In some states and provinces there is no requirement for a front plate.
Reason given is that when a car is approaching you are too busy avoiding becoming a hood ornament to take notice.
Meanwhile, where I live has seen increasingly severe winters for the last decade, constantly topping some new low temperature or snowfall record. And yet, being in the middle of the Bible Belt, the response that elicits is invariably “SEE?! GLOBAL WARMING ISN’T REAL!”
I lived in Texas for a while. It was my understanding that even before climate change, they had years where snow never lasted more than a couple of days.
Still, the first major snowstorm I experienced featured snow that only lasted hours. I’ll admit, it did last over 12 hours, but most of them were night time hours. By 10 am, there were just little bits of snow off on the edges of the roads where there was shade, and it was gone by 11 am.
Heh. My brother went to Texas A&M (we grew up in the Midwest) and he always made fun of Texas drivers (and public schools) for freaking out at the lightest dusting of snow or cup of ice dropped on the ground
Climate change sure ain’t helping them, but they’ve never been the place to end up with much snow all that often
It’s fun to laugh at from more northerly regions, but to be fair, part of the reason is that they just don’t have the snow removal equipment we do. It’s too rare to invest in, so you just wait for it to melt and no one ever has to drive in it.
Everyone says that explanation, but I have family in the south and it snows every year. Not a lot, sure, but it’s not some rare occurrence that no one has experience with. And yet every time it snows, so many people, including the people making decisions about snow removal, road salt, closures, etc. act like they’ve never seen snow in their life and don’t know what to do.
To be fair, I live pretty far north where it snows and then sticks around for the next 7 months, and without fail the first snow of the year everyone seems to forget how to drive on snow. Maybe it’s that they haven’t changed over their tires yet, but the few months of clear roads seems to reset everyone regardless. So I can get why the south US doesn’t have snow permeance.
Has no one ever told you the secret? It’s because we all really like snow days. If we all pretend like we have no idea what to do, then we can justify snow days. Now go forth with your new knowledge and use it to do good.
New semester opens up new places for the plot to go. Becky can enroll, Robin’s successor is sworn into Congress, Walky may or may not be on academic probation and facing Linda’s wrath, we’ll have an entirely new class schedule…
I don’t think we’ll have to worry about that specifically but I’d still like to pretend they just skip over 2020 straight to 2021 we’ll catch up real quick anyway. I wanna believe these kids live in a better reality than we do.
Nah, you saw how long it took to get through September (the Bechdel Test to That Perfect Girl) and that was with a couple short time jumps. Hopefully the pandemic won’t last that long.
Josh Fruhlinger of “Comics Curmudgeon” wrote an interesting article a few months ago on exactly that subject—how various comic strips are dealing with (or ignoring) the pandemic and lockdown.
I’m in Colorado, are you? Over 90 degrees Fahrenheit in Denver for a record number of days this summer including yesterday and now it’s snowing. More extreme temperature swings and chaotic weather — check, just as predicted.
Meanwhile, I heard it was 111 in California in wine county.
In the southern hemisphere, the colder portion of the year is still called “winter” – it just happens in the opposite half of the calendar from the north.
“I can’t believe I have History of Galasso right before Galassonomics! When will I find time for Dissident Hunting Club?”
“At least Galassophy is cancelled on Friday so we can all attend Princess Conquest’s new consort-selection ceremony. She wears them out so fast. All Hail Galasso!”
GO BACK GO BACK. We missed Halloween, do we need to miss Christmas, too? I wanted to see how Joyce handled the holiday season, given her new perspective on everything.
BUT WE WON’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED. Will Joyce actually be able to handle Christmas with her mother, after everything? Will she be able to eat cookies baked by someone she knew was responsible for her kidnapping?
You’ve clearly not spent enough time in Ohio during Winter. Many, many people here clear just enough from the windshield and back window to see out to drive “safely”.
Time will now pass at a rate of 1 month per day, until the sliding time scale has properly corrected to realtime. That means roughly 10 years of elapsed time, which should take 120 strips.
THE TIME SCALE MUST BE CORRECTED… ONLY FOUR MORE MONTHS OF THIS TO GO
So if a month and a half of these characters lives resulted in no fewer than 4 break ups, 5 attempted murders, three hostage crises, two suicide attempts, two parents getting righteously assaulted by parents on campus and a motherfucking mob conspiracy, what in God’s name could have transpired in 4 times that length of time?
Prediction: this is gonna end with the original cast having graduated and the comic will continue with a completely new cast of college students nobody cares about, like in Skins
So despite the fact that like 20 big incidents happened on campus, ranging from multiple assaults, multiple kidnappings, attempted murder, murder, a school shooting, a scandal involving the RA, several political scandals and the appearance of a masked vigilante (to name some incidences) happened in like the time of a month, yet nothing bad happened for several months?
That seems unlikely, unless someone was able to put back the Drama Tag
The drama has escaped from the comic into our real life.
There was a bit of residue, and the buffer helped, too, but now the dumbiverse is completely drained of drama.
No worries. Pretty sure Lord Willis has his sights set on emulating 9 Chickwood Lane. DoA is going to become all about sex-crazed coeds and legs, Legs, LEGS!
It will not be very satisfactory to have you monochrome costumes on display. Half the fun is being able to see if there’s blood on the vampire, if the zombie is mold gray or mold green,… I’m overthinking this arent I?
What if the time skip involved Joyce discovering that Jocelyne was going to be executed by the republican party? Forcing her to team up with a clown and fish dude?
Please tell me I’m not the only one who has a very vague memory of Mr. Willis once saying DoA was unlikely to even get out of the first semester. Did I dream that? Was it a bizarre hallucination? (relative to what my hallucinations are usually like)
Well, either way, I’m excited to see Becky as a student!! I did genuinely believe that was never going to be seen and it kinda bummed me out
No, it did happen, but as Willis has said, with Dumbing of Age, word of god is not immutable or unchanging and he reserves the right to change his mind.
No, he wrote that, I remember it. He also wrote that he wasn’t going to kill any characters this time and just wanted to write college snenanigans for the forseeable future, perhaps for the rest of his career.
So either he actively changed his mind or he just couldn’t help it and the story ran away with him. My guess was the latter, but perhaps it’s both.
You’d be amazed at how some people just deal with the cold, especially when they’re already used to being unshod. As long as she avoids slush and doesn’t stay outside too long, she’ll be fine.
Plus she’ll get to freak other people out with no extra effort required.
This timeskip is going to change a lot like in Fire Emblem Three Houses.
Joyce probably began a different career path and became as cynical as Willis after whatever happened with his mom; Dorothy probably took a more realistic path in politics and tries to do more good for society indepdently of having a political charge; Walky would quit after his first semster and get a part time job; Becky would enroll for a biology career and she is already perfect the way she is; Danny had an intervention after Joe realized Danny was becoming an incel; Amber got therapy and after 8 months she finally began to love herself; Dina conquered Fodlan… wiat what?
Wow, Willis is laying it on thick with that time skip.
Which, given it took a decade to go, what, six weeks? And that he has no plans of going beyond this one year of college? The comic would take another 70 years or so to finish at the pre-time skip pace.
I’m pretty sure Willis said on Twitter that this storyline ends on September 10, but I’m still all shocked-Pikachu-face at every update for the past few days when the time skip moves forward by yet another month
(We’ve gotta be done by now though, right…? I’m not sure if September 10 is the end of this storyline or the start of the next one but it’d make sense to end the timeskip in January because it’s the start of a new semester)
When I went in Texas back in the dark ages, it was by the semester. But I imagine Richard’s lawyers are on it. She probably also qualifies for a scholarship or two.
I’m kinda confused tbh. Nothing notable happened when they all went home for Thanksgiving and/or Christmas? So many things unresolved from the last arc…
The thing is, with that group of characters in the situation they were left in, I don’t believe for one single second that nothing happened until graduation. Joyce, Amber, and Becky in particular were left in a rather unstable state. (Not to mention MIKE.)
I was very much interested in seeing Thanksgiving and Christmas drama with Joyce’s family. I really hope we get flashbacks. I really don’t understand what could be the purpose of a skip this long.
@BenRG: That’s not necessarily true at all. Willis could be skipping over some things too heavy for him to dwell on in the strip, as CJ suggests. Flashbacks would be the preferred way to show what happened, in that case.
A substantial time skip opens up a lot of new territory for the plot to explore, and answer some long-term questions asked in the last season.
January brings a new session of Congress, so Manley has been sworn into the House. This frees Robin up for hijinks.
It’s a new semester, so Becky can be an enrolled student instead of being stuck in limbo.
Willis can plausibly play with the characters’ hairstyles now, as hinted at by the shilouette preview on Twitter. (I guess we might see it get filled in gradually as we catch up with the rest of the cast?)
Mike’s fate will be revealed. Does he have permanent, life-altering injuries? Is he still cognizant? We get to find out!
There’s a whole new class schedule, so we might see new teachers. (Does Professor Doc exist in DoA? Will we finally see a reasonable shot of Professor Rees?)
What about Jason’s employment and immigration status?
Or Amber’s tuition, who’s paying for it now that Blaine’s gone?
I’m focusing more on the cars in the strip. The beige-colored sedan has not moved from that spot for four months now. The grey SUV on the right has shifted once or twice, but it is also a constant here. So… Who do these cars belong to? Hank? Carol? Is one or the other refusing to go home for some reason? (If so, that might indeed mean divorce proceedings are underway. I’m curious as to how Joyce would take THAT news.)
Huge post-Time Skip twist: Robin is now working at Gallassos as the barkeep. She’s actually quite good at the ‘wise sage for all the sad drunks’ part of the role. Leslie suspects that she’s Googling profound words of wisdom when no-one is looking.
When (if) we get back to normal time…. Becky and Dina will have had their sexings and amicably broken up, Sarah will be a super-popular socialite, Walky will be managing his ADHD with black-market adderal and be hiding it from AG (but not Amber), Faz will have enrolled during Winter semester do to some surprising performance in AP classes, And AG (but not Amber) will have an eyepatch.
I am prepared to defend these predictions to the last breath, provided my qualifier about normal time is observed.
Tbh if I had one complaint its that theres no need to go through every month until whichever one is the current one. Maybe doing three at a time would suffice.
I understand that when these are all out it’s not gonna be an issue after that but even so it is just several strips of nothing
Ironically, from Willis’s footer notes, I suspect that he’s regretting the notion to do a ‘time passes’ montage. Mostly because drawing naked branches is hard.
Technically a commercial transaction rather than a gift. Also they never said upset at Willis. Also people are allowed to have an emotional reaction to art and media, so long as they don’t make unreasonable demands of others based on their emotional reaction, which they didn’t, as they made no demands of any sort.
It’s not even possibly a commercial transaction unless the person in question is a Patreon supporter. Even on Patreon, though, the “transaction-y” things only extend to getting bonus comics and seeing tomorrow’s comic today AFAIK; the strips published on the site are free.
Aside from commercial, Tan is completely right. It was intended more as a reminder than an admonition, though I do miss the point of being unreasonably upset.
It is absolutely a commercial transaction between the viewer, Willis, and advertisers. All three parties provide something of value and get something of value to them.
You (hopefully) give a brief moment of attention to the advertiser’s ad, you get to read a comic.
The advertiser gets that attention and gives money to Willis.
Willis gets money and makes the comic. (Willis is also roundaboutly an ‘advertiser’ as well insofar as directing people to his Patreon, physical books, and merch)
Willis is a professional doing his job, not your buddy making a present for you because he likes you. (I mean, he might like you, I don’t know, but whether he does or not is an unrelated matter)
I can deal with the time jump. Really, it’s cool. No worse than the last time someone chloroformed me and stuck me in a cryotank for…how long doesn’t matter but really. I don’t fit anywhen now. BUT, what DOES worry me is that car has not moved the entire time. When I see things like that, with no obvious damage. Be it car, yard, business it makes me wonder what is up. Someone could be missing, but nobody seemed to notice.
That’s because they’ve become besties, right? Because Carla/Joe and Carla/Rachel are two ships that would be a hard NO in any universe, for Walkyverse reasons
I am very happy that I got super busy after moving and ended up taking an 8 month break from reading this comic. Can you imagine reading the past 200 pages a day at a time? That would have been torture!
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where I live, in the past fourteen years I’ve been here, that would last for like two days, and no more snow for the rest of the year
what climate change
That. And the cars are back. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you!
Dark Grey car must have forgot something. Something important.
Yeah, like a license plate
…I keed, it’s probably that rectangle that’s the size of a motorcycle plate and/or bumper sticker
I’ve not heard keed used that way in a very long time.
In some states and provinces there is no requirement for a front plate.
Reason given is that when a car is approaching you are too busy avoiding becoming a hood ornament to take notice.
these are the back of the car tho??
ok shit I didn’t see the right side of the comic, I thought it was light grey and dark (medium) grey of the three in the middle
why are these cars all bland colours
no blue or red or anything
Meanwhile, where I live has seen increasingly severe winters for the last decade, constantly topping some new low temperature or snowfall record. And yet, being in the middle of the Bible Belt, the response that elicits is invariably “SEE?! GLOBAL WARMING ISN’T REAL!”
I lived in Texas for a while. It was my understanding that even before climate change, they had years where snow never lasted more than a couple of days.
Still, the first major snowstorm I experienced featured snow that only lasted hours. I’ll admit, it did last over 12 hours, but most of them were night time hours. By 10 am, there were just little bits of snow off on the edges of the roads where there was shade, and it was gone by 11 am.
Heh. My brother went to Texas A&M (we grew up in the Midwest) and he always made fun of Texas drivers (and public schools) for freaking out at the lightest dusting of snow or cup of ice dropped on the ground
Climate change sure ain’t helping them, but they’ve never been the place to end up with much snow all that often
Here on the Gulf Coast, climate change is great. Every day I’m a tiny bit closer to having beachfront property.
It’s fun to laugh at from more northerly regions, but to be fair, part of the reason is that they just don’t have the snow removal equipment we do. It’s too rare to invest in, so you just wait for it to melt and no one ever has to drive in it.
Everyone says that explanation, but I have family in the south and it snows every year. Not a lot, sure, but it’s not some rare occurrence that no one has experience with. And yet every time it snows, so many people, including the people making decisions about snow removal, road salt, closures, etc. act like they’ve never seen snow in their life and don’t know what to do.
To be fair, I live pretty far north where it snows and then sticks around for the next 7 months, and without fail the first snow of the year everyone seems to forget how to drive on snow. Maybe it’s that they haven’t changed over their tires yet, but the few months of clear roads seems to reset everyone regardless. So I can get why the south US doesn’t have snow permeance.
Has no one ever told you the secret? It’s because we all really like snow days. If we all pretend like we have no idea what to do, then we can justify snow days. Now go forth with your new knowledge and use it to do good.
Snow days are a thing of the past… now there is only Zoom!
Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’…
Nothing changes New Years’ Day…
On New Years’ Day
I will be with you again…
Nice.
Into the fuuuutuuuuure…
Can you feel time slippin’ down your spine?
OOOOOOHHH YOU TRY AND TRY TO IGNORE, YeEaAaHHHH.
Cars have returned!
Their migratory period has ended, they return here to spawn.
If you hear rhythmic honking and the sound of hydraulics, look away.
No, don’t look away.
Nature is beautiful.
In its own strange way.
And take pictures.
The brown car’s attempt to build a new life was a failure. 8-({
Nature is healing. We are the virus
Gray car didn’t eat the beige car. Yay! I’m glad
But is it the same beige car or their evil twin?
And the brown and white cars are back as well. I thought for sure they’d been eaten by the grey car.
Re-car-pulation reciprocates progenity. Well known principle.
When I grow up I want to have a brain like yours. +1 invisible upvote.
I recommend hard druge. I mean, that’s not the route I took, but I understand it gets you there much faster.
*drugs
Snow!!!! <3
Welcome to the new semester, peeps. Hang on to your hats.
That advice is a little late for Danny, thank god.
The drama tag was hidden in Danny’s cap and, once it was gone, exciting stuff stopped happening. I mean, it can’t be just a coincidence.
We never did find out how Walky did on that midterm.
I’m certain we will soon enough.
Walky flunked out, but the Duke of Thingy passed with flying colors.
If you fail a class first semester, it may be college is not for you.
I do hope he is retaking that class.
Garbage roof is probably frigid
ooooooh semester system not quarters
somehow this makes more sense now.
Even though, mind you, winter quarter starts in January too.
Just remember there’s five nickels in a quarter. If you pass all five of the nickels, then it’s time for a change in diet.
And those nickels used to have little pictures of bees on ’em! “Gimme five bees for a quarter”, you’d say…
No quarter, neither asked nor given.
New semester? Nah, we’ll keep going until they’re sophomores.
New semester opens up new places for the plot to go. Becky can enroll, Robin’s successor is sworn into Congress, Walky may or may not be on academic probation and facing Linda’s wrath, we’ll have an entirely new class schedule…
Yeah cool but what year is it?! ?!
Next year.
Duh
In strip?
Why, January 2020. Why do you ask? *innocent face*
I earnestly hope Willis never does the pandemic in the comic. Comics don’t need to mime the real world.
I don’t think we’ll have to worry about that specifically but I’d still like to pretend they just skip over 2020 straight to 2021 we’ll catch up real quick anyway. I wanna believe these kids live in a better reality than we do.
Nah, you saw how long it took to get through September (the Bechdel Test to That Perfect Girl) and that was with a couple short time jumps. Hopefully the pandemic won’t last that long.
Someday the pandemic will end.
Just in time for the next permanent emergency to come along.
And after us, the deluge.
Josh Fruhlinger of “Comics Curmudgeon” wrote an interesting article a few months ago on exactly that subject—how various comic strips are dealing with (or ignoring) the pandemic and lockdown.
https://www.polygon.com/comics/2020/6/10/21284457/coronavirus-comic-strips-funny-pages-newspapers
I, for one, wish PVP had ignored it.
https://i.imgur.com/qW1r6qJ.gif
Next Sunday, A.D.
Out with the Old Year!!
In with the New Year!!
(Same as the Last Year)
always winter, never christmas
It was just last month. Don’t you remember?
For some reason my brain automatically put this to the tune of Country Roads.
Too much fo76?
…. I count three lampposts.
We may either make nothing of this, or read far, far too much into it. Those are the only options.
They represent the three food groups.
Four food groups; cookies, candies, cakes, and Cokes.
Or did you mean Gorp? Granola, M&Ms, raisins, and peanuts?
Peanut butter, rice, eggs. The three food groups, according to my pantry.
The teetotaller’s Three Junk Food Groups: Sugar, Salt, and Grease.
Proving Hostess Twinkies stuffed with pretzels are a balanced diet.
haha that’s about as much snow as I’ve got outside right now (in summer, which is a totally normal time for snow to fall)
I’m in Colorado, are you? Over 90 degrees Fahrenheit in Denver for a record number of days this summer including yesterday and now it’s snowing. More extreme temperature swings and chaotic weather — check, just as predicted.
Meanwhile, I heard it was 111 in California in wine county.
Last Thursday, we had both a record high and a record low for the date.
Not sure if southern hemisphere or sarcasm
In the southern hemisphere, the colder portion of the year is still called “winter” – it just happens in the opposite half of the calendar from the north.
They have winter in summer. It’s very efficient.
Even more efficient, because their winter coincides with aphelion.
… I mean that’s not MUCH more efficient, but it’s efficiency. Every little bit helps.
I’ve had snow in August before! It lasted like 2 minutes and it was part of a hail storm but it was snow.
taking guesses on the first dialogue of book 11
“I can’t believe I have History of Galasso right before Galassonomics! When will I find time for Dissident Hunting Club?”
“At least Galassophy is cancelled on Friday so we can all attend Princess Conquest’s new consort-selection ceremony. She wears them out so fast. All Hail Galasso!”
“All Hail!”
FAAACE!
Was I the only one completely creeped out by Face?
oh no i’d forgotten about face and now he scares me too
“I can’t believe Dorothy betrayed us, almost killed Joyce and joined a group dedicated to world domination!”
“I’m just surprised Mary is a member.”
Much later
“DOROTHY!!!”
“JOOOOOYCE!!!!”
(For the confused, I am parodying Naruto)
Could be any shonen manga, really.
Wow. Soggies really *do* rule!
Jeeze, Becky! This is *your* room? — As Joyce helps Becks move in.
“I’m so glad we could all make it to the 10-year dorm reunion!”
We missed Halloween costumes AND ugly Christmas sweaters? You monster.
GO BACK GO BACK. We missed Halloween, do we need to miss Christmas, too? I wanted to see how Joyce handled the holiday season, given her new perspective on everything.
Well, I imagine she went home like most students. And I imagine Joyce’s home has not been a happy one, recently.
BUT WE WON’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED. Will Joyce actually be able to handle Christmas with her mother, after everything? Will she be able to eat cookies baked by someone she knew was responsible for her kidnapping?
Aaaand cue flashbacks.
No snow on cars? They must have teleported from the Enterprise
You brush off the car before driving so snow doesn’t obscure your vision or fall off and obscure the vision of drivers behind you
You’ve clearly not spent enough time in Ohio during Winter. Many, many people here clear just enough from the windshield and back window to see out to drive “safely”.
There is a new vigilante on campus targeting snowy cars.
Amazing.
You guys clean off your back windows?
No one does that. Everyone scratches out a tiny “tank” window in the windshield, and drives off.
Speak for yourself. Where I am, everyone does that.
The snow’s only sticking to the ground and the branches. It’s not accumulating on stuff like concrete and asphalt and cars.
Time will now pass at a rate of 1 month per day, until the sliding time scale has properly corrected to realtime. That means roughly 10 years of elapsed time, which should take 120 strips.
THE TIME SCALE MUST BE CORRECTED… ONLY FOUR MORE MONTHS OF THIS TO GO
Nope, it’s just going to keep going like this for the next realtime ten years, until the cast is going to college in the 24th century.
So if a month and a half of these characters lives resulted in no fewer than 4 break ups, 5 attempted murders, three hostage crises, two suicide attempts, two parents getting righteously assaulted by parents on campus and a motherfucking mob conspiracy, what in God’s name could have transpired in 4 times that length of time?
Nothing until Danny gets his hat with the hidden drama tag back.
Nothing. The drama batteries have been recharging. After all that, they were pretty drained.
…and a partridge in a pear tree!
The complete unraveling of time itself.
THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION.
Did the whole website change its cooler just a bit?
If you’re asking if everything is more pastel now, yes.
I think he’s been altering it slightly with each month change, yeah.
It’s a trick of the lightning.
Very appropriate, I just got snow here today!
Throw a snowball at someone for Mike.
Prediction: this is gonna end with the original cast having graduated and the comic will continue with a completely new cast of college students nobody cares about, like in Skins
Oh good. Joyce’s kids’ll be fascinating.
But with whom will she have kids?
With their father.
So despite the fact that like 20 big incidents happened on campus, ranging from multiple assaults, multiple kidnappings, attempted murder, murder, a school shooting, a scandal involving the RA, several political scandals and the appearance of a masked vigilante (to name some incidences) happened in like the time of a month, yet nothing bad happened for several months?
That seems unlikely, unless someone was able to put back the Drama Tag
Hot glue.
Real-life drama is like that. Sometimes it all happens at once. Have you heard of the year 2020, perhaps?
I’m telling you, Danny lost his hat.
Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Willis is the anti-GRRM.
Because he actually finishes what he writes, yes?
The drama has escaped from the comic into our real life.
There was a bit of residue, and the buffer helped, too, but now the dumbiverse is completely drained of drama.
So you’re saying we’re full on real drama?
Just as long as DoA doesn’t go full Funky Winkerbean, I’m fine with this time jump.
Cancer cancer cancer?
No worries. Pretty sure Lord Willis has his sights set on emulating 9 Chickwood Lane. DoA is going to become all about sex-crazed coeds and legs, Legs, LEGS!
And we are surprisingly okay with that.
The fool and its winter will soon be parted…
… as soon as it realizes that passing by four months this easy is more than the time passed in all ten years of this comic.
I am having a hard time coping with the fact that this week has covered more time than the last 10 years. About three times more time.
i waited TEN YEARS FOR halloween
i just wanted to see osama bin doggy in the dumbing art style..
DAMN YOU WILLIS
He’s actually planning to go back and show us the halloween party, and a lot of other stuff… but all in flashback blue!
It will not be very satisfactory to have you monochrome costumes on display. Half the fun is being able to see if there’s blood on the vampire, if the zombie is mold gray or mold green,… I’m overthinking this arent I?
I am hollow inside, like a Jack O’ Lantern
There is no Thanks, only DamnYou-tion
Ho Ho Ho, and a bottle of rum
What if the time skip involved Joyce discovering that Jocelyne was going to be executed by the republican party? Forcing her to team up with a clown and fish dude?
Willis showing off his background drawing skills.
It’s like being inside George Pal’s Time Machine.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who has a very vague memory of Mr. Willis once saying DoA was unlikely to even get out of the first semester. Did I dream that? Was it a bizarre hallucination? (relative to what my hallucinations are usually like)
Well, either way, I’m excited to see Becky as a student!! I did genuinely believe that was never going to be seen and it kinda bummed me out
He decided to skip ahead a bit as a sort of soft reboot/new season type vibe.
That makes sense, and thank you for clarifying for me! I was worried I had made up a memory that never happened, ha
No, it did happen, but as Willis has said, with Dumbing of Age, word of god is not immutable or unchanging and he reserves the right to change his mind.
From now on, it’s a floating semester. No matter how many season breaks we get, it’s always the current semester.
No, he wrote that, I remember it. He also wrote that he wasn’t going to kill any characters this time and just wanted to write college snenanigans for the forseeable future, perhaps for the rest of his career.
So either he actively changed his mind or he just couldn’t help it and the story ran away with him. My guess was the latter, but perhaps it’s both.
He did say DoA would never get to sophomore year.
Happy New Year.
Is it 2011 or 2012?
It’s now 2011 in the Dumbiverse.
Is not. It’s very clearly January of 2020.
Why do you think the sign has been screaming all this time?
They’re in for a rough year.
Why is there no tag for the screaming sign?
Please list your favorite conspiracy theories:
My favorite conspiracy theories? There aren’t enough electrons.
DoA is always “this year”, but we can probably assume it’s following January 2011’s calendar for its days of the week now.
I wad just JOKING about skipping straight to St Paddy’s Day! Dear Cheese, I didn’t expect
the Spanish Inquisitiona Time Skip this big!All the cars are back to where they were in October! Dun dun DUNNNNN!!!!!
Spring term starts in January, right? Is it time to see some characters complain about the cold and snow?
I’ll be very surprised if Sal’s hand doesn’t hurt like a bongo in the snow.
Sierra is immediately hospitalized for frostbite.
Her feet may have gotten a cold reception, but like Amazigirl, they are immune to criticism.
You’d be amazed at how some people just deal with the cold, especially when they’re already used to being unshod. As long as she avoids slush and doesn’t stay outside too long, she’ll be fine.
Plus she’ll get to freak other people out with no extra effort required.
Willis, how much would I have to pay you for you to agree to rename the comic Dumbing of Age 2: Electric Boogaloo?
Out of curiousity, how much are you offering?
Eh 20 bucks.
I don’t see how he could turn that down.
So that’s it
This is the webcomic now
Yep.
This timeskip is going to change a lot like in Fire Emblem Three Houses.
Joyce probably began a different career path and became as cynical as Willis after whatever happened with his mom; Dorothy probably took a more realistic path in politics and tries to do more good for society indepdently of having a political charge; Walky would quit after his first semster and get a part time job; Becky would enroll for a biology career and she is already perfect the way she is; Danny had an intervention after Joe realized Danny was becoming an incel; Amber got therapy and after 8 months she finally began to love herself; Dina conquered Fodlan… wiat what?
The funny part about Danny is you are probably correct. Dude cannot get laid, and keeps putting his foot in his mouth!
Eh, Danny has shown plenty of ability to get laid. He almost did it with Billie without even trying pretty early on.
Wow, Willis is laying it on thick with that time skip.
Which, given it took a decade to go, what, six weeks? And that he has no plans of going beyond this one year of college? The comic would take another 70 years or so to finish at the pre-time skip pace.
DoA Season 1 covered August 29th to October 21st, with about a week and a half skipped along the way.
Should old acquaintance be forgot…
And daze of old Aunt Zyne.
“Here’s to the new year. May she be a damn sight better than the old one, and may we all be home before she’s over.”
-Col. Sherman Potter, M*A*S*H S09 E06 A War for All Seasons
This is bordering on inane now.
Insane? Did Kentucky change its name again?
The rain in Inane stays mainly on horse tracks.
“Never in the course of webcomics have so many comments been inspired by so little activity.” (…..apologies to Churchill)
Never apologize. Never explain. — Winston Churchill
Oh yay, the middle car is back! I was so worried that poor person had lost their job or died or something.
Somebody captured the Infinity Pizza from Galasso, and un-did all of his vehicular slaughter.
Well done. It’s the only explanation that make sense.
[Owner of the local huge car dealer network] played the Uno reverse card, and Galasso’s delivery car broke down.
Who the heck turned IU to ludicrous speed?
Somebody stop it before it all goes to plaid
We can’t stop! We have to slow down first!
My brains… are going into my feet!!
I ran out of quotes of a part of “Friar Bacon and Friar Bungay” … oh well
How many months is Willis gonna skip? And will we at least get some flashbacks to some of the stuff that happened in those months, like Halloween?
THE DAY I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER COME
WINTER QUARTER
And it still hasn’t.
Say hello to Winter Semester instead.
You see, they’re like quarters, but they take Willis-length-time to complete instead of normal-length-time.
Having taught a semester or two back in the day, I can attest to this.
Ooh I wonder what Dorothy’s grades were like for the fall semester
I’m pretty sure Willis said on Twitter that this storyline ends on September 10, but I’m still all shocked-Pikachu-face at every update for the past few days when the time skip moves forward by yet another month
(We’ve gotta be done by now though, right…? I’m not sure if September 10 is the end of this storyline or the start of the next one but it’d make sense to end the timeskip in January because it’s the start of a new semester)
Anyone think the tree’s character progression is going too fast?
On the contrary, if we slow down we might never see it turn over a new leaf.
We should at least see it gain new interests and branch out.
I mean Willis obviously needs more branches to draw.
So do students at IU pay by the semester or the year? Because if Amber’s late unlamented father had only paid for the first semester….
When I went in Texas back in the dark ages, it was by the semester. But I imagine Richard’s lawyers are on it. She probably also qualifies for a scholarship or two.
David
David stop
David I don’t want to go so fast
I’m frightened
“It seems to have been deliberately buried…”
“Let is snooowww…!!!”
Meanwhile, is that Joyce and Carla making snow angels?
Wait! Where?
I’m kinda confused tbh. Nothing notable happened when they all went home for Thanksgiving and/or Christmas? So many things unresolved from the last arc…
I think Willis is artfully slipping past doing a year or so of Thanksgiving strips.
I’m confused too. This much nothing tells me that Willis is bored of the webcomic and quitting it. So, why make all the nothing?
it’s just to show us nothing happened until graduation, the end XD
The thing is, with that group of characters in the situation they were left in, I don’t believe for one single second that nothing happened until graduation. Joyce, Amber, and Becky in particular were left in a rather unstable state. (Not to mention MIKE.)
He’s skipping forward in time. It’ll likely read better collected or on a reread.
I believe we’re likely to see normal strips start up tomorrow. (Or possibly tomorrow is the last of the skip strips, but that’s less likely.)
the storytelling is on point XD
How have none of those cars been towed
Because they are not cars, they are frogs. Anything else will be toad.
What a ribbiting tale!
What a load of croak.
I was not prepared for this level of punning toaday
I was very much interested in seeing Thanksgiving and Christmas drama with Joyce’s family. I really hope we get flashbacks. I really don’t understand what could be the purpose of a skip this long.
Mike will have either died and they have had time to get over the raw grief or he is recovering and back in the story.
The time skip means: “Nothing of significance has happened.” No matter how unlikely that seems to you or me.
@BenRG: That’s not necessarily true at all. Willis could be skipping over some things too heavy for him to dwell on in the strip, as CJ suggests. Flashbacks would be the preferred way to show what happened, in that case.
A substantial time skip opens up a lot of new territory for the plot to explore, and answer some long-term questions asked in the last season.
January brings a new session of Congress, so Manley has been sworn into the House. This frees Robin up for hijinks.
It’s a new semester, so Becky can be an enrolled student instead of being stuck in limbo.
Willis can plausibly play with the characters’ hairstyles now, as hinted at by the shilouette preview on Twitter. (I guess we might see it get filled in gradually as we catch up with the rest of the cast?)
Mike’s fate will be revealed. Does he have permanent, life-altering injuries? Is he still cognizant? We get to find out!
There’s a whole new class schedule, so we might see new teachers. (Does Professor Doc exist in DoA? Will we finally see a reasonable shot of Professor Rees?)
What about Jason’s employment and immigration status?
Or Amber’s tuition, who’s paying for it now that Blaine’s gone?
I’m focusing more on the cars in the strip. The beige-colored sedan has not moved from that spot for four months now. The grey SUV on the right has shifted once or twice, but it is also a constant here. So… Who do these cars belong to? Hank? Carol? Is one or the other refusing to go home for some reason? (If so, that might indeed mean divorce proceedings are underway. I’m curious as to how Joyce would take THAT news.)
Those cars have been there almost every time we’ve seen this shot.
Hank’s car is a green Chevy Blazer (or GMC Jimmy, same thing).
” This frees Robin up for hijinks. ”
Now that will be a change of pace
Huge post-Time Skip twist: Robin is now working at Gallassos as the barkeep. She’s actually quite good at the ‘wise sage for all the sad drunks’ part of the role. Leslie suspects that she’s Googling profound words of wisdom when no-one is looking.
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I guess we’d all skip the rest of the year if we could too
YAY BLOWJOB CAT!!
Just sayin’ that, by Wisconsin standards, that ain’t hardly any snow at all.
Co-signed. My first winter living in Wisconsin was apparently a record year for snowfall. The shoveling was epic.
Here in Houston that amount of snow would shut things down tighter than they would ever get for some mere virus.
It doesn’t snow south of the Lakes anymore. Thanks, repubs.
Isn’t that illegal?
Can’t believer we’ve all aged forty years in the last 4 days.
(What? It took 10 years IRL for one month to pass in this comic.)
That fits with how 2020 makes me feel.
Predictions:
When (if) we get back to normal time…. Becky and Dina will have had their sexings and amicably broken up, Sarah will be a super-popular socialite, Walky will be managing his ADHD with black-market adderal and be hiding it from AG (but not Amber), Faz will have enrolled during Winter semester do to some surprising performance in AP classes, And AG (but not Amber) will have an eyepatch.
I am prepared to defend these predictions to the last breath, provided my qualifier about normal time is observed.
I do think that Becky will be determined to pair Joyce off with somebody and be completely in denial about her mixed feelings on the subject.
None of those predictions seem at all likely.
As opposed to recent events which were very probable.
That creeping suspicion that DoA will from now on only be seasonal pictures of the parking lot.
wow, then we would end up in about ten year‘s time with the current buffer up to Jan 14th. still a bit early for Dorothy to be elected, though…
Tbh if I had one complaint its that theres no need to go through every month until whichever one is the current one. Maybe doing three at a time would suffice.
I understand that when these are all out it’s not gonna be an issue after that but even so it is just several strips of nothing
Artist mindset: “The idea appeals to me so I’m going to do it!”
Artists gonna art.
Ironically, from Willis’s footer notes, I suspect that he’s regretting the notion to do a ‘time passes’ montage. Mostly because drawing naked branches is hard.
I stand corrected
I used to stand corrected. Now days it’s so much easier to sit corrected.
I’m assuming we’ll be doing this until the comic is completely caught up with the ten years that have passed since it began.
We’ve got a few more days of this- the plan is to fast-forward to their very last term.
we get through twelve months, then Willis just posts the exact same November image again….
And the picks the story up from where it was. No explanation ever.
*then. Sigh
They took a year off due to plague.
The black car waits patiently, watching, ready to strike…
“My Lord Megatron, I’ve got to get moving soon! My systems are freezing!”
“Wildrider, you pitiable excuse for a warrior! You will stay there until the target arrives or you’ll have more to worry about than the cold!“
The time skips gotta stop now because the strip will look exactly the same for the next three months.
This makes me unreasonably upset.
You do realize that this comic is a gift from Willis and not something he owes us? But if being upset makes you feel better, go for it.
Technically a commercial transaction rather than a gift. Also they never said upset at Willis. Also people are allowed to have an emotional reaction to art and media, so long as they don’t make unreasonable demands of others based on their emotional reaction, which they didn’t, as they made no demands of any sort.
It’s not even possibly a commercial transaction unless the person in question is a Patreon supporter. Even on Patreon, though, the “transaction-y” things only extend to getting bonus comics and seeing tomorrow’s comic today AFAIK; the strips published on the site are free.
Aside from commercial, Tan is completely right. It was intended more as a reminder than an admonition, though I do miss the point of being unreasonably upset.
It is absolutely a commercial transaction between the viewer, Willis, and advertisers. All three parties provide something of value and get something of value to them.
You (hopefully) give a brief moment of attention to the advertiser’s ad, you get to read a comic.
The advertiser gets that attention and gives money to Willis.
Willis gets money and makes the comic. (Willis is also roundaboutly an ‘advertiser’ as well insofar as directing people to his Patreon, physical books, and merch)
Willis is a professional doing his job, not your buddy making a present for you because he likes you. (I mean, he might like you, I don’t know, but whether he does or not is an unrelated matter)
There are ads?
Yes
I admit I am kind of disapointed that we are missing out on how christmas went for them this year.
Okay, I am now officially shocked the time jump has lasted so long. o_O
I can deal with the time jump. Really, it’s cool. No worse than the last time someone chloroformed me and stuck me in a cryotank for…how long doesn’t matter but really. I don’t fit anywhen now. BUT, what DOES worry me is that car has not moved the entire time. When I see things like that, with no obvious damage. Be it car, yard, business it makes me wonder what is up. Someone could be missing, but nobody seemed to notice.
If Blaine’s death was faked, where better to hide out then in an abandoned vehicle on his arch-nemesis’s campus?
Blaine is not that smart…obsessed possibly. But just not quite smart or disciplined enough for that.
I thought I was just being sarcastic, when I said that the next story arc would just be parked cars, in a parking lot.
It’s traditional to do a victory dance in your underwear while yelling “CALLED IT!” at the top of your lungs.
Or maybe that’s just me.
Fools? Does that mean Galasso or Sydney are writing the hovertext? FOOOOOOOOLS!
This comic is amazing, four pages of essentially nothing happening but cars rusting, and the comment section is still going strong.
Just think what the comment section will look like when Carla and Joe jetpack into the scene holding hands.
And that’s even before we see the pursuing zombies in the next strip.
That’s because they’ve become besties, right? Because Carla/Joe and Carla/Rachel are two ships that would be a hard NO in any universe, for Walkyverse reasons
Ok, so, I was right about the snow sticking in January.
I don’t know what winter’s usually like in Indiana.
Is it like Ann Arbor?
I am very happy that I got super busy after moving and ended up taking an 8 month break from reading this comic. Can you imagine reading the past 200 pages a day at a time? That would have been torture!
Cue the entire readership glaring at you.
so is it gonna stop this winter or keep going another whole year
No. This is the comic now. Every day, a new month. Forever.
I just realized that tomorrow is the 10 year anniversary of DoA. I wonder if there’s going to be a special strip?
i think we had it 3 days ago
I feel we are being cheated out of some important details here.