**slowclap**
I came here to say something, and found it already said.
Now time for me to go to bed.
I did not intend to rhyme.
…
**fails to think of something that rhymes with rhyme**
Actually, I think she’s pretty good when it doesn’t directly concern her. She gives all the sanity away to advice for other people and has none left for herself.
Yeah, that’s how I figured it too. And I’m SUPER interested in where Willis is going to go with this storyline and all the other different possible ways the characters will shake out, all thrown together like this.
Though I still ship Amber and Mike INSANELY hard from Shortpacked. They were my favorite part of that comic (though Ultra Car and Malaya were close), and I read the entire damn thing based on that one Shortpacked tease Willis gave in DOA when Amazagirl pinned Mike to the wall.
I kinda saw it as since Ethan left Amber for dudes, it would be shitty if it seemed like she “turned” Danny gay too, even if that isn’t how it works.
Anxiety probably wouldn’t care if that’s how it works or not, and i get the feeling she’s not 100% over the fact that Ethan is gay and they had to stop dating. It would just make her feel bad in general.
Yeah they did, but with Danny and Ethan, it’d probably hurt more than with Ethan – because:
1) She has more or less accepted that Ethan is gay and just tried to be her bf in school for appearances or even to deny himself (or something similar, which is why Amber got so angry at him x Joyce, I can’t clearly remember)
2) Her relationship with Ethan is further in the past than Danny, so she’s probably not done sorting her feelings out on that one – she probably just shoved it into a corner of her mind/heart to not deal with (as she’s got enough on her plate as it is)
3) It would be kinda double the betrayal, because it would be ex-bf x ex-fb, not ex-bf and close friend (who is a manipulative asshole and whom she already had suspected to try and sleep with Ethan for whatever manipulative reason)
4) She doesn’t know Danny struggles with his sexual identity, and so after having had one BF ‘turn’ on her in the relationship…no that’s not right…ehm, lie to her(?) (these are AWFUL ways to express this, I know, but I just can’t think of a better phrasing…), it’d probably hurt a lot more if the second boyfriend, whom she had thought to be straight, would turn out bi PLUS she’d find out he was bi (which in itself would probably not be an issue) because he would have slept with her best friend and former ex-bf. Even though she cut ties to Danny, this would definitely hurt!
With Mike, she’ll just be angry at Ethan for knowing Mike and still going along.
Totally different reaction. This one will be more like “Ethan you idiot. You know he’s just doing this to mess with you.”
DannyxEthan hits her “I’m a monster. I don’t deserve them” weakness.
MikexEthan just triggers her protective response.
The reason why EthanxDanny isn’t happening is because they are both her ex-boyfriends and it is a known sore spot that her first ex-bf was gay and only truly interested in guys. If Danny proceeded to then date him, that would mean very soon after their break up, he recognised he too was interested in guys, which would hit that same sore spot again and trigger the ‘I’m not good enough for them’ line of thought. Plus, the break up is still fairly recent!
EthanxMike is different because she never had anything with Mike like that, she doesn’t care who sleeps with Mike, but she does care about making sure Ethan protects himself because she knows he tends to veer towards self-destruction.
Note that Amber has never said anything about it. Never suggested Danny shouldn’t date anyone or anything like that.
Ethan and Danny have agreed that they shouldn’t do such a thing, because they both care for Amber and don’t want to hurt her.
Amber isn’t the bad one here.
*plays actual Muzak on the Muzak for once*
(I found a Muzakified version of the Nairobi Brothers’ song [I don’t know the real name of it] in my downloads collection today.)
Yeah I was under the impression we’ve only had smooches, but i wouldn’t be surprised if the sexytimes got timeskipped so we could enjoy this exchange a bit more.
I want to argue back with this but I don’t know if I could since I’m still backing Jacob and Joyce and that’s almost on the same level of home Wrecking.
But still there’s a difference between Raidah & Joyce and Amber & Ethan, there hast to be some sort of Bro-code that applies to this AmberXDannyXEthan love triangle and no waiting what equivalates to a week and a half in their time when neither one has gotten over each other doesn’t make it better.
Then again though considering how Amber seems to be insistent on pushing away everyone who cares about her in every way imaginable. Well what better green light could she be giving Ethan.
I don’t think she would care. She really doesn’t seem to like Mike anymore, and the reason Danny and Ethan are worried that dating might upset her is more to do with how recent the breakup was and how is affected her. Though they could be totally wrong about that. It’s not like either of them has talked to her. She might be totally okay with it
The only reason she’d have to be upset by Ethan dating Mike is that she probably thinks Ethan deserves better (which he does)
The problem is that if you talk to her about it, she certainly won’t object. Obviously Danny would be better off with Ethan than with her. She’s a monster.
She won’t be upset with them, but it will still reinforce her internal problems.
Don’t think you need to go as far as vilifying her to justify pairing Danny up with Ethan, as much as I frustrated with her right now I’m still not pleased with this ugly side of shipping.
Seriously, Willis, if this turns into a second missed opportunity to put Mike in a man-on-man Slipshine you’re dead to me. It’s like you don’t even WANT my money…
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“why, wanna watch?”
“DO I‽‽‽”
This is beautiful
I did not mean that as a response but now must accept my fate in believing that watching Amber watch the boys hate fuck each other would be beautiful
Accepting what you accidentally say about yourself as real is how you grow strange.
Accepting yourself is another way to grow, but lacks artistic merit.
Wisdom.
c’mon amber, don’t let your slashfic dreams be dreams
(i need to find a good panel of Mike’s butt at some point)
I think there’s an argument to be made that any picture of Mike is automatically a picture of a butt on account of Mike’s general behaviour.
**slowclap**
I came here to say something, and found it already said.
Now time for me to go to bed.
I did not intend to rhyme.
…
**fails to think of something that rhymes with rhyme**
I can think of something.
‘Clearly it’s sleeepyyy time.’
You surprise yourself sometimes
You do the rhyme crime, you do the rhyme time.
This never happens to a mime.
but it really was sublime
In on this topic I’m going to chime.
Thyme.
Tequila !!! and lime.
Kind of a shame, tis not even that steep a climb.
Cannot not hear this as a Cosgrove and Freakazoid exchange.
I’m totally hearing the “DO I?” in Freakazoid’s voice.
There is ZERO percent reason for it to EVER be read in a voice OTHER than Freakazoid’s
I commend your use of interrobangs.
So much banging on this page.
Years of reading fanfiction has trained her to recognizing corny, cheeky dialogue. The kind of which Ethan has no ability to hide.
Probably helped that he said “Our people”, meaning he was including Mike in that as Amber, to my knowledge, hasn’t shown bisexual tendencies.
The possibility has been on Amber’s radar before.
And with that comic as evidence, she wouldn’t be mad at them being together, right?
(Nah, she’s gonna be mad, maybe a little, maybe a lot.)
hopefully just mildly jealous.
…does amber *do* mild? :/
“He’ll fuck anyone,if only to piss somebody off”. Amber got that right. Poor Danny and Ethan too.
The only cheeky dialog Amber eants is the posterior variety
Specificly, Stucky admiring each others’
Perhaps these two will be an acceptible buttstitue (substitute but with butt, I realized after I typed it there were other possible interpretations)
Eants? I meant treants.
I thought you said “weants”.
buttstitue
To be fair, among habitual shippers like Amber that’s basically “Hello”.
“Good evening”
Nailed it
Yes, he did.
all night long
Still bored.
(All night)
WHAAAAAAAAAA? Yeah.
Astute, she is
World’s Greatest Detective (in the very narrow field of slashfic).
Joyce has a run for her money
Lesbian love sleuth Becky MacIntyre is looking to expand to uncharted (i.e. gay) territory.
Nah, Joyce is Amber’s villain.
Well, The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit is Amazi-Girl’s villain.
She’s basically The Joker.
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amber, just because they’re having brunch together doesn’t mean they’re banging
even if it does mean they’re banging
I have brunch with
manysome people I’m banging.I have brunch with someone right now and we hardly bang at all.
Oh, good, Amber’s clued in to what’s happening and can finally provide some sanity to the situation.
Try saying that out loud with a straight face.
There’s a REASON I went with this Gravatar.
We’re relying on Amber to provide sanity?
Actually, I think she’s pretty good when it doesn’t directly concern her. She gives all the sanity away to advice for other people and has none left for herself.
Okay, it’s not quite relying on Walky to provide maturity or Mary to provide compassion but I still don’t think it’s a good idea.
*Ethan picks up tray, slides out of seat, and runs away*
I love Amber so fucking much.
I did some dumb crack ships
https://imgur.com/a/okqWCTd
Only one of those is a crack fic.
Yeah, two of these have been established to some degree.
Though I do wonder if Lucy likes gals, I don’t remember if it’s ever come up.
Just Starfire.
Everybody with a romantic bone in their body is into Starfire, let’s be real. 🙂
The Raven fans might disagree
https://imgur.com/a/1Q9VhtJ
DID YOU SAY STARFIRE?
IIRC, Willis’s announced upcoming Slipshine is even Joe/Malaya.
Yeah, but Malaya and Joe weren’t in the same ship.
…for some reason I thought Joyce-in-the-middle-picture was Malaya.
I know this is not the main takeaway from this strip, but Amber’s perfectly round hair-cape brings me so much joy for some reason lol.
https://imgur.com/a/dc64wlm
Also a dumb JoexJoyce thing.
not sure why she’s using the kama sutra as a reference when she could just be taking notes on Roz’s sextape
Let’s be fair. The Kama Sutra is basically just the novelization of everything Roz did in that video.
Also a callback (intentional?) to the “really good book” Joyce’s parents had in It’s Walky!
Someone caught that. Her mom probably gave it to her so it’s a “My First Kama Sutra”
Probably has more simple pictures and jokes.
Is there a place you store all your art conglomerated?
I love your style so much. It’s so damn expressive.
Yes, but I don’t post my DOA art anywhere but here.
I’d like to see some of your non-DoA stuff now. I agree that you’ve got a charming style.
Well you could check “yotomoe” or “yotomore” on tumblr. Those’re both me.
I really, really like your art.
Cute!
I love Joe’s expression in the first one
Are they yet though? I thought they were still at the muchos smooches stage.
Correct me if I’m wrong, didn’t Ethan and Danny agree to not bang because it would be a horrible thing to do to Amber?
Wouldn’t that go likewise for Ethan and Mike, since they are also close friends with her?
Nah, that’s different. Close friends fucking is one thing, there’s no implicit betrayal there.
One of her closest friends banging Danny, her ex… that’s a whole other kettle of fish.
Especially since Ethan is the other ex…
Eh. As a lesbian in a relatively small queer community, pretty much all of our exes have banged each other at some point.
I find it hard to believe that Mike would agree to anything like that.
He must have some ulterior motive, this is Mike we’re talking about.
I think it was more about them being ex-boyfriends of Amber than being her close friends.
Not to mention that Mike wouldn’t care about her feelings.
Yes he would. If he didn’t know what her feelings were, how would he be able to stomp on them?
Yes, but Danny is fundamentally a nice dude whilst Mike’s moral compass has been thrown against a wall a few times.
It’s worse to fuck Danny because he’s her ex than Mike who’s just some asshole they know.
Yeah, like, they’re friends, and Amber and Mike do have sexual tension, but I don’t think Amber would be pained by this revelation.
Yeah, that’s how I figured it too. And I’m SUPER interested in where Willis is going to go with this storyline and all the other different possible ways the characters will shake out, all thrown together like this.
Though I still ship Amber and Mike INSANELY hard from Shortpacked. They were my favorite part of that comic (though Ultra Car and Malaya were close), and I read the entire damn thing based on that one Shortpacked tease Willis gave in DOA when Amazagirl pinned Mike to the wall.
I kinda saw it as since Ethan left Amber for dudes, it would be shitty if it seemed like she “turned” Danny gay too, even if that isn’t how it works.
Anxiety probably wouldn’t care if that’s how it works or not, and i get the feeling she’s not 100% over the fact that Ethan is gay and they had to stop dating. It would just make her feel bad in general.
Yeah they did, but with Danny and Ethan, it’d probably hurt more than with Ethan – because:
1) She has more or less accepted that Ethan is gay and just tried to be her bf in school for appearances or even to deny himself (or something similar, which is why Amber got so angry at him x Joyce, I can’t clearly remember)
2) Her relationship with Ethan is further in the past than Danny, so she’s probably not done sorting her feelings out on that one – she probably just shoved it into a corner of her mind/heart to not deal with (as she’s got enough on her plate as it is)
3) It would be kinda double the betrayal, because it would be ex-bf x ex-fb, not ex-bf and close friend (who is a manipulative asshole and whom she already had suspected to try and sleep with Ethan for whatever manipulative reason)
4) She doesn’t know Danny struggles with his sexual identity, and so after having had one BF ‘turn’ on her in the relationship…no that’s not right…ehm, lie to her(?) (these are AWFUL ways to express this, I know, but I just can’t think of a better phrasing…), it’d probably hurt a lot more if the second boyfriend, whom she had thought to be straight, would turn out bi PLUS she’d find out he was bi (which in itself would probably not be an issue) because he would have slept with her best friend and former ex-bf. Even though she cut ties to Danny, this would definitely hurt!
With Mike, she’ll just be angry at Ethan for knowing Mike and still going along.
Totally different reaction. This one will be more like “Ethan you idiot. You know he’s just doing this to mess with you.”
DannyxEthan hits her “I’m a monster. I don’t deserve them” weakness.
MikexEthan just triggers her protective response.
No.
The reason why EthanxDanny isn’t happening is because they are both her ex-boyfriends and it is a known sore spot that her first ex-bf was gay and only truly interested in guys. If Danny proceeded to then date him, that would mean very soon after their break up, he recognised he too was interested in guys, which would hit that same sore spot again and trigger the ‘I’m not good enough for them’ line of thought. Plus, the break up is still fairly recent!
EthanxMike is different because she never had anything with Mike like that, she doesn’t care who sleeps with Mike, but she does care about making sure Ethan protects himself because she knows he tends to veer towards self-destruction.
I’d argue that after the way she broke up with Danny, she really shouldn’t get into who dan dates next, y’know?
Note that Amber has never said anything about it. Never suggested Danny shouldn’t date anyone or anything like that.
Ethan and Danny have agreed that they shouldn’t do such a thing, because they both care for Amber and don’t want to hurt her.
Amber isn’t the bad one here.
I was kinda expecting the flashback to when they were kids to last longer.
It’ll probably switch back and forth.
And then the two will merge into some kind of time warp.
It’s just a jump to the left…
Something something pelvic thrust
that really drives them insane
*plays actual Muzak on the Muzak for once*
(I found a Muzakified version of the Nairobi Brothers’ song [I don’t know the real name of it] in my downloads collection today.)
Correction 1: Nairobi TRIO.
Clarification 2: “Solfeggio”.
Viral videos from the black and white era? yes!
https://youtu.be/416o9b_pjQk
Muzak gets confused by actually being used for designed purpose, and promptly self destructs.
Ethan is giddy, isn’t he. I’m expecting him to burst into song while Disney animals frolic around him.
Disney Princess Ethan would be pretty cute tbh.
Definitely shipping a threesome… SEE YOU ALL AT SLIPSHINE! (in a few days)
But how will Danny handle tying Mike up?
Ethan’s gonna have his hands full.
I would think Amber would prefer to have a threesome with someone who wasn’t her ex-boyfriend and someone who wasn’t Abrasiveness Incarnate.
You say that, yet it IS alternate universe canon that it happened.
I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a threesome- Mike just slept with both of them in the same night. They spend the next day trying to establish a timeline.
There’s another alternative timeline where they have a threesome. It’s the one where the Drama Tag was never pulled.
Actually it may have been a foursome. Dina.
Brunching, fucking, tomato, tomato…
I mean, it doesn’t sound like they were trying to hide it…
Buy why does every comic have such a good last panel -_-, im always so ready to see the next one ….
Damn you, Willis!
(my first DYW guys 🙂 )
Willis has been doing this a long, long time, over like a half dozen webcomics, so he’s got his timing down pat by now.
*cue to Amber furiously writing slashfic later.*
You don’t think she’s already written it?
…although it’s probably on that USB stick that Faz nicked.
“At least, you totally are in the fanfic I’m writing in my head right now”
If this became a Slipshine I might actually sub, lmao.
I would definitely sub for that XD
Amber got him in Shortpacked! so Ethan gets him in DoA. It’s only fair.
For a second I thought you meant Danny. It made for a VERY different story. He and Billy teach Sunday school in the other universe.
I also just realized Mike isn’t in his normal shirt. Is that significant??
Mike, as with all the characters, presumably has a variety of clothing he brought with him. We’ve seen him in a few different looks.
Which reminds me, I really should start that DoA clothing analysis meta series at some point.
Yeah, that’s true, but he’s most often seen in his plain black tee. It’s kinda rare to see him in other shirts.
“You mean, are we in a sexual relationship? Yes. Are we having sex at this very moment? Also yes.”
Oh shit she found them out.
If she writes fanfiction I want it.
NOW
that is all
Great, now Ethan is dead when the horror movie happens.
I do wonder a bit how far they’ve gone, in so far as I was under the impression Ethan’s a virgin. All we’ve had confirmed so far is makeouts.
Yeah I was under the impression we’ve only had smooches, but i wouldn’t be surprised if the sexytimes got timeskipped so we could enjoy this exchange a bit more.
I thought it was quite clear they did more, but then I only found http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/upfront/ and
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/02-this-is-the-way-that-we-love/mansomeone/
So you are right, we don’t know how far they went. Ethan definitely feels like he has a boyfriend even though Mike clearly told him that he wasn’t.
I”m going to assume that Amber never dated Mike or she’d have a problem with that. It’s the reason why we denied Danthan.
I want to argue back with this but I don’t know if I could since I’m still backing Jacob and Joyce and that’s almost on the same level of home Wrecking.
But still there’s a difference between Raidah & Joyce and Amber & Ethan, there hast to be some sort of Bro-code that applies to this AmberXDannyXEthan love triangle and no waiting what equivalates to a week and a half in their time when neither one has gotten over each other doesn’t make it better.
Then again though considering how Amber seems to be insistent on pushing away everyone who cares about her in every way imaginable. Well what better green light could she be giving Ethan.
I don’t think she would care. She really doesn’t seem to like Mike anymore, and the reason Danny and Ethan are worried that dating might upset her is more to do with how recent the breakup was and how is affected her. Though they could be totally wrong about that. It’s not like either of them has talked to her. She might be totally okay with it
The only reason she’d have to be upset by Ethan dating Mike is that she probably thinks Ethan deserves better (which he does)
Or heck, maybe she would have been upset at the time (it WAS right after they broke up) but would be okay with it now.
The problem is that if you talk to her about it, she certainly won’t object. Obviously Danny would be better off with Ethan than with her. She’s a monster.
She won’t be upset with them, but it will still reinforce her internal problems.
Don’t think you need to go as far as vilifying her to justify pairing Danny up with Ethan, as much as I frustrated with her right now I’m still not pleased with this ugly side of shipping.
I think thejeff was describing how Amber would see it, not actually saying that she’s a monster
Yeah, precisely. Amber wouldn’t object, she’d use it to beat herself up.
Amber’s fuck senses are tingling
I’m genuinely surprised that it took Amber this long to work out!
It was only two days ago! Amber was kinda busy with Faz yesterday.
Amber knows best.
Annnnnd the cat is out of the bag and flying away on a jetpack
*adds in a speech bubble of the cat yelling “BANZAAAAAAAIII!”*
Is it a kamikaze cat? Should we point it the back of Blaine’s car?
Seriously, Willis, if this turns into a second missed opportunity to put Mike in a man-on-man Slipshine you’re dead to me. It’s like you don’t even WANT my money…
Amber’s gaydar is on point
I can’t stop focusing on how round Ethan and Amber’s heads look in the second panel. Their hair is so… spherical
Josh: “SPHERICAL!!!!”
Brunching? Hrm.
Well, Amber’s hair IS kinda shaped like a shuttlecock…
I’ll just leave this here.
https://youtu.be/ulteZYyWAA8
Thank you for this
World’s greatest detective
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Yup
Rude, Amber! Also, is Mike secretly Scorpion from Mortal Kombat?
Surely, Amber refers to Boffin’
That was Quick
Nobody seems to have mentioned the jealousy plan? http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/percent/
Honestly I can’t wait for this to all come crashing down. I still remember that one comic from 2016 and I’m wringing my hands together in excitement.
Am I the only grammar Nazi? Who else is irritated that he says “Mike and Me” instead of the grammatically correct “Mike and I”? No one? Damn.
Just you, because you’re wrong. “Mike and me” is correct in that sentence!