That does irritate me a bit, but Ross’ and Blaine’s IQ does only differ by about five points, so great morons seem to think alike. I doubt Amber will make it this time, so it’s all up to Joyce and Faz now. Why would Faz help his dad murder a guy, though? Just what has he been told, and what does Blaine think he can pull off by bringing Faz along? Is Faz a convienient patsy?
Sal has pointed out before that she’s faster on foot than Amazi-Girl is on her “babyskates”; unless Amber/AG somehow makes the throw, she’s not catching up either.
I didn’t say she couldn’t make the throw at all; I just pointed out to the person above me (who was presumably referring to the wheels built into AG’s boots) that if the throw failed, then she’s not going to be able to catch up to the van.
But the context of Sal’s comment was specifically going uphill. To anyone who skates or bikes, it’s well known that runners are advantaged on uphill slopes, losing far less speed and wasting far less energy than wheeled vehicles. On what appears here to be a flat surface, Sal’s comment probably isn’t applicable
His hands are mostly conveniently hidden in both panels. Also check his changing expression, from anguish in panel 4 to determination in panel 6. (For contrast, Dorothy’s expression became more hopeless as the van speeded away).
It’s not Amazi-Girl, she’s gone and I don’t think Amber has the psychological bandwidth right now to summon her. Check the progression of Walky’s movement in panels 4 and 6.
I always wondered why people felt the need to run after speeding vehicles in action/thriller movies. Without superpowers, that way lies disappointment.
Even if that grapple catches it, someone’s in for SERIOUS Road Rash!
MINIMUM!
Really, I was thinking the same thing earlier: tonight’s Magnum reboot rerun has pretty much that, although there was a helicopter watching from above. So, in about 5 minutes from now, on KPIX, the new Magnum will be running after a white (I think) van with kidnappees inside.
Instinct maybe? If it’s running, chase it. Our ancestors were apparently good at persistent hunting where they slowly chased prey to death of exhaustion.
Right, it’s a Ruttech-powered generic sport bike. Probably similar to real-world 600cc Japanese bikes like the Yamaha YZF-R6, Honda CBR600RR, Kawakaki Ninja 650, or GSX-R600.
And we know Dorothy wakes up early to run every day, whilst Walky avoids exercise.
If he can keep up with her like that then his natural ability is impressive!
I thought the same. I mean, he slumps around most days and eats completely unhealthy food and somehow still has a flat muscly stomach. His metabolism has to be quite fast
Somewhere along the line, Amazi-Girl got her hands on an army surplus grappling-hook gun, like what was used to shoot the ropes up the cliffs of the Normandy beaches on D-day.
I also thought it was Walky from the way he’s in that 5th? 7th? Panel. Did not check until just now. Maybe we’re supposed to think it’s amber and the tag will disappear in a day or two or two.
I thought so to, but it’s most likely Amber/AG. The grappling hook gets kept with the costume, Amber/AG went back to the dorms for the costume, and the grappling hook hasn’t been produced since. When would Walky have gotten his hands on it?
I mean, if she was capable of being a pitcher, her and Ethan probably wouldn’t have broken up?
Ooooohhhh, you mean BASEBALL. Wow, first time I heard someone bring up baseball as something other than a euphamism. Uhm, okay, no, see, that’s still an issue, though. Noone outside of Japan cares about baseball, so as someone not from Japan I may be wrong about this, but I’m pretty sure throwing grappling hooks at the batter is a *huge* no-no.
I can’t bring myself to care about baseball, but that is a very hard, fast, far, and accurate throw (if it works), and I only know the one sport/job that it might be good for
Okay I’m gonna put my sleuthing hat on and say that the van is too far away and the grappling hook won’t land, but I think Amber has another way to chase after them.
My main reasoning is that she arrived back at the hostage house way earlier than Becky did despite them probably leaving around the same time. If anything Becky should’ve gotten their first I as imagine it would take Amber longer to get her gear than it would take Becky to schedule a tweet.
What I’m saying is that maybe Amber didn’t walk back to the hostage house. Just a theory though.
It says Amber in the tags (yet you don’t see her). I wonder if that is a hint to which personality is in control. It looks like Walky threw the grapple!
Huh. So Faz is tagged today, presumably because he’s in the van along with Blaine and Joyce, but he’s not tagged yesterday. Curiouser and curiouser… (And we’re seeing the same sides of the van as yesterday, so that’s not it.)
So if the Van is speeding away fast enough that sprinting people are rapidly losing ground (and the van is gaining speed, since I hardly think Blaine is going to pump the brake) and Amber attaches a grappling hook to it while she is moving at human speeds…
This strip is really depressing because it shows that the bad guy can win… which is something that happens in real life… If something bad happens to Joyce I am going to be really be pissed.
Also, Walky is surely running fast if he can keep up with Dorothy.
They couldn’t outrun him six feet to the van on foot, while he tossed joyce into the back and then went around to the front, got in, put the key in the ignition, closed the door, and drove away
But yeah, they’re totally gonna keep up on foot and throw a grappling hook with their hands and catch him.
Hes 18, its probably around 100 meters at most, hes not physically disabled and hes not carrying any extra weight so not sure it could be classified as astonishing…
Gonna be this. It was already foreshadowed when Faz behaved himself in Tree Square (or whatever that place Billie lives in now is called) after Joyce asked him to.
That hook is absolutely heading to a landing point halfway between them and the van, and even if it reached the van, the person holding it would have their arms ripped off… But Amber’s defied the laws of physics before.
I don’t remember it precisely but I swear to God someone called this yesterday. Pretty funny to read this last few trips with images of Book 10 “now let’s go commit something mildly subversive that doesn’t challenge authorities” oh my how things have changed.
1. Damn, Walky’s fast. Dorothy did track and field in high school, but he’s passing her.
2. This is another example of keeping the surprises near the edges of the strip, so they don’t show up in Patreon’s automatically generated blurry previews. If you go back and look at yesterday’s, you can kind of tell the van’s driving away and we keep cutting back to Dorothy’s face. The last panel with the grappling hook is completely cropped out. Nicely done!
Dorothy did Cross Country, it was Amber that was Track and Field. It’s likely adrenaline fueled. Walky’s legs probably gonna hurt a lot later as he has not been shown to be this fast under normal circumstances.
What no one seems to be remembering here, while she was having a panic attack yes, Joyce was still untied, and she was in a real fighty mood before that happened. Something tells me that van isn’t going straight for very long
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>Me, refreshing the page every ten seconds after midnight
And now you have to do it for another 24 hours.
She still has the wheels, I presume
Amazi-Girl Chase 2.0
That does irritate me a bit, but Ross’ and Blaine’s IQ does only differ by about five points, so great morons seem to think alike. I doubt Amber will make it this time, so it’s all up to Joyce and Faz now. Why would Faz help his dad murder a guy, though? Just what has he been told, and what does Blaine think he can pull off by bringing Faz along? Is Faz a convienient patsy?
Sal has pointed out before that she’s faster on foot than Amazi-Girl is on her “babyskates”; unless Amber/AG somehow makes the throw, she’s not catching up either.
It’s a wide-angle lens on those frames, Willis is pushing focus to make it look like the van is further away than it really is.
I didn’t say she couldn’t make the throw at all; I just pointed out to the person above me (who was presumably referring to the wheels built into AG’s boots) that if the throw failed, then she’s not going to be able to catch up to the van.
I think the point isn’t could she catch up on wheels but rather, can she skate after it if she makes the throw?
But the context of Sal’s comment was specifically going uphill. To anyone who skates or bikes, it’s well known that runners are advantaged on uphill slopes, losing far less speed and wasting far less energy than wheeled vehicles. On what appears here to be a flat surface, Sal’s comment probably isn’t applicable
Amber still isn’t going to be able to catch up to a speeding van on skates. That was the actual point of that bit.
The back of that van looked pretty smooth; not much of anything for the hook to catch on to.
I thought it was Walky throwing
Nevermind, he’s not even holding the hook a few panels earlier.
His hands are mostly conveniently hidden in both panels. Also check his changing expression, from anguish in panel 4 to determination in panel 6. (For contrast, Dorothy’s expression became more hopeless as the van speeded away).
It’s not Amazi-Girl, she’s gone and I don’t think Amber has the psychological bandwidth right now to summon her. Check the progression of Walky’s movement in panels 4 and 6.
Every Robin is destined to become Nightwing.
Amber is tagged, so that’s presumably her grappling hook.
Looks like it’s a bit out of range.
And a little late.
And nothing for the grapple to catch onto.
(Insert JL Batman “I need a longer grapple” clip here)
It’s been a long road…
Getting from there to here?
It’s been a long time, but my time is finally near
AMBER ALERT
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Nice one!
Feels!!!!!!!!!
I always wondered why people felt the need to run after speeding vehicles in action/thriller movies. Without superpowers, that way lies disappointment.
Even if that grapple catches it, someone’s in for SERIOUS Road Rash!
MINIMUM!
Really, I was thinking the same thing earlier: tonight’s Magnum reboot rerun has pretty much that, although there was a helicopter watching from above. So, in about 5 minutes from now, on KPIX, the new Magnum will be running after a white (I think) van with kidnappees inside.
Why are they always white?
Cheaper insurance, logo legibility, easier to hide in a parking lot.
Wait what, cheaper insurance?
As long as you are not in a fog-prone area, white vehicles are hit less often than other colors, presumably due to increased visibility
Upper Midwest. White cars are the color of snow. I’ve seen government agencies insisting on any color but white.
Other colors cost extra. Or at least they used to a couple of decades ago when my then employer was buying new vans.
Probably, other colors get more expensive paint jobs and induce more people to vandalism.
A lot of white commercial vans get a full graphic wrap (or at least lettering) put on before they’re put into service, too.
Also, white vehicles are easier to sell used.
Instinct maybe? If it’s running, chase it. Our ancestors were apparently good at persistent hunting where they slowly chased prey to death of exhaustion.
The future commander-in-chief told them to run.
ROAD TRIP!
Wait…does Amazi-girl have some wheels? We having another chase?
A long time ago I lobbied for her to have a competition-type go-kart so she could match Sal’s Honda motorcycle, but alas, it didn’t catch on.
Sal has a Honda? I thought the only known of it was that it had a Rutten company engine.
Right, it’s a Ruttech-powered generic sport bike. Probably similar to real-world 600cc Japanese bikes like the Yamaha YZF-R6, Honda CBR600RR, Kawakaki Ninja 650, or GSX-R600.
She has rollerskates in her boots.
*plays “Chevy Van” on…
…wait a minute.
Interesting bit of trivia … the song “Chevy Van” was used in a 1977 movie called “The Van”. The van in the movie was a Dodge….
They’re basically the same thing.
Try complimenting your blue-eyed girlfriend about her brown eyes and then try to tell HER it’s basically the same thing. Go ahead, I dare you.
Joke’s on you, her eyes are hazel with a little bit of blue.
If Blaine’s van had a big airbrush mural of a wizard fighting a dragon on the side, it would be a hell of a lot easier to pick out of a crowd.
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GRAPPLING HOOK bongo
TIME TO SPIDER-MAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Walky really put in effort into that sprint if he managed to out pace everyone and catch up to Dorothy the former track star.
Dorothy was cross-country, not track and field (that was Amber/Amazi-Girl).
A lot of cross country runners did track as well. We rarely beat the sprinters but we could leave most non runners in the dust.
And we know Dorothy wakes up early to run every day, whilst Walky avoids exercise.
If he can keep up with her like that then his natural ability is impressive!
I thought the same. I mean, he slumps around most days and eats completely unhealthy food and somehow still has a flat muscly stomach. His metabolism has to be quite fast
I’m fascinated that the 5’2″ Amazi-Girl shows prowess which suggests she ran hurdles in school here.
Is it just me, or does it seem like that grappling hook *absolutely* is not going to reach the van, given its speed?
Not just you.
Not just you… but maybe we’ve got a really distorted camera zoom going on for, I dunno, drama.
Somewhere along the line, Amazi-Girl got her hands on an army surplus grappling-hook gun, like what was used to shoot the ropes up the cliffs of the Normandy beaches on D-day.
The hovertext in today’s strip is a reference to this: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/crosscountry/
Both comics share the same name, by the by.
Well spotted!
The Amazi-Girl Guide to Dislocating Both Arms:
Step 1: See the last panel.
We’re assuming that it’s Amber with the grappling hook, but looking again, it just might be Walky…
Amber’s not otherwise visible, but she’s tagged; odds are it’s her, then.
I also thought it was Walky from the way he’s in that 5th? 7th? Panel. Did not check until just now. Maybe we’re supposed to think it’s amber and the tag will disappear in a day or two or two.
I thought so to, but it’s most likely Amber/AG. The grappling hook gets kept with the costume, Amber/AG went back to the dorms for the costume, and the grappling hook hasn’t been produced since. When would Walky have gotten his hands on it?
So she has hammerspace storage, Like Susan? There is no way she is storing a grappling hook that large, and that much rope, in one of those pouches.
if that hits, whoever’s throwing it should be a pitcher
I mean, if she was capable of being a pitcher, her and Ethan probably wouldn’t have broken up?
Ooooohhhh, you mean BASEBALL. Wow, first time I heard someone bring up baseball as something other than a euphamism. Uhm, okay, no, see, that’s still an issue, though. Noone outside of Japan cares about baseball, so as someone not from Japan I may be wrong about this, but I’m pretty sure throwing grappling hooks at the batter is a *huge* no-no.
I cared about baseball once, a few years ago.
I can’t bring myself to care about baseball, but that is a very hard, fast, far, and accurate throw (if it works), and I only know the one sport/job that it might be good for
106 years but the Cubbies Did it!
Go Cubs!
yeah I was thinking about the sport kind of balls
“Amazi-Girl, I’m sorry, but the club has to let you go.”
“But why? I’m the most accurate pitcher this club’s ever had!”
“Because you keep walking the batters! Every time! You haven’t gone a single inning without the umpire ejecting you!”
Does Track & Field include grappling hook toss?
I think that’s Walky and I’m sooo proud of him if it is. Hell, I’m proud of him anyway, just for pure speed outrunning everyone else lol.
It’s not Walky. Amber is tagged despite her body not being in any panel so that’s her grappling hook.
Even if she had a headstart, Dorothy is pretty speedy.
Extremely poor choice for one of Sarah’s slippers to come off.
And that grappling hook looks too short, what with the ever-rounding horizon and all.
Nah, the curve shows that it’s a wide-angle lens, so the van is closer than it looks.
The tunnel vision perspective is interesting.
Ninja’d. I was hoping that it was an artifact of the pursuers speed, but I think that’s just wishful thinking.
That’s some interesting perspective in the last panel.
Plot twist: it’s not actually a perspective thing, Blaine’s just driving down into a dry culvert.
That’s a thought. Though the road bends gradually as the chase progresses.
Willis is messing with the flat earthers.
This strip is excellently done. Really good composition. I can almost hear soundtrack the first fade then hit in the last panel.
Okay I’m gonna put my sleuthing hat on and say that the van is too far away and the grappling hook won’t land, but I think Amber has another way to chase after them.
My main reasoning is that she arrived back at the hostage house way earlier than Becky did despite them probably leaving around the same time. If anything Becky should’ve gotten their first I as imagine it would take Amber longer to get her gear than it would take Becky to schedule a tweet.
What I’m saying is that maybe Amber didn’t walk back to the hostage house. Just a theory though.
Exactly! Sal and her bike!
We can hope.
Becky had to stop and compose then schedule a tweet on a really cheap phone. That would take a few minutes.
A film theory! (Sorry)
Or she put a tracking device on the van?
Sal, Ruth, and Billie are still out there. And Sal still has a motorcycle. Ruth has a clue what’s going on because she ran into AmberGirl.
Damn! Walky runs FAST! Someone get him on the soccer team!
It says Amber in the tags (yet you don’t see her). I wonder if that is a hint to which personality is in control. It looks like Walky threw the grapple!
Amber not being otherwise visible would indicate that she was the one who threw the grapple.
I just noticed walky. Is not holding a grappling hook in panel 3, so unless he conjured it out of somewhere, Amber threw it.
Amazi-Girl or Sal?
Apparently Walky can haul ass if he is properly motivated. He had trouble chasing Joyce and AmaziGirl in the past, but look at him go!
Or he started running first and had a head start
You can see in 3 separate panels that the opposite happens. He started well behind everyone else and passes them all.
Oh shit, Mabel Pines is here guys!
You sure it’s not Webby Vanderquack?
GRAPPELING HOOK!
Bullshit if that hook lands.
Cue Blaine crashing the van into a herd of cattle. Stinky cattle.
Huh. So Faz is tagged today, presumably because he’s in the van along with Blaine and Joyce, but he’s not tagged yesterday. Curiouser and curiouser… (And we’re seeing the same sides of the van as yesterday, so that’s not it.)
Willis has forgotten to tag Faz so many times at this point he’s probably just assuming that he forgot again.
And we wonder why he is always so eager for attention.
Uh, guys, remember that Joyce can teleport. This has come up before.
Only in comedic situations.
Only if there’s a lizard on her head.
So if the Van is speeding away fast enough that sprinting people are rapidly losing ground (and the van is gaining speed, since I hardly think Blaine is going to pump the brake) and Amber attaches a grappling hook to it while she is moving at human speeds…
She’s going to Gwen Stacy herself.
amazi-girl is immune to critisism.
This strip is really depressing because it shows that the bad guy can win… which is something that happens in real life… If something bad happens to Joyce I am going to be really be pissed.
Also, Walky is surely running fast if he can keep up with Dorothy.
Look man, if something bad happens to Joyce I’m gonna crawl in this comic Cool World style and beat Blaine’s ass myself.
Plot twist: Blaine kills Joyce and gets away scot-free. Hank becomes the new protagonist and the entire comic turns into a gritty revenge story.
I’d read that spinoff
Oh dear.
What the hook is that?
Walkerton. The hell did you get a grappling hook from?
you’re gonna die. and sal’s gonna murder him
They couldn’t outrun him six feet to the van on foot, while he tossed joyce into the back and then went around to the front, got in, put the key in the ignition, closed the door, and drove away
But yeah, they’re totally gonna keep up on foot and throw a grappling hook with their hands and catch him.
I’m just waiting for someone to say its the adrenaline…
Desperation. What other options do they have left, but to keep the van in sight as long as possible?
Memorising the licence plate followed by calling the cops and letting them know whats happening
I‘m astonished Walky keeps up. He never exercises.
Is that Sal coming on scene with the grappling-hook?
Hes 18, its probably around 100 meters at most, hes not physically disabled and hes not carrying any extra weight so not sure it could be classified as astonishing…
Also, ADRENALINE!
I was hoping someone would say that in answer to *any* comment of Mark’s.
Yeah i forgot that
ADRENALINE!
also longer legs. Walky would fall behind soon, though.
Yep he’ll be gassing soon
PLOT TWIST: Dina is already in the back of the van, unnoticed
I SO hope this is true.
Or, it’s Faz, and he helps Joyce.
Gonna be this. It was already foreshadowed when Faz behaved himself in Tree Square (or whatever that place Billie lives in now is called) after Joyce asked him to.
Sorry to disappoint you, but she was standing behind Dorothy in yesterday’s strip. No realistic way she could have gotten into the van unseen.
However, it’s DINA, not Joyce, who seems to be the one with teleportation skills, so maybe she is still in there after all?
No, she isn’t there yet, but she will be when someone opens the door.
I’m assuming someone is at least trying to remember the license plate number.
Becky “one of youu pass me a phone, I have a tweeter update ta make”
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The hook looks like it’s gonna miss, or the line won’t be long enough, but you never know.
That hook is absolutely heading to a landing point halfway between them and the van, and even if it reached the van, the person holding it would have their arms ripped off… But Amber’s defied the laws of physics before.
At this point, I’m now expecting Sal in her motorbike to show up and save the day.
…I only just noticed Dotty also has Head Alien pajama www
I don’t remember it precisely but I swear to God someone called this yesterday. Pretty funny to read this last few trips with images of Book 10 “now let’s go commit something mildly subversive that doesn’t challenge authorities” oh my how things have changed.
*Mabel Pines voice* GRAPPLING HOOK!
“Track and Field”……well…..IT IS a Sprinter Van he’s driving, after all.
Two takeaways:
1. Damn, Walky’s fast. Dorothy did track and field in high school, but he’s passing her.
2. This is another example of keeping the surprises near the edges of the strip, so they don’t show up in Patreon’s automatically generated blurry previews. If you go back and look at yesterday’s, you can kind of tell the van’s driving away and we keep cutting back to Dorothy’s face. The last panel with the grappling hook is completely cropped out. Nicely done!
Dorothy did Cross Country, it was Amber that was Track and Field. It’s likely adrenaline fueled. Walky’s legs probably gonna hurt a lot later as he has not been shown to be this fast under normal circumstances.
Yep. That was definitely the last time they see Joyce. And Blaine. And Faz.
What no one seems to be remembering here, while she was having a panic attack yes, Joyce was still untied, and she was in a real fighty mood before that happened. Something tells me that van isn’t going straight for very long
Time good old big ball of violence
Darn… Time For
Still works. *starts the stopwatch*
*Blaine opens door*
*Blaine flies three meters bakwards*
*Faz craps his pants*
The Van Vanishes
All that grappling hook needs to do is contact one of the tires. After that, Blaine is going neither far nor fast.
This would also be safer for Amber, since she can let go of the tether.