There’s some new stuff today in the Dumbing of Age TeePublic store!
A new t-shirt: “Iguana On Your Head!”
A new…. mask??? It’s a Joyce smile mask, for the outsides.
And in fact, like, apparently a “mask” option was automatically added to, like, everything in my store at some point, so look around, I guess.
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Joyce Smile Mask ordered. Will arrive sometime.
Package tracking had my mask as out for delivery Monday. Package tracking still has it out for delivery Monday by 9PM.
Package tracking has it at the local Post Office since noon Thursday, today is Tuesday at 2035 local. I’m about to get pissed off because my mask has disappeared into a morass of government bureaucracy and I can’t find it. It’s now a week after the last promised delivery day even accounting for delays caused by the virus.
Nobody at the post office knows where my freaking mask is, but they are pretty sure it made like Elvis and left the building. I call about every other day to see if anyone knows anything, and every person I talk to is Sgt. Schulz. If you don’t get that reference don’t worry, I’m old and that is pre-Internet by about 3 decades.
My mask got here this afternoon, picture on my blog. Mrs the Poet pronounced it “Terrifying.”
A mask with a triangle grin. Genius!
smashed the mf buy button on that shirt
The Dina “Rawr” mask is so freaking cute!