Be fair! One or two of the other deeps are Vipers.
If I were less irrationally nervous of tanking I would be taking the ‘even more instant queues than usual’ gift that is two new deeps jobs and actually leveling tank jobs.
Verraise is a skill Red Mages get that resurrects a fallen party member. They’re handy in a raid because they can cast it twice in quick succession, basically saving a run in a pinch.
Adds are additional enemies summoned by a boss, to make the fight trickier. A lot of the time, they have to be killed before the boss finishes charging a huge move, or else everyone just dies instantly (known as a “wipe”).
“Comm” is short for “Commendation”, a little kudos you can give out at the end of a mission. Usually they’ll go to healers by default, for keeping everyone alive, but an especially good DPS (like the double-reviving Red Mage) will sometimes get one.
I’ve got some on my generic Android text messaging app. Most people haven’t set them. Not sure if they are inherent or dragged over from my phone contacts.
Also, Facebook Messenger has them.
Of course, I assume people here are using some new app that all the cool kids are using today, not old farts like me.
Y’know what? People keep asking me for all these impossible receipts lately, how about you tell me how Indiana isn’t part of Japan, huh? How about that fuckin’ twist for once? If you’re playing along with the fiction I’ve written, do it anyway, let’s see one of you fuckers do some world building for a change. I do all the damn work around here and get nine of the credit. I invented Celeryshipping (Walky X Tyler), I started the “Who’s Carlos?” trend in Book 9, fuck, I even rented out banner ad space for a goddamn one-off joke about Meredith’s Magical Juice a few years ago, but apparently nobody else is willing to meet me halfway and just point on a simple map of Japan to indicate which part isn’t Indi-fuckin’-ana.
I assume we’re speculation on if Sarah is using speech to text rather than Lucy. That said, I’d expect her speech to text to produce “Sarah” rather than “Sara” or a different spelling, as at least in the Midwest, that’s a much more community spelling.
If she’s not drunkenly trying to proposition (by name) someone whose number she just got and accidentally sending it to a boyfriend she’s trying to cheat on, then she’s no more than one standard deviations below the mean. That’s like D+ territory.
In fact inviting Lucy is the single worst decision anyone could have made now Walky is banging Dorothy again.
Unfortunately for her she isn’t aware of it… yet.
And they’re teenaged lightweights and that’s a huge jar of strong liquor. I’m guessing enough to give like 25 of them alcohol poisoning if they really try.
This can only end well, right? I mean what are the odds of something going wrong, and something bad happening? Surely they are going to be mature and responsible, right?
Boomer townies love posting entire screeds about irrelevant nothing or member berries under every post. They’re always full paragraphs, usually devoid of context, and littered with caps lock and ellipses for some reason. I see one regular in my local group who capitalizes every word he writes, in addition to random all-caps.
The ellipses are apparently because back in the age of pay per text, they were meant to signify thought breaks/line breaks or smth (because you weren’t going to pay to send two). Now it’s just a habit that lots of old people can’t shake.
I don’t think I even had a cell phone until right at the end of pay per text so I can’t say for certain. I remember only being allowed to make phone calls after 8 though lol.
I use punctuation in texts because I grew up with a perfectionist mother and it invaded certain parts of my life. If people want to extract some secret cranky message from that it’s a them problem, not a me problem.
I use punctuation and at least pretty good grammar in all my text communication because it helps convey thoughts clearly and with as little ambiguity as possible.
Of course, there are plenty of dumbfucks who still manage to take everything I’ve just said in the stupidest direction possible, going out of their way to get upset about their batshit bonkers interpretations, but like you said, that’s a them problem.
I used to put “um”s in my texts as a shorthand for “I’m not confident about what I’m saying”, until I learned that it comes across as “I am obnoxiously confident about what I’m saying” because people read it as “Um, actually“, even if there isn’t an “actually”.
Oh Sarah. She is trying. Bless her. I would like Sarah and Lucy to be friends for two reasons:
1. to rub it in Sarah’s face
2. to rub it in Radiah’s face
Also, maybe they could have a cute friendship.
I want Lucy and Sarah to make out. Not because they’re attracted to each other or especially curious about it, but to negate the effects of the oncoming Genesis Wave.
Who is this Sarah with 30 friends on her phone who replies to texts faster than she can think? It’s like with Neil drGrasse Tyson who turns into a different person on twitter, but not horrible. Maybe.
DoA started in 2010, so at that point the freshmen would have been born roughly in 1992 – Millennials.
Now, they would have been born in 2006 – Gen Z
Some of them originally appeared in another incarnation in Roomies! in 1997 – when they would have been born in 1979 – very late Gen X.
If this were anyone but Alpha Sweetie Lucy she might have hung up by now.
(For anyone under forty, hanging up a phone is something we used to do at the end of a call initiated when Betsy at Central gave our party line phone our signal.)
Almost 44, and can confirm! Phones used to be hung up on clicky bits that cut off the call, there was no end call button or option to leave on read. (Also, people could end calls FOR you, if they wanted to talk to you or use the phone, but depressing the clicky bits.)
And the existence of the clicky bits made the hanging up process much more final and dramatic, which was quite handy when you were angry with the person on the other end.
Yeah. “Hanging up a phone” is probably more an over-30 thing, while party lines would be more an over 60 thing (at least), though rare examples apparently hung on much longer than I’d thought.
I never saw her, but Betsy was very capable, had a mellifluous plummy contralto which could be stern when the situation called for it, and combined a friendly cordialness of someone who got to know your microemotions through your voice with professional performance.
In ye olden dayes the local telco might not yet have pulled enough pairs to give each house in some neighborhood a private pair, so several houses were wired to the same line. The central office would send out different ring patterns to indicate which subscriber should pick up. My grandparents had some number “ring two” while the other subscribers on that pair had some other ring patterns. If you picked up someone else’s ring, you could eavesdrop. If your neighbors were very talkative, it might be difficult to make a call because the line was so often in use.
There’s an example in Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation. Two local ladies are always on the line, talking about various acquaintances’ ghastly medical issues.
Betsy sat at an operator console in a windowless building (alongside rows of other operators if this was a sizable locality), facing a plugboard and a number of patch cables with which she manually made connections between subscriber lines when asked, until Anton Strowger invented self-dialling because he thought the local operator was favoring the town’s other undertaker.
There’s enough clues if you’re interested and, if not, you have lots of company.
I think party lines continued to exist well after the manual switchboard operators were gone. At least in some areas.
A similar thing in practice that I do remember was having multiple phones in the house on one phone line. Which most often caused annoying interruptions when someone else picked up the other set to make a call, but could also be useful if you wanted a family conversation with grandma or something. And of course, if you quietly picked it up you could eavesdrop
Yes, we had a party line in the 1960s which only rang when it was for us. But sometimes you’d pick up and a call was in progress. By law, if you said it was an emergency they had to hang up so you could call the operator to put you through to the police, fire dept, or ambulance service. “Call 911” was not a thing yet.
Probably an unpopular opinion, but if someone texts you, “Hey, Lucy, this is Sarah” it’s a little bit bad form to say, “I know, I have your contact information.”
Sarah’s identifying herself so keep Lucy from potentially needing to respond, “who’s this?” Bringing up that she has contact information just brings some of that awkward situation back. And it’s clearly flustered Sarah, to humorous effect. If Lucy’s goal were to be sociable, then she was a little rude. If however, her goal were to tease Sarah, because Jennifer’s in the room and she just got a “Is this Lucy?” text, then that makes more sense. Still rude, considering Lucy appointed herself teasing-police and told Sarah she didn’t have any friends when Sarah was teasing Joyce.
Perhaps. What makes it more than a very minor annoyance (if that) is that, it seems, Sarah is one of those people like me who call with a script already composed in mind, and interrupting the script derails the intended conversation. That’s why I’d much rather email than phone (or have an extended TXT conversation): if I’m knocked off-script, I have to run my human-emulator in realtime to get onto the new course of the conversation and that takes real effort.
Sarah and Lucy should be best friends. Because Sarah desperately needs someone who gets her, but doesn’t take her shit, doesn’t push at her, and doesn’t give her shit. She already has those and they’re doing their job just fine. Just needs one True Neutral in her party.
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Wow, this is up early. I usually check the site around this time to reread yesterday’s.
I like Sarah’s suitably grumpy avatar.
literally perfect Gravatar for that comment XD
I like Lucy’s suitably Starfire avatar.
And I like to think that’s just the happiest Sarah has ever looked in a photo.
for some reason i keep seein those as Starfire and Huey Freeman from the Boondocks XD
cartoon network brainrot is real
To be fair, Lucy’s avatar *is* Starfire, I believe from Teen Titans Go given the more chibi-esque art style, but it’s a bit small to tell.
I don’t know TTG except by name, but is Starfire”s personality something which screams Lucy?
Lucy’s always been a fan of Starfire, specifically Teen Titans Starfire, so yes?
Lucy’s first appearance, over in Shortpacked! was as a generic Starfire fan.
Ahh. That3s what i get for not knowing Shortpacked! very well. Time for a reread.
Starfire is almost always upbeat and positive, unless you hurt her friends, or offend her principles, then take cover.
I love to put a grumpy face in my avatar (not only here, but in my personal pics). But, often, people tells me I need to smile more)
Sarah’s trying.
She’s ver–
-satile?
Hot.
Verraising the entire raid because they didn’t bother killing adds, and probably she won’t even get a single comm off it.
Also they’re the only rezzer because all the other DPS slots are Pictomancers.
The joys of a new patch (sincere).
Be fair! One or two of the other deeps are Vipers.
If I were less irrationally nervous of tanking I would be taking the ‘even more instant queues than usual’ gift that is two new deeps jobs and actually leveling tank jobs.
I understand some of these words.
Verraise is a skill Red Mages get that resurrects a fallen party member. They’re handy in a raid because they can cast it twice in quick succession, basically saving a run in a pinch.
Adds are additional enemies summoned by a boss, to make the fight trickier. A lot of the time, they have to be killed before the boss finishes charging a huge move, or else everyone just dies instantly (known as a “wipe”).
“Comm” is short for “Commendation”, a little kudos you can give out at the end of a mission. Usually they’ll go to healers by default, for keeping everyone alive, but an especially good DPS (like the double-reviving Red Mage) will sometimes get one.
Cool, Lucy has Starfire as her avatar.
Also, what type of texting has avatars? How, can I get in on that action?
I’ve got some on my generic Android text messaging app. Most people haven’t set them. Not sure if they are inherent or dragged over from my phone contacts.
Also, Facebook Messenger has them.
Of course, I assume people here are using some new app that all the cool kids are using today, not old farts like me.
Also WhatsApp, a pretty popular message app here on latin America. (Also run by the facebook people)
Pretty sure it’s the most popular messenger in most western countries outside the US
They’re using Line. It’s common in Japan, especially around Indiana.
Wait, when did Indiana move to Japan?? I realise with the current political climate thats actually a good idea but seriously, when??
Joke.
Y’know what? People keep asking me for all these impossible receipts lately, how about you tell me how Indiana isn’t part of Japan, huh? How about that fuckin’ twist for once? If you’re playing along with the fiction I’ve written, do it anyway, let’s see one of you fuckers do some world building for a change. I do all the damn work around here and get nine of the credit. I invented Celeryshipping (Walky X Tyler), I started the “Who’s Carlos?” trend in Book 9, fuck, I even rented out banner ad space for a goddamn one-off joke about Meredith’s Magical Juice a few years ago, but apparently nobody else is willing to meet me halfway and just point on a simple map of Japan to indicate which part isn’t Indi-fuckin’-ana.
Aren’t you also the ‘it’s a phone!’ guy?
I’m not any guy you’ve ever heard of.
Meredith’s Magical Juice do get me goin ✨️
wait that’s weed right?
Japan considered annexing Indiana around 1814, but they realized they didn’t know what to do with all of that corn so they gave up the plan.
The part that’s Tokyo isn’t Indiana – it’s actually Ohio. Weird little factoid for you there.
Willis is just future-proofing
Sarah, maybe respond to what she says rather than what you are theorizing that she is thinking…
The curses of speech to text.
Is she even using speech to text, though?
The punctuation looks pretty intelligible and “Sarah” is spelled with an h, so I’d guess not.
I assume we’re speculation on if Sarah is using speech to text rather than Lucy. That said, I’d expect her speech to text to produce “Sarah” rather than “Sara” or a different spelling, as at least in the Midwest, that’s a much more community spelling.
The curses of extroversion!
Sarah, let me introduce you to your new favorite pastime, holding down the backspace key instead of hitting send.
New Lucy PFP and chat color. compare. Also, my “Lucy is still at the restaurant” theory is wrong.
Well obviously wrong because we can see her posters on the wall behind her.
I don’t know if you can fail texting but it feels like Sarah is failing.
If she’s not drunkenly trying to proposition (by name) someone whose number she just got and accidentally sending it to a boyfriend she’s trying to cheat on, then she’s no more than one standard deviations below the mean. That’s like D+ territory.
Baby steps!
GOD Lucy shut up already!
She’s yappin’ my fuckin’ ear off, over here.
I read that I’m the home safety hotline prank caller voice and god I hope you know what that means
Internet says it’s from a video game I ain’t played.
What an incredibly Sarah interaction(affectionate)
Amber and Dina are holding a party. Sarah is inviting Lucy because why?
She’s reaching out.
And because Lucy might actually know how to plan party activities.
More body’s = less alcohol per person = lower chance of disastrous decision making
At least that’s Sarah’s train of thought, it is of course flawed in that this cast of characters doesn’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
In fact inviting Lucy is the single worst decision anyone could have made now Walky is banging Dorothy again.
Unfortunately for her she isn’t aware of it… yet.
The worst decision anyone could have made? That’s just a failure of imagination on your part.
Also, the party activities that Lucy would plan are likely more orderly (and less likely to cause problems), I’m guessing.
And they’re teenaged lightweights and that’s a huge jar of strong liquor. I’m guessing enough to give like 25 of them alcohol poisoning if they really try.
Teenaged Lightweight College Doofuses
Heroes in a Half bath
It was explained in the previous few days’ comics.
because chaos
This can only end well, right? I mean what are the odds of something going wrong, and something bad happening? Surely they are going to be mature and responsible, right?
Yes. This comic is called Mature&Responsibling of Age
I’m fascinated by people who type exactly in the same way that they speak.
Do y’all not do that? Severely strange, I think it’s groovy.
They are using periods. I though using punctuation in texts was one of the signs that you are were a horrible old rude person.
No, That’s TYPING Random Words in ALL CAPS… and PAUSING… with ELLIPISES… FOR Emphasis. Alexa order corn.
Really? I didn’t know those were considered rude. I just thought they make the tone I try to convey easier to grasp.
Adding a lot of ellipses makes it look like a zombie got hold of your keyboard. Or like you’re passing out in the middle of typing.
Boomer townies love posting entire screeds about irrelevant nothing or member berries under every post. They’re always full paragraphs, usually devoid of context, and littered with caps lock and ellipses for some reason. I see one regular in my local group who capitalizes every word he writes, in addition to random all-caps.
It’s bizarre.
The ellipses are apparently because back in the age of pay per text, they were meant to signify thought breaks/line breaks or smth (because you weren’t going to pay to send two). Now it’s just a habit that lots of old people can’t shake.
I don’t think I even had a cell phone until right at the end of pay per text so I can’t say for certain. I remember only being allowed to make phone calls after 8 though lol.
People who know me understand my ellipses. People who don’t know me won’t be getting TXTs from me.
Yes, I’m old. What’cha gonna do about it?
One of my white-ass boomer relatives does the all-caps thing because they have poor eyesight and don’t know how to make the font bigger, apparently.
They’re also a shadow-Trumper who wound up in Facebook jail repeatedly 9-9
The real curve ball is to “put” certain “words” in quotation “marks” like you’re “being” cheeky, when there’s “no” actual reason f”o”r doing it.
I “went” to the “store” today
Like, why is that in quotes? Were you at home?
Too bad for whoever. I write TXTs the same way I write (short) letters or research papers.
I use punctuation in texts because I grew up with a perfectionist mother and it invaded certain parts of my life. If people want to extract some secret cranky message from that it’s a them problem, not a me problem.
I use punctuation and at least pretty good grammar in all my text communication because it helps convey thoughts clearly and with as little ambiguity as possible.
Of course, there are plenty of dumbfucks who still manage to take everything I’ve just said in the stupidest direction possible, going out of their way to get upset about their batshit bonkers interpretations, but like you said, that’s a them problem.
I use punctuation because it just looks bad if I don’t, and people who don’t like it don’t matter.
Strongly agree.
Sometimes, no matter how clear the communication, some people will find a way to hurt their own feelings anyway.
I used to put “um”s in my texts as a shorthand for “I’m not confident about what I’m saying”, until I learned that it comes across as “I am obnoxiously confident about what I’m saying” because people read it as “Um, actually“, even if there isn’t an “actually”.
Very cute Lucy faces in this one 😀
Sarah needs a drink to do this. Party starts early!
I wonder if she is doing this through voice typing for her, or if she is just… manually typing all of this awkwardness.
It’s a social interaction, and Sarah doesn’t do social interaction. Even typing things out manually she’s still going to thumble it.
Sarah is secretly adorable.
It’s not a well-kept secret.
“Reluctantly adorable”, then?
Violently adorable. Baka.
“Wait, what??? Phone, stop typing everything I say!”
Oh Sarah. She is trying. Bless her. I would like Sarah and Lucy to be friends for two reasons:
1. to rub it in Sarah’s face
2. to rub it in Radiah’s face
Also, maybe they could have a cute friendship.
I really hope Lucy has some self respect and tells Sarah to go away (I want Lucy to tell Sarah else…)
Dangnabbit I mean tell Sarah something else
I want Lucy and Sarah to make out. Not because they’re attracted to each other or especially curious about it, but to negate the effects of the oncoming Genesis Wave.
I want Lucy and Sarah to make out. Send comment.
Odd thought: What does Lucy think of the HBO TITANS Starfire?
There are two styles of texters.
Tag yourself I’m a Sarah
Rookie move, Sarah. The whole point of texting is that you can leave the other person on “typing…” while you wrestle your inner demons.
Who is this Sarah with 30 friends on her phone who replies to texts faster than she can think? It’s like with Neil drGrasse Tyson who turns into a different person on twitter, but not horrible. Maybe.
I’m not sure if this is the only correct version of starfire or a fake traitorous one
How can somebody be so good at phone calls, but so bad at text messages?
https://www.dumbingofage.com/dozen/
I think that just be masking. I’m assuming it’s afternoon and that’s why she don’t got too many spoons for it
Yep. Also, that’s her screening someone else’s calls, this is her actually reaching out to someone while representing herself.
That was good at a phone call. This was better.
Because that was being polite to a parent, and this is interacting with a member of her own generation. Very different skillsets.
lol by the time she comes over everyone’s gonna be buzzed haha
She’s trying. God help her, she’s trying.
Total non-sequitur: what gen were these kids at the beginning, and what are they now?
They were on Black & White, so Fifth Gen. Now they’re on Scarlet & Violet, which makes them Ninth Gen.
DoA started in 2010, so at that point the freshmen would have been born roughly in 1992 – Millennials.
Now, they would have been born in 2006 – Gen Z
Some of them originally appeared in another incarnation in Roomies! in 1997 – when they would have been born in 1979 – very late Gen X.
Robin is still a millennial, but not for long.
I wonder if Lucy is thinking
“Is she a Tsundere? One of those particularly violent and aggressive ones?”
In case anyone interested because of *recent events* in-comic,
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Sarah how are you so bad at this
If this were anyone but Alpha Sweetie Lucy she might have hung up by now.
(For anyone under forty, hanging up a phone is something we used to do at the end of a call initiated when Betsy at Central gave our party line phone our signal.)
Almost 44, and can confirm! Phones used to be hung up on clicky bits that cut off the call, there was no end call button or option to leave on read. (Also, people could end calls FOR you, if they wanted to talk to you or use the phone, but depressing the clicky bits.)
And the existence of the clicky bits made the hanging up process much more final and dramatic, which was quite handy when you were angry with the person on the other end.
Under 30 here, landline phones still existed and were common until at least 2010
Just finished your comment, party lines were not lol
Yeah. “Hanging up a phone” is probably more an over-30 thing, while party lines would be more an over 60 thing (at least), though rare examples apparently hung on much longer than I’d thought.
Idk what a party line is, but I’m only 30 and I’ve hung up a phone hundreds of times. Was Betsy hot?
I never saw her, but Betsy was very capable, had a mellifluous plummy contralto which could be stern when the situation called for it, and combined a friendly cordialness of someone who got to know your microemotions through your voice with professional performance.
All those add up to appealing for many.
In ye olden dayes the local telco might not yet have pulled enough pairs to give each house in some neighborhood a private pair, so several houses were wired to the same line. The central office would send out different ring patterns to indicate which subscriber should pick up. My grandparents had some number “ring two” while the other subscribers on that pair had some other ring patterns. If you picked up someone else’s ring, you could eavesdrop. If your neighbors were very talkative, it might be difficult to make a call because the line was so often in use.
There’s an example in Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation. Two local ladies are always on the line, talking about various acquaintances’ ghastly medical issues.
Betsy sat at an operator console in a windowless building (alongside rows of other operators if this was a sizable locality), facing a plugboard and a number of patch cables with which she manually made connections between subscriber lines when asked, until Anton Strowger invented self-dialling because he thought the local operator was favoring the town’s other undertaker.
There’s enough clues if you’re interested and, if not, you have lots of company.
I think party lines continued to exist well after the manual switchboard operators were gone. At least in some areas.
A similar thing in practice that I do remember was having multiple phones in the house on one phone line. Which most often caused annoying interruptions when someone else picked up the other set to make a call, but could also be useful if you wanted a family conversation with grandma or something. And of course, if you quietly picked it up you could eavesdrop
Yes, we had a party line in the 1960s which only rang when it was for us. But sometimes you’d pick up and a call was in progress. By law, if you said it was an emergency they had to hang up so you could call the operator to put you through to the police, fire dept, or ambulance service. “Call 911” was not a thing yet.
I don’t think it has ever been possible to “hang up” from a text message though.
Hello again to my sweet people pleaser princess of the nerds
[Insert The Happening reference here]
Probably an unpopular opinion, but if someone texts you, “Hey, Lucy, this is Sarah” it’s a little bit bad form to say, “I know, I have your contact information.”
Sarah’s identifying herself so keep Lucy from potentially needing to respond, “who’s this?” Bringing up that she has contact information just brings some of that awkward situation back. And it’s clearly flustered Sarah, to humorous effect. If Lucy’s goal were to be sociable, then she was a little rude. If however, her goal were to tease Sarah, because Jennifer’s in the room and she just got a “Is this Lucy?” text, then that makes more sense. Still rude, considering Lucy appointed herself teasing-police and told Sarah she didn’t have any friends when Sarah was teasing Joyce.
She opened the text conversation the way she would have if it was verbal.
Perhaps. What makes it more than a very minor annoyance (if that) is that, it seems, Sarah is one of those people like me who call with a script already composed in mind, and interrupting the script derails the intended conversation. That’s why I’d much rather email than phone (or have an extended TXT conversation): if I’m knocked off-script, I have to run my human-emulator in realtime to get onto the new course of the conversation and that takes real effort.
yeah it’s not the friendliest way to respond but I think it’s on purpose
She’ll get there, Lucy. Eventually.
Give me a sec
Sarah and Lucy should be best friends. Because Sarah desperately needs someone who gets her, but doesn’t take her shit, doesn’t push at her, and doesn’t give her shit. She already has those and they’re doing their job just fine. Just needs one True Neutral in her party.