I’ll take Linda over whatever the f**k Joyce’s mom is supposed to be ANY day of the week! Lest we forget that dear ol’ funndie Mummy said it would’ve been ok if the kids got hurt or worse, so long as ToeDad was devout to his Lord & Savior.
A pledge for the children of evil moms club: A buddy’s mom, the least of her hurts was kicking him out at ten years of age. 10! Thankfully his dad had left years prior and was a loving and supportive parent.
Ruth is canonically bi, but I also feel like two people of opposite sex should be able to have a conversation without people assuming it will lead to banging just in general.
Clif, in the font used when I view this in Firefox where I am right this moment, you name required me to look at it like 5 times, before I was sure it was an F…. Just FYA 🙂
…. okay, either you are both talking about different obscure things, or you’re talking about the same thing and both misspelling it, or only one of you is misspelling it and and it’s still so obscure that Google doesn’t know the real word and thinks it’s amatonormativity when it isn’t.
In any case, I’m going to wander off to the corner, secure in the knowledge that this conversation isn’t for my benefit, and stay there until and unless someone links a definition.
You’re not wrong, but this is comics land, where we must show, not tell. If two characters are going to hook up, it’s worth the time to show it so it doesn’t come out of nowhere (unless that’s the idea).
I think in real life it makes logical sense to not jump to conclusions in this span of time, but in comics it also makes sense to see if they’d want to bang based on stuff like “would this be an interesting plot twist” or “does this look like how the creator has set up couples in the past”
SIRKSOMEi acpretiate the sentiment, but, onely, Ruth is bent on getting herself laid and twoly she’s drunking and fourly it WOULD make a internesting twist.
disclamer,i have yet to caffeine
so
sorry for word problims
definately and this from a grumpy old not right in the head genX…who is not functioning clearly this am. What is everyone doing on my lawn. Can’t people just have a conversation without, AHHHH. I give up, humans suck. I’m gonna be a dog the rest of the day.
This.
While friendship and romance are not in any way mutually exclusive, I don’t see any indication that either of these people finds the other particularly attractive.
Yeah I’m feeling it between these two more. Thing is, Daisy would require more character growth for Ruth, right? I mean given the “I have to fuck a nice person” comment. While she and Jason are more on a level. Which I think is what Willis is going for here. I definitely sense more chemistry between the two of them and ship it.
Magnets work by contributing enough to the Kickstarter that Willis sends you some. I don’t think he’s done any Evil Dad magnets though, so jury’s out on how those would work.
Maybe Willis sends you Blaine if you don’t contribute. It’s like getting a dead fish from a mob boss.
I was conflicted about that. On the one hand, I thought it was funny that the Leafs blew it in the playoffs. Again. On the other, I really hate the Canadiens.
I feel I should mention that even though technically Jason got fired for boffing a student he really got fired because Penny lied about him boffing a student. It’s just a coincidence she was right. I only bring this up because Penny is unambiguously awful and I need people to remember that if she ever shows up again. Jason did deserve to be fired though.
That he actually was slap-jackin’ and honky tonkin’ was part of why he couldn’t argue it and keep his position though. Especially after saying “how did you know about that?” to Penny
Yeah but that scene didn’t really make any sense. Supposedly he would have had to “mount a counterargument with the affected student”. First of all, what does that even mean. Are you just supposed to Bill Clinton it up and say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”? But anyway, if Penny was just making stuff up, didn’t really know it was Sal, then who is the affected student supposed to be?
I think in that situation, since Penny made a claim with no proof, Jason could’ve denied it, but since he did actually sleep with a student he just chose not to out of good conscience. Either that or Penny is really good at guessing based on the one time she saw Sal and Jason together. She even asked if they were going to bang: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/crackin/
Also just to continue the point of Penny being awful, but considering she admitted she thought she was lying about the whole thing, that means she was also willing to drag Sal, a student’s name through the mud just to screw over Jason which is pretty terrible.
On the point of Penny and whether Sal’s name came up – Jason said he gave Sal’s stuff to another TA to grade. My guess is that was Penny’s. If Sal’s name did come up, I’m guessing it’d be from that.
From what I remember, he didn’t even try to. He probably could have, and I don’t really think Sal would have *wanted* to get him fired, but Jason took his medicine on it.
Walkiverse Dargon and Dumbiverse Dargon are the same person. He faked his death in It’s Walky, escaped to another universe, kidnapped that universe’s baby Jason, and escaped to the Dumbiverse.
He didn’t need to kidnap baby Jason, of course. He did it because he’s a dick.
…actually, specifically kidnapping a Jason not native to the Dumbiverse would probably be advantageous to Dargon’s plans, if the Dumbiverse has its own version of the Wanderer/Cheese. I doubt it has one, but considering what happened last time I could see Dargon being extra cautious.
…honestly, despite the lack of sci-fi elements in DoA, I kinda like to imagine that Alan is still an Alien in this universe. Just because it’s funny to me. I’m in love with the idea that he’s the only Alien in the universe, and that it makes no sense for him to be an Alien or to be there, but there he is anyway. For the lulz.
Well, it looks like she’s only taken two shots. Don’t get me wrong, I know she’s an alchoholic and “anything is too much” but if she gets pulled away now the night’s still salvageable. I’m just kind of rooting for Ruth (if at least 1 person) can get some significant growth out of all of this. I’d really love to see her recover properly.
The question is, how much tolerance does she have left? She’s (hopefully) abstained or severely cut back for weeks, and she’s on medication. I don’t think a couple shots will put her flat on her back unless she’s become a Walky-class lightweight, but the fact that she feels like she has to drink to justify dating is worrhing.
Same. He found me at one point … but I blew him off, because what use is some random stranger that happened to bang my mom twenty-odd years ago (at the time, now it’s well into the mid-thirties)?
My dad’s perfectly fine but childhood trauma (that had absolutely nothing to do with him) that effectively ruined my trust in male relatives made it so that I’m veeeery uncomfortable around hi
Honestly, I would say “let’s just lock all the villains in a room together and see what happens,” but that would mean locking at least three women in a room with Ryan, which is going way too fucking far.
Actually Ryan has proved that he’s such a punk bongo that he resorts to drugging women and he’s already had his ass kicked by women multiple times in fair fights. I think he should actually be scared if he were locked in a room with three women.
also at this point Druggo McStabbed has been quite thoroughly eviscerated, and is probably enjoying a whole host of nasty complications from that injury that will haunt him until he dies
I know, right? It’s like the vast majority of parental figures are misguided, authoritative, at times even abusive adults who have convinced themselves that what they’re doing is right and that they know what’s best for their children but ultimately end up doing more harm than good.
Ruth did catch her dad (Dick Lesse in the Walkyverse, presumably Dick Lessick in the Dumbiverse) cheating on her mom with Billie’s in the Walkyverse, so if that carried over to the Dumbiverse in some capacity – and Clint did refer to her father as “unfaithful” and implied that Jennifer was her father’s “type” here in the Dumbiverse – then…for a certain definition of “evil”?
Not that cheating on your spouse is on the same level as kidnapping your daughter or attempting to murder her friends, but still. Cheating ain’t cool.
Maybe if men would teach each other how to be a fucking parent and also be receptive to the same learning themselves, this stupid planet wouldn’t be on fire.
I realise Jason’s accent is likely to be more significantly different from the Americans’ accents than Ruth’s is, but why does no-one ever remark on Ruth’s? “Oh, you’re Canadian” should be the first thing anyone meeting her says after she speaks, but apparently only being English is interesting enough to comment on.
Historically, (so I read somewhere sometime), news anchors actually emulated neutral canadian accents in order to be understood by the broadest base of american listeners. (it would also free them from regional favouritism / not being liked by a particular region, because we hate shelbyville)
Maybe it’s from watching too many Canadian YouTubers, or beause I live in New England, but I don’t automatically pick out an accent as specifically “Canadian” unless they’re Quebecois or hamming up those stereotypical patterns like you hear from Wisconsin don’cha know.
Then again, I’m used to hearing everyone talk like Mahk Wahlberg so take that as you may.
Hay dere, you makin’ fun of our Wisconsin accents dere? At least you aina makin’ fun a dem yoopers, ‘ey? (“Don’cha know” is more a Minnasoda ting, though cheeseheads do it too.)
Are you urban perchance? Cities seem to wash accents out as they get larger. Also, to expand on my earlier point, we may also sound like neutral americain due to the amount of cultural T.V. /hollywood influence.
The secret that nobody’s willing to tell you, the secret The Libs don’t want you to know, is that Canadians are all actually from a lab in Kentucky. That’s why they’re all Frenchy.
I don’t think it would be noticeable unless she was Quebecois (in which case they’d probably guess France) or very Newfie (or, I suppose, very intentionally talking with a lot of canadian intonations and slang). Otherwise most Canadian accents, while not identical across the country, are pretty equivalent to one american accent or another.
And having lived there, the Newfie accent is 19th century rural Irish, from when the English dumped a shitload of people in Northern Ireland and ran the people living there off to Canada…
Atlantic Canadian accents (Acadian, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia and NB/PEI) generally are noticeable to both Canadians and Americans unless the person is able to code switch to a middle Canada accent. When I speak with my native accent (mainly rural NS with a dash of German and Metis) people have a hard time placing where I am from exactly but can tell right away I am Canadian. I can and do code switch to a more Central Canadian accent for work because it’s easier to get taken seriously in my profession if I don’t sound like a hick from the back of beyond.
Only since 16 or so. Longer, but most of her growing up was done in Canada.
Though, with her mother at least being American, she might not have picked up as much of an accent as she otherwise would have.
But being of British descent, he has a better-than-average chance of being an effective supervillain. I’m thinking along the lines of being one of the members of Ernst Stavros Blofeld’s board in SPECTRE, for example.
Seems Daisy failed in this date from start if you would think about it how Diasy was presented and dismissed and we will get drunk Ruth banging Jason instead seeing where it is going when Daisy is taking extra long number 2.
They’re not that identical – other than in the briefest summary version. Ruth wasn’t actually fired. Ruth & Jennifer was an actual relationship, not just sex for grades. Jason’s not an orphan. Clint’s just an abuser not a supervillain.
Sometimes a caustic reaction allows two things to bond together in ways that cannot be achieved by mere proximity. As a lock rusts shut, two iron plates can be functionally stuck together with the application of a small amount of slightly acid water. The resultant rust may not make a strong bond, and would not be used for industry, but the pieces will be stuck together for a typical person’s perspective.
I’d be shipping Ruth and Jason based on this little, but then I fear Daisy would be all upset and say something ugly about bisexuals :C When really, getting drunk during her bathroom break is shitty enough.
Willis lampshading his plotting tendencies just a little. A certain SF writer,, who I stopped reading before he publicly became a raging homophobe, has or had a thing with his protagonists’ brothers being evil.
If he is who I think he is, his homophobia & sexism showed up very plainly in even his first book if you’re one of the groups he’s bigoted against, and/or raised as one of said groups. The sexism is more apparent than the homophobia, tbh.
(I liked his first few books as a kid and reread it for nostalgia basically just before his homophobia hit mainstream news and it was like WOW the sexism, racism, and homophobia is NOT subtle and became less subtle the later in the series you went, so why were ppl surprised when he let his bigot flag fly openly?)
Never really struck me before now, but Jason is the son of a supervillain and he’s now working for Galasso – are we building up to a supervillain confrontation?
If you’re talking about Joyce’s dad, his ability to switch churches, and recognize the faults of his faith, pretty strongly indicates that he’s not at the ‘end’ of the faith spectrum. If the other is Mr. Dina, well, there’s not a /lot/ of travel on the atheist side of things, and he really doesn’t come across as extreme. Generally if you don’t have faith, you just don’t, and it ceases to be something you consider much. Which is not to say that there aren’t radical atheists. They make usefully energizing electrodes for campaiging for the seperation of church and state.
Regardless of who you meant though, I find radicals of any sort tend to make pretty shit parents. Their belief in whatever they’ve radicalized to, tends to make them prioritize their ‘mission’ over their children’s interests, and/or try and indoctrinate their children into their world-view. I kinda suspect I took your meaning of ‘ends’ further than you meant though.
Really hope this doesn’t lead to Ruth drinking more again. I mean, it’d be nice if she could get a healthy relationship to alcohol, but like, she was an alcoholic a few months ago. Not sure if someone should be offering her whiskey, even if she is legal now.
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It’s okay you guys, Joyce can offer the alternative: an evil mom.
She and Ethan had that much in common. That plus being into dudes.
Do not forget Linda Walkerton.
I’ll take Linda over whatever the f**k Joyce’s mom is supposed to be ANY day of the week! Lest we forget that dear ol’ funndie Mummy said it would’ve been ok if the kids got hurt or worse, so long as ToeDad was devout to his Lord & Savior.
A pledge for the children of evil moms club: A buddy’s mom, the least of her hurts was kicking him out at ten years of age. 10! Thankfully his dad had left years prior and was a loving and supportive parent.
Every time I think I’ve been a terrible father I stumble across a story like that and suddenly I’m Father of the Year again….
Believe me when I say that if you are even having the thought train of concern about your quality as a parent, you are not a terrible father
At least, not the most terrible, anyway
You’re at least close enough to average or better that you’re reflecting on your choices, which is the Avenue of improvement.
And Ruth can offer an evil grandpa!
Between the last two strips I almost see more chemistry Ruth/Jason than Ruth/Daisy. Do we know if Ruth is bi or not?
I believe Willis once said that she is.
He once posted an image of Danny/Jennifer/Ruth for Bisexual Visibility Day, so yeah.
We know she dated a boy in highschool, but that’s not conclusive evidence. Most lesbians I know did, myself included
Ruth is canonically bi, but I also feel like two people of opposite sex should be able to have a conversation without people assuming it will lead to banging just in general.
We can’t be having that kind of talk around here. You are hereby ordered to go think lustful thoughts about somebody inappropriate.
Is it okay then to assume that any conversation between people of the same sex leads to banging?
Conversation leads to having words.
Having words leads to anger.
Anger leads to having sex.
QED.
Any conversation, of any sort, between any number of people, automatically leads to them all banging. (At least in someone’s fanfiction.)
Or Pixie Trix Comix
Unless you’re Nina.
Yeah, I have some bad news about Nina.
Yelling Bird was right all along.
I’ll allow it.
Clif, in the font used when I view this in Firefox where I am right this moment, you name required me to look at it like 5 times, before I was sure it was an F…. Just FYA 🙂
No. YOU are hereby ordered to go think about the harmfulness of amatornormativity and compulsory sexuality.
I’m not actually sure that compulsory sexuality is actually amaternormative. Given amaternormativity, compulsion would be unnecessary.
…. okay, either you are both talking about different obscure things, or you’re talking about the same thing and both misspelling it, or only one of you is misspelling it and and it’s still so obscure that Google doesn’t know the real word and thinks it’s amatonormativity when it isn’t.
In any case, I’m going to wander off to the corner, secure in the knowledge that this conversation isn’t for my benefit, and stay there until and unless someone links a definition.
It’s tomatonormativity, it’s about regulations for packaging vegetables.
Anamalonormativity?
Anomolonormativity is the thing the SCP Foundation is trying to prevent.
Here you go
Oh thank God that worked
So it IS amatonormativity. Thanks.
That is one creepy avatar accompanying that comment
Of course they can.
But if the orientations match up….
Well.
You’re not wrong, but this is comics land, where we must show, not tell. If two characters are going to hook up, it’s worth the time to show it so it doesn’t come out of nowhere (unless that’s the idea).
Good point.
I think in real life it makes logical sense to not jump to conclusions in this span of time, but in comics it also makes sense to see if they’d want to bang based on stuff like “would this be an interesting plot twist” or “does this look like how the creator has set up couples in the past”
SIRKSOMEi acpretiate the sentiment, but, onely, Ruth is bent on getting herself laid and twoly she’s drunking and fourly it WOULD make a internesting twist.
disclamer,i have yet to caffeine
so
sorry for word problims
One of the basis of the Bechdel test.
I love how bi-erasure is a real and very serious thing, except in modern popular entertainment, where everyone is assumed to be bisexual and slutty.
IMO, that’s because a lot of fans are very thirsty.
definately and this from a grumpy old not right in the head genX…who is not functioning clearly this am. What is everyone doing on my lawn. Can’t people just have a conversation without, AHHHH. I give up, humans suck. I’m gonna be a dog the rest of the day.
Yeah, Ruth is bi, it just hasn’t come up as often as with Jennifer or Danny.
She has basically said so.
I’m not seeing the chemistry. They have things to talk about, but the emotion seems neutral.
This.
While friendship and romance are not in any way mutually exclusive, I don’t see any indication that either of these people finds the other particularly attractive.
I’m really glad those things aren’t mutually exclusive. If they were, the Abides household would feel incredibly awkward.
I just hope Daisy doesn’t get the wrong idea when she gets back. She might run away heartbroken by the scenario that plays out in her head.
Normally I’d agree.
But Ruth’s insulting him and those insults are landing, and apparently that’s some mix of flirtation and foreplay for her.
I think they should be friends.
Yeah I’m feeling it between these two more. Thing is, Daisy would require more character growth for Ruth, right? I mean given the “I have to fuck a nice person” comment. While she and Jason are more on a level. Which I think is what Willis is going for here. I definitely sense more chemistry between the two of them and ship it.
Ruth’s bi. So why not both? “V” polyamory for the win.
Oh dear. The alcohol is interacting with Ruth’s meds and allowing her to peer through the fourth wall.
Same thing happened when Animal Man took peyote.
Ruth is spying on us.
how dare she!!! wait are we spying on her tho
Yes.
How dare we.
Evil dads are kind of theme. So much so I’m surprised regular dads aren’t offended.
Hank would be, but he’s dealing with a lot right now. And Mr. Saruyama is kind of hard to read.
I was worried that we had run out of evil dads. I forgot we have Jason’s in reserve.
Both of his eyes are intact and functional, he just wears an eye patch for the look.
That’s how you know he’s evil.
Ruth’s dad is dead, but seems like he was okay. Maybe a poor driver.
Nah cuz he was killed by a drunk driver. No amount of good driving can account for that
I think Dina’s dad and Dina share more than just a last name.
What, like 50% of their chromosomes?
I’ve missed Jason
Maybe you need a more accurate weapon.
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conventional typographical represention of laughter!
…. but writing all that out is a decidedly UNCONVENTIONAL typographic representation of laughter…
ITYM LOL ROFLMAO |D
Now Ruth is just channeling the readers
She speaks for all of us.
EVIL DADS (and magnets)
How do they fuckin work?!?
Magnets work by contributing enough to the Kickstarter that Willis sends you some. I don’t think he’s done any Evil Dad magnets though, so jury’s out on how those would work.
Maybe Willis sends you Blaine if you don’t contribute. It’s like getting a dead fish from a mob boss.
Does that mean a Ross magnet is the equivalent of finding a horse head in your bed?
Not the end of a horse he reminds me of.
HoofDad?
Nice fridge you’ve got there. Shame if anything should happen to it.
My fridge? I thought it was your fridge.
Careful, I might have to sic Dinsdale on you.
I just want printable Blaine and Toedead standees, because plastic-y magnets don’t burn as nicely as paper.
With every strip the ‘Ruth/Jason’ idea becomes more plausible and I don’t think I like that
I hate that I don’t hate it.
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“Hand over the whole bottle”
“And that bowl of pineapple slices over there”
Leafs blew a 3 to 1 lead? Pain. Gimme more hooch.
I tempted to make a T-shirt that day “All I need to know about the Leafs is what I learned through webcomics”
I was conflicted about that. On the one hand, I thought it was funny that the Leafs blew it in the playoffs. Again. On the other, I really hate the Canadiens.
Like I said the other night: Those motherfuckers.
Oh Cheese I hope this isn’t going where I think this is going
…Poor Daisy.
Daisy needs to be with someone who doesn’t need to be with booze to be with daisy. It’s… possibly for the best.
Daisy will lose the battle (date) but win the war (healthy relationship).
… how does that get Daisy a healthy relationship?
*plays “Love On the Rocks” on the jukebox*
*followed by Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song”*
seriously, what is it with evil dads, sheesh
Starting to feel kinda grateful I never knew mine
You had an evil dad?
More like a non existent one. Never was able to find out if he’d be evil or not, nor have I really cared much about him one way or the other
No potential for sex with those two. Neither of them has any authority over the other.
Jason has authority on cutting Ruth off. Think that’s enough?
Nope. She can walk into any bar or grocery store for alcohol.
oof.
I feel I should mention that even though technically Jason got fired for boffing a student he really got fired because Penny lied about him boffing a student. It’s just a coincidence she was right. I only bring this up because Penny is unambiguously awful and I need people to remember that if she ever shows up again. Jason did deserve to be fired though.
That he actually was slap-jackin’ and honky tonkin’ was part of why he couldn’t argue it and keep his position though. Especially after saying “how did you know about that?” to Penny
Yeah but that scene didn’t really make any sense. Supposedly he would have had to “mount a counterargument with the affected student”. First of all, what does that even mean. Are you just supposed to Bill Clinton it up and say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”? But anyway, if Penny was just making stuff up, didn’t really know it was Sal, then who is the affected student supposed to be?
I think in that situation, since Penny made a claim with no proof, Jason could’ve denied it, but since he did actually sleep with a student he just chose not to out of good conscience. Either that or Penny is really good at guessing based on the one time she saw Sal and Jason together. She even asked if they were going to bang:
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/crackin/
A couple of issues later we had this infamous strip:
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/manhood/
At the risk of appearing stupid, I’m not sure what the relevant context of this strip is?
No context, I just really like that strip
Also just to continue the point of Penny being awful, but considering she admitted she thought she was lying about the whole thing, that means she was also willing to drag Sal, a student’s name through the mud just to screw over Jason which is pretty terrible.
On the point of Penny and whether Sal’s name came up – Jason said he gave Sal’s stuff to another TA to grade. My guess is that was Penny’s. If Sal’s name did come up, I’m guessing it’d be from that.
Also, did she not readily admit to doing the same herself? To then turn in a colleague like that is very hypocritical.
She turned in Jason out of spite because she herself had been caught. The hypocrisy was deliberate.
“Spite(tm)”: It’s Like Hypocrisy, But Honest!
From what I remember, he didn’t even try to. He probably could have, and I don’t really think Sal would have *wanted* to get him fired, but Jason took his medicine on it.
I want to know more about Dumbingverse Dargon, considering that Blaine and Ross got even more evil and Dargon’s base level is cartoon supervillain.
He jacked up the price of prescription meds after buying the patents and is using that money to lobby to privatize the NHS. Evil enough for ya?
Walkiverse Dargon and Dumbiverse Dargon are the same person. He faked his death in It’s Walky, escaped to another universe, kidnapped that universe’s baby Jason, and escaped to the Dumbiverse.
He didn’t need to kidnap baby Jason, of course. He did it because he’s a dick.
…actually, specifically kidnapping a Jason not native to the Dumbiverse would probably be advantageous to Dargon’s plans, if the Dumbiverse has its own version of the Wanderer/Cheese. I doubt it has one, but considering what happened last time I could see Dargon being extra cautious.
…honestly, despite the lack of sci-fi elements in DoA, I kinda like to imagine that Alan is still an Alien in this universe. Just because it’s funny to me. I’m in love with the idea that he’s the only Alien in the universe, and that it makes no sense for him to be an Alien or to be there, but there he is anyway. For the lulz.
This is the sort of thing I was looking for. My thought on reading this was “oh crap, this was just a Roomies! slow burn, wasn’t it?”
That said I like the idea that Dargon shifted universes again and didn’t bother to tell his child this time. Penny is in on it, of course.
I’m gonna assume in the Dumbiverse Dargon’s some rich asshole CEO like Bezos or Musk or something like that.
Maybe he actually does have power and influence, but doesn’t want attention so he can pull strings from the shadows forever.
Known facts about Dumbiverse’s Dargon: he wears an eyepatch.
It’s Leslie and Anna all over again
Ruth’s gotta stop drinking but she definitely has to finish this conversation.
Unfortunately I’m seeing this ending in Daisy helping her get home, then going home alone.
That would be rather sweet, actually. I’m rooting for this now.
Might be the least bad outcome, anyway.
Well, it looks like she’s only taken two shots. Don’t get me wrong, I know she’s an alchoholic and “anything is too much” but if she gets pulled away now the night’s still salvageable. I’m just kind of rooting for Ruth (if at least 1 person) can get some significant growth out of all of this. I’d really love to see her recover properly.
The question is, how much tolerance does she have left? She’s (hopefully) abstained or severely cut back for weeks, and she’s on medication. I don’t think a couple shots will put her flat on her back unless she’s become a Walky-class lightweight, but the fact that she feels like she has to drink to justify dating is worrhing.
Oh, yeah, her mental state in general is troublesome enough. I just don’t want to see her slip back into that so soon into the time skip.
And of course, tolerance can fluctuate even on the day to day and we don’t know how strong the whiskey is.
Daisy will have a great date. On their second date she’ll tell Ruth all about it.
Ok well which of the books are we making THAT the title of, it could be dang near any!!!
I want more dad supervillain fights!
Daisy’s taking a long poop.
Taking it where?
A better place than you took this conversation, jeez
I just can’t resist toilet humour
The bathroom, I hope.
My dad’s not Evil. He just left before I was born! He’s neutral at worst. I’ve met him. Chill dude. Bad at being a dad but chill dude.
My dad wasn’t a bad dad, had an…interesting take on human sexuality to be sure
My dad checked out after the first five years but I wouldn’t call him a bad dude. But the bar for bad dad is pretty high at IU apparently.
And look how many Dads top it. It’s like they take evil as a challenge, not something to be avoided.
Mostly the same with me, but I’ve never met my father. I’ve never really cared about meeting him.
Same. He found me at one point … but I blew him off, because what use is some random stranger that happened to bang my mom twenty-odd years ago (at the time, now it’s well into the mid-thirties)?
No idea who my bio father was but holy balls was my adoptive father a nasty piece of work.
(So was his wife. But he was worse.)
My dad’s perfectly fine but childhood trauma (that had absolutely nothing to do with him) that effectively ruined my trust in male relatives made it so that I’m veeeery uncomfortable around hi
So, obviously Clint and Jason’s dad should have a hammer fight.
Honestly, I would say “let’s just lock all the villains in a room together and see what happens,” but that would mean locking at least three women in a room with Ryan, which is going way too fucking far.
Actually Ryan has proved that he’s such a punk bongo that he resorts to drugging women and he’s already had his ass kicked by women multiple times in fair fights. I think he should actually be scared if he were locked in a room with three women.
also at this point Druggo McStabbed has been quite thoroughly eviscerated, and is probably enjoying a whole host of nasty complications from that injury that will haunt him until he dies
What’s a bucket of confetti capable of that’s so bad?
Since I choose to believe Scarface is still confined to a hospital bed, I’m not as opposed to that as I otherwise might be.
Dragging Blaine and Ross in and leaving them on the floor is a little tacky though.
I’m fully expecting Jason’s dad in this universe to just be like…
Lex Luthor.
Hidden rayguns and robots and everything.
Jason/Ruth might happen but Ruth or Jason will realize they are to alike and don’t want to face that kind of thing.
I know, right? It’s like the vast majority of parental figures are misguided, authoritative, at times even abusive adults who have convinced themselves that what they’re doing is right and that they know what’s best for their children but ultimately end up doing more harm than good.
Not exactly sure what Ruth is referring to, Her Dad wasn’t evil, he just had the bad taste to get killed in a car crash. Or am I wrong again?
I think she’s talking about her grandfather here, who is not literally her evil dad but is effectively acting as one.
That, plus I think she’s also referring to Ross and Blaine, since she probably knows about most of the shit they did.
And technically, an evil grandfather started out as an evil dad. An evil step-dad, at least.
No, but her dad’s dad is a nasty fucking piece of work
Clint is her maternal grandfather.
Yup.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/wretched/
Ooh! And while on this little archive binge, I think I found a rare Bloodrose appearance!
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/dynamite/
Ruth did catch her dad (Dick Lesse in the Walkyverse, presumably Dick Lessick in the Dumbiverse) cheating on her mom with Billie’s in the Walkyverse, so if that carried over to the Dumbiverse in some capacity – and Clint did refer to her father as “unfaithful” and implied that Jennifer was her father’s “type” here in the Dumbiverse – then…for a certain definition of “evil”?
Not that cheating on your spouse is on the same level as kidnapping your daughter or attempting to murder her friends, but still. Cheating ain’t cool.
Soooooo…. I’m kinda shipping Ruth and Jason and I don’t know how to feel about this…
Re-rolling my grav. I don’t really like Roz.
Not feeling Amber today.
Yeah, I’m calling it, Ruth and Jason fuck while Daisy is pooping.
So either Daisy is having a monster shit, or Jason’s stamina leaves something to be desired…
Not gonna lie, neither is really my idea of a fun scenario
A monster poop after some metamucil can actually be quite enjoyable…I think or maybe satisfying and sometimes exhausting
I kinda am too now, though I’m also still hoping things go well between Ruth and Daisy. I’ve got way too many conflicting ships that I like.
I like Lucy. So, I’m good with this one. 🙂
I mean, yeah, there’s a seriously disproportionate number.
Also true in the comic.
Or honestly maybe it’s not, the real life number is pretty disproportionate in my experience
Maybe if men would teach each other how to be a fucking parent and also be receptive to the same learning themselves, this stupid planet wouldn’t be on fire.
Grav test
Okay cool still Amber Amber’s cool
I never thought these two would share something in common. And then they lay out three things on the table.
Heaven forbid they hook up or else Daisy’s gonna be hurt.
It’s their kids that make ’em supervillains.
I know this is a joke, but as someone who was blamed for the behavior of an abusive parent…
oh dang are we gonna get some stories of the Dumbiverse variant of the JFO?
I hope Jason’s dad is basically British Hank Scorpio in this continuity.
I feel like Hank Scorpio would be a pretty good dad though
I realise Jason’s accent is likely to be more significantly different from the Americans’ accents than Ruth’s is, but why does no-one ever remark on Ruth’s? “Oh, you’re Canadian” should be the first thing anyone meeting her says after she speaks, but apparently only being English is interesting enough to comment on.
Eh, a lot of Canadian accents blend in pretty well with American one.
Yup. Rural Ontario to Indiana may as well be the same thing. As a whole ON/MI/OH outside of some regionalisms isn’t that different in accents.
Historically, (so I read somewhere sometime), news anchors actually emulated neutral canadian accents in order to be understood by the broadest base of american listeners. (it would also free them from regional favouritism / not being liked by a particular region, because we hate shelbyville)
She’s from Kaladar, a small rural town in Ontario about halfway between Toronto and Ottowa.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/dawdled/
Maybe it’s from watching too many Canadian YouTubers, or beause I live in New England, but I don’t automatically pick out an accent as specifically “Canadian” unless they’re Quebecois or hamming up those stereotypical patterns like you hear from Wisconsin don’cha know.
Then again, I’m used to hearing everyone talk like Mahk Wahlberg so take that as you may.
Hay dere, you makin’ fun of our Wisconsin accents dere? At least you aina makin’ fun a dem yoopers, ‘ey? (“Don’cha know” is more a Minnasoda ting, though cheeseheads do it too.)
‘Pologize, beg my pard.
I’ve known a few Canadians and couldn’t detect an accent at all. I’m from Kentucky.
Are you urban perchance? Cities seem to wash accents out as they get larger. Also, to expand on my earlier point, we may also sound like neutral americain due to the amount of cultural T.V. /hollywood influence.
The secret that nobody’s willing to tell you, the secret The Libs don’t want you to know, is that Canadians are all actually from a lab in Kentucky. That’s why they’re all Frenchy.
I don’t think it would be noticeable unless she was Quebecois (in which case they’d probably guess France) or very Newfie (or, I suppose, very intentionally talking with a lot of canadian intonations and slang). Otherwise most Canadian accents, while not identical across the country, are pretty equivalent to one american accent or another.
And having lived there, the Newfie accent is 19th century rural Irish, from when the English dumped a shitload of people in Northern Ireland and ran the people living there off to Canada…
Atlantic Canadian accents (Acadian, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia and NB/PEI) generally are noticeable to both Canadians and Americans unless the person is able to code switch to a middle Canada accent. When I speak with my native accent (mainly rural NS with a dash of German and Metis) people have a hard time placing where I am from exactly but can tell right away I am Canadian. I can and do code switch to a more Central Canadian accent for work because it’s easier to get taken seriously in my profession if I don’t sound like a hick from the back of beyond.
The Cape Breton accents are the most beautiful accents I have heard in North America. The perfect hint of lilt.
Ruth’s been in the states a lot longer. Jason moved here for grad school a few years ago at most. Ruth half grew up here.
Only since 16 or so. Longer, but most of her growing up was done in Canada.
Though, with her mother at least being American, she might not have picked up as much of an accent as she otherwise would have.
You don’t really notice the Canadian accent until they say something like “sorry” which they say noticably different
There is no common “Canadian” accent, there are many regional accents.
“aboot”
“hōß”
Glad to see Jason dads does conserve the supervillany XD
But being of British descent, he has a better-than-average chance of being an effective supervillain. I’m thinking along the lines of being one of the members of Ernst Stavros Blofeld’s board in SPECTRE, for example.
I want these two to be friends because both of them are bad at having friends and they need the practice
I friend-ship them
AGREED! They both need a friend!
Seems Daisy failed in this date from start if you would think about it how Diasy was presented and dismissed and we will get drunk Ruth banging Jason instead seeing where it is going when Daisy is taking extra long number 2.
WILLIS: “Yes, I did make Ruth and Jason’s stories nearly identical and I swear that was accidental!”
Don’t worry, Willis. I honestly and unironically believe you. Stuff like this happens in creative writing. 🙂
They’re not that identical – other than in the briefest summary version. Ruth wasn’t actually fired. Ruth & Jennifer was an actual relationship, not just sex for grades. Jason’s not an orphan. Clint’s just an abuser not a supervillain.
She was fired, she just got hired again
sigh. i should have known when a character was being awkward and clumsy enough for me to relate to that they wouldn’t get laid.
sorry daisy, probably not until you’re 23.
It’s like they are twins. Spiritually twins… Awwwww…. they have meet after decades ♡♡♡. The beginning of a beautiful friendship!?
I’m kinda platonically shipping.
friendshipping
It’s Ruth and Jason. It will be at most the beginning of cordially caustic friendship.
Close enough♡.
Sometimes a caustic reaction allows two things to bond together in ways that cannot be achieved by mere proximity. As a lock rusts shut, two iron plates can be functionally stuck together with the application of a small amount of slightly acid water. The resultant rust may not make a strong bond, and would not be used for industry, but the pieces will be stuck together for a typical person’s perspective.
I’d be shipping Ruth and Jason based on this little, but then I fear Daisy would be all upset and say something ugly about bisexuals :C When really, getting drunk during her bathroom break is shitty enough.
Dumbing Of Age Book 11: What Is It With Evil Dads?!
With introduction by Jerry Seinfeld.
I will be shocked if that isn’t the name of the book.
Unless it’s, “My Father is Essentially a Supervillain” as NotPiffany suggested below.
Willis lampshading his plotting tendencies just a little. A certain SF writer,, who I stopped reading before he publicly became a raging homophobe, has or had a thing with his protagonists’ brothers being evil.
If he is who I think he is, his homophobia & sexism showed up very plainly in even his first book if you’re one of the groups he’s bigoted against, and/or raised as one of said groups. The sexism is more apparent than the homophobia, tbh.
Makes you think that maybe he had feelings for his own brother and went a bit crazy because of that… The Gay Conservative kind of thing.
Out of curiosity, since I cannot decode pussyfooting around descriptions like that, who are we talking about?
OSC maybe?
If this is accurate, I have met the dude in person and can confirm he, perhaps unsurprisingly, is a d*ck
OSC is who I was talking about.
(I liked his first few books as a kid and reread it for nostalgia basically just before his homophobia hit mainstream news and it was like WOW the sexism, racism, and homophobia is NOT subtle and became less subtle the later in the series you went, so why were ppl surprised when he let his bigot flag fly openly?)
Yeah, the evil moms really have to step their game up.
Never really struck me before now, but Jason is the son of a supervillain and he’s now working for Galasso – are we building up to a supervillain confrontation?
Oh wow I think Ruth just found her new drinking buddy, even if said buddy doesn’t actually drink.
It’s kind of funny how the two best dads are on the opposite ends of the faith spectrum.
If you’re talking about Joyce’s dad, his ability to switch churches, and recognize the faults of his faith, pretty strongly indicates that he’s not at the ‘end’ of the faith spectrum. If the other is Mr. Dina, well, there’s not a /lot/ of travel on the atheist side of things, and he really doesn’t come across as extreme. Generally if you don’t have faith, you just don’t, and it ceases to be something you consider much. Which is not to say that there aren’t radical atheists. They make usefully energizing electrodes for campaiging for the seperation of church and state.
Regardless of who you meant though, I find radicals of any sort tend to make pretty shit parents. Their belief in whatever they’ve radicalized to, tends to make them prioritize their ‘mission’ over their children’s interests, and/or try and indoctrinate their children into their world-view. I kinda suspect I took your meaning of ‘ends’ further than you meant though.
Mr Dina. I love it.
Likely meant the faith spectrum as in believes in religion and does not with unsure in the middle.
I’m starting to believe Willis had a thing with evil dads
“starting”????
“No, no, *my* dad puts secret agents into laser death traps. And he votes Tory.”
Might be something to do with the author’s life experiences and traumas.
Only slightly.
So which is the next book title? “My Father is Essentially a Supervillain” or “What is it with Evil Dads”?
Those would both be highly appropriate…
I didn’t expect to see Jason and Ruth bonding, and yet here we are.
I wonder if we’ll get to see Jason and his dad on Letterman?
Dammit. I meant Jerry Springer.
Y’know, they got a lot in common!
Really hope this doesn’t lead to Ruth drinking more again. I mean, it’d be nice if she could get a healthy relationship to alcohol, but like, she was an alcoholic a few months ago. Not sure if someone should be offering her whiskey, even if she is legal now.
Jason’s got no reason not to. He doesn’t know the whole story.
But yeah, all the cute shipping stuff aside, I’m scared for her right now.
I’ve always thought Jason sounds a bit like James May, or maybe Techmoan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78VNNEnEzMg
bollocks
Ruth has had enough with the Evil Dads