Don Iguana was the head of the sixth largest crime family, and died of humiliation when Don Barzini snubbed him by arranging for a meeting of only the Five Families.
Suddenly, Dina appears out of thin air and launches into a heated explanation about how iguanadon is a completely separate species of animal and they aren’t even in the same order of classification, like, YEESH! 😉
Sorry Joyce, Fuckface cares not for the lengths to which you will go for him. You’ll have to learn to break the law for yourself, not for Fuckface, if you want it to truly mean anything.
This is an amazing idea! Although, reading the “explicit” section of Harry Potter fics on arcviveofourown in Spanish is kind of doing this for me already
I really feel that frak got really frelling overused in the culture. Mayb it’s a load of trelik dren and I should get my mivonks out of my eema, but you need more than one swear word or it gets really frakking stupid.
For what it’s worth, Joyce, I doubt that Fuck-face cares much about what you call him. So long as you keep tickling him in that sensitive spot, you remain his favourite endotherm.
Here’s a suggestion: Someone (*coughMarycough*) clues Ruth into a certain lizard’s presence and Joyce helps keep him hidden. Because Malaya isn’t the most conscientious of girls, Joyce and Sarah sort of end up adopting him.
I think she’ll start calling him “Mister Face” before too long. Mainly because I want to see Malaya’s expression when Joyce comes in every daybreak singing “Good mooooorning, Mister Faaaaaaace!”
Fudgeface gives an implication that’s pretty much a match to Poopface- so, in classic Walkyverse tradition, it’d just end up with everyone calling the Iguana “Butts”, or possibly even “Butts McGee”. Let us not tread this dark path yet again.
On a completely unrelated topic, why do so few people in the Dumbiverse have eyes that are a color other than black? Is that just a stylistic choice by David Willis? Or does it have a deeper meaning?
Sorry, I’m with Joyce here. I don’t really care if other people use profanity, I don’t use it myself through personal inclination, and would resent needing to just to refer to an iguana. I’m on board with “Mister Face”.
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The Iguanadon
Don the Iguana
Don Iguana was the head of the sixth largest crime family, and died of humiliation when Don Barzini snubbed him by arranging for a meeting of only the Five Families.
Is this real The Godfather lore? I dont remember a sixth family of reptilian mobsters.
Now I want to read a Godfather comic that focuses on the sixth family.
Now I am imagining that the other five families are secretly reptiles. xD
Lizard people!!!
Sneople!!!!
Iguana-don’t.
Iguanadon, dee dee dee-dee dee,
Iguanagon, dee dee-dee dee.
Suddenly, Dina appears out of thin air and launches into a heated explanation about how iguanadon is a completely separate species of animal and they aren’t even in the same order of classification, like, YEESH! 😉
However, Iguanodon – with capitalization and italicization – was named for its teeth, which supposedly resembled those of an iguana.
He looked so smug in the 5th panel. He knew she couldn’t do it.
Oh good I’m not the only one who saw it like that.
To be fair Fuckface looks kinda smug in every panel.
It’s the little smile that makes this time stand out.
Sorry Joyce, Fuckface cares not for the lengths to which you will go for him. You’ll have to learn to break the law for yourself, not for Fuckface, if you want it to truly mean anything.
OK Sartre, back to bed with you.
Oh Joyce, it is 2 steps forward and 1 step back on evreything with you, isn’t it?
In this, Joyce is the Queen.
Remarkably quick recovery from JoyceFace ™.
Damn – I have been Ninjaed.
Knew that was gonna happen. 🙂 Go on Joyce… say it.
SAY IIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!
It.
No, IIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!
“…pation!”
“That was a tough one to get out.”
Fu-f-f-fuh. F-f-f-f-ffff-fuh. *Ahem.*
F-f-fuh-fuh-fuHUDGEface. Yeah. Sure: Fudgeface. Hello, Fudgeface. Aren’t you a cute wittow Fudgeface. Yes you are. Adorable little fudgedy-wudgedy Fudgeface.
I’m honestly surprised by how fast she recovered.
You can just hear Joyce’s brain breaking in panel 5
I imagine it as the Windows error message.
Joyce continues to have the best reaction faces of all the characters in DoA.
What Joyce will do for Fuckface: Break the law
What Joyce won’t do for Fuckface: Swear
Well, yeah it is not like swearing will help anyone.
I would do anything for lizard
But I won’t do that
No I won’t do that
Fixed it for you:
What Joyce will do for Fuckface: Break the law
What Joyce won’t do for Fuckface: Say his name
you’re gosh-darned right!
*plays a cut from the Off To See The Lizard album*
*requests any cut from King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard*
Meh. I was already listening to The Doors and their ain’t no lizard alive today to beat the King.
Panel 3 is The Cute
Nice workaround, Joyce.
Text from Joyce to Walky:
“In your sister’s bed, making love to…”
Call him Mr. Face. That’s what I’d do.
I love the conspiratorial smile between Joyce and F–“the iguana”–in the third panel. 🙂
‘Friggin face’
Fuckface is surprisingly tolerant of Joyce. Granted, I know Fuckface is acclimated to people by now, but it’s still one they haven’t met before.
I say this, but watch them claw her tomorrow or otherwise snap.
He’s an iguana, not a cat…
Not just an iguana. The iguana.
It’s his honorific. He commands respect.
Tagged, the iguana.
Third-panel Joyce is adorable.
Kicks names, takes butt.
I suddenly have an idea for a second-language educational pornographique series.
This is an amazing idea! Although, reading the “explicit” section of Harry Potter fics on arcviveofourown in Spanish is kind of doing this for me already
Joyce is really taking a lot of blows to her prudish upbringing, lately. I love her face in the penultimate panel.
I guarantee Fuckface doesn’t care what you call him, because he’s an iguana.
But he’s a comic/cartoon iguana…he could be fully sentient for all we know.
Or have Incredible Power(TM).
McFuckface?
Mr McFuckface was my father.
Some just really excellent Joyce faces in this one.
Isn’t this why Battlestar Galactica introduced the word Frak? Frakface
I really feel that frak got really frelling overused in the culture. Mayb it’s a load of trelik dren and I should get my mivonks out of my eema, but you need more than one swear word or it gets really frakking stupid.
just…..yotz.
Not trying to be a fahrbot about it, though.
Well, not since the damn series ended.
maybe it’s all just boll yotz.
who knows.
I miss Farscape. I should rewatch it.
‘Not good frell, bad frell’
For what it’s worth, Joyce, I doubt that Fuck-face cares much about what you call him. So long as you keep tickling him in that sensitive spot, you remain his favourite endotherm.
Here’s a suggestion: Someone (*coughMarycough*) clues Ruth into a certain lizard’s presence and Joyce helps keep him hidden. Because Malaya isn’t the most conscientious of girls, Joyce and Sarah sort of end up adopting him.
I think Malaya would take great care to look after Fuckface—the issue is more that she doesn’t like *people*. Iguanas aren’t people.
I do like the idea of Joyce and Malaya becoming friends (or developing a Joyce-Dorothy-Walky relationship with Joyce-Fuckface-Malaya), though.
“Iguanas aren’t people.”
THAT’S SPECIESIST!
Is it still speciesist when you consider it a big plus?
The big plus is them not being human, not not being people.
Joyce’s face in panel 3 is MLP levels of precious.
It be fun to keep seeing Joyce trying to call him by name and failing out of nervous habit.
“Good morning Fu- *Flinch* The Iguana.”
I think she’ll start calling him “Mister Face” before too long. Mainly because I want to see Malaya’s expression when Joyce comes in every daybreak singing “Good mooooorning, Mister Faaaaaaace!”
Panel 3 joyce is adorable. Then again I talk to my pets like that too…
The world conspires to corrupt Joyce!
Joyce: “Is it okay to call him ‘Fudgeface?'”
Sal: “No.”
“How about Duckface?” “HELL no.”
How about “Suckface”? That’s probably what he’ll do if she continues staying too close to him like that.
Fudgeface gives an implication that’s pretty much a match to Poopface- so, in classic Walkyverse tradition, it’d just end up with everyone calling the Iguana “Butts”, or possibly even “Butts McGee”. Let us not tread this dark path yet again.
yo
If that iguana tells Joyce to commit an arson she will do it. She is a yandere after all.
Frickface!
Another contender for “favorite strip”
Falconface.
As expected
Get this: Malaya is expelled but Fuckface is allowed to stay.
Definitely a better roommate than anyone.
I’m honestly expecting some kind of misadventure that leads to Joyce somehow inheriting Fuckface and becoming his devoted human!
FUDGE-FACE!!!
Funkface?
And panel 5 gives us another awesome Joyce face.
I see that little iguana smile.
Good job
And now, claw her face off.
FF: Say mah name, bongo!
And, yes, the comment section may stare at my butthole. I give them permission.
narrator : “but she totally could keep calling him that way, and she did”
On a completely unrelated topic, why do so few people in the Dumbiverse have eyes that are a color other than black? Is that just a stylistic choice by David Willis? Or does it have a deeper meaning?
eye color determines who gets raptured
So, Joyce is being left behind then? That’s …frightening.
Welp, now I hear joyce’s voice as Starfire from CN’s teen titans
Hynden Walch. What a fun name.
Sorry, I’m with Joyce here. I don’t really care if other people use profanity, I don’t use it myself through personal inclination, and would resent needing to just to refer to an iguana. I’m on board with “Mister Face”.
Today, September 8, is national Iguana awareness day and I can’t tell if it would be more or less awesome if this was intentional
Eyebrows really cap off the last panel Joyce-face.
Should have tagged him as “The Iguana”
This was really well-setup.
Not just iguana, THE iguana, like the Batman.