Honestly, Faz is kind of what I think would happen if you made a robot and plugged it into the internet to learn human behavior, but forgot to install parental controls.
That would display far more competence than I think Faz is capable of? If Faz was gonna try and neg a girl it would be obvious and probably hilarious.
IDK, this Faz is still a child, I don’t think he is as hopeless visa-vi human emotions as Faz-prime. And we all know his shitty bio-dad is actively part of his life in this one.
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I mean, I think part of it is that Sal’s apology wasn’t in sympathy for Malaya seducing/hitting on/whatever Joe, but for fucking up her security guard gig (and generally being kind of a tool), like, three plots ago.
Are you suggesting that Marcie is still mad at Sal and therefore doesn’t want to share her feelings? Huh. Possible. That sort of fits in with theory three of mine (below) that states that Marcie is upset but is acting tough in front of Sal.
I mean, Marcie was part of Squad 48 in the Walkyverse, and IIRC all of them were more-or-less in a big poly relationship there…and accounting for Willis’s “sexuality is constant between the ‘verses” rule, I’d say it’s a safe bet that Marcie is indeed fine with polyamory.
That is a good point though – I’d forgotten about that plot detail from IW until you brought it up. Actually, as a fairly big fan of Poly myself, I hope that is it. I think I am just assuming the worst below because, well, that is usually the correct answer around here.
Not per se, but it is a general component of sexuality, and therefore would transfer.
As a bisexual, homoromantic, semi-hypersexual, pro-polyamory woman, I can say with a surety that it is an important component of my sexual identity. Thus it might also be for your friend.
We know Marcie’s poly. We also know Marcie would tap Joe. Granted, this was alternate universe Joe, but Joe in his squad 48 days was about as mature as Joe now, so meh. My guess is at least part of this is “maybe I’ll get a hot threesome out of this”.
It is also possible that Marcie is currently in some sort of deep denial. She might snap and freak out at any moment.
Or perhaps she already thought that Mayala wasn’t interested in her and just wants to see her crush happy?
Or perhaps she’s crying and just trying to hide that fact from Sal using her goggle/glasses thingys?
I have no idea – I’m right there with you and Sal hoping for an explanation from either Marcie herself or the comic in general.
See, I don’t think there would be any reason for Marcie to assume that is anything other than a one-time hook-up or to assume it meant that her and Mayala is never going to happen, especially when Mayala doesn’t know Marcie has feelings for her.
Not saying it would not be human nature for a person in Marcie’s situation to be hurt, but I am not sure why people are looking at it like this hook-up is the start of a monogamous relationship between Mayala and Joe of all people, haha
Whose assuming that this is the start of anything remotely monogamous? Not me.
However, as someone who had a crush on a straight girl once, it can be pretty heart breaking to see a straight girl that you are crushing on not even notice your feelings and date a boy right in front of you. So yeah, if I was Marcie, even being totally okay with Poly, I might still be upset about this situation since it could indicate that Mayala might not be interested ever.
Another possible aspect of it is that she is of the hook. This frees her from making a move, from risking rejection, from opening up… Can be a pretty big surge of relief.
If Faz opened his eyes, you’d see into a deep black void where the crows circle and carrion thoughts lie like leaf-mould around the bones of male tropes hung above the ever-circling pits of undigested feelings.
I think she was starting to think that, and Joe might have almost started to think that, when Malaya interrupted.
I think Joyce’s reaction is not to Joe’s falling off the wagon, so much as to his being this close to admitting some sort of affection for her, then immediately walking off with a complete stranger.
Joe probably wasn’t going to announce anything definite, but they got awfully close to admitting that they think the other is a person worth loving, as opposed to actively disliking each other. If that makes any sense.
Well, he first came here with Blaine, who chased after Amber, kidnapped her boyfriend and then got beat so badly he’s been hospitalised. And then Dina tied Faz up and gave him to Ruth. So it’s entirely possible he’s been hanging around the area the whole time since unless Ruth got ahold of Faz’s mom there’s nobody to come pick him up.
Ruth, while being kind of shit at her job, is not the sort of person who wouldn’t properly deal with an unattended minor. She let a lot of shit slide, but she still tried to protect Carla. She takes issue with harm coming to vulnerable people.
It is pretty likely he was abandoned though. In the comic for March 5th Amber mentions his mom isn’t answering her phone or returning calls. On February 12th Faz said “Father does not care what I do” when Amber specifically mentions how her dad would be pissed. She interpreted that as Faz talking about his biological father, but.. there is a good chance Faz knew exactly what Amber meant and responded accordingly.
Faz isn’t great when it comes ot talking about emotions or his problems (or even acknowledging he has problems.) It kind of lines up that if abandoned he’d go to the only family he knows (Amber,) but not necessarily have the courage to explain why. Instead trying to distract himself with creeper shenanigans.
Ruth has been suffering suicidal depression, a conspiracy to make her take up a job she is manifestly unqualified for, and has just dealt with both her first date ever as well as a stabbing of a rapist. I can understand why Faz would slip her mind.
The incident with the wrapped-up Faz was on parent’s day and we would have noticed if Ruth had kept him in her dorm room.
Probably he’s on the list of not allowed people just like Blaine and would be escorted out by security if anyone involved anyone official.
Considering her dismal state, Ruth must have all capabilities necessary to be a top RA, because she managed to get some parts of her job done nevertheless. And protecting the people in her care from dangers (other than herself) was always part of her ethos. She protected Amber from Blaine, and her first impulse was to protect Carla from Mary, even if she then refrained at first because of being blackmailed. But she cared.
With Sal’s seeming sense of guilt about it I personally lean more into throat injury myself, though it could still just be a form of survivors’ remorse.
Sal definitely feels bad it happened, but I don’t know I’d say she feels guilty. I think if she felt guilty or responsible for it, she wouldn’t so easily just refer to it as ‘stuff happens’ in Marcie’s hearing.
Why Marcie is mute is still a mystery. Maybe its her throat, maybe its old one induced madness, maybe she lost her tongue in a Christmas Story-style incident.
I don’t believe Malaya had given any indication she was into girls, so Marcie had to have figured it was a longshot at best (and thus nothing to get worked up over here).
That can be a fair one to have, but not the reaction I’d expect from most people. One might want “This girl is probably straight” (even though WE know that’s not the case) to equal, “Therefore, I won’t get my hopes up,” but that’s often not how it works.
Maybe Marcie is still hoping things can work out, even if she’s adjusting what that might look like (or not). Maybe she is fine with it. It’s hard to say for sure at this point.
Some people just cope well once they know something’s done. Having asked someone out and waiting for their response? Terrifyingly stressful and worrisome. Getting a clear rejection? That’s done, nothing you can do about it, time to move on.
Struggling with classes? Terrifyingly stressful and worrisome. Accepting that no, you’re just failing this term? That’s over with, time to move on.
Gawddammit, you’re NOT allowed to make me like Faz. That said, if Faz takes this opportunity to act like a little turd again, I will not be happy. Dislike the character, sure, but loathe the character, nope.
You can dislike someone as a person while still sympathizing with their human pain. Faz is a terrible person to hang out with, but if he’s a kid who’s been abandoned by his parents, that sucks.
Heck, given Blaine, *not* being abandoned by his parents sucks, though he’d be less likely to be going hungry.
Plot twist: Faz’s line is implying that he was abandoned by his step-father, thus dooming him to a life of graphs and women. Wait, that actually sounds kinda dope.
I’m so confused that I can’t process any of this. Did Marcie give up on Malaya or what? And what is Joyce thinking? And did Faz show actual human emotion? I didn’t think the last one was possible, whatever I’ve hit my limit for dealing with these people today.
Well, I’m glad Marcie’s taking it well. Shrugs is probably the best case scenario.
Honestly, I’ve never been quite sure how much Marcie actually LIKED Malaya. Every time it came up, it was about how hot Malaya was and how much Marcie wanted to bang her. If that’s all it was, it’d be easy enough to shrug it off. If she did like her for real, I thought she might be sad (but hopefully not a dick – I wasn’t super worried she would be but I’m one of those people who’s never quite sure until the rejection happens). So if this is just ‘shrugs’ I’m cool with that.
…Unless she’s shrugging it off because she doesn’t want to admit she’s sad to Sal while she’s mad at her. I find it unlikely, given her expression, but I’m also hoping super hard that’s not the case because Marcie is adorable and I have no desire to see her sad.
And how much do I love that the first thing Sal does is offer Marcie sympathy? So much. Dammit you two stop being cute.
Remember that everytime it came up, she was explaining it to Sal and “sex” would be easier to get Sal to accept than “No, really, I like her, even if you don’t and it makes you jealous” – cause that would be a really awkward conversation.
At the very least, they seem to have mutual interests and like doing things together. As Carla said “I think Marcie likes doing shit.”
Sending an email to someone who only knows me by my old name but who I would like to use my new name going forward and trying to figure out how to sign it while the whole name thing is not at all related to the point of the email, woooo~
(This is just to express this stress a little, though if you have suggests, go for it. I mean, I’ll probably have hit send by the time anyone replies, but I may run into this again, so.)
Yeah, I’ve done that in the past. I just felt weird this time because I was emailing someone I’ve always interacted with in at least a semi-professional way, who I’ve barely interacted with in the past year, and who I’m asking for a favor.
I just signed it [new name]/[old name] [last name].
Separate paragraph about the new name and circumstances (if appropriate). Problem I have is people from before my change still use my old name. And no I’m not trans, I changed my name because I literally died. I’m still the same gender and sexuality I was born with, I just wrote a poem about a comic strip character doing a compare and contrast between us, and 21 years later people are still calling me by that name.
Murdered with a pickup truck while riding my bicycle home from work, 8/31/2001. Last day the crime was still a misdemeanor, thus low on the priorities for investigation. 22 hours later it would have been a minor felony. I was minus pulse and respiration when paramedics got there, but when they tried to scrape me off the road I told them to be careful because I had broken the upper end of my femur, which startled the hell out of the people gathered to see what happened. Turns out getting hit at 60 MPH makes a hell of a noise as your body crushes the cab of the truck. He drove off and the truck was declared a total loss, I spent 2 weeks in hospital learning to use my leg again, and another 4 months learning to walk unassisted.
Opus the Poet’s posts link to his blog, where you can read a graphic account of the surgeries required after he got hit by a pickup truck. Not for the medically squeamish.
Maybe sign it really “Default”-ish with your new name, as if that’s just a standard thing you do for all your emails? Literally no experience on the matter, beyond mild non-literally-diagnosed-just-the-adjective anxiousness.
Faz is talking normal, will it stick? I feel a little bad for Marcie but I get annoyed when I see people going into any sort of relationship and not making their intentions clear so I’m glad she’s taking it well
Well, he’s not wearing the same hoodie back when he showed up the first time. But then, even if he was, we’ve seen other dudes more than willing to wear the same hoodie every day, all the time, so it wouldn’t prove anything.
Ok, I’m confused by two things in this strip. First that Marcie seems to not care about Malaya hooking up with Joe, and second that Faz is smiling while talking about being abandoned.
the first was addressed pretty well near the top of the page, and the second, well, it’s faz – has he ever *not* been smiling? (also, faz-ness aside, it’s probably a coping mechanism, like how I tend to sound cheerful when talking about the incredibly painful ways my body tries to self-destruct.)
i think faz being 14 does wonders in making me accept him being humanized. he’s still a turd but the fact that he doesn’t really have any actual capability, power, or weight in any of these scenes besides being creepy and annoying means my reaction to this was mild intrigue instead of the usually Bahs and Humbugs.
This is the part when we learn to empathise with Faz, I think.
Meanwhile, I think that Marcie has decided to adopt the very healthy mindset of ‘easy come, easy go’. Either that or this is the very unhealthy attitude of: “Ah, Malaya can do whatever she wants, I still love her and will come crawling back to her!”
Are they going to walk in on Danny and Amber having a serious conversation (though Joe though he was opening space for them to have sex, I don’t think they are at it) or are they going to fuck in Sal’s room?
Probably Sal’s room, because Malaya will want to rub in her perceived victory?
Amazing drawing/storytelling.
I like how you can *see* Joyce snapping out of her confusion when she hears someone else’s pain.
In panel 3 she’s all “wait, does he *like* like me?” and in panel 4 she’s going full “someone’s hurting!”. Her eyes– and then she goes back to her non-shocked face but full of compassion. I guess she’s going to get us some answers as to Faz’s story.
As for Marcy, I’m pretty sure she’s answering both meanings of “sorry”.
– “Meh, so she’s not into me, big deal, it was just a crush and not love anyway”
– “Well yeah what you did sucked but it was you being you and we’ve been sulking long enough, let’s make up cause this is stupid and I still love you dumbass.”
Or the next thing Faz says is, “Well, do not worry about being abandoned, for Faz shall console you with the most intuitively masterful of not-at-all inexperienced sexings.”
I learned this back when I played Monster Rancher 2. It’s an anime thing where they shrink their irises to empasize the widening of their eyes to display a shocked facial expression instead of bulging their eyeballs out ‘ll, and then it shifts back to her on -model regular iris size
My statistics gathered from a sample size of only myself indicate that there is a nonzero number of people, possibly 100% according to this surely unbiased sample size, who already empathized with Faz. Especially that one scene at the funeral in Shortpacked.
In all seriousness, despite being deeply flawed, Faz actually is a certain limited sort of great. I’m also not joking when I say he and Wen were kinda cute together in an incredibly awkward way.
My view is that Marcie fully intends to continue pining after Malaya and trying to win her over. Wanting is better than having in many cases after all.
Marcie is rather used to disappointment. Malaya was never hers to lose. Some things you just walk away from. Pick battles you have a chance to win. Once you have it ground into you that life isn’t fair, you can shrug and walk away from disappointments.
You know, I feel pretty certain that when Sal says “Ah’m sorry”, she’s not just indicating what happened right now. She’s probably also trying to start apologising for the rift that’s currently between them.
And even if that was not part of her intentions, then at least she got a response from Marcie. It seems possible Marcie might speak to her again soon. It seems like they might work it out in the end here.
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dang, I agree with Faz, is it already April Fools or something? D=
I think Faz is alluding to Joyce being abandoned, in the smoothest pickup line he’s made so far.
Nah, he’s referring to the fact that he thought Joe was gonna teach him how better to be a ladies’ man.
“Clearly your heart has been broken. May I suggest using Faz’s lips to soothe your pain?”
The man’s face is made of solid painted plaster
… weirdly enough though, the immobile smile engraved on it bears a resemblance to Joyce’s…
sometimes a lonely way
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Faz has expressed a human emotion! Perhaps he can pass the Turing Test after all!
The Turing Test is for AIs, not residents of the planet Sxonaos like Faz probably is.
Honestly, Faz is kind of what I think would happen if you made a robot and plugged it into the internet to learn human behavior, but forgot to install parental controls.
Faz is Pintsize?
Fazsize. Pintfaz? Fintsaz?
Pazfize
None of these can ever be allowed to exist. The resulting repulsivness singularity would eat galaxies
Suddenly everything is explained.
Paging Jeph for confirmation.
Nah, Pintsize seems to have some measure of self control…even if it’s only a passing nanosecond
I wonder how he feels about toast…
“Sourdough. Chicks DIG sourdough.”
Not enough cusses or racial slurs.
and fazs operating system isn’t full of prime number porn.
Give him time…
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that happened already.
For real
[a href=”https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(bot)”]MicroSoft Tay[/a]. Twitter taught a chatbot to be a racist arsehole in under sixteen hours.
MicroSoft Tay. Twitter taught a chatbot to be a racist arsehole in under sixteen hours.
Well now see I was assuming he was making the observation to sorta “neg” Joyce in the hopes she’d get depressed and needy and he could jump her.
That would display far more competence than I think Faz is capable of? If Faz was gonna try and neg a girl it would be obvious and probably hilarious.
IDK, this Faz is still a child, I don’t think he is as hopeless visa-vi human emotions as Faz-prime. And we all know his shitty bio-dad is actively part of his life in this one.
Blaine isn’t Faz’s bio-dad in DOA.
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A-HA!
So wait… This means…
…That Galasso is not Danny!
Wait I’m with Sal ~ Marcie explain
“Meh, I’d still hit it” is my guess. Either that or Marcie’s okay with polyamory.
I mean, I think part of it is that Sal’s apology wasn’t in sympathy for Malaya seducing/hitting on/whatever Joe, but for fucking up her security guard gig (and generally being kind of a tool), like, three plots ago.
Are you suggesting that Marcie is still mad at Sal and therefore doesn’t want to share her feelings? Huh. Possible. That sort of fits in with theory three of mine (below) that states that Marcie is upset but is acting tough in front of Sal.
No, not at all. I don’t have an explanation. That was just my reading of Sal’s intent.
Yeah I can see her being sorry about that too but it really feels like that’s not what this apology is about.
or maybe “you win some, you lose some”?
I mean, Marcie was part of Squad 48 in the Walkyverse, and IIRC all of them were more-or-less in a big poly relationship there…and accounting for Willis’s “sexuality is constant between the ‘verses” rule, I’d say it’s a safe bet that Marcie is indeed fine with polyamory.
Ah yes. Squad 48 was the best.
Best thing about Squad 48 is that it provided some cool characters for DoA.
It started out, as Willis put it later, as “Joe’s 5-girl-orgy wet dream”, which isn’t quite so cool.
That is a good point though – I’d forgotten about that plot detail from IW until you brought it up. Actually, as a fairly big fan of Poly myself, I hope that is it. I think I am just assuming the worst below because, well, that is usually the correct answer around here.
Is polyamory considered a sexuality now?
(asking for a friend).
Not per se, but it is a general component of sexuality, and therefore would transfer.
As a bisexual, homoromantic, semi-hypersexual, pro-polyamory woman, I can say with a surety that it is an important component of my sexual identity. Thus it might also be for your friend.
We know Marcie’s poly. We also know Marcie would tap Joe. Granted, this was alternate universe Joe, but Joe in his squad 48 days was about as mature as Joe now, so meh. My guess is at least part of this is “maybe I’ll get a hot threesome out of this”.
It is also possible that Marcie is currently in some sort of deep denial. She might snap and freak out at any moment.
Or perhaps she already thought that Mayala wasn’t interested in her and just wants to see her crush happy?
Or perhaps she’s crying and just trying to hide that fact from Sal using her goggle/glasses thingys?
I have no idea – I’m right there with you and Sal hoping for an explanation from either Marcie herself or the comic in general.
See, I don’t think there would be any reason for Marcie to assume that is anything other than a one-time hook-up or to assume it meant that her and Mayala is never going to happen, especially when Mayala doesn’t know Marcie has feelings for her.
Not saying it would not be human nature for a person in Marcie’s situation to be hurt, but I am not sure why people are looking at it like this hook-up is the start of a monogamous relationship between Mayala and Joe of all people, haha
Whose assuming that this is the start of anything remotely monogamous? Not me.
However, as someone who had a crush on a straight girl once, it can be pretty heart breaking to see a straight girl that you are crushing on not even notice your feelings and date a boy right in front of you. So yeah, if I was Marcie, even being totally okay with Poly, I might still be upset about this situation since it could indicate that Mayala might not be interested ever.
I think Marcie, as a reasonable adult, has said “ok I guess she’s probably not into girls, or at least not into me. Time to move on”
Could be wrong though.
This was my interpretation as well.
Another possible aspect of it is that she is of the hook. This frees her from making a move, from risking rejection, from opening up… Can be a pretty big surge of relief.
Point. I’ve had that a couple of times recently.
But even a reasonable adult would (or could) be pretty sad about that for a while before being totally fine with it.
Yeah, and there’s a smile with that shrug. I’d not sure how to read this.
If Faz ever opened his eyes you would see the tears of a clown. Faz is the true hero this comic needs.
If Faz opened his eyes, you’d see into a deep black void where the crows circle and carrion thoughts lie like leaf-mould around the bones of male tropes hung above the ever-circling pits of undigested feelings.
Aw, baby…
(That is directed at FAZ. What is HAPPENING?!)
Faz has always dreamed of someone saying “aw baby” directed at Faz’s self.
Phew. Back to normal. Sympathy averted.
Thanks.
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So my big question is – does Joyce now think (or possibly know – not sure if it’s been confirmed) that Joe has feelings for her?
I think she was starting to think that, and Joe might have almost started to think that, when Malaya interrupted.
I think Joyce’s reaction is not to Joe’s falling off the wagon, so much as to his being this close to admitting some sort of affection for her, then immediately walking off with a complete stranger.
Joe probably wasn’t going to announce anything definite, but they got awfully close to admitting that they think the other is a person worth loving, as opposed to actively disliking each other. If that makes any sense.
So Faz is here because he was abandoned? Ugh, do we have to sympathize with him now?
And somehow Marcie is just fine. I’m with Sal, this isn’t called responsible adult reactions of age!
I agree, but as a sometimes critic, I don’t think adults exist in this universe.
“This universe” being the dumbiverse or the one you and I live in?
Yes.
Well, he first came here with Blaine, who chased after Amber, kidnapped her boyfriend and then got beat so badly he’s been hospitalised. And then Dina tied Faz up and gave him to Ruth. So it’s entirely possible he’s been hanging around the area the whole time since unless Ruth got ahold of Faz’s mom there’s nobody to come pick him up.
What has he been eating!?
Wendy’s?
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Ruth, while being kind of shit at her job, is not the sort of person who wouldn’t properly deal with an unattended minor. She let a lot of shit slide, but she still tried to protect Carla. She takes issue with harm coming to vulnerable people.
It is pretty likely he was abandoned though. In the comic for March 5th Amber mentions his mom isn’t answering her phone or returning calls. On February 12th Faz said “Father does not care what I do” when Amber specifically mentions how her dad would be pissed. She interpreted that as Faz talking about his biological father, but.. there is a good chance Faz knew exactly what Amber meant and responded accordingly.
Faz isn’t great when it comes ot talking about emotions or his problems (or even acknowledging he has problems.) It kind of lines up that if abandoned he’d go to the only family he knows (Amber,) but not necessarily have the courage to explain why. Instead trying to distract himself with creeper shenanigans.
Ruth has been suffering suicidal depression, a conspiracy to make her take up a job she is manifestly unqualified for, and has just dealt with both her first date ever as well as a stabbing of a rapist. I can understand why Faz would slip her mind.
Yeah, but she had to do something with him. Couldn’t just leave him in a corner wrapped up in AG’s grapple rope.
The incident with the wrapped-up Faz was on parent’s day and we would have noticed if Ruth had kept him in her dorm room.
Probably he’s on the list of not allowed people just like Blaine and would be escorted out by security if anyone involved anyone official.
Considering her dismal state, Ruth must have all capabilities necessary to be a top RA, because she managed to get some parts of her job done nevertheless. And protecting the people in her care from dangers (other than herself) was always part of her ethos. She protected Amber from Blaine, and her first impulse was to protect Carla from Mary, even if she then refrained at first because of being blackmailed. But she cared.
We’re either going to get some deep feels, or a cut away to someone else.
I’m calling cutaway
How about a cutaway to deep feels.
Or a deep cut that feels away?
Gravitar checks out but also omg
Faz is great, and so is his capacity for unexpected emotional insight
Now all we need is Joe to make a hard left after he goes inside with a “Thanks for the excuse!” and we’ll have the full set of unexpected outcomes.
DUmb question, is Marcie deaf or mute? For some reason I thought she was deaf but she replied to Sal without seeing that she was talking
Mute, a throat injury if I remember correctly.
I’ll this time I’ve been assuming she saw Cthulhu and became so horrified she lost her ability to speak.
How do you know a throat injury?
We don’t. All we know is she’s physically incapable of speech.
And used to be capable of speech. Throat injury seems reasonable to me, though fair enough if it hasn’t been explicitly stated.
My guess is either throat injury or possibly some sort of illness necessitating vocal cord removal.
With Sal’s seeming sense of guilt about it I personally lean more into throat injury myself, though it could still just be a form of survivors’ remorse.
Sal definitely feels bad it happened, but I don’t know I’d say she feels guilty. I think if she felt guilty or responsible for it, she wouldn’t so easily just refer to it as ‘stuff happens’ in Marcie’s hearing.
In the backstory she had a voice, and in the years since the flashback she lost it.
And Sal has expressed some degree of guilt over that, tho’ whether that’s ‘responsibility’ or ‘survivor’s guilt’ isn’t clear.
Mute. Beatrice from Billie’s new hall, on the other hand, is deaf (I believe).
Why Marcie is mute is still a mystery. Maybe its her throat, maybe its old one induced madness, maybe she lost her tongue in a Christmas Story-style incident.
I thought soap poisoning caused blindness?
She does wear those shades…
Shrug?!…Then what was the point of the last six months of bullshit?! Six months for us. I don’t know like a week for Marcie probably.
Sometimes you miss your friends enough to just move on from whatever was angering you.
I believe the shrug is meant to mean she’s not upset about Malaya rather than no longer upset about Sal.
Well, she has a backup plan…
That explains the smile
Welp, back to masturbation for me!
Maybe she’s open to a poly hookup with both Joe and Malaya.
Maybe she’s fallen into a “fuck it nothing matters” mindset as a defensive mechanism against breaking down right there.
We’ll see tomorrow, maybe!
Maybe she is Not okay and is just pretending to be? Or is in shock?
Six months for us, but about two or three weeks for them.
Was NOT expecting the moment of introspection to come from Faz.
Also, Dammit Marcie.
No, not introspection. Rather being annoyed at not being allowed to watch.
More of a statement that carries a deep meaning beyond what the speaker intended. “Outrospection,” I guess?
Hmmm at Faz’s line… wonder if this indicates we’re going to find out more about why he’s here.
I don’t believe Malaya had given any indication she was into girls, so Marcie had to have figured it was a longshot at best (and thus nothing to get worked up over here).
That can be a fair one to have, but not the reaction I’d expect from most people. One might want “This girl is probably straight” (even though WE know that’s not the case) to equal, “Therefore, I won’t get my hopes up,” but that’s often not how it works.
Maybe Marcie is still hoping things can work out, even if she’s adjusting what that might look like (or not). Maybe she is fine with it. It’s hard to say for sure at this point.
Some people just cope well once they know something’s done. Having asked someone out and waiting for their response? Terrifyingly stressful and worrisome. Getting a clear rejection? That’s done, nothing you can do about it, time to move on.
Struggling with classes? Terrifyingly stressful and worrisome. Accepting that no, you’re just failing this term? That’s over with, time to move on.
Few of them actually smile in the moment of rejection though. Unless they’re just pretending, of course.
*someone steps out from behind Faz, who was actually talking about boners*
Good that Marcie’s not jealous, particularly with a woman she’s not even dating, but I get why Sal’s baffled.
Gawddammit, you’re NOT allowed to make me like Faz. That said, if Faz takes this opportunity to act like a little turd again, I will not be happy. Dislike the character, sure, but loathe the character, nope.
You can dislike someone as a person while still sympathizing with their human pain. Faz is a terrible person to hang out with, but if he’s a kid who’s been abandoned by his parents, that sucks.
Heck, given Blaine, *not* being abandoned by his parents sucks, though he’d be less likely to be going hungry.
Amber asked if Blaine knew he was here and Faz dodged the question.
As if we needed more reason to loathe Blaine.
*plays David Bowie’s “Boys Keep Swinging” on the hacked P.A. speakers*
On Ukulele
That alt text was my exact reaction
who the fuck said this was okay
WHAT !? -….. Ok, good one Marcie you surprised me with that unexpected reaction good on ya. 👏😂
That was wonderful. Perfect capper strip.
Marcie realizes she’s going to lose many more times than she wins
Did Faz just
go through an entire sentence without praising himself and/or hitting on someone?
I think I need a moment.
Plot twist: Faz’s line is implying that he was abandoned by his step-father, thus dooming him to a life of graphs and women. Wait, that actually sounds kinda dope.
Someone has a strong future as a swinger and 538 commenter.
I’m so confused that I can’t process any of this. Did Marcie give up on Malaya or what? And what is Joyce thinking? And did Faz show actual human emotion? I didn’t think the last one was possible, whatever I’ve hit my limit for dealing with these people today.
Knowing Faz, this is probably a transparent attempt to manipulate Joyce into sympathy sex.
Giving him any amount of pity is likely a mistake.
knowing faz, I think if that were the case he’d have said so immediately.
Well, I’m glad Marcie’s taking it well. Shrugs is probably the best case scenario.
Honestly, I’ve never been quite sure how much Marcie actually LIKED Malaya. Every time it came up, it was about how hot Malaya was and how much Marcie wanted to bang her. If that’s all it was, it’d be easy enough to shrug it off. If she did like her for real, I thought she might be sad (but hopefully not a dick – I wasn’t super worried she would be but I’m one of those people who’s never quite sure until the rejection happens). So if this is just ‘shrugs’ I’m cool with that.
…Unless she’s shrugging it off because she doesn’t want to admit she’s sad to Sal while she’s mad at her. I find it unlikely, given her expression, but I’m also hoping super hard that’s not the case because Marcie is adorable and I have no desire to see her sad.
And how much do I love that the first thing Sal does is offer Marcie sympathy? So much. Dammit you two stop being cute.
They’re still my ship.
Who? Sal and Marcie? Or Sal or Malaya?
Or would you care to join me in multi shipping hell?
MARCIE and Malaya. Dammit. This is what happens when Sal is my favourite character – she gets into everything.
…Eh, still works with multi shipping hell.
(Sorry about the triple post, Willis – lack of edit function to fix and or add stuff).
Sal and Marcie. What can I say, I’m a sucker for the childhood friendship that becomes something more.
I like them too.
Remember that everytime it came up, she was explaining it to Sal and “sex” would be easier to get Sal to accept than “No, really, I like her, even if you don’t and it makes you jealous” – cause that would be a really awkward conversation.
At the very least, they seem to have mutual interests and like doing things together. As Carla said “I think Marcie likes doing shit.”
That is true, but Marcie did tell her she was working her way up to dating Malaya and Sal’s reaction was ‘Well that changes everything”.
Sending an email to someone who only knows me by my old name but who I would like to use my new name going forward and trying to figure out how to sign it while the whole name thing is not at all related to the point of the email, woooo~
(This is just to express this stress a little, though if you have suggests, go for it. I mean, I’ll probably have hit send by the time anyone replies, but I may run into this again, so.)
“btw, name change, I’m [Yumi] now”? 🙂
Yeah, I’ve done that in the past. I just felt weird this time because I was emailing someone I’ve always interacted with in at least a semi-professional way, who I’ve barely interacted with in the past year, and who I’m asking for a favor.
I just signed it [new name]/[old name] [last name].
reminded me of this: https://xkcd.com/1915/
…which just reminded me of a FB message from this afternoon I haven’t even *read* yet. >.<
Separate paragraph about the new name and circumstances (if appropriate). Problem I have is people from before my change still use my old name. And no I’m not trans, I changed my name because I literally died. I’m still the same gender and sexuality I was born with, I just wrote a poem about a comic strip character doing a compare and contrast between us, and 21 years later people are still calling me by that name.
wait what
Probably referring to cardiac arrest.
Modern medicine means there are a lot of formerly-dead people walking around.
I almost typed “once-“, but for some, it’s been more than that.
Murdered with a pickup truck while riding my bicycle home from work, 8/31/2001. Last day the crime was still a misdemeanor, thus low on the priorities for investigation. 22 hours later it would have been a minor felony. I was minus pulse and respiration when paramedics got there, but when they tried to scrape me off the road I told them to be careful because I had broken the upper end of my femur, which startled the hell out of the people gathered to see what happened. Turns out getting hit at 60 MPH makes a hell of a noise as your body crushes the cab of the truck. He drove off and the truck was declared a total loss, I spent 2 weeks in hospital learning to use my leg again, and another 4 months learning to walk unassisted.
This is a story that requires far more details then currently provided.
If I remember correctly, he’s said some things about a bike accident? with a tractor-trailer I think?
Opus the Poet’s posts link to his blog, where you can read a graphic account of the surgeries required after he got hit by a pickup truck. Not for the medically squeamish.
Maybe sign it really “Default”-ish with your new name, as if that’s just a standard thing you do for all your emails? Literally no experience on the matter, beyond mild non-literally-diagnosed-just-the-adjective anxiousness.
Marcie’s “shrug” also kinda looka likes like the sign gesture for ‘thank you’.
Faz is talking normal, will it stick? I feel a little bad for Marcie but I get annoyed when I see people going into any sort of relationship and not making their intentions clear so I’m glad she’s taking it well
Oh god, are we about to actually start humanizing Faz? I mean, okay, but it still feels weird.
yup. I’m very curious now about his tragic backstory of neglect or whatever… so of course I’m not expecting we’ll actually get it for years 😛
but hey, speaking of waiting for things, new SU episodes in just 11 days! OMG!
oooh… Time to binge watch and obsess over every little detail of the last season to get my brain back in shape.
Oh also Joe probably gave up his last chance here.
I have feelings and I don’t know what they are.
Teenager-dom in a nutshell.
More like human-dom in a nutshell really.
I just came from GGaR and I read that as the other kind of dom.
…. okay, so is JOYCE going to be the one to sit down and actually get a straight answer out of Faz about why he’s here?
And where is her “Premarital Hanky-Panky” outburst?
-checks-
Well, he’s not wearing the same hoodie back when he showed up the first time. But then, even if he was, we’ve seen other dudes more than willing to wear the same hoodie every day, all the time, so it wouldn’t prove anything.
Damn it Joe….
Marcie’s taking this pretty healthily. Another girl will come along, like a certain sophomore who works at the student paper?
Ok, I’m confused by two things in this strip. First that Marcie seems to not care about Malaya hooking up with Joe, and second that Faz is smiling while talking about being abandoned.
the first was addressed pretty well near the top of the page, and the second, well, it’s faz – has he ever *not* been smiling? (also, faz-ness aside, it’s probably a coping mechanism, like how I tend to sound cheerful when talking about the incredibly painful ways my body tries to self-destruct.)
what is happening here ( with Joyce ) ?
i think faz being 14 does wonders in making me accept him being humanized. he’s still a turd but the fact that he doesn’t really have any actual capability, power, or weight in any of these scenes besides being creepy and annoying means my reaction to this was mild intrigue instead of the usually Bahs and Humbugs.
Isn’t he 15 here? Since he’s just a matter of weeks/months away from reaching Indiana’s age of consent by his own statement.
EDIT: according to Willis on tumblr, Faz is 17 years old.
he did say that – http://walkypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Faz#Dumbing_of_Age -, but according to a recent comment by Willis (that I’m still searching for) he’s 15 now. whoops? 🙂
Yep, Word of God is not immutable and unchanging in Dumbing of Age.
found it. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/handle-2/#comment-1309754
Shit, I missed that. I thought he was 17
FAZ IS CONTRIBUTING MEANINGFULLY TO THE SITUATION!!! WHAT IS EVEN WHAT???
When Faz is placed in a den of lions, Faz must rise above.
I didn’t think Faz of all people would have some sort of emotional insight.
It’s the most dick thing Willis has done lmao
Well, he’s TRYING to make it the most dick thing he’s done. He didn’t succeed, but all things considered it was the best he could do.
Ughh I just want Joe and Joyce to talk about their feelingsssss
Willis you are a shit.
Where do you think his twitter handle came from? @damnyouwillis
This encourages Faz to make the Song of Healing and eventually go on to collect creepy masks.
I can see that happening
Ttttthhhhhhaaaaat was two bombshells. :O
Yeah, that’s pretty much sums up Marcie’s thoughts throughout al this.
SORRY!!!
Don’t apologize for making someone laugh when they needed it. 🙂
………so..
Marcie’s just like “can’t beat em. join em?”
Sal..
don’t go in your room for a while
Oh, are we finally getting a look behind that creepy smile and obsession with sex into Real Faz?
Not sure if want.
This is the part when we learn to empathise with Faz, I think.
Meanwhile, I think that Marcie has decided to adopt the very healthy mindset of ‘easy come, easy go’. Either that or this is the very unhealthy attitude of: “Ah, Malaya can do whatever she wants, I still love her and will come crawling back to her!”
There’s also “it’s a meaningless hookup there’s no reason it should mean I have no chance and the only reason to get bent out of shape is jealousy.”
Is that grin just permanently attached to his face? Is he physically capable of changing his expression? Maybe Faz is some kind of android.
Or an anteater.
Or the Joker.
Are they going to walk in on Danny and Amber having a serious conversation (though Joe though he was opening space for them to have sex, I don’t think they are at it) or are they going to fuck in Sal’s room?
Probably Sal’s room, because Malaya will want to rub in her perceived victory?
Amber went to nap so probably the second thing
…Faz?
Wait… is that character development for Faz? For FAZ? :-O
Amazing drawing/storytelling.
I like how you can *see* Joyce snapping out of her confusion when she hears someone else’s pain.
In panel 3 she’s all “wait, does he *like* like me?” and in panel 4 she’s going full “someone’s hurting!”. Her eyes– and then she goes back to her non-shocked face but full of compassion. I guess she’s going to get us some answers as to Faz’s story.
As for Marcy, I’m pretty sure she’s answering both meanings of “sorry”.
– “Meh, so she’s not into me, big deal, it was just a crush and not love anyway”
– “Well yeah what you did sucked but it was you being you and we’ve been sulking long enough, let’s make up cause this is stupid and I still love you dumbass.”
Wisdom? From the mouth of Faz?! This IS the Twilight Zone, isn’t it??
Or Mike has learned to project his voice.
Or the next thing Faz says is, “Well, do not worry about being abandoned, for Faz shall console you with the most intuitively masterful of not-at-all inexperienced sexings.”
You’re not gonna get me to give a damn about Faz no matter how tragic you try to make him.
Whats up with Joyce and her eyes in panels three and four?
I learned this back when I played Monster Rancher 2. It’s an anime thing where they shrink their irises to empasize the widening of their eyes to display a shocked facial expression instead of bulging their eyeballs out ‘ll, and then it shifts back to her on -model regular iris size
Are- are you trying to make us empathize with Faz?
DAMN YOU, WILLIS!
My statistics gathered from a sample size of only myself indicate that there is a nonzero number of people, possibly 100% according to this surely unbiased sample size, who already empathized with Faz. Especially that one scene at the funeral in Shortpacked.
In all seriousness, despite being deeply flawed, Faz actually is a certain limited sort of great. I’m also not joking when I say he and Wen were kinda cute together in an incredibly awkward way.
My view is that Marcie fully intends to continue pining after Malaya and trying to win her over. Wanting is better than having in many cases after all.
Oh jeez, I only just realized that implication. Maybe Faz is only here because Faz doesn’t have anyplace else to go.
How DARE you make me feel even a momentary empathy for Faz! I demand to see your manager.
Marcie is rather used to disappointment. Malaya was never hers to lose. Some things you just walk away from. Pick battles you have a chance to win. Once you have it ground into you that life isn’t fair, you can shrug and walk away from disappointments.
I love that Marcie’s like, “My crush is headed off to bone some guy… oh well!”
And Sal is like, “Wait, I almost destroyed our friendship over a crush you let go of in 5 SECONDS??? DOUBLE-YOU-TEE-FUUUUCKK!?!?”
“They’re gonna fuck someone else, oh well” is not exactly letting go of a crush. I’ve had plenty of crushes on folks that had sex with other people.
Marcie is now going to join in a threesome with Joe and Malaya–leaving him completely confused and wondering why God is playing with him.
This cements my theory that Faz is only capable of one facial expression.
Will we finally know why Faz is here at the campus?
3 things might happen
1 joe is gonna show a bit of maturity and say thanks for saving me .. bye now ….. and 1a at some point realize he really likes joyce
2 marcies going to think this is gonna down in flames and shell be there to console mayala
Marcie can shrug off abandonment. Joyce can’t.
You know, I feel pretty certain that when Sal says “Ah’m sorry”, she’s not just indicating what happened right now. She’s probably also trying to start apologising for the rift that’s currently between them.
And even if that was not part of her intentions, then at least she got a response from Marcie. It seems possible Marcie might speak to her again soon. It seems like they might work it out in the end here.
Is Joyce’s face from panel 2-3 going from “Joe likes me” to “I-I like that he likes me?”?
NO
God DAMMIT, Joe.
Honestly I think it might be better for Marcie to just let this one go.