Even if it had been hard to draw, through selective compression Willis would have still been able to get the basics of the atrium across in an immediately-recognizable manner.
As a comparison, if you draw a picture of an old-time ocean liner with four funnels on it, people will generally realize you are making reference to Titanic, even if you DON’T have each and every last rivet and porthole in their proper places.
Speaking of background, is Walky still just hanging around Jennifer and Daisy is fine with it, or has has he started working at the paper this semester?
Dealing with the side -, after- and fringe-effects of the boss’s libido is never fun. My college paper editor’s f***buddy was on the grad student senate and thought he could dictate coverage — and then a succession of real-world editors and their hyperstimulated nether regions always left me a minefield, or at least an uncleaned dog run, to navigate as I tried to commit journalism in a small town.
Yeah, I love that background. Dasiy makes a fine J. Jonah Jameson (J.K. Simmons concedes the crown), but Billie is really screwing up the Peter Parker bit!
It’s been a joke/meme in some quarters that several of his rogues are, though few with the… intensity (and level of obsession) displayed by the Joker Venom.
And in one continuity, he somehow passed this quality (along with the rest of the “Parker Luck”) to his daughter Mayday, who got several love-confessions, including from the new Black Cat.
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Ah Daisy it’s been to long, still lonely and sexually frustrated as ever it seems….But seriously she needs to go and meet someone these obsessions are getting unhealthy.
Now if we had gotten the future with Tesla’s broadcast power, the question would have never arisen. In theory we could have mobile appliances that were always on.
Anyway if there was ever a time for Amber/Amazi-girl to take a break it probably be now. I mean she’s still probably has a huge load of problems to deal with and future ones will definitely arise later down the road but after dealing with the Fallout of her past demons coming back to haunt her she should probably walk away from cape right now.
I am torn between saying “can somebody gift an access to the proper slipshine pictures to this desperate woman?” and thinking that maybe wouldnt be the best for her to get what she wants…
That was never established in-comic. It’s hard to imagine she wasn’t, since she undressed in public, but the next two relevant story beats were “Billie still doesn’t believe it” and “Blaine didn’t admit it to Lester”.
So, I’m thinking that Daisy’s interest in Amazi-Girl is more than strictly professional? Someone should tell Amber that she has a serious fangirl!
Meanwhile, my big worry is that Walky is going to do something ultra-stupid or at least start being Night-Guy more regularly because he wants to help Jennifer with her job.
I’m mostly posting to see my new avatar, but…Billie has AG’s phone number, and AG *is* single. But not dissimilar to Ruth, she’s too sober to date these days.
1. Oh shit. Suddenly I’m Carla. Sweet. Literally the greatest person in the entire cast. Literally. In all ways. Now to use this power for evil good
2. Now I want to write fan fiction and draw bad fan art but post it /as/ daisy…. and pretend it’s bad because it’s daisy drawing it and not me…
Yes. I played with my email capitalization hunting for Dina, but decided to stick with Fuckface when he showed up. Pretty sure I’m the only person who has him right now.
Jennifer: “Amazi-Girl hasn’t really been around campus since October, Daisy.” unsaid: “However, there were literally hundreds of her seen on Halloween. It was such a popular costume you couldn’t find a set of coveralls or a cape between Indianapolis and Terre Haute.”
And little by little Willis fills in the details from the time-skip.
Daisy: “Parker!? Parker!! Blast it, where is that darn Parker!? I want those Amazi-girl pictures!!”
Jennifer: “Ummm, nobody, named Parker, works in the Student Paper.”
Daisy: “Damn it, don’t take this from me!”
OR he’s trying to figure out whether NightGuy can fill in for Amazi-Girl, to help Bil- er, Jennifer out. It’s just crazy enough to be something Walky would think of (but not to work).
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wow yeah, yesterday’s alt-text, that is a Panel 1
hi D. Daisy Dameson
The second level of humor hovertext adds is just too much.
That reference brought me joy. ^^
With any luck, Willis saved a model of the background for later use.
Even if it had been hard to draw, through selective compression Willis would have still been able to get the basics of the atrium across in an immediately-recognizable manner.
As a comparison, if you draw a picture of an old-time ocean liner with four funnels on it, people will generally realize you are making reference to Titanic, even if you DON’T have each and every last rivet and porthole in their proper places.
Which sucks when you’re actually trying to depict one of the numerous other four-funnel liners that existed between 1897 and 1950 (my personal favorite possibly being the RMS Aquitainia).
Speaking of background, is Walky still just hanging around Jennifer and Daisy is fine with it, or has has he started working at the paper this semester?
Jesus God, someone get Daisy a girlfriend. XD
You’d think she’d have at least scored some pity banging by now.
Alas, her fetish is for superheroes
There’s always Night-Guy. I hear he’s available.
Daisy’s lesbian, so Nightguy doesn’t cut it for her.
Then she’ll just have to hold out for the sudden, unexpected, and overly-dramatic appearance of Spider-Car.
I could definitely roll with daisy and Carla.
Dammit. So many fan art ideas (and okay to moderate artistic skills) and no platform for random late night posting before shamebrain kicks in
Maybe its a thirst that cannot be quenched by mortal nectars?
Is Malaya still
Crap, is Malaya still available? Seems like the likeliest choice from the main cast.
Well… there’s Ruth. She is now single.
That’s true. There comes the awkwardness of Jennifer’s employer dating her ex-girlfriend.
Ruth isn’t a superhero, but she’s pretty badass. Maybe she could get a costume, call herself “The Canuck” and that’ll totally be enough for Daisy.
Not “The Femur”? The masked avenger who rips out the femur of those who oppose her?
So long as Ruth remembers to add a chest window to her costume I’m sure Daisy will be happy.
Make it maple-leaf-shaped.
No, she’s constantly in motion
Daisy and Ruth?
I see you read the pages in the background.
Dealing with the side -, after- and fringe-effects of the boss’s libido is never fun. My college paper editor’s f***buddy was on the grad student senate and thought he could dictate coverage — and then a succession of real-world editors and their hyperstimulated nether regions always left me a minefield, or at least an uncleaned dog run, to navigate as I tried to commit journalism in a small town.
Daisy’s Freudian Slip is showing.
“Making a LUST and checking it twice…”
If she can find someone naughty, that would be nice.
she needs some ho ho hos
An unquenchable thirst even the mighty lttstore.com water bottle is no match against.
The newspaper layout in the background is sending me.
Thank you for calling my attention to that beautiful background detail
Yeah, I love that background. Dasiy makes a fine J. Jonah Jameson (J.K. Simmons concedes the crown), but Billie is really screwing up the Peter Parker bit!
Great Ceasars Ghost!!
Billie could be Lois Lane.
I was expecting insane conspiracy theory papers with string and tacks. Good to know Daisy’s not there yet.
For a personals ad there are a lot of headlines (*looks closer*)…isn’t it an abuse of your power to do that on the front page, Daisy.
But it’s her responsibility to discover the Amazi-number.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just… just get Sal to dress up for her.
Oh hey I have a new avatar.
It’s your imagination. You’ve always had that avatar. Go back and check the old comments in the archives and you’ll see I’m right.
Oh wow, neat
Looks like everyone got new avatars. I wonder who I got…
Damnit Malaya!
… I guess it could be worse.
You can always play with the capitalization in your email address to re-roll. Maybe you’ll get Capt. Julia Gray, maybe you’ll get Faz. Who knows!
Don’t think Faz is in the rotation this time
Yeah, unlike previous shuffles, it doesn’t look like it just added some new options, but replaced all the old ones.
Damnet is Malaya’s first name.
Survey says…
Oooh, wonder what I got?
I’m okay with this. I did like Jacob better, though.
I’ve not seen and Jacobs yet.
*Any. And it seems I am still Dotty.
Billie wasn’t wrong about Sal being Amazi-Girl, she just miscalculated the dates when she was interpreting the ancient texts
Spoilers.
As Shortpacked readers know, Lucy will become the new Amazi-Girl. But dressing up Lucy won’t do the trick as she’s all over Nightguy.
New grvatar as well. From Uke-Danny to Booster. Interesting.
Finally more Daisy
I don’t think we’ve seen her since the DeSanto rally.
Never mind pictures of
Spider-ManAmazi-Girl, we need more Daisy, Tony, and Beef updates, dammit!She had a panel while Robin was holed up at Leslie’s.
Ah, yes, when she needed some time to herself in the bathroom.
Her fanfic just isn’t doing it anymore.
Daisy channeling her inner J. Jonah Jameson…
If J.J was gay for Spider Man
I’m sure someone has written fanfic based around that theme.
I had to go and look…
It was kinda meh.
Bah, what would Julia Gray know about fanfic?
glass houses people
It’s been a joke/meme in some quarters that several of his rogues are, though few with the… intensity (and level of obsession) displayed by
the JokerVenom.And in one continuity, he somehow passed this quality (along with the rest of the “Parker Luck”) to his daughter Mayday, who got several love-confessions, including from the new Black Cat.
What do you mean, “if?”
okay look you know if Jay Jonah Jameson could get his hands on nudes of Spider-Man whether it be for erotic reasons or not he would.
He would take offense to that, he isnt gay, he is Spideysexual.
He is very picky when it comes to what word you use lol.
Arachnidality exists somewhere on the web.
*imagines spiders crawling on someone’s genitals*
*tries to imagine being turned on by this*
Yeah, I like spiders, but NO
Agree. But I stand by my conviction that it exists somewhere on the Interwebs.
Wait. It wasn’t canon that JJ was, um, spideysexual? I’m feeling so confused now.
Yay, Daisy’s back, ‘s been a while
Amazi-Girl: Hot Threat or Sexy Menace?
Hm. That’s a hard one.
Yes.
Why not both?.gif
I do wonder if Daisy will ever get to really meet Amber/Amazi-Girl, that’d be neat. (Btw, anyone know how to access the alt text on mobile?)
You click just below the strip. Either left or right.
Thanks a ton!
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Hopefully Walky doesn’t blurt out something that could cause problems.
When has he ever done that?
Daisy is way too horny on main
You have got to be kidding me
Perfection.
+1 for comment-gravatar synergy.
HA-HA!
Haha, J. Jenna Jameson horny.
Ah Daisy it’s been to long, still lonely and sexually frustrated as ever it seems….But seriously she needs to go and meet someone these obsessions are getting unhealthy.
I WANT PICTURES OF AMAZI-GIRL ON MY DESK YESTERDAY!
Soon pictures of her on your desk or pictures of her sitting on your desk sexully. Because if it’s the latter I might need time to commission someone.
it was the former, but now….
I’m sure Daisy would accept either.
How many batteries do you think she goes through? Like, per day?
Or does she just run directly off the wall outlet?
That’s so last-millennium. Nearly all modern devices run off USB.
Now if we had gotten the future with Tesla’s broadcast power, the question would have never arisen. In theory we could have mobile appliances that were always on.
I guess Jennifer’s gotten over this incident.
Oh man that takes me back. Every time I see old DoA strips I relive my days of being 20 and my first year being gay
2013!?
dammit
Incidentally, the strip immediately prior to that was the comic’s first to be posted with hovertext.
Amend to hovertext that wasn’t just the title.
I had forgotten that Willis promised us a sexy cliffhanger every Friday.
Anyway if there was ever a time for Amber/Amazi-girl to take a break it probably be now. I mean she’s still probably has a huge load of problems to deal with and future ones will definitely arise later down the road but after dealing with the Fallout of her past demons coming back to haunt her she should probably walk away from cape right now.
Maybe Daisy could start to cover Roller Derby.
It’s ok Daisy, we all want more sexy Amazi-girl pictures in our lives. We’ll just have to offer prayers to fan artists that draw lewd images.
I am torn between saying “can somebody gift an access to the proper slipshine pictures to this desperate woman?” and thinking that maybe wouldnt be the best for her to get what she wants…
We’re gonna get an end of storyline scene of Daisy in the Amazi-suit.
Rarely comments and just passively lurks.
Still posts to find out what avatar I’m at
Yeah, yeah this is acceptable
Nice. That’s good luck, I hear.
*stares at avatars* What.
*backs away*
It’s like a playing card…
You mean we should deal with it?
The game was rigged from the start.
I do hope Daisy finds someone, though I admit her thirstiness is entertaining.
Poor Daisy, always looking for love* in the wrong places.
*) You know what I mean
I want Amazi-fanservice!
Don’t we all?
So, what do you imagine Daisy’s one note sounds like?
It’s a G
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
Don’t think that was the joke you were going for, but here we are. Like Daisy, we’ll just have to carry on.
I’m Lucy now! How exciting!
Approximately 391.995 Hz.
Wait, I thought Amber got publicly outed as AG?
That was never established in-comic. It’s hard to imagine she wasn’t, since she undressed in public, but the next two relevant story beats were “Billie still doesn’t believe it” and “Blaine didn’t admit it to Lester”.
Amber got public outed as AG – never happened.
She undressed in public – What?
I like your universe. Let’s live there.
Unless it happened off panel durring the time skip.
After stopping Blaine, she tore off the Amazi-suit out on the street. In public. With silhouettes in the background.
“I have no idea who this is.”
I mean yeah that checks out
So, I’m thinking that Daisy’s interest in Amazi-Girl is more than strictly professional? Someone should tell Amber that she has a serious fangirl!
Meanwhile, my big worry is that Walky is going to do something ultra-stupid or at least start being Night-Guy more regularly because he wants to help Jennifer with her job.
A fangirl who isn’t an ex of her boyfriend!
And not an ex of Dorothy.
As far as we know.
I am all for this idea of stupidity because it will lead to hilarious antics.
I’m mostly posting to see my new avatar, but…Billie has AG’s phone number, and AG *is* single. But not dissimilar to Ruth, she’s too sober to date these days.
OH YAY. I OWN THIS MAGNET.
SHIPPED
1. Oh shit. Suddenly I’m Carla. Sweet. Literally the greatest person in the entire cast. Literally. In all ways. Now to use this power for
evilgood2. Now I want to write fan fiction and draw bad fan art but post it /as/ daisy…. and pretend it’s bad because it’s daisy drawing it and not me…
Second-best. My Gravitar is the best.
Yeah, but that wasn’t randomly assigned.
Was it?
Yes. I played with my email capitalization hunting for Dina, but decided to stick with Fuckface when he showed up. Pretty sure I’m the only person who has him right now.
You’re missing ‘Is she into girls?’ in that background article chief. (And unfortunately for you it seems the answer is no).
Someone please find daisy a girlfriend
Jennifer: “Amazi-Girl hasn’t really been around campus since October, Daisy.”
unsaid: “However, there were literally hundreds of her seen on Halloween. It was such a popular costume you couldn’t find a set of coveralls or a cape between Indianapolis and Terre Haute.”
And little by little Willis fills in the details from the time-skip.
Daisy really needs a girlfriend. And I really did not expect to imagine Daisy talking like J. Jonah Jameson today.
Looking like him – swap the pencil for a cigar!
Amazi-Girl is a menace! She needs to be taken off the streets and brought into the secure, tender embrace of my arms! … What?
Gigglesnort!
Daisy… You are both a big mood and to horny
My biggest disappointment with this strip is that Daisy doesn’t have a giant Coffee Mustache on her.
I mean, yeah, it’d be obnoxiously silly, but come on, crank that shit up to 11! 😀
Someone get Daisy a drink, she’s dying of thirst.
I love the background in the last panel…I know it’s been said before but I’ll say it again. Gave me a smile this cold and stressful morning.
This…what?
I guess I should see what I got on Gravatar roulette this time.
You win.
Daisy: “Parker!? Parker!! Blast it, where is that darn Parker!? I want those Amazi-girl pictures!!”
Jennifer: “Ummm, nobody, named Parker, works in the Student Paper.”
Daisy: “Damn it, don’t take this from me!”
Oh. I understood that reference.
The reference to yesterday’s hypertext? The Jamison reference? The headline reference?
You have to specify which reference you mean before we can misinterpret you.
Walky looks pretty worried. Or surprised.
OR he’s trying to figure out whether NightGuy can fill in for Amazi-Girl, to help Bil- er, Jennifer out. It’s just crazy enough to be something Walky would think of (but not to work).
Jeez, girl, it’s been MONTHS, just get Tinder or something.
Not sure if Tinder has been invented yet in the Dumbiverse.
Waiting for Billie to dress up as Amazi-Girl
I don’t know if her recent adventures counted as sexy, J. Daisy Jameson.
Also I have ZERO complaints about my new gravatar.
Dammit. For a whole day, I was special.
Ah well. Welcome to Clan Fuckface.
Soon we shall conquer the comments section. >:)
So much DETAIL! –
BWAHAHAaaaaaaaa
whats my new pic?
“We could get you some NightGuy pics…”
“It is NOT the same.”
She doesn’t want to be famous?
I’ll make her INfamous
New avatar check post.
Curious as to mine too 🙂
I have this theory.
That Daisy wants to bone Amazi-Girl.
New gravatars?
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
This puts J Jonah Jamison’s obsessions in a new light
*rolls the Gravatar dice* All right, baby, who we gettin?
Julia “Definitely Not Joyce’s Self-Insert” Gray! Nice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oyztTPvu64&ab_channel=TheStupendium
Hm
Real men hit their desks and demand more pictures of Amazi-girl.
Oooo, new randomly generated avatar. Finally I’m one of the main cast. 😀