Danny Wilcox
Danny is a trusting, idealist romantic, and that gets him into trouble. He just wants a girlfriend or boyfriend to dote on forever and follow wherever, is that so wrong? But stupid life is more complicated than that, it seems, and it keeps throwing curveballs at poor Danny.
Danny’s best friends with Joe, forever, and now they room together in college. His high school girlfriend, Dorothy, dumped him on the first day, and he hasn’t had a better day since.