Note to whoever it is that was trying to masturbate: Don’t loudly announced that you are masturbating, especially if the person your yelling at is of an opposite gender to you.
We should not assume they are the opposite gender. Though I do have to say whoever needs it to be quiet to masturbate has to have a hell of a problem doing it on campus.
Given all the effort Billie had to take to be not seen walking down the hall earlier, I don’t think what she’s trying to do would be “easily accomplished.”
And yet, a 6’2″ 220 lb male like myself can just jander down a hallway and somehow remain unseen by anyone but the security camera. Sal’s simply rebelling for the sake of rebelling, now, Joebo got it right. And rebellion for the sake of rebellion, is wasted effort. Also, the question remains: if that’s the only part of the window that opens, how does she keep getting in and out without violating the laws of physics?
Did she drink ALL THREE beers on 2 minutes walk to her room? Impressive Billie, you drunken-lush you…
And they live on the FOURTH story? Wow. How does Sal get up there without a fire escape? Grappling hook? Ninja claw-gloves like Catwoman? Does he motorcycle transform into a robot who lifts her up there?
And I really CAN’T WAIT to find out why Sal is going to such lengths to not be seen by Billie. She’s putting a lot of effort (again, they live on the 4th floor) into avoiding Billie. It’s been an entire week and they’ve not come across each other once.
I just found this comic! I’m an IU alum and currently live in B-town and I have to say how amazed I am at how well you draw the campus! Great story, takes me back! Keep up the good work!
Ah, masturbation humor. Thank you, David. I was kind of hoping for a really bad pun, though, such as “Come on! Knock it off!” or some variation there of.
Sal is coming off as decidedly non-badass here. Or pretty much the entire run so far. She just seems haughty and inconsiderate, actually. Does anyone here actually like Sal? She just seems so… flat, character-wise.
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SIGHTING
HEARING.
TOUCHING
TASTING
SMELLING
GITCHYING
egads, i hope someone is on the same wavelength on this one…
Bone, right? The Gitchy Feelin’?
…You are my people. I am home.
BALANCING
…What? That’s a sense too.
FLUXING
CUMMING!!!
……did I do it too soon?
MASTURBATING
She finally figured it out!
That last panel is pure Batman. Awesome.
Is it Bat Sal or Amazi-Girl’s cape?
do we know it isn’t the amazi-stool?
bat-stool???
What about Bible-Belt?
Billie, you shouldn’t shout at 3am, some people are trying to masturbate….GEEEESE!
Seriously, it’s a goddamn tradition.
It’s a tradition? I’m learning new things about American college every day.
The more you know…
Maybe you should reconsider masturbating at 3 am… Wait, no. You should reconsider yelling like a maniac at 3 in the morning. THAT’S the lesson here…
She just needs to start yelling out more stimulating stuff. Compromise.
You must be popular with your neighbors. 🙂
Masturbating geese is a really odd hobby.
Animality: One of the most disturbing things that man made.
P.S: Pardon my grammar. I’m not what you call a native speaker/writer but I’m trying my best so if I’m wrong somewhere, please let me know.
Sorry about the first post, I meant to say beastiality.
We knew what you meant 😛
Geese? I thought you were a mongoose made of plasma… Huh…
She’s pissed. In both senses of the word.
That’s not how she’s gonna get Sal to sign it.
makes you wonder who lives under billie
Roz and Mary?
Well we already know that Mary loves her ‘naked time’ so it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch.
Joe perhaps?
didn’t see Dave’s post below
Nobody we’ll ever know, since all of our characters live on the same floor.
TSK TSK TSK, jossing everyone’s wild ass theories before they could even get them off the ground. *party-pooper* 😛 😛 😛
I still demand a character tag for this nameless person. :V
Is it Faz or Ninja Rick?
But can we give the poor soul a name?
Well, there’s the Top Gear “Well Spoken Man”.
I guess this could be the “Vocally Offended Masturbator”?
Best. Name. Ever.
How about Gary?
Palmer as in Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters. ^_^
What if one of the main cast went into somebody else’s room to masturbate?
Well, are IU dorms coed by floor, or by wing?
By floor.
Run sal run Billie knows she knows! And wow did she already finish off all those beers she swiped gotta admit girls got talent.
Note to whoever it is that was trying to masturbate: Don’t loudly announced that you are masturbating, especially if the person your yelling at is of an opposite gender to you.
I shall refer to the highly-esteemed film, Idiocracy:
“GO ‘WAY! BATIN’!”
BATTA BATTA BATTA!!
Flying Wild, Tricky! Engine Toripter!
Waaaiit…
How do we know it’s a man? It could be one of the girls buffin’ the muffin.
The entire wing is girls-only, so it’s gonna be same-gender. Except for, y’know, “visitors,” but they’re probably spoken for, hormone-wise.
Ah so it’s a girl. Men, seriously who needs them.
But what if the roommate agreement includes a threesome clause?
Speaking of rommates, where’s the one for the young lady with the loud bating call?
I hope out visiting someone else…. or maybe… the second best roommate ever for being cool with it. (The best roommate at least offers to help.)
We should not assume they are the opposite gender. Though I do have to say whoever needs it to be quiet to masturbate has to have a hell of a problem doing it on campus.
It’s a matter of doing it when your roomies are sleeping. And being really, really quiet about it.
maybe, but it is easier to ‘let your fingers do the porking’ if you are not totally distracted by a noisy drunken bongo.
Depending on how she’s distracting you, perhaps now is not the time for such things anyway. I mean, she could be carrying scissors or something…
Maybe for that person, a 3:30am wank is the equivient to a cup of coffee, an early morning pick-me-up so to speak.
I think Sal is doing it on purpose.
Of cause! If she signs it, she will be forced to use DOORS and thus be less like Batman.
I was right about Sal’s tendency of using the window.( I was going to say window fetish but that came out wrong.)
Oddly enough there is such a thing as a Window Fetish.
I wonder if you can announce that by declaring, “DEFENSTRATE ME, BABY!”
…Perhaps not.
Brain Bleach.
at first i was like 8{D but then i x{P wut
yes, my smilies have mustaches and are thus 1000% better.
The only doors Sal walks through are space doors.
Oh those drafty doors.
I’m a little more impressed now. I didn’t realize that she was sneaking in through the window on the fourth floor.
Ah, memories.
I’m a little less impressed, now. Sal’s making all this effort for something easily accomplished by simply walking down the hallway. Ah, “rebels”. XP
Given all the effort Billie had to take to be not seen walking down the hall earlier, I don’t think what she’s trying to do would be “easily accomplished.”
And yet, a 6’2″ 220 lb male like myself can just jander down a hallway and somehow remain unseen by anyone but the security camera. Sal’s simply rebelling for the sake of rebelling, now, Joebo got it right. And rebellion for the sake of rebellion, is wasted effort. Also, the question remains: if that’s the only part of the window that opens, how does she keep getting in and out without violating the laws of physics?
Actually, that should go into the roommate agreement, too. “In this room, we obey the laws of physics! [/Simpsons reference]
Nonsense. She’s doing it just to screw with Billie, obviously.
What Billie needs to do is find a way to Sal-proof the windows.
Sal-proof should be an oxymoron.
“I can’t use doors, that’s what they’d expect me to do.”
“Who’s ‘they’?”
“I don’t know, but I’ll be damned if I play by their rules!”
“Crap, she’s on to us.”
“Who are we?”
“I thought you knew!”
“Come on, you can tell me.”
“We are they. They are us.”
“Wait, what?”
And I am the walrus!
Goo-goo-ga-joob!
“You calling me fat!?”
No, Jamie Hyneman is The Walrus!
Billie. Learn to start locking your windows. Sal will then be forced to use the door to come back inside simply to unlock the window.
Also, physics question: How the heck does Sal squeeze out that tiny window? I mean, that is the only part of it that opens, yes?
Nah, because then Sal will break the door, and Billie will get blamed for it.
Last time we saw sal enter thier room we only saw a hand so maybe sal just set up her stuff so it can be within hands reach of the window.
There is a tree right there, I think Willis planned ahead
Sal is obviously part octopus, and can inflate or deflate at her convenience to get through small spaces.
I believe Sal is capable of compressing her body to the size of an ordinary household sponge like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Sal had trained with ordinary housecats and Santa and can squeeze her body through any small space that her head fits in.
I really mustn’t assume the worse all the time, that person might have very well be trying to chew a tough steak.
They could ahve meant to say ‘masticate’. 😛
Don’t forget to use plenty of lu- I MEAN STEAKSAUCE!!!
And it would be better if you tenderise the meat first. ^_^
“Would the madam like the pulled pork or the jerked chicken this evening?” as said by a creepy french waiter with a twitch in his thin mustache.
“Only as long as there is white sauce.” 😛
“Wie, wie, madam.”
“No that’s yellow.”
“Err wie?”
“No!!!”
Oui.
thank you.
Or a bagel with white cream cheese.
“Would the madam like the pulled pork or the jerked chicken this evening?” as said by a creepy french waiter with a twitch in his thin mustache.
I am overall in a state of “Wow” with this strip.
Did she drink ALL THREE beers on 2 minutes walk to her room? Impressive Billie, you drunken-lush you…
And they live on the FOURTH story? Wow. How does Sal get up there without a fire escape? Grappling hook? Ninja claw-gloves like Catwoman? Does he motorcycle transform into a robot who lifts her up there?
And I really CAN’T WAIT to find out why Sal is going to such lengths to not be seen by Billie. She’s putting a lot of effort (again, they live on the 4th floor) into avoiding Billie. It’s been an entire week and they’ve not come across each other once.
Yeah I bet she has no idea she has to sign anything.
How long does Sal sleep anyway?
More important does she sleep?
Perhaps Sal is secretly the Stig.
Can’t. Stop. Luaghing. 😀
Muffled Voice: “SHUT UP, I”M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!!”
Nick: “What did he say?”
Coach: “He says he wants some good old fashioned cola!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1uVi41I1oc 0:44 😀 lol
I thought of that one too 😀 Oney is hilarious!
I just found this comic! I’m an IU alum and currently live in B-town and I have to say how amazed I am at how well you draw the campus! Great story, takes me back! Keep up the good work!
Ah, masturbation humor. Thank you, David. I was kind of hoping for a really bad pun, though, such as “Come on! Knock it off!” or some variation there of.
Lol sal must pass that persons window on the way up “hmmm wonder if that explains the affinity to windows” ^_-
Doors are too mainstream for Sal.
Wait, so is she a rebel or a hipster in the DoAverse?
I… I kind of like the notion of a deceptively non-badass hipster Sal.
“I’m wearing leather ironically. Motorcycles are so eigties and not cool anymore, which is why I ride one which makes me cool”
But Jim Morrison writes such wonderful lyrics!
Sal? Doors?
Pffffffffft.
God, Billie! Some people are so inconsiderate!
Sal is coming off as decidedly non-badass here. Or pretty much the entire run so far. She just seems haughty and inconsiderate, actually. Does anyone here actually like Sal? She just seems so… flat, character-wise.
Especially since she can fit through that window opening.
Considering we’ve seen her for… what four strips? it’s to be expected. I think she had less lines than Princess Luna!
So far, I think Galasso has more lines than her.
GOD DAMNIT! pass the brain bleach
I am pretty sure that Galasso ‘does more lines’ as well, it would explain A LOT!
Man, I wish I had a fuckin’ door. All I’ve got is regular ol’ doors.
Seriously, I would save so much money on batteries if I had a fuckin’ door.
All that Sal needs to do now is say: “I’m Sal.”
like batman?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9G18qHPhcM
Is that Joyce giving the last line?
That would be funny on an epic scale.
Sweet, a cameo for ME!
I think a face would’ve helped after all. I can’t decide if she’s a tree stump, a pile of poo and hair, a melting chocolate bar, or Sasquatch.
Who’s trying to masturbate?