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✪ Jonathan H. Gray says: “Beware the Tide Pods of March” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
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creepiest three-some =p
may as well leave Walky out and get some Samber action
I approve of this message.
Oh no.
Believe me. I’ve heard of creepier threesomes.
Well, I suppose that’s what I get for getting behind on my blackmail payments
Creepier than threesome fetish play with your twin sister?
Well, wait, we’re talking about humans. Of COURSE you’ve heard of creepier.
Still, gotta wonder if Willis has already doodled the act.
[After all, he’s gotta work his fetish Slipshines up to the point where it’ll just seem natural when he starts releasing nothing but Transformers porn.]
And if not, Rule 34 states SOMEONE eventually will..
This is oddly specific
Too late – someone already did……..[not gonna Google THAT]
My brother invited me to join him and his wife. I had to decline that one.
Puh-leeze.
Salazi-Girl is true OTP.
…Salacious-Girl?
But Samber+Walky+one seaweed wig=Most incredible potential ever.
Threesomes don’t work very well when the horny is gone
And you need extra horny to even get that ship off the beach.
This is basically 99% of that one site that is a hub.
In years to come, chase scenes will develop into a full-on kink for Amber. Her spouse will discover piles of Tom and Jerry and Keystone Kops DVDs hidden in the bedroom.
It will be confusing but explain a few things, like why she has a Mad Max Fury Road poster taped above the bed, and while she likes to have “Meep meep” whispered in her ear during.
Scooby Doo is in the Date Night pile.
There should be both a hyphen and an exclamation point.
The scenes with the gang being chased through a hallway of doors are reserved for very special occasions.
It’ll be an issue for her if she and Walky are still together; because there’s no way he’ll be turned on while constantly thinking of excercise
I dunno, if she can direct it into chasing rather than being chased I can see him being OK with being stalked and pounced upon unexpectedly…
So typical sexually charged attire would be Amber wearing a tiger costume and Walky a red t-shirt with black stripes, black pants, and white sneakers.
Or just a red T-shirt while pondering pondering pondering
The Keystone Kops were basically the apertif of one- and two-reelers they were in; never the main charaters. They basically showed up for the last 1 to 2 minutes.
Now if you want a chase scene, there’s plenty of Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd to go around.
What ever happened to bygones?
Eh, the appeal of smooshing a male version of Sal still stands.
The problem with letting bygones be bygones is that they’re still bygones. You have just as many bygones as you started with, and haven’t actually accomplished anything.
I just looked up the definition of bygone, because I never knew in the sense if that phrase, and I don’t think a living person can be a bygone. Bygone means “belonging to an earlier age,” so by definition, it cannot include living people, as they belong here, in the current age. Of course, people frequently (and without awareness) use this as a rhetorical device to demean something they disagree with (I had a roommate say, “That’s so 20th century…” But it was about something taking place in the 21st century, so by definition, was not 20th century). I’m sick of rhetorical manipulation like this.
After looking into the phrase though, I don’t think “bygone” was actually meant to be about people. It’s about events. It’s saying “this event happened in the past, let’s let it go and be in the present.” But it has morphed to where people think of the word as being about people instead of events.
I think you are misunderstanding bygones as referring to people. As far as I can tell it is usually meant to refer to something a person has done in the past, therefore an event.
I would also argue that an earlier age may not necessarily refer to an early societal as as defined by historians, but simply an earlier point in time, when people (or group dynamics, etc) were in a different place in their life,sometimes physically, but usually emotionally.
I conclude that the phrase “let bygones be bygones” is a valid phrase referring to a event that happened in a person’s past. In this case, Amber stabbing Sal’s hand when they were much younger.
And that at this point in society you can just say bygones with the implication that you intend the whole phrase “let bygones be bygones”.
… I have never heard anyone use ‘bygones’ to mean ‘people’. It’s always been about things happening in the past.
Hell, I’ve hardly ever seen it in a context where ‘people’ works as a context, since it’s almost always two people talking about setting aside some beef between themselves.
It never occurred to me before until now, but . . . are you Kaminokat?
I don’t even know who that is, let alone being them. >_>
K. They’re a YouTuber the missus and I used to watch. Your name just suddenly reminded me of theirs, so I thought I’d ask.
I mean, you can determine the meaning pretty easily just by looking at the word.
By gone. As in, “times gone by”. Similar concept, same roots. It refers to events or actions in the past. Hence, “let bygones be bygones” means “let things gone by be things that’ve gone by”, or “let the past be the past”.
I’m not really following this conversation nesting well but, yeah, I can at least say that applying the idiom to people is just.. hard to process.
No, really, Walky, she doesn’t give a shit. You’re just trying to make yourself feel better
“But if you hate Amber, I don’t have to think about the fact this is actually all our mom’s doing!”
THERE’S an element I hadn’t considered was on Walky’s or Sal’s radar! Good one.
Exactly! Just pretend I upvoted this comment.
Given that discussion of racking up mistakes and never thinking about them again, I suspect there’s also an element of ‘there’s no way these two, who have both entered and ended emotionally significant relationships in the time between school starting and midterms, stay together permanently, and the sooner they get this out of their systems and break up the sooner I can go to coldly civil with Amber.’ (Maybe not full COLD, cold, but like, windbreaker levels of cool.)
But aren’t she and Amber skate buddies now?
Which puts Amber at the same level of “buddy” as Malaya.
Except one Sal invited into the skate buddy thing, rather than tolerating for Marcie’s sake.
Amber’s a little into it if she’s gonna be honest
The whole thing hits multiple kinks, so no surprise.
also, I think she is mentally updating a few of her favorite fanfic.
That’s a surprisingly coherent conversation for being had while at a full sprint :v
Yes, Sal is not going to be an excuse for your relationship drama. She flips the bird to anime conventions.
I’ve attended one or two anime conventions, and by and large they’ve earned it.
Aw, maaaan. Not only did I get ninja’d, yours is funnier.
Apologies. And I like yours better, you gave an actual reason.
I attend dozens yearly . the fact that there are no outright purge mobs us some days impresses me and terrifies me for what’s to come
Any sensible person does. They’re just too crowded.
Yes, Sal is not going to be an excuse for your relationship drama. She flips the bird to
animeWalkverse conventions.Maaaaaaaybe while she was studying was a bad time. On the other hand, it DID kill the mood for at least one of them so. Good job, Walky?
Also, that’s fairly decent advice in panel two.
When even your sister is saying “just fuck already!”
Walky, I have a question for you
What the fuck
If he’s anything like me, he just blurts whatever the hell comes across his mind without thinking
Makes sense for him, as it’s an ADHD thing, but this particular example is still… *whoooof*
#nofilter
That’s my favorite category
*plays “Lightning Strikes” on the hacked Muzak*
Amber is not a quitter.
She’s an amazing girl.
An Amazi-Girl, one could say.
The genuine article?
I love the final panel :))))
Okay, that seems like the worst kink ever. Sal, go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
Walky’s being frustrating, but if i found out a gal stabbed one of my brothers or sisters, even under possibly justifiable circumstances, I’d probably need more than like at most a week to digest that information, especially if you also have the Asher revelation so recently, and it bringing things back around to issues with mom that Walky’s already flirting with having to address due to remembering that she indeed favored him and colorism displayed by both parents.
All that shit rattling in his brain, I can understand the complicated emotions, especially in a guy who isn’t keen on handling even relatively simple emotions. Sal and Walky didn’t exactly get much in the way of preparation for that from the parents.
She could count this as getting even with her if Sal imagines herself stabbing Amber while using Walky as a knife.
That’s the creepiest way to use your twin to stab somebody I’ve heard of… Also I don’t think Walky would consent to it.
Wait, are there other ways?
miri, I don’t think Walky’s getting a choice.
DoA Book 9 or 10 or whatever it is now: FER HEAVENS SAKE AH WILL GRAB YER PENIS AN’ CRAM IT INTO HER MYSELF IF IT’LL JUST SHUTCHA BOTH UP
Book 9: THE HORNY IS REMARKABLY RESILIENT
DoA Book 10: Go Have A Fuckapalooza Fer All Ah Care
Man, I feel like I didn’t make enough mistakes in college. Just a total background character.
I got to wonder how roller derby practice is going for these two.
Walky Amber did one of those things.
Blaming Amber for the other thing is not a good look.
Like really not a good look.
So, yesterday I claimed that Sal would prefere to not be involved in Walky’s and amber’s sex life.
I… uh… turned out to be wrong.
Still, just for this one, I’m not going to ask for the slipshine.
It really hits home how much Walky has changed since he was a child.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/gofundme/
Now that would a slipshine I’d read.
Instant 12 months subscription right there.
Still, all things considered, I would say that Walky’s project to distract himself from having to study goes pretty well.
He was studying. Amber interrupted him.
Yes, he had opened his book. I’m sure he was studying very hard.
And it’s not like he didn’t try his very best to make sure Amber kept distracting him.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/02-to-remind-you-of-my-love/playground/
“Frankly the running and heart rate increase are kind of getting me going!”
I…
I may draw that.
We are counting on it
Maybe like in a way Sal is forcibly walks hips into Amber?…Jesus what am I saying, Willis was probably planning this crap, “Lets see him draw this mental image” is probably what he said while typing out the dialogue.
*forcibly guiding.
That would be very appreciated. Please do it.
…. so someone’s filming this and uploading it to the interwebs for posterity, right?
I believe Danny is sitting somewhere nearby playing chase music on his ukulele whilst scowling because Sal never offered to cram his penis into Amber and that sounds possibly kinkier than the grappling rope stuff…
i fear i might be the only one who doesn’t ship walky and amber. i can’t put my finger out what about it exactly i don’t like, but it just doesn’t sit with me well. maybe it has to do with sal?? or dorothy even?? idk but it’s just not for me
Willis is saving Jason and Amber for later.
the best ship there is, other than mike and someones mother
The best ship is definitely Mike and someone’s mother. For a nickle, of course.
Let me assure you I have been NOPEing at it from day 1 and shall continue to do so.
Nah it feels wrong to me too. Just waiting for it to blow over
I don’t love it because neither of them challenges the other in any meaningful way (cf. Joe and Joyce).
Remarkably Resilient.
Just like Mike.
((Ask your mom.))
Incredibly uncalled for, Walky.
Beats studying.
Yup.
No, I meant that it was a fairly mean thing to say to ones sister, uncalled for.
that feeling in which You Are Amber
I disagree with Sal. Every mistake you make will follow you. Those bottles of alcohol? A damaged liver and a car crash that lacked INTEGRITY. That orgy? Three STDs and a pregnancy. That fight in a bar? A stab and some broken bones. A car race? Many casualties? Dark Souls 3? Hours without resting and too much frustration. A Homestuck post defending Vriska? Been there, done that.
Enjoy your life, but be aware that your actions not only hurt you. You affect other people’s lives even when that isn’t your intention.
Once again I’m imagining Sal sounding like Applejack, but with actual swearing.
Pretty sure there was an alt-text that damn near confirmed that.
Man, these Slipshines are getting complex.
Amber: “Nooo, it is just revealing new socially awkward kinks!”
YuuuuuP
3 some
Wouldn’t it be interesting if while running they come upon an unusual blood stain on the pavement?
A freakin decade later and we’re still in first semester. Willis is gonna be writing this until he’s old and grey
I love how Walky keeps throwing this in Ambers face, when Sal didnt get sent away for 5 years bc she got stabbed, but because she held up a convenient store and took A HoSTAGE.
Yea and frankly blaming people for being attacked or for being the friend of the person attacked for being in the wrong place at the wrong time is a jackass move.
Well that’s Walky for you honestly, I get it, if AMBER is to blame, then his Mom ISN’T to blame, but seriously, Amber don’t sleep with the guy that casually likes to throw this in your face.
I still feel like the level of grudge against amber is uncalled for. At the very least, her reaction back then was, if not justified, at least understandable. Can Walky, at least to some level understand that seeing your own life and you’ friend’s life getting threatened can lead you to some stupid reaction?
I’m sure that’s someone’s kink.
Yeeep. Probably named something like “Human Studding” or something similar.
Heard this in the Brain’s voice. Giggled hysterically. Getting strange looks from my coworkers.
What kind of forbidden literature does Sal read in that book with blank cover? Batman comics?
“Cram” is such a great word. We already had an instance of it as a sound effect during Walky’s previous encounter with free pizza. It’d be entertaining indeed if Sal’s threat comes true and the sound of the sex act was the same as the pizza act.
Also, imagine strolling by this scene, uninvolved in the goings-on, and that’s the only part of the conversation that cuts thru the clutter. I would be laughing to myself all day.
I mean, she’s not Amber’s sister, Amber’s horny can stay where it is.
I’m sure I’ve posted this before but it bears repeating: Walky? Stop trying to help. Please.
Also, Walky, haven’t we established that it was your parents’ decision to send them away? And even if it weren’t, Amber had nothing to do with Sal robbing a store, being arrested, and receiving whatever punishment came with that. The scar is a fair cop, though.
Where. Is. Mike.
And now Willis moves the Mike strip one day further back in the buffer.
Every time someone asks about Mike, we find out a week later. When we never find out what happened to him, know it’s all your fault.
I’m between my desire to never speak of Mike again with my desire to never see him again.
There’s a wake with Mike’s picture in the wreath over on Something*Positive. Maybe your wishes will both be granted, or maybe Randy’s trolling us bigtime.
They’re about to trip over him.
I honestly love Sal. She’s the romanticest (yes, I just made a word) sweetheart of them all. <3
DO IT SAL, DO IT!!!!!!!
if you want to shut her up it’s not down there you have to stuff it.
I mean, if you do it
rightwrongright it still will.Okay, NOW Sal is my hero. Amber’s horny, but we still don’t know what happened to Mike, Blaine, and Toedad. Honestly, I only care about Mike. I’m just kinda hoping the other two eedjits got themselves locked up.
Calling it now —
Walky receives a wedgie in 3.. 2.. 1..
Did anyone else notice the slipshine ad on the side is no longer the Ethan/Mike one but an older one?
It’d be kind of tacky having a Slipshine ad with a dead guy.
Oh, so this is my birthday strip. Thanks for the weirdness, Willis.
It’s the birthday strip you deserve.
Everyone look at the last panel of this comic! http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20181031#.Xi9FWmlOmeM
There’s been a Mike-spotting on another webcomic! https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01272020.shtml
On I side note, I love how these comic writers play off of each other … check out https://somethingpositive.net/ for January 27th
We should probably include a NSFW warning for its sexualized use of gravy…
Permalink: https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01272020.shtml
Something positive has had canon crosovers with other comics before, notably girls with slingshots, this has a non-zero chance of being what actually happened.
Something*Positive is having a wake for Mike. Does Randy know more than us non-comic-making peons, or is he trolling us?
…probably both?
On a totally different note: Does anyone here follow the Something Positive comic strip?
Part of today’s comic involves a wake for someone. They have a memorial picture of the deceased, which looks a little like Mike…similar yellow hair color and stile,… similar shirt to what he was wearing last time we saw him, a sort of scowl. Coincidence or an inside joke? We do know the 2 artists have collaborated in the past so I assume they follow each other’s work.
https://somethingpositive.net/sp01272020.shtml
That certainly looks deliberate. A “little” like Mike? That is Mike, I’m…positive of it.
And a dude dressed as a fuck chicken is, in fact, completely appropriate for his memorial
My immediate question was more “referential humor or accidental spoiler?” But then it occurred to me, from what I’ve learned of Randy from reading his comic it’s probably just intentionally misleading – they’re “missing” Mike because he’s been gone from the comic for like a week.
To be fair though, S*P is in the Walkyverse, so it might be a different Mike.
Unless he got punted so hard he ended up in a different universe, and now they’ll never find the body…
ooo kinky
Sooo Um is Mike dead? Because todays Something positive had a wake for a character that looks remarkably like Mike.
of darn……Something Positive……omg……..this has happened before…..When the web comic Queen of Wands ended…….Something Positive and Checkerboard Nightmare…..gave us an cruel continuation.
The “good” news is that Something Positive has been shown to take place in the Shortpacked universe in the past. Characters there adopted some of choo-choo-bear’s kittens.
So either this is Shortpacked Mike’s funeral. Of there exists two Mikes, and Shortpacked Mike can wander into the DOA universe any second and really confused things.
I honestly forgot this was still their first semester…