The only girl (or person honestly) I’ve seen move that fast was running away from something, not towards it. Specifically one of those centipede-spider-abomonation-against-man-and-god bug things.
While the drink in her hand is probably alcoholic, I doubt her tolerance is low enough for her to be drunk that quickly. Also, I think she’s perfectly capable of acting that way when sober. She’ll probably be drunk before long though.
She may be at the same point one guy I knew was: the point at which her liver no longer filters alcohol out of the bloodstream, but instead distills it and puts it in.
I dunno why, but my immediate first thought when I looked at this was that it’s rather out-of-character for Archie to be at a party like this.
My second was that this is the most well-lit frat party I’ve ever seen.
My third is that Billie’s drunk face is goofy as all hell. I am trying to make that face now. It makes my cheek hurt and my lips aren’t feeling to good either.
All of those already happened, I think this is the time she wakes up in somebody else’s bedroom (again.) And on a side note, Roz will be there as well.
I want that hot ginger in the foreground to be the new Howard SO BADLY. In High School he was the nerdy Howard Classic™ but now that he’s in college the hunky Ultimate Howard™. No, Howard Prime™. No, Ultimate Howard Prime (Earth One Reboot)™!
The way I figure things’ll work out, the house belongs to someone Ruth knows, so she’s there, equally drunk and well… I’ll leave the rest to your imaginations…
I had been thinking yesterday that Billie’s top looked surprisingly conservative – moreso than Dorothy’s, even! But now I see that it wasn’t a top for the party, it was just for getting her there without being arrested for indecent exposure. (Also she developed the visible bra straps under it in the meanwhile; those would have made a difference too.)
So are we sure nobody has powers in this universe? XD
Billie lost no time identifying were drinks are xD good to see she follows her own advice, keep that hand over the drink girl! 😀
Not that I’m complaining about the fanservice, but why was Billie making a big deal about her top last week when she’s not even going to wear it to the party? (Though I guess she coulda been referring to her bra.)
Does anyone want to guess whether those background actors are cameos? I’d say Artie from Narbonic on the right and maybe someone from Archie comics on the left.
I enjoy the consistency of this. She’s already got her top off, waving it around. Obviously she is already into the profoundly uninhibited stage.
…
And yet she’s doing exactly what she said in the last strip: Her hand is over her glass. Say what you want about Billie. But she’s DAMN SMART.
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I’ve seen girls faster than Billie.
It seems like a girl faster than Billie would be moving too fast to be seen by the naked eye…
…Robin?
Hurr hurr…”naked…”
With her boobies.
Hmm…Super speed…
Hey, True believers! Could this be the beginning of a nemesis for Amazi-girl?
Tune in next week for: The rise of “SPEEDY-SLUT”!
dun-dun-DUUUUUN!
Hurr hurr…”naked…”
The only girl (or person honestly) I’ve seen move that fast was running away from something, not towards it. Specifically one of those centipede-spider-abomonation-against-man-and-god bug things.
She don’t waste time!
WOOO
Dear god Billie works fast
You should see her when she’s -really- feeling motivated.
Was Billie ever NOT at the party? That’s the real question.
She was always there in spirit, at least.
She’s Schrodinger’s Party Girl. She is both partying and not partying at any given moment, until you attend the party and observe her there.
Does that mean she’ll die if you open her…
I think anyone might die if you open them up.
…… chicka bow wow
i love you doc who
Platonically, I agree. With the series and our Who.
Billie confirmed for Party Lord English.
Billie can go from zero to drunk in less than 5 seconds.
That was more like a nano-second!
While the drink in her hand is probably alcoholic, I doubt her tolerance is low enough for her to be drunk that quickly. Also, I think she’s perfectly capable of acting that way when sober. She’ll probably be drunk before long though.
That probably wasn’t the first. Or the sixth.
Well, she was also GONE in LESS than 60 seconds, so i think she has Nicolas Cage beat.
Wasting no time are we there Billie?
She may be at the same point one guy I knew was: the point at which her liver no longer filters alcohol out of the bloodstream, but instead distills it and puts it in.
She’s been wanting this.
tapping that vein…
That was quick.
Are you sure nobody has abductee powers Willis?
And she’s off!
So is her top.
So is her FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEE.
So are her femurs!
So is her…penis?
So is the top of her next three beers.
Wouldn’t surprise me.
But she needs her femurs to live!
*Insert William Tell Overture here*
I dunno why, but my immediate first thought when I looked at this was that it’s rather out-of-character for Archie to be at a party like this.
My second was that this is the most well-lit frat party I’ve ever seen.
My third is that Billie’s drunk face is goofy as all hell. I am trying to make that face now. It makes my cheek hurt and my lips aren’t feeling to good either.
My fourth was “Oh hey! Boobs!”
I lied.
Before any of that, I looked at Billie’s hand in the fourth panel to see if she was, in fact, protecting herself against roofies.
yyyyyyyyep, that’s correct she is. That is a nice touch.
Doesn’t matter really. Roofies aren’t needed, given that her top “practically begs for that!”
well, considering she’s already lost the top, i’d say she is begging for it too.
My first through tenth thoughts were “Boobs”.
My eleventh was “Stupid bra. It blocks the view of the boobs”.
:: grins :: Is there a particular significance to the fact that you had *eleven* thoughts?
Quickest deaths ever for the Doctor… It seems they were induced by some booby trap…
Well, if Velma is there, is it so weird for Archie to be there?
Are you sure that isn’t Jimmy Olsen?
I think it might actually be Wally, Kid Flash from “Young Justice.”
It’s Artie!
Oh my god, you’re right. That’s awesome. He must be there for the…ah…medical supplies.
I am *so glad* that I am not the only person who squealed “Artie!” before even figuring out what Billie was doing. >.>
Well, someone already made the “that was quick” comment…um…um…
BILLIE’S BOOBS.
V.V
That’s the happiest I’ve seen Billie in a long time. But then, she’s in her natural habitat. 😀
And here, we observe the wild Billie in her natural habitat.
Dang, alicemacher beat me to it.
Fascinating!
The happiest she’s been since she got to college.
That takes some kind of skill.
Later on, we find out that photos of her being drunk end up on facebook, leading her to get arrested/fined by the cops.
Or an embarrassing video on Youtube that leads to a lifetime of shame and infamy.
That is why I am glad that I don’t attend parties where photos are taken or even have a facebook account.
All of those already happened, I think this is the time she wakes up in somebody else’s bedroom (again.) And on a side note, Roz will be there as well.
Wait a sec…You mean, that was HER on “equals 3”?
stops to check…
no wait. not yet. just lindsey lohan again.
Damn, Billie is fast.
I want that hot ginger in the foreground to be the new Howard SO BADLY. In High School he was the nerdy Howard Classic™ but now that he’s in college the hunky Ultimate Howard™. No, Howard Prime™. No, Ultimate Howard Prime (Earth One Reboot)™!
Dorothy has cute shoulder freckles.
Oh Billie. She’s like the original Robin, except instead of running on sugar, she runs on booze.
So she’s like the old Billie?
Exactly! Only with Hyper-Booze powers!
I love how everyone else doesn’t look drunk or like they’re partying. For all we know it’s actually a study group.
*cave johnson*
That little lady is a go-getter who doesn’t waste any time. I respect that. And I respect her boobs.
Sorry, fellas. She’s married… TO ALCOHOL!
cave johnson, after walking out of the bedroom billie walked into an hour earlier
Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
Haha, I think I love you guys.
Oh god now the face meme will become the SPAAAAAAAAAAACE meme
I’m actually impressed.
I get the feeling that despite the costume warning it isn’t that kind of party and billie will be a bit awkward..
Y’know what? I really like Dorothy’s top. It’s cute.
I’ve seen starships jump to warp slower than that girl!
Geesh Billie! Already with the top off and drink in hand. Drunk, stoned and pregnant might not have been too far off of a call.
Party-portation.
It’s Billie’s mutant power.
I certainly hope that is, in fact, the right house…
Well, if it’s not, the people there seem to be taking the events in stride. Probably because of the boobs.
If it wasn’t a party before, it sure is now!
Hey, look! Shaggy’s black in this universe! (He’s right next to the boobs, so you don’t have to take your attention off of them fellas).
It’s clearly Archie Andrews, not Shaggy
And it looks like Black Shaggy has his nickel ready.
He looks more like Artie (from Narbonic/Skin Horse)’s less studious brother to me.
Is that Archie? What is he doing out of Riverdale?
I was thinking the same thing.
Why does everybody keep saying that’s Archie? He obviously isn’t; he lacks the crosshatching at his temples. There’s no resemblance whatsoever.
I’m with you. That guy’s chin is WAY too chiseled to be Archie.
Archie has already met the Ninja Turtles and the Punisher and is meeting KISS, so why not the Walkyverse?
Aaaaaaaaand that’s why I don’t like Billie.
That was fast.
Just wait until Ruth turns up, then the party is effectively over for Billie…
The way I figure things’ll work out, the house belongs to someone Ruth knows, so she’s there, equally drunk and well… I’ll leave the rest to your imaginations…
Previously, it might have been a party that Joyce could have been comfortable at.
Billie will correct that.
I had been thinking yesterday that Billie’s top looked surprisingly conservative – moreso than Dorothy’s, even! But now I see that it wasn’t a top for the party, it was just for getting her there without being arrested for indecent exposure. (Also she developed the visible bra straps under it in the meanwhile; those would have made a difference too.)
Wow… that almost looks like the same house even. Wonder if Ruth will be there?
Same house as what? (If you’re talking about Ruth’s house from Roomies!, no, definitely not: http://joyceandwalky.com/d/20070212.html)
Doesn’t take much, does it Billie?
So are we sure nobody has powers in this universe? XD
Billie lost no time identifying were drinks are xD good to see she follows her own advice, keep that hand over the drink girl! 😀
You know, I just thought of something. Joyce promised Sprite and Apples to Apples. I see neither two-liters nor a game box, missy. >:(
It seem Tubs has some pert jugs.
seems* I was distracted by them pert jugs.
What if it was the wrong house?
Not that I’m complaining about the fanservice, but why was Billie making a big deal about her top last week when she’s not even going to wear it to the party? (Though I guess she coulda been referring to her bra.)
Does anyone want to guess whether those background actors are cameos? I’d say Artie from Narbonic on the right and maybe someone from Archie comics on the left.
Nobody’s a cameo. They’re all just random folks.
I am the fun-spoiler!
Next three comics are going to be *really* interesting.
Why am I not surprised things would start like this?
I was just going through the archives, this isn’t the first time seeing Billy shirtless oddly enough
Anybody else noticed that nobody’s paying attention to her?
Now that would be sad for Billie if even acting like this fails to grab any attention.
Hmmm, everyone else seems to be acting normal, not getting too crazy drunk. Maybe Billie the party just started.
Or maybe this is just Billie we’re talking about
What’s Billie doing with her lips? It’s freaking me out.
“WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
I enjoy the consistency of this. She’s already got her top off, waving it around. Obviously she is already into the profoundly uninhibited stage.
…
And yet she’s doing exactly what she said in the last strip: Her hand is over her glass. Say what you want about Billie. But she’s DAMN SMART.