TOTALLY TOUCHING HIS MOOBS!!!” Thank you Plasma Mongoose, that thought will be there all night
I feel so much happier now. ^_^
That’s what I was thinking, fellow walky. Our moobs
This comic is now named “Dorothy just touched Walky’s Moobs.”
Love that studly grav you’re using today, Izzy.
Thanks. I edited it myself
Sexual assault! What? It is.
Assault is on an unwilling victim. Walky’s probably not unwilling here.
Walky wasn’t given the chance to be unwilling.
If you surprise kiss someone, it’s assault. Even if you’re mutually crushing on each other and have kissed before and have discussed these attractions. Or Gundi is an overreacting sillyface.
You gotta get permission each time before engaging in sexual acts. That’s what my parole adviser keeps telling me.
Whether kissing is a sexual act, he hasn’t covered.
How many times do I have to tell you?
In general, touching without permission is a no-no!
GEEEEEeeeeeezzzzz…..
Kissing isn’t assault. That’s ridiculous and insults victims of REAL sexual assault. You could make a case for harassment, but what kind of straight guy would consider it that?
Where’s Surprised Robin when you need her?
I guess she decided what that means, then?
Want to “awwww” but can’t because Butt Taco.
YES! I was hoping the butt taco reference would show up somewhere!
i know he was wearing the shirt earlier and i remember people pointing it out, but i still think it looks like stay puft.
Is that a taco on his shirt? Why YES yes it is. This supports my theory that can Tacos bring anyone together.
How do you can a taco? And do you pack it in water, oil, heavy syrup, or its own natural juices?
It’s not just a taco, it’s a BUTTtaco. Which is simultaneously worse and better.
Are we talking about the same Taco? or is there a internet meme I am just not aware of?
You’re not alone, I have never come across a butttaco literally or figuratively.
The reference you’re looking for is here.
Thanks Zitseidu!
Its funny but I am going have to say that is Taco Defamation.I have no choice but to file a complaint to the ATDANA.
Looks like she’s gotten some new inspiration for her “project”.
looks like she’ll have to pull an all nighter on this one!
I think Dotty can help Walky with his ‘projection’.
Yeah its a real “Power point!”
maybe walky can help her ‘cram’.
Or engage in ‘sexual intercourse’.
you’re doing it wrong.
You were watching? Awkward.
GIVE HIM YOUR FACE
…and tell him that you love him. He’ll give you his face and tell you he loves you, too!
I love to hear you o-ra-lize, ….
When I’m between your thighs…
This is turning out to be the best sabbath EVER!
but it’s Sunday.
I beleive Sunday is considered to be the Sabbath at least the Western half od Protestantism. Even though evidence supports it bein Saturday or Sabato in Spanish
Evidence has *never* slowed american christians down.
I was raised Protestant, and we weren’t taught Sunday was the Sabbath. Saturday was still the Sabbath, but Jesus’ resurrection on Sunday made that day more important.
The main arguement for many Christians groups to worship on Sunday is that Jesus rose from the dead on Sunday.
The main arguement for denominations like SDA/SDB to worship on the Sabbath is that Jesus died around sunset Friday so he could ‘rest’ on the Sabbath.
For jews and some christians, its saturday, for other christians, it’s sunday, for muslims, it’s friday. typically it refers to the day of prayer, or rest.
She’s such a floosie! Walky will think that shes clingy or going to fast, and I will be there to laugh at Dorothy.
MARK MY WORDS! FLOOSIE!
PREMARITAL HOOTCHIE SMOOTCHIE!!!
Now in McNugget favour.
She’s doing the right thing to get into McNuggets favour.
Well now.
Is Walky’s shirt of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
It is holy crap
Wait, it is a butt taco, Willis just got us with a butt taco
Dotty certainly got a hold of his ‘marshmellows’.
You are on fire tonight
Thanks and I bet Dotty’s taco is begging for some meat filling.
Gaaaawwwwwww!!!
…With a healthy dollop of sour cream!
…with EXTRA CHEESE!
Nope.
http://butt-taco.org/
I see it now I am not sure if i should laugh or file a complaint with the ATDANA.
Watch Walky fuck it up
Double entendre!
MONKEY MASTER CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL.
Walky, Dorothy is touching your moobs~~~~~
Yes, I realize who my gravatar is XD
Has Walky been wearing that taco butt t-shirt the entire time?
Since http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/lent/
And so Monkey Master’s secret breeding program begins…
The power of Monkey Master compels you…
Quoth the Raven: oh lawd.
It just occured to me that Walky won a girl in roughly a week’s time by staring creepily and throwing toys at her.
…So why didn’t it work for me?!!??!!?!?
You might have been throwing toys at the wrong tree, dude.
Or throwing the wrong toys at the tree. Or maybe you shouldn’t be throwing things at trees in the first place.
Better than throwing toys at people. At least trees don’t throw back.
But throwing toys at defenseless trees is worse. And nobody hears them cry.
Poor things.
They have plating like whoa, and no central nervous system. They can take a few lumps of plastic tossed their way.
After reading your last comment and looking at your gravatar I can’t stop imagining Ethan advocating tossing at trees.
Do you know what else “tossing” means? Geez, I’ve heard of tree hugging, but thats a little lude!
Everybody knows that trees give you ‘wood’.
Hulk throw trees at puny humans.
At least he made the kissy part a Thursday comic instead of a Friday comic like Jeph is known to do.
Watch Friday be a scene cut to another cliffhanger… we are dealing with David “Damn You Willis” Willis, after all.
How has a FAAAACE joke not been made on this yet?
If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourFAAAACE.
atta girl, you get im dorothy
Monkey Master, the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Blue eyebrows do it for me, too.
*plays “Monkey On Your Back” over the Muzak*
This Thing.
I couldn’t remember if it was when he was with Wham! or after. I suppose it was because I don’t think I heard it much since it was a hit song.
1st panel: Dorothy is reading up on practical make-outs.
2nd and 3rd Panel: She considers her present options for practice.
Monkey Master: “You and I both know that all of this studying is not making you feel happy. Indeed, you have ambition for great things, but what does it all matter if you are not happy? You are over-thinking this. Go to him. Now.”
Dorothy: “…Yes Monkey Master!”
Rule of romance: Since she decided to want him, they cant end up together. Dammit Willis! Prove me wrong!
Just made three cats and a rabbit lose their collective sh@t with the biggest “dawww YEEESSSS!!” Also courting death after waking Ambien™-sodded wife at 1:25am. Not to sound geezer but we met in similar Walky/Dottie way. Now about those stuffed sausages, Sir! (Injoky)
We all need Monkey Master toys to throw at our prospective love interests. It obviously worked for Walky!
I foresee a cliffhanger tomorrow
Better a Cliffhanger than a Wallbanger.
That my good man is very quotable
I have my moments. ^_^
Walky finds “Monkey Master Ultimate Soundtrack” on Ipod and turns his ILife Stereo Alarm Clock up to 11. Does Walky have his sock or tie handy? Common courtesy, after all!
Hooray, this isn’t the Friday cliff hanger
Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! pleeeeeeeeease xD
Monkey Master: I will stare at you until you go over there and kiss him.
Anything but THAT!
GET UP AND KISS THE BOY
YOU KISS THAT BOY THIS INSTANT
Stop studying dumb girl and kiss that boy until your toes curl
-Roadblock
Boo-yah!!! Win for Walky! Suck it, Danny boy.
I think you
Meant Dorothy girl
Also yes.
Is she eating his nose?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who had that first reaction! Her aim appears a little high.
Danny walks out “Hey Walky thanks for letting me borrow this sock- OH MY GOD.”
It appears that Dorothy has begun absorbing Walky’s face. All part of her evil plot to forge a Gestalt body and take over the world. Starting with Yale.
And to take over the world she has to aquire Walky’s toy-throwing powers?
And his ability to eat 50 McNuggets at once
“We are Walky/Dorothy. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”
They are Trapper-keeper.
Dorowalk? Walkothy? Woroky? Dalkthy? Those names just don’t blend well
Doroky. Maybe just Dorky.
That last panel feels like it needs a sound effect added.
Like *Manboob Squeeze* or something. XD
It should be this sound.
the sound effect should be “licky style”.
Good girl, Dotty. That was the right call.
Daw….
Also, I spot a buttaco shirt
And here I thought the comic would shift away from Dorothy and Walky to give some other character the spotlight for a while. I’m glad it hasn’t!
I think I squeeed so hard, my brain exploded.
Two-faced harlot! How could you?
Guys: I like it, but I have mixed emotions right now…Lets just go with it…
Gals: I like it, but I have mixed emotions right now… Lets back away and make things awkward for a while and wind up waiting until theres no chance to let say something…
Well hold Dotty in this sitch (Kinda like how Walky will be)
I’m glad she realized that she should act on her emotions, as there is little risk, for such a reward.
Anyone else notice the http://www.butt-taco.org/ shirt? just me?
What.
Don’t worry Dorothy; this is a webcomic. You can have your Walky and eat your Presidency too.
When I grow up I want to he Walky.
That’s definitelt worth a Takei “oh my!”
Is it worth a Takei “SHHHEEEEIILLDDSS!!!” ?
Walky: “Who are you, and what did you do with Dorothy?!”
There was a girl; she was bored. Then there was a monkey. A knock on the door, then – what, who…? – MOUTHSEX.
Walky is going to be the oddest First Man in history.
Chicks dig robo-monkeys.
True Story.
I’ll say again. Poor Danny…
Well, Amber now knows that he turned down sex with Billie for her. Cue the ‘identity of Amazi-Girl’ meme…
Dorothy, years later: “I remember our first time … I was in blue … you were wearing a butt-taco t-shirt…”
Walky: She couldn’t resist the gaze of Monkey Master. And that…is how I met your mother.
Is somebody going to be having some premarital hanky-panky?
Joe walks by, hears noises, pulls out the sock.
Gazes upon it.
…
“I don’t know if I can trust you anymore.”
It’s so hard to think about studying when you’ve got the munchies!
obligatory
WhooooOOOOOOOO! *clapclapclapclAPCLAPCLA*
Friday, Head Alien comes and ruins everything
aww…
So does anyone have an idea about how much time has passed since the break up to this point?
Couple weeks, maybe?
Nope, a full week.
Let me get this straight. The monkey is misbehaving and giving her the evil eye.. which presents her with two options.. spank said monkey, or go find guy to hook up with.
I think I see how this works… but there are a few details that are still a little hairy.
Woo!!! *ships*
The chapter title makes it seem like this strip is about Dorothy choosing Walky as her religion.
Of course, who could resist that caramel adonis?
Again unexpected, you think that would have a little build up too it