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Billie had better get a move on, three other people need to wake up with her butt in their face today.
good morning, doctor
Waking up at the crack of dawn is for amateurs.
Dawn’s butt isn’t nearly as nice as Billie’s.
But she may be even more popular… at least with the Amateurs.
Disagree.
http://www.nitrocomics.com/cfd5a.jpg
Waking up at the crack of dawn is for amateurs.
But Billie’s not an amateur. No sirree-Bob.
Tomorrow morning, she’s gonna be waking up at the crack of Dawn. (yeah yeah it’s a crummy buttcrack-related joke…what, you expected more from me? :P)
No need to get cheeky.
How quickly their places seem to have reversed…
BOOYAH
Noice
And all is right with the world once more
Ruth: no, no one has been nailed it is rather vexing DO ME NOW
I’m having a rough day, faith in humanity wise so I’m just going to say Ruth’s eyes are very pretty in this lighting and also go back to happy mental health places.
Did you try eating? When I’m depressed, A good meal, a sweet dessert and laying in bed to watch cartoons makes me feel great in no time.
I might get some milk in a minute. And then maybe in the morning I’ll check out some Steven Universe or something like that that always makes me happy.
Hey.
Butts loves you.
(butts love you? i’m not sure how i should be pluralizing… my…selves…?)
Are you a person named butts? Or are you, actually, a collection of butts? It’s linguistically relevant.
*jedi hugs*
Does that mean a Sith Hug is actually Force Choke?
I think its more like that awkward scene in DH 2 where Voldemort hugs Draco.
They share love through choke hold
Don’t kink shame them.
Just put down the lightsaber first.
She’s nailing a bit more than that. <••>
what did I do to mess <•< and its buddy up
I’m assuming putting the arms were read as code and eaten as a result
Yeah. If you’re using them in any online textbox that parses HTML style markup, rather than, say, BBCode style, you have to be careful what side you look toward first or use certain unicode tricks.
>.>
<.<
-.-
That’s not all she wants to nail
She’s got a barn-raising to get to, after all.
That clear view of her scrunchie is weirding me out, my brain refuses to remember that Billie doesn’t have short hair in DoA, if her ponytail’s behind her head I just register it as not existing.
Yeah who needs math anyways?
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who don’t.
And those who construct “kinds” jokes with broken parallelism. The first kind you mention possesses the ability to count while the second kind doesn’t perform the action to count. Those two kinds are not exclusive which is usually a crucial element to that type of joke. In particular, a person may be able to count, thus being of the first kind, and choose not to count, thus being also of the second kind.
Perhaps that is part of the joke as well, but a little clarification seemed to be needed or at least I felt compelled to add it. Indeed, perhaps you are driving at a different and perhaps subtler point: everyone can count, but not everyone chooses to exercise that ability.
Don’t explain the joke. Or do. That was actually pretty good.
Richard made a joke on its own based on that previous joke should have said “there are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those that can’t.” not “don’t”. So it wasnt so much explaining the joke as deconstructing it
Why does this remind me of Bubbles from QC?
There are 10 kinds of people in the world … those who understand binary and those who don’t.
(speaking of binary, Willis … back in the late 1970s there used to be a bank in downtown Columbus near the Statehouse that had a binary clock on its outside wall. Is it – the clock – still there and working?
Billy you gonna flunk out
Billie: Dammit, I’m flunking math.
Walky: I know a guy who can help. Want to go see him?
Billie: Walky, I have no interest in meeting some nerd friend of yo-
Walky: He works behind a bar.
Billie: LET’S GO I LOVE MATH!
Walky and Billie and Jason perform a drunken tutor
tutorship? tutorial?
No no, tutorship is what Sal and Jason were.
Honestly, that’s a HUGE step up from the “codependent suicide pact” where she was a few days ago.
Oh cool, so popularity gives you teleportation.
Well, that’s one way to explain that sleeping position.
No, you’re thinking of mojo
Popularity gives you mojo? Mojo gives you teleportation?
Popularity gives mojo teleportation.
*looks up an old Foster Grants jingle*
If Billie likes attention so much why not just take up acting or is she trying to become a reporter like in the last universe.
As mentioned early in this comic’s run, she’s majoring in journalism.
Huh. I was thinking maybe… THEATRE
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/expelled/
Oh, crap. Did Billie get so drunk last night that she’s waking up still drunk?
Not that I would recognize the signs from personal experience or anything.
Last time we saw Billie she was with Faz, so maybe? I can see that driving someone to drink.
[Obligatory Billie]I can drive myself[/Billie]
Billie is awesome because in McAwesomes, you never have to pretend to be an actual person. I’m curious, has Billie looked into joining any sorority’s? Those are the places you go when you need the stability of high school cliques and the comfort of being surrounded by fellow rich people.
This is prettymuch what my college experience was.
Of course, this is also prettymuch why I dropped out.
Because of too much ass and not enough class??
As someone who was never one of the popular crowd in my school years, I still don’t see the point in doing stuff solely to be popular.
Trust me, for strongly social people, not being in the ‘A’ set is worse than death.
What’s the ‘A’ set? Is that similar to the A-Team?
The most popular people – the ones that tell themselves that everyone wants to be part of their clique and that they have the right to bully everyone who isn’t part of their clique due to their intrinsic superiority.
If you recall, Billie, that attitude is why no-one wanted anything to do with you when you started at IU. I suspect that she has a violent and awful learning curve awaiting her.
Yes, yes, but that was then.
NOW she has a whole wing full of admirers, so now she can start over properly.
They really need to have Billie join a sorority.
Exactly her thought.
Preferably one with lots of insane keg stand parties
Don’t call Ruth an “it”
Wearin’ those glasses, tho.
I’m glad to see that Billie is doing well in college.
Sasuga Billie.
Dammit billie…
Sunglasses! Over her regular glasses. Because that is what cool people do.