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oh come on
Quite the journalist, eh? I wonder how she will explain in her article that Amazigirl magically changes skin tone and build when she puts on the outfit.
Makeup and padding.
I mean, racial insensitivity aside, i wonder if there would be any kinda ‘heroes’ that’d paint their skin like green or purple to make it harder to identify
Imagine all the memes that’d happen if there were suddenly superheroes that are all blue like the blue man group (or that skit from arrested development/tobias)
There was a character called Xer0 who was a black guy who wore a caucasian skinsuit to disguise his identity. And then a mask over that.
sal plays coy for keeps
Billie/Jennifer needs a hard lesson in paying attention.
Like, getting interested in people that aren’t herself ? That’s not happening
And yet her she is LITERALLY being interested in someone who isn’t herself…
She’s interested in getting journalism credit, and the Amazi-Girl story, but not other people standing in front of her, no.
Billnifer is a popular used-to-be-a-cheerleader journalist now, she doesn’t need to pay attention
The problem with people like her is that she’s got so much (undeserved) self-confidence that she wouldn’t ever challenge her own first thoughts.
She’s perfect, therefore she must be right.
Except that the self-confidence is also fake. On some level, Jennifer knows she’s poison.
Maybe it’s that any self-questioning leads her down that spiral.
Dagnabit, now you’ve put Angel Dust’s song in my head with some confusing mental images.
I’m not above a love to cash inAnother lover underneath those flashin’ lights
Another one of those ruthless nights…
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I shoulda guessed that this would happen
I shoulda known it when I looked in your red, hot eyes
Spewin’ all your red, hot lies
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She’s too deep into reality denial.
I mean points for trying versus just making it up and bsing some story to daisy about amazigirl insisting on being on the other side of teh room/not close enough to take a pic of
Has Jennifer ever actually seen Amazi-Girl?
I think she has; which makes this whole thing more ridiculous.
Not if she’s been wearing the wrong prescription since the strip started.
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: you can check if two characters were in the same strip by clicking on the tag, and then modifying the url to add another tag with a “+” symbol.
So click on “jennifer”, and then change
/tag/jennifer/to/tag/jennifer+amazi-girl/Note that this can be increased indefinitely — you could also do
/tag/jennifer+amazi-girl+ruth/If the list of characters were never all in the same strip, you get nothinghello, I see no one has yet to offer you the MVC(Most Valuable Commenter) award for today yet, and I’d like to be the one to do it
i have needed this trick for 95 years, you’re a legend
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/assistance/
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/dungeons/
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/weigh/
This is very compelling evidence. Is there an argument that she maybe never saw AG head on? Like maybe she only saw her from the back? Is that something? I don’t know how Jen justifies how Sal is a completely different race with a different skin tone from AG. I guess it’s good Jennifer doesn’t see color?
To give some additional context and an attempt of a slight excuse for Jennifer, she had been drinking before and during the party that Joyce was attacked at, and she woke up abruptly after drinking whisky and energy drinks the morning AG carried her to the elevator on her back.
That said, Joyce told her that AG was white and Walky told her AG was Amber, but she brushed them both off.
Just going to say that I have super-dense bones, which almost got me discharged from the army. They did let me survive getting hit with a truck 3 times, not all at once, three different times.
Did we ever find out what Jennifer thinks Dungeons & Dragons is?
Something that nerds do. With chains, costumes, and dungeons.
Some kind of LARPing probably
Not only has she seen her, she has ridden on her shoulders and then had a conversation with her.
Not only has she seen Amazi-Girl (as others have pointed out above me) but at one point Walky flat-out told her who Amazi-Girl really is.
Jennifer being Jennifer, it didn’t take.
To be entirely fair to Jennifer, I think “I’ve seen Amazi-Girl and she didn’t look like Sal” would be more compelling than “Sal’s brother says Amazi-Girl is someone else, and it’s not like a superhero’s loved ones would lie about something like that”. The combination, however, should be conclusive.
….. huh.
HUH.
Jennifer literally did a “BUT YOU SAID X”.
Well, sure, with that attitude.
Sal is totally confused now. Billifer, needs to provide more information so Sal can orient herself.
Poor Jennifer, she’s colorblind.
I read that fifth panel in Daffy’s voice. Help.
No, don’t bother. I’m going to read Jennifer in Daffy’s voice now, and no one will stop me.
Billifer just became almost bearable for me now. Thanks
She’s dethththpicable.
Break panel 3 into 3 individual images:
Panel 3a: Oh, I see how it is.
Panel 3b: *looking right at audience through 4th wall* Pronoun trouble.
Panel 3c: *looking back at Sal* Sal, was “she” anywhere near Maxwell Hall?
Perfect!
Um, only if you hear Sal as Bugs, which, i mean, maybe?
Jennifer’s interview skills are unmatched.
Darn.
There goes my fanfic notion that Sal was actually on the roof with Amazi-Girl. Which could have made this conversation all the funnier.
*plays “Sanctuary Guardians” from Earthbound on hacked muzak*
cuz Sal be like, waaaaaat? XD
From Sal’s perspective, it’s probably more like “Battle Against a Weird Opponent.”
Dammit i gotta start making use of fresher earth memes XD
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J678BsfzPg8
Jen, I think you need to call your optometrist.
Jennifer, read this:
I 8 P P
Jennifer being all confident while actually making a huge fool of herself.
With great confidence comes great wonfidence.
I know Jennifer hasn’t really seen Amazi-Girl close and in person as much as a lot of the cast, but it’s still really amusing how little Amazi-Girl and Sal share in terms of looks.
Come on, that’s not fair! They only have different heights, weights, builds, silhouettes, accents, hair colors, skin colors, hairstyles, scar tissue…
…voice pitch, dress sensibility, hair *textures*….
But neither AG nor Sal wear glasses. So they totally match up. Glasses make all the difference. That’s how we know Amber can’t be AG. Pft, can you imagine?
It worked for Superman.
… this conversation’s going to end with Sal showing Jennifer the uploaded videos of her and Amazi-Girl throwing down at the DeSantos campaign rally.
“Clearly she got someone to pose as Amazigirl to throw me off the trail. Clever. She knew I was onto her.”
That’s ridiculous. She got someone to pose as Sal.
Like a twin or something.
Where can you even get fresh seaweed in Indiana?
The Aquarium.
If only we knew someone who looks like Sal but isn’t Sal.
“She retroactively staged a fight and filmed knowing that I, months later, would come a’callin’.”
It’s genius.
Jennifer used separate level eyebrows. It’s not at all effective!
no less than 50% of the panels in this comic make for great reaction images
Jennifer you stupid donkey I love you.
I look forward to Jennifer exiting this conversation having definitely reevaluated assumptions she’s made, and coming to realize she was wrong about something, learning an important lesson about projecting how she feels about someone and snap assumptions.
where’s that panel of Amber yelling IM A TRASH GOBLIN AND I LOVE MESSES.
I get that there is some comic book logic being applied here with people not being able to -immediately- realize that Amazigirl is Amber but also god Jennifer you are so, so incredibly dumb.
Sal was seen fighting with Amazigirl many times, including at Robins political rally
I dont know who I am saying this is, Jennifer cant hear me
Jennifer can hear what other peoplea re saying, she just chooses not to.
“Are ya hitting on me??”
That would certainly be less weird that what is actually happening.
Next poll: “What’s gayer?”
1) Jennifer and Sal having sex
2) Whatever it is Jennifer and Sal are doing right now
I want to vote in this poll please
No Shot she thinks Sal, a tall black girl, is Amazi-Girl, a stocky white girl.
If journos notice a lack of certainty, they will do things like this.
Objection, your honor, leading questions make Jennifer coy!
Has Jennifer always been this dumb or has she gotten much worse recently?
Yes.
Getting dumber is a defense tactic/trauma response for some people.
I am very dense, but I only just realized that Jennifer is sold on the preconception that AG needs to be “cool” in real life as well. And, by her standards, Sal is the only cool girl in this dorm. 2+2=?
Yeeeeeuuuup. thats the nail on the head. AG is cool; Sal is the coolest person Jennifer knows.
And also I think people really discount that she *already decided* she knows who Amazi Girl is. ‘Already thinking you know the answer’ rows a lot of water irl with a lot of otherwise smart folks.
One of the previous strips they were intogether she was like making some ‘nerdy’ reference and she was liek “you could’ve just said i’d rather die” so i dont’ think sal would be ‘nerdy’ enough to know those specific references
Just toss her in the coy pond and shut the door, Sal.
I was about to Lit Major Police you, but that was good.
Off-topic: Is the Bluesky feed on the right stuck for everyone?
Yeah, it hasn’t updated since it went in.
goddammit jennifer
My favorite part of Jennifer’s story is she’s met Amazi-girl, so she has to be under the impression that if Sal was Amazi-girl she’d be doing white face.
Is Willis really going to do this? I’m not the biggest Jennifer Billingsworth fan, but is Willis going to make her, THAT dumb? Sal and Amazi Girl don’t even have the same skin tone, let alone body shape, to confuse the two. Don’t drag her down like this; she’s not a good person, but she still deserved better than this.
She been this dumb about this specific thing for years my man I don’t know where you been.
I blame all that drinking she did during Puberty. Alcohol is bad for the brain.
When you take a solid lump of dumb and toss it into a bottomless well of arrogance, a Jennifer will appear! Or was it a mass of arrogance forged in the fires of absolute dumb? hmmm….
Forged in the heart of a dumbing star…
It never fails to amuse me how dumb Jennifer is.
I mean i’m sure she didn’t appear too much in broad daylight/having a full body suit and mask but you’d think ppl knew amazigirl was white. if not know that amazigirl and sal was literally in teh same room during that rally/should ask leslie lol
Its extra notable given Sal is conscious about being darker than her brother.