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Even squishy, it’d be hard to wrangle. But Becky probably would have figured out how to overcome some of the obstacles before getting to Dina’s room, which would at least help with not waking her up.
I want to know where she purchased a gigantic velociraptor this early on a Sunday morning.
That’s preposterous. Clearly Becky went to check if Joyce was feeling okay, and, while discussing Joyce’s faith, went and made a deal with Dorothy for insider political knowledge in exchange for Dorothy entering into Dina’s room through the half-bath and Joyce teleporting in holding the plushie and then exiting through the half-bath with Dorothy. Obviously.
I want to see a story in the Star Wars universe where a Force-sensitive character is picked up by a Sith Lord and starts training them, but they’re so singlemindedly consumed by something totally different and silly than just “power” that they just skip being influenced by the Dark Side.
Basically Dina as Palpatine but instead of fascism everyone gets the SHIT educated out of them on dinosaurs.
It’s been a while, so my memories are a bit faint.
early on, isn’t there a Light Side morality option that basically amounts to telling your Sith Master, “Ah, yes… I tortured the slave so hard he and the rest of them evaporated. here’s the information.”, after letting the slave go free?
Can’t remember that one specifically, but I do remember doing light side shenanigans with the prisoners.
One of my favorite moments was when I was sent to kill the parents of a powerful jedi apprentice to push her towards the dark side. They were servants in a palace on Alderaan.
I instead gave them a life of luxury in the Empire, and my Sith Master commended me for my cleverness because their “betrayal” would hurt worse than their deaths.
Becky seems to be suffering a lot of buyer’s remorse. It’s weird as you’d think she’d just own she made the deal she did. After all, Robin is only benefiting because of Becky’s pro-gay rights activity.
The conflict in their relationship will be Becky’s feelings for Joyce. Honestly I bet even Leslie comes around to understanding Becky’s side of things with Robin. Leslie Bean is chill like that
Becky was very specifically negotiating with Robin earlier to be her campaign manager instead of an intern because of the salary she’d receive as the former.
A T. Rex might have thought that, if it could think that. Also, it feels like there should be some way to effectively associate an extinction joke with Rowen’s statement, but I’m not seeing it.
I’m not saying I would vote for a candidate who couldn’t afford to campaign well because they spent too much on giant plush dinosaurs, but I am saying that maybe we shouldn’t discount it as a viable re-election strategy.
This is the DoAverse. While not as wacky as the Walkiverse, the Giant Mutant Honeybun is a major pasty brand here instead of a deadly kaiju of sweet delights as an example, things still get pretty wacky. Spending money for plush dinosaurs makes as much sense as anything else as a campaign strategy. Especially if they can somehow tie it into a rather stodgy opponent.
Becky is feeling guilty because, in the end, she chose her own education and comfort over making Robin promise to stick to her campaign promises. Most people would like to think that if we were put in that position, we could sacrifice half of that to make the country a better place. But there’s no knowing that until we actually find ourselves in such a spot.
If you’re in state, not all colleges force you to live in dorms freshmen year. Not all colleges have enough space for all freshmen anyways. Not sure about IU but if their transfers are already backed up, I’m guessing the rooms are blocked up.
To be fair if Robin is honest such a promise is unneeded because she’s already promising her voters something, if Robin is dishonest can Becky really count on her to keep her promise to be a good person after the election. And it is super illegal to do anything to make such a promise enforcible.
Why not? It’s clear she’s not ideologically tied to her stance. It was a pose to get her elected. Now, if she wins, she’s found a different and more effective pose to get re-elected. Why wouldn’t she stick with it?
This. Robin isn’t evil in the mustache twirling vein. She’s convenient net-benefit (to her). When an actual wrong has a face on it she will flat out go against party lines (put that jag in a cell). What makes her happy is staying elected, so that’s her song and dance routine.
There was an actual wrong that had several faces on it beforehand (LGBTQ+ rights abuses) and she did jack shit and made mealy mouthed excuses to stay on party lines.
Not quite the same thing, though it should be. That’s still abstract. Not people she knows. Much easier to write off.
I’m not saying she’s a good person though, just that she’s not going to turn and attack LGBTQ people again just because she’s evil. If she gets re-elected because of her LGBTQ support, she’ll likely stick with it, because that now serves her interest.
Unless the party can convince her it doesn’t, which is possible, I suppose.
Hah, you can pretty much hear the wheels in Dina’s head free-spinning.
“Suskityrannus… hadrosaurs… Mnyamawamtuka… huh, I’m awake. NOPE, I’M STILL DREAMING! THERE IS AN INACCURATE BUT STILL AWESOME GIANT REPRESENTATION OF A VELCIORAPTOR IN MY ROOM. WHY IS THERE A RAPTOR IN MY ROOM? HAVE I BEEN WRONG ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF GOOD ALL ALONG? No, that is not a plausible explanation…. Becky is here. Becky has given me a giant velcioraptor. Wow, that was a mighty interesting feeling in my pants. Must comfort Becky over inaccuracies in the representation. Must not seem ungrateful when the person I love give me the perfect gift. But how did the miracle come to pass? Huh? Selling out to evil politicians, is that a thing we do now? NO BECKY SAD, MUST COMFORT! BECKY MIGHT TAKE AWESOME VELCIORAPTOR AWAY IF I SAY THE WRONG THING! MUST COMFORT MORE!!!!
That’s a very inaccurate velociraptor. More of a generic theropod, really, and one that’s only less inaccurate than the Crystal Palace Megalosaur because it looks like it’s probably bipedal.
I would love to see the Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong episode on this plushy…
To be fair, Dina DOES seem to be in a mild state of shock. When she comes down from her dino high, she may have questions for Becky such as, “Your plan as her campaign manager involves having her fight for the rights of you and I and others like us, correct? This wasn’t a decision you made in error out of excitement?”
Not *too* much of a moral conflict; by purchasing the dinosaur, Becky used funds that would otherwise go toward helping someone who votes against their humanity get elected.
Well, all Becky has to do is drag it on stage a few times and it is a legitimate campaign expense. I am sure she can spin something to explain the relevance of a dinosaur at a Republican compaign rally.
Soooo….
1:Robin is extremely selfish, and I feel as though if Becky gets her re-elected, Robin would more than likely follow through, if only because she sees it as beneficial to herself.
2:Becky’s life has been hell. She needs stability in her life. Personally, I think she would have been better off staying with Leslie, at least for the near future, but by working for Robin as the deal is she gets that stability. Safe home, regular(ish?) income. It was a safe bet and she deserves one of those.
3:”I gave my adorable lesbian assistant the money to buy her (also adorable) girlfriend a giant plush dinosaur as a meaningful birthday gift” is a powerful campaign. You’ve got sentimentality, you’ve got the LGBTQIA+ angle that was the entire catalyst to this in the first place, you’ve got a giant plush dinosaur. It’s got everything.
Regarding your point 2 – Leslie gives the impression of being stable but she isn’t really. Her personal life is a bit of a train wreck (with a girlfriend whom I am concerned may turn out to be abusive) and, in any case, with a boatload of her own traumas and issues she needs to work through. She’s probably a better choice than Robin but I do think it’s a smaller gap than many realise.
If I were the campaign’s lawyer I would 100% recommend using the plush dinosaur gift as a little publicity stunt. It would provide a solid legal argument against any accusation of campaign finance violations because the gift was used to promote the campaign. And it would give Robin cred on her new LGBTQ stance.
Is there a reason Robin can’t just say she gave Becky a bonus, because she realized money concerns (or concerns which could be solved with money) were distracting Becky from her job.
I’m assuming Robin knew about and was okay with this.
If Ethan is indeed an SI of Willis’s toy collector side then, yes, it makes sense that his mental image of a utahraptor would be based on what must be his favourite Maximal.
Considering the options for homeless gay teenagers, Becky has been fortunate. No food, no shelter can lead to worse outcomes than this. I cut her a lot of slack in what are desperate times.
“See this card? It means that I’m an official aide to a Congressional Representative. Do you want it all over the news that Indiana U makes it a policy to stop Members of Congress from making donations disadvantaged students?”
To quote Robin on getting the landlord to let into Leslie’s apartment “‘cuzza the thing.”
More seriously, why would anyone stop her? Becky comes in and out to visit all the time. A plush dinosaur might get stares, but isn’t an obvious threat that needs to be stopped.
But look at how large that thing is. Attracts a lot of attention, quite apart from the physical challenge of moving it.
(I don’t think it fit it in the elevator.)
This strips alt text combined with my avatar pretty much sums up my thoughts on today’s strip. My heart cannot take this much extra Dina being THIS extra!
“Do not apologize becky you purchased me a gigantic velociraptor” might be the favorite line I’ve read from Willis since the old roomies shirt about a friend for life getting you supplies for your orgy.
“After decades of wrestling with who I really am, I’ve come to understand and accept some things about myself,” Nathan Ivie, a first-term member of the Utah County Commission, says in the video, posted Wednesday.
The story does not mention a new redheaded campaign manger with an undercut, but I am sure the editor just removed it because of a word count limit.
I respect "what inspired you to become a cartoonist" followed by a panel exemplifying the worst example of cartooning, just a solid block of unillustrated text, as a bit
Seriously, I'm getting kinda pissed off that "sassy biting comment" is so far the only form of punishment these judges will ever give these utter bastards
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Fucking astonishing how low these numbers are. If you're in the 75% who say they don't know any trans people, you do, they just don't trust you enough to be out to them.
it’s the Grand Gesture that counts (for some reason)!
(though hell, not like plushes can’t be modded)
Maybe it suffered molting.
With enough modding, will it evolve into Big Bird?
After millions of generations…
Arguably, it looked like Big Bird from the very beginning.
In the beginning was the Big Bird.
Hmm.
Thanks for this. I gigglesnorted in a most undignified manner.
Becky is conflicted.
Dina however exists in a binary state. You either have a big dinosaur or don’t, and anything else is unnecessary details.
Dina will hopefully allow Becky to exalt in her power.
Exult.
.. or both.
After all, we just concentrate on what is important.
“You either have a big dinosaur or you’re wrong”
Fixed it for you, Doctor.
Dinosaurs in a big blue box!
Dinosaurs on a Spaceship
“A life without a big dinosaur is possible, but meaningless!”
Vicco von Bülow, translated and slightly modified.
And this is why i say Dina is just the short, Asian version of me
Who’s Sorry Now?…
Oddly enough, today’s strip is sponsored by the Democratic National Committee.
…how did she get that thing in her room?
especially without waking Dina up?
I mean, it’s a plush. They squish, usually.
Even squishy, it’d be hard to wrangle. But Becky probably would have figured out how to overcome some of the obstacles before getting to Dina’s room, which would at least help with not waking her up.
I want to know where she purchased a gigantic velociraptor this early on a Sunday morning.
Not so hard to handle. You put the head through first, then angle it around and squash the belly a little. It’ll go right in.
Well she has experience with shoving things into tiny closets so…
You know how Joyce can teleport to Dorothy? Well, Becky can teleport to Dina.
That’s preposterous. Clearly Becky went to check if Joyce was feeling okay, and, while discussing Joyce’s faith, went and made a deal with Dorothy for insider political knowledge in exchange for Dorothy entering into Dina’s room through the half-bath and Joyce teleporting in holding the plushie and then exiting through the half-bath with Dorothy. Obviously.
I just assumed Becky is a great student under the master of stealth, Dina
…Heh. Becky studies under Dina. Heheh
If that flashback strip with Kaitlin is any indication, Becky might prefer to be on top.
It’s that lesser known lesbian teleportation power.
I knew lesbians could self-duplicate and change size at will, but teleportation? That’s a power nobody told me they had.
Note to self: Put together a D&D party of lesbian half-elves.
Maybe it shipped in a giant vacuum bag, like those mail-order foam mattresses.
She put a closet in the door, walked in, and announced that she’s a lesbian.
Then there was plenty of space.
Come on. That’s ridiculous.
That would have woken Dina up.
Cartoon physics. She just pulled it out from behind her back
Dina with more expressions is more powerful than I’d feared.
Hopefully Dina will convince her to support Robin all the way until Becky can eliminate her and become Chancellor of the Galactic Republic.
Then…then the Jedi will fall.
“Execute Order 66 Million.”
*slow clap*
I want to see a story in the Star Wars universe where a Force-sensitive character is picked up by a Sith Lord and starts training them, but they’re so singlemindedly consumed by something totally different and silly than just “power” that they just skip being influenced by the Dark Side.
Basically Dina as Palpatine but instead of fascism everyone gets the SHIT educated out of them on dinosaurs.
That is kind of my Sith Warrior character in SWTOR.
It’s been a while, so my memories are a bit faint.
early on, isn’t there a Light Side morality option that basically amounts to telling your Sith Master, “Ah, yes… I tortured the slave so hard he and the rest of them evaporated. here’s the information.”, after letting the slave go free?
Can’t remember that one specifically, but I do remember doing light side shenanigans with the prisoners.
One of my favorite moments was when I was sent to kill the parents of a powerful jedi apprentice to push her towards the dark side. They were servants in a palace on Alderaan.
I instead gave them a life of luxury in the Empire, and my Sith Master commended me for my cleverness because their “betrayal” would hurt worse than their deaths.
Dina’s expressions are the best. For example, when she attempted Joyce’s triangle smile.
*smack*
No. None of that. Shame on you.
the Triangle Smile transcends shame – I read an old crime novel where a stage actress mixed up in a murder was known for her triangle smile
That.
That was an image I did not remember.
Thanks to the brain bleach. No thanks to you.
Dina equips Emoting!
But, Dina already has four slots equipped. What shall she unequip?
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Dina: “This will do, as much as you wearing my dino-jammies.”
“Oh, that’s not for you Dina. I just wanted to show it to you.”
Becky seems to be suffering a lot of buyer’s remorse. It’s weird as you’d think she’d just own she made the deal she did. After all, Robin is only benefiting because of Becky’s pro-gay rights activity.
No, Becky is having seller’s remorse. It’s common when your soul has been purchased.
It’s kind of fascinating that Robin thinks this is a fun party time and slumber party while Becky is disgusted by her at all levels.
You’ve never had a boss like that? I’ve had two.
Oh yeah, this isn’t gonna end well
Dina supports Becky’s decision to betray Leslie because dinosaurs.
This is this. That is that.
No, it’s gonna end GREAT cuz they’re gonna smooch and smoochin’ solves everything
honestly, like, if there’s gonna be a point of conflict in their relationship i’m having trouble seeing how it would be… this
The conflict in their relationship will be Becky’s feelings for Joyce. Honestly I bet even Leslie comes around to understanding Becky’s side of things with Robin. Leslie Bean is chill like that
Her name should be Chill Bean.
Of course. Giant Velociraptor plushies can get you out of having to apologize for anything.
Does Becky have a salary? It doesn’t seem to realize she should get one.
Becky was very specifically negotiating with Robin earlier to be her campaign manager instead of an intern because of the salary she’d receive as the former.
Not clear. She may have gotten room and board and college enrollment in lieu of salary.
That’s what’s i thought too, but…
Yeah, she used campaign money to buy that, it’s still unclear.
I’d say they’d make out on it, but Dina just woke up and probably could stand to brush her teeth.
I have to admit I would sell out most of my ideals in exchange for a giant plushie Triceratops or Plesiosaur.
Except that one. LGBTQIA+ are people. Many, more people than me.
The needs of the many outweighed the need for a few Triceratops, for the one.
A T. Rex might have thought that, if it could think that. Also, it feels like there should be some way to effectively associate an extinction joke with Rowen’s statement, but I’m not seeing it.
The Triceratops is extinct now, you will not find a single living specimen world-wide.
So why is the QUILTBAG still not treated as people everywhere?
Honestly, if Becky wastes the money riding this to buy Dina dinosaurs and there’s not enough left for a decent campaign, I am TOTALLY okay with that.
And then it all goes horribly wrong and Robin gets re-elected anyway.
“Hey, that lady spent all her money on dinosaurs! That’s just the kind of practical, down-to-earth thinking we need! She’s got my vote!”
I’m not saying I would vote for a candidate who couldn’t afford to campaign well because they spent too much on giant plush dinosaurs, but I am saying that maybe we shouldn’t discount it as a viable re-election strategy.
This is the DoAverse. While not as wacky as the Walkiverse, the Giant Mutant Honeybun is a major pasty brand here instead of a deadly kaiju of sweet delights as an example, things still get pretty wacky. Spending money for plush dinosaurs makes as much sense as anything else as a campaign strategy. Especially if they can somehow tie it into a rather stodgy opponent.
This is distorted in the press into a campaign contribution from the fossil fuels industry, which is a good thing for Republicans.
Becky is feeling guilty because, in the end, she chose her own education and comfort over making Robin promise to stick to her campaign promises. Most people would like to think that if we were put in that position, we could sacrifice half of that to make the country a better place. But there’s no knowing that until we actually find ourselves in such a spot.
Shouldn’t Becky get a dorm room after enrolling, though? Not sure how that works when you come in mid-semester.
She’s enrolled to start in the spring semester – in January – so she can’t move into a dorm until then.
If you’re in state, not all colleges force you to live in dorms freshmen year. Not all colleges have enough space for all freshmen anyways. Not sure about IU but if their transfers are already backed up, I’m guessing the rooms are blocked up.
IU requires you to live in dorms first year.
To be fair if Robin is honest such a promise is unneeded because she’s already promising her voters something, if Robin is dishonest can Becky really count on her to keep her promise to be a good person after the election. And it is super illegal to do anything to make such a promise enforcible.
Robin is a liar. She was never going to change her stance even if she had to pretend to for a little while.
Why not? It’s clear she’s not ideologically tied to her stance. It was a pose to get her elected. Now, if she wins, she’s found a different and more effective pose to get re-elected. Why wouldn’t she stick with it?
This. Robin isn’t evil in the mustache twirling vein. She’s convenient net-benefit (to her). When an actual wrong has a face on it she will flat out go against party lines (put that jag in a cell). What makes her happy is staying elected, so that’s her song and dance routine.
There was an actual wrong that had several faces on it beforehand (LGBTQ+ rights abuses) and she did jack shit and made mealy mouthed excuses to stay on party lines.
Not quite the same thing, though it should be. That’s still abstract. Not people she knows. Much easier to write off.
I’m not saying she’s a good person though, just that she’s not going to turn and attack LGBTQ people again just because she’s evil. If she gets re-elected because of her LGBTQ support, she’ll likely stick with it, because that now serves her interest.
Unless the party can convince her it doesn’t, which is possible, I suppose.
She does know people – she knows Leslie and she had Becky telling her what happened. That’s not abstract.
Robin’s being elected as a Republican, so I don’t imagine it’ll be long before she gets talked into toeing the party line again.
Okay when Dina puts it like that it does sound like it has a hole “I traded my soul” vibe to it…but it’s not all bad is it?
Nothing is bad if it leads to saving a creationist and converting them into dinosaur loot piñatas.
i know it’s not exactly “on brand” but THEY’RE SO GODDAMN CUTE SKHGJFHGNJFJGHN
Becky feels like a butt for selling out her principles and morals.
(also there’s some Becky buttage in the first panel, I suppose)
Hah, you can pretty much hear the wheels in Dina’s head free-spinning.
“Suskityrannus… hadrosaurs… Mnyamawamtuka… huh, I’m awake. NOPE, I’M STILL DREAMING! THERE IS AN INACCURATE BUT STILL AWESOME GIANT REPRESENTATION OF A VELCIORAPTOR IN MY ROOM. WHY IS THERE A RAPTOR IN MY ROOM? HAVE I BEEN WRONG ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF GOOD ALL ALONG? No, that is not a plausible explanation…. Becky is here. Becky has given me a giant velcioraptor. Wow, that was a mighty interesting feeling in my pants. Must comfort Becky over inaccuracies in the representation. Must not seem ungrateful when the person I love give me the perfect gift. But how did the miracle come to pass? Huh? Selling out to evil politicians, is that a thing we do now? NO BECKY SAD, MUST COMFORT! BECKY MIGHT TAKE AWESOME VELCIORAPTOR AWAY IF I SAY THE WRONG THING! MUST COMFORT MORE!!!!
Dumbing of Age Book 9: Wow, that was a mighty interesting feeling in my pants
That was slipshiine is for
That’s a very inaccurate velociraptor. More of a generic theropod, really, and one that’s only less inaccurate than the Crystal Palace Megalosaur because it looks like it’s probably bipedal.
I would love to see the Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong episode on this plushy…
Wow, so Dina cares more about a giant plush than her human rights?
But giant plush velcioraptor given to her by the person she loves, though.
To be fair, Dina DOES seem to be in a mild state of shock. When she comes down from her dino high, she may have questions for Becky such as, “Your plan as her campaign manager involves having her fight for the rights of you and I and others like us, correct? This wasn’t a decision you made in error out of excitement?”
That seems a little absolute. She can care about both things, it’s not a zero-sum game.
She cares about her human rights to have a giant plush velociraptor.
It’s right there in the Constitution.
Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of Giant Plush Dinosaur Ownership.
No ambiguity there.
Not *too* much of a moral conflict; by purchasing the dinosaur, Becky used funds that would otherwise go toward helping someone who votes against their humanity get elected.
But like with Chick Fil A the money spent on that dinosaur goes back to the pockets of companies. The House always wins in capitalism.
Goddamn Big Plush.
Well . . . we don’t have information on the plush company. Maybe they’re the Ben & Jerry’s of plush toy manufacturers.
Dina will forgive anything, it appears, so long as large plush dinosaurs are involved. Good to know!
Oh, thank goodness. For a second there, I thought Dina had messed up her priorities.
Maybe we can convince her that voting FOR humanity can actually win more votes.
“She’s THE congresswoman that votes against our humanity?”
If you only have one congresswoman voting against your humanity you are doing fine.
The only one they get to vote for, so yeah.
DoA Book 9: Do Not Apologize Becky You Purchased Me A Gigantic Velociraptor!
Yeah, you spend that blood money, Becky. Robin was just gonna blow it on dumb shit like banners and yard signs, anyway.
I think the only objection Robin might have to blowing the money on a giant dinosaur is that she didn’t think of it first.
Well, all Becky has to do is drag it on stage a few times and it is a legitimate campaign expense. I am sure she can spin something to explain the relevance of a dinosaur at a Republican compaign rally.
It’s not even in the top 50 stupid things Robin has done.
If Dina gets anymore expressive she’ll- *ahem* she will start using contractions.
Or take of her hat.
Either works.
Soooo….
1:Robin is extremely selfish, and I feel as though if Becky gets her re-elected, Robin would more than likely follow through, if only because she sees it as beneficial to herself.
2:Becky’s life has been hell. She needs stability in her life. Personally, I think she would have been better off staying with Leslie, at least for the near future, but by working for Robin as the deal is she gets that stability. Safe home, regular(ish?) income. It was a safe bet and she deserves one of those.
3:”I gave my adorable lesbian assistant the money to buy her (also adorable) girlfriend a giant plush dinosaur as a meaningful birthday gift” is a powerful campaign. You’ve got sentimentality, you’ve got the LGBTQIA+ angle that was the entire catalyst to this in the first place, you’ve got a giant plush dinosaur. It’s got everything.
Regarding your point 2 – Leslie gives the impression of being stable but she isn’t really. Her personal life is a bit of a train wreck (with a girlfriend whom I am concerned may turn out to be abusive) and, in any case, with a boatload of her own traumas and issues she needs to work through. She’s probably a better choice than Robin but I do think it’s a smaller gap than many realise.
If I were the campaign’s lawyer I would 100% recommend using the plush dinosaur gift as a little publicity stunt. It would provide a solid legal argument against any accusation of campaign finance violations because the gift was used to promote the campaign. And it would give Robin cred on her new LGBTQ stance.
Is there a reason Robin can’t just say she gave Becky a bonus, because she realized money concerns (or concerns which could be solved with money) were distracting Becky from her job.
I’m assuming Robin knew about and was okay with this.
She specifically used campaign funds.
I’m pretty sure that violates political campaign finance law.
She’s paying her campaign manager with campaign funds. That’s legit.
Humans being corrupted by wealth before our very eyes.
Well, seeing how Number Of Giant Plush Dinosaurs Owned is the best measurement of wealth available in our society, that’s corruption I can get behind.
This is probably just me but I hear Dina’s lines in the first panel ending in this little squeak that sounds a bit like ‘fine’.
Come on, with that colour scheme, that’s clearly a DINOBOT plushie.
If Ethan is indeed an SI of Willis’s toy collector side then, yes, it makes sense that his mental image of a utahraptor would be based on what must be his favourite Maximal.
Hacked Muzak plays Dylan’s “Serve somebody”.
Considering the options for homeless gay teenagers, Becky has been fortunate. No food, no shelter can lead to worse outcomes than this. I cut her a lot of slack in what are desperate times.
Addressing the velociraptor in the room.
IT IS INAPPROPRIATELY SIZED TO BE A VELOCIRAPTOR!!!
*breathes deeply*
Either add ‘Giant’ or ‘Colossal’ or other appropriate modifier, or refer to it as a different dinosaur, perhaps an Allosaurus or T.Rex.
Yeah, it’s the bigger subspecies, the Utahraptor.
At least Dina is happy.
How on earth did that thing get inside the dorm? And without anyone stopping Becky either?

“See this card? It means that I’m an official aide to a Congressional Representative. Do you want it all over the news that Indiana U makes it a policy to stop Members of Congress from making donations disadvantaged students?”
Not sure that Dina qualifies as disadvantaged.
You know that, I know that but the security guard in Clark Wing and the journalist to whom Becky leaks the story wouldn’t!
To quote Robin on getting the landlord to let into Leslie’s apartment “‘cuzza the thing.”
More seriously, why would anyone stop her? Becky comes in and out to visit all the time. A plush dinosaur might get stares, but isn’t an obvious threat that needs to be stopped.
But look at how large that thing is. Attracts a lot of attention, quite apart from the physical challenge of moving it.
(I don’t think it fit it in the elevator.)
This strips alt text combined with my avatar pretty much sums up my thoughts on today’s strip. My heart cannot take this much extra Dina being THIS extra!
“Do not apologize becky you purchased me a gigantic velociraptor” might be the favorite line I’ve read from Willis since the old roomies shirt about a friend for life getting you supplies for your orgy.
Utah Republican Mormon Politician Comes Out as Gay
The story does not mention a new redheaded campaign manger with an undercut, but I am sure the editor just removed it because of a word count limit.
Not just Republican, but also Mormon! Wow, that is unheard of, hope he enjoys what is left of his term.
Wow!
google is my friend…
I feel that Dina is moments away from saying that she wants to have Becky’s babies.
At which point either Becky panics and bolts, or else it’s actually followed by .
“actually followed by -insert future Slipshine-” I meant to write above.