Week 31 of Welcome to the Fuck Zone features Dorothy and Walky! Slipshine members can go check out the full image. After this, I’ll be taking a short break from the one-pagers to draw a short Slipshine comic story, as per the Olden Dayes Of Yore.
(no this is not related to today’s strip)
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If you had told me that Dina would get turned on by a purple dinosaur costume, I would have wondered if maybe Barney had left a big impression on her.
Circumstantial evidence points to yes.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/sheetmusic/
And of course the fans took note of that.
…. maybe she’s just a fan of playing nick-nack on someone’s tree?
Oh, Dina! Has no-one shown you Was (Not Was)’ “Walk the Dinosaur”?
https://youtu.be/83nFiPoSuzU
Oh hey, I know that song!
My theory is that it’s about masturbation… but I basically assume any reference to any sort of “dancing” in songs is a euphemism for sex, so I don’t know, maybe I’m just a perv/conspiracy theorist.
ALL SONGS ARE ABOUT SEX, MONEY, OR DRUGS; NO EXCEPTIONS! MUSIC IS ONLY DRIVEN BY CARNAL DESIRE
Wait, EVERY dancing song?
What about Madonna’s “Get into the groove”?
I’m pretty sure that sub-text requires it to be sub. That? That’s just text.
But you knew that, of course. 😉
dom-text
Hey, that’s not true, songs can be about love as we–
“Love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed!”
Thanks Rick.
Purple is objectively the best colour, and dinosaurs are awesome, so…
I dunno, I always preferred Baby Bop the Green Triceratops to Barnie personally.
Wait, wasn’t Dina’s green hoodie a Green Triceratops?
Will the next costume be B.J. or Riff themed?
Who the fuck is Riff?
I am hoping for more of an H.R. Pufnstuf myself.
“Who is the Mayor of this place?”
“Oh right, I am the Mayor of this place.”
Dina’s stronger than she looks :v
Her fetish gives her super strength.
Is this a Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged reference?
Her fetish gives her super-strength, but Joyce’s Bible gives her the ability to defy social cues!
Yes but without the Brooklyn rage!
Stop trying to make Brooklyn Rage a thing, Plasma.
Nyaa!
Dina will not have her fetish interrupted by your theology! (Also so needed this palette cleanser after the last few strips)
Yes, um ah-hmm-ha
This will aha well, um mm yes
This will do
if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops
Standing outside, with my mouth open wide~
There would be an awful mess on the highway.
and the byways while all the raccoons would be diabetic.
I’m drawing a Blank on conga blocking jokes, so can I get some help?
I can’t help but imagine Timothy Spall delivering this line.
Dang it, you were supposed to be picturing Jeff Goldblum
I haven’t seen any of his films, that I’m aware of. Sweeney Todd was the first thing to come to mind, for some reason.
…he was in Jurassic Park -_-
Never watched it, but I can see why it’s a fitting choice for this particular context.
Geez, it’s like some of you kids didn’t even grow up in the 90s or something.
I blame the parents.
Does it as growing up in the ’90s if I was born 38 days after Day of the Dumpster first aired?
“Does it *count*” was what I meant.
Also, for reference, Day of the Dumpster first aired on August 28, 1993.
I generally count the first decade you can actually remember most of, and I definitely don’t remember enough of the 80s to count as an 80s kid. Although apparently I still count as a millennial somehow so who knows.
But I suppose you can b forgiven for not seeing a movie that was released about the same time you were.
In that case, I hope that forgiveness extends beyond just the one movie and its sequels. Because I have a long list of films I’ve never watched that people frequently insist I should watch, usually phrased as “You need to get educated.” That phrasing is a large part of the reason those films go unseen.
The most of original Jurassic Park hold up reasonably well in my opinion, though I was being facetious to mask the sudden realization that the movie came out like 25 years ago and I feel super old now
I so want a short cameo appearance of Johnny Depp in the next “Jurassic World” movie. Preferably with him meeting some hungry Velociraptors.
Like I said;a VERY short cameo….
Damn it, not Conga C U N T. (the girl virsion of C O C K block)
Why do people keep trying to talk around the obvious word filter?
Yeah, it’s one thing when you think you mistyped or autocorrected something so you type the original again, but spelling it out means you’ve recognized the filter and are actively avoiding it. Maybe don’t do that?
Unless there’s some good reason – like maybe telling someone what the filter’s blocking when they ask.
That said, is this one new? Because we’ve seen a couple people commenting on it over the last couple days and I don’t remember noticing it before. OTOH, I don’t remember much use of the word conga replaces either.
I think it used to just delete posts that used that word.
Because many people just find them annoying and don’t even consider that the reasons behind the filters/disagree with those intentions?
If you want to use a blocked word so badly, at least use some asterisks as filler.
this way is funnier tho
and ‘disagree with disliking the gendered slurs thrown at women commenters don’t like’ is not really… uh. not really a motivation I could see anyone respecting
seriously just come up with different words or assimilate the filter. ‘bongo’ is hilarious
I think most people use clit block
Someone used “clamjam” below.
I have never seen that phrase until Robin used it last week. ‘Box block’ I’ve seen a lot more.
Good choice.
Get it, Dina! ^_^
Dina’s arms are stronger than a T-Rex’s
NOOOOOOO I WANTED CLOSURE! DAMN YOU WILLIS!
What? Mary’s going to try and exploit Ruth’s vulnerability to get some probably poorly conceived revenge on Billie, or the both of them really. What more closure do you need?
I think some of us were expecting a rebuttal to Rachel or Mary or both (personally I was hoping for Joyce to drop her first F-bomb: “What the fuck is wrong with you?” How dare Mary call herself a Christian when she is so directly and deliberately malicious? Christians are supposed to help people up, not tear them down).
i suspect that most of mary’s comments were directly precisely at her targets, at a sound volume only they could hear easily
Closure means that there’s no more comic to entertain us and feed his kids. I’m sure Willis cares about one of those things.
*Dons fake glasses.* Technically, closure is what allows you to understand the transitions between comic panels, so…
Also: That’s what she said when Joyce popped in. (Sorry, I’ll see myself out.)
Don’t be a dino blocker Joyce!
All in favor of mauling Joyce, say I
The only mauling that girl needs is someone dressing her up in a Darth Maul cosplay.
Fanart or it didn’t happen.
Never been a Dina fan but this strip is well on the way to making me change my mind
I’ve had weirder kinks
wow what a shift. Still I’m always here for that good Becky and Dina content so
Does Dina have a closet full of dinosaur costumes? First the green one and now this.
Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?
Why not? They suit her.
Dina’s thought process – “ThisIsMyFetish.jpg”
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That’s not even a real file type, you fraud.
It’s old and deprecated.
…. well, deprecated at least, as the above post demonstrates.
File type extensions are an outdated mechanism of file data formating which only Windows persists in holding onto on a system level by default, and even then it’s widely seen as a PEBCAK type security flaw to actually use them. Referring to any use of them except in specific limited circumstances
(mainly where they can identify type at a glance, such as in large complex coding projects) as “old and deprecated” is generally appropriate.
I’m not entirely sure what this means. All I know is, if I see “.jpg” at the end of a filename, I know it’s gonna look like hot trash, and if I see “.png”, I know it can have a transparent background and won’t add colors I didn’t want.
One too many layers of clothes for your intended purpose, Becky
But…Leslie’s offering her house…
I’m pretty sure Leslie needs a day or two to sort through her shit.
Also to probably make it a bit more legal. As in legal guardian? I don’t know.
Becky doesn’t need a legal guardian. She’s an adult who hasn’t been ruled incompetent for her own care.
It isn’t a need, no, but it can still be a useful construct to enter into for various reasons. A big use for Becky, should Les be willing, would be for use on FAFSA forms and IU admittance forms which could net more financial and administrative leeway than trying to go it alone, letting her be in classes sooner.
That said, you are right that it has little to no bearing on her current housing situation.
That doesn’t seem like a good reason to relinquish your legal independence. An adult having a legal guardian has very different connotations than a minor looking for one.
When Leslie asked if Becky had a place to stay, her response was yes, kinda. Then Leslie said “Well, if you ever don’t have a place, I have a couch.”
I think Becky heard that and decided, “If they catch me staying in the dorms, I’ll move in with Leslie.”
This, too.
She’s not going away unless she has to.
Almost her entire newly built support network is in that dorm, including her best friend and girlfriend. Moving away from them to live off-campus with someone she only met today (however awesomesauce she may be) would probably feel a bit daunting.
I doubt I’d do it right away either
And she had to at least go back to get her stuff. (I assume she at least has her own toothbrush by now)
She has her own stuff. As bad as her former school was they at least gave her her stuff beck without a problem.
Counterpoint: Dina is offering her bed for at least the night, if Amber has no objections.
leslie might need a night of peace and quiet after robin left
and then they can engage in all the lesbian friend bonding shenanigans the next day
good content
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
I think this entire comic is the highlight of my day. XD The dinosaur outfit may also backfire, protective as it is. 😛
I agree.
Becky: Wearing a full body garment that likely smells like her girlfriend.
Dina: Girlfriend is wearing a dinosaur suit.
and now sexy time with Dina and Becky in dino-suits….it practically writes itself.
If that ever comes to pass, be prepared for at least one person accusing Becky of pedophilia.
Even though they’re obviously both College student age…seeing as they’re at a college that at least Dina is officially attending.
I mean, never mind the fact that I was attending college at 16… I’m more the exception though.
Oh god I forgot that would happen. On a tangential note, does anyone else think that Dina’s started looking, a little taller lately? I could have sworn that when they started dating Becky was a full head taller than Dina, but in this strip appears to only be an inch or two taller than Dina. Is Dina starting to go through a late in life growth spurt, or is perspective just really messing with my head?
Ugh :/ maybe I should skip the comments if that happens. I have too much in common with Dina. There was a guy at university who implied that since I look so young, only perverts would be interested in me. Thankfully I mostly ignored his BS, but, that one still bothers me a bit.
I kind of expected Dina to be one size smaller than her girlfriend. she certainly seems a bit shorter.
Maybe Dina couldn’t find that costume in her size?
Willis
Willis, I NEED to see Dina in this onesie/kigurumi/whatever the hell it is
I think Becky just flipped Dina’s switch. To overload.
http://volkerdeuss.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/good-news-everyone.jpg
now that’s a mating display if i’ve ever seen one
…horns and frills…
wow, that is more No than I thought Dina had in her entire body XD
And now we know what will be up next at Slipshine. But seriously what about Leslie’s offer. Robin is off of that couch so she could sleep there and everything is nice and legal.
And just like that, Dina grows her first fetish. 😀
I like Dina.
Talk about mood whiplash from one strip to the next.
Dina’s a scalie
FEATHERS
DO YOU SPEAK IT
D:<
DID RAPTORS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THEY DO IN JURASSIC PARK?!?!?
What?
*gunshot*Ahhhh
I SAID “DID RAPTORS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THEY DO IN JURASSIC PARK?”
*sobbing* Nnooo.
Then why you saying they did?
Look, it’s a minor detail. They just got the fluff wrong.
…. okay, I suppose that is a downer.
But they weren’t dino experts. They were just winging it.
marry me
You MUST be a glutton for pun-ishment.
Are you sure it’s beak-ause of that?
I dino, I think part of the issue they blew things a bit out of proportion as well. I mean I guess Hollywood is all about making things larger than life, but it seems like its one of the bigger problems Dina has with their raptors.
If we can admit that birds are really just special dinosaurs, we can admit that feathers are really just special scales.
A giant, feathery hellbeast would look more intense, anyway. Like, picture your average depiction of a T. rex, standing on top of a hill with the wind blowing nice and hard. Not very interesting, since it has no major reaction. Now, put feathers on it, even just in a few key spots. Suddenly, it’s dozens of times more dynamic.
And lo, on this day, Joyce discovered what a “clitblocker” was.
Thank you, Willis. After how heavy the recent weeks have been, I really needed this.
I think we all needed this.
I can’t help but feel that this strip and the post accompanying it are somehow related
They are not.
…. they’re both children of the same creator, so that makes them siblings?
My dreams of being a psychic. Shattered.
They probably are.
Okay, well, what does Willis know, anyway?
GO
AWAY
GOD-GIRL
Becky needs to wear that dino outfit more often.
Becky gets: Dyno-cloak. Charisma increase 200%!
vs. paleonerds.
Nah, 200% is the base bonus, it rises exponentially vs. paleonerds, saurians and arra- aaracro- D&D bird people.
The aarakocra?
*Trying to sound like a chipmunk.* That too.
*every Archer character*: “Also yes.”
Real talk though I hope Dina doesn’t accidentally pressure Becky into doing something she doesn’t want to
Yeah, I had that thought too. Not on purpose, of course, but a miscommunication over what both of them have in mind/are really ready for. Like, this strip is adorable in ALL THE WAYS, all of them, every single one, but I hope Dina doesn’t get sad if Becky decides to stay in Billie’s bed again just to “be safe” or something, or Becky doesn’t feel bad if she wants to do that. Like a “first tiff” situation of miscommunication.
The thing is, both of them want to but don’t feel ready.
I can’t see Dina pressuring her, but if Becky feels the surge in desire coming from her, chances are that will boost both her confidence and lust levels…
They may go further than previousiy intended and that may lead to awkwardness after, but I can’t see it being as a result of a deliberate seduction (using the meaning with manipulative connotations). Neither character is the sort to feel that their desire to do things overrides another person’s right to make the decision to wait while trying to be logical and rational
I can’t imagine Dina or Becky being pushy, especially if the other one was the least bit hesitant about it. But, yeah, Miri, I have the tiniest concern that if they both get “carried away,” the aftermath could be Becky feeling guilt for “sinning” or having an awkward unpleasant moment with Joyce (as Joyce absorbs it and Becky works through feelings), or they’ll both be bashful and THINK the other one is disappointed. Dina’s good at being straightforward when she knows what she wants to confront, but something like the hat conversation that Becky was so nervous about and Dina didn’t immediately pick up on.
Or, maybe Dina’s reaction to Becky the Dinosaur is less sexually charged than we might think, and she thinks Becky is adorable in a less boning-oriented way. Like hardcore hand holding or snuggling levels of turned on, or something.
I doubt anything that happens will have irreparable damage so much as a tiny blip in their boundless bliss that’ll ultimately bring them closer. The last few strips have made me hesitant to accept happiness, maybe?
I know everyone is going immediately to Dina turning this into a fetish (and I am sure she can/will) but I think she could also be more focused on the fact that she could cuddle a dinosaur that is her girlfriend. I’m probably wrong, but the chance does exsist.
I doubt it. Dina is very, very, very good with both boundaries and talking openly.
…. of course in a REALISTIC scenario Becky will wake up overheated in a couple of hours due to wearing 50 layers and have to strip down practically naked and sweaty and…
I think she ditched the layers for the pjs.
Also, Good news everyone!
Dammit, as if the people knocking on my door around Easter weren’t bad enough…
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shit i posted that before scrolling up to see Ana :C
Oh no. Dina ain’t having none of this shizzle.
Perfect timing as always Joyce.
Wow. Dina’s got some good upper body strength there, considering how strong we know Joyce to be and the fact she’s pushing Joyce out of her room no problem with one arm.
Well, pushing someone by the FAAAAACE might help, since well the person being pushed will try to backpedal to stay on balance.
That is enough aaaaaa for how face is spelled around these parts, right?
rar.
“You hut your goddamn mouth, Church Lady. You shut your goddamn mouth and never open it again! DO. NOT. RUIN. THIS. FOR. ME.”
*shut
Dina is so turned on right now. Who knew she was a scaly?
She certainly is not! The outfit even has feathers on it to remind you!
“Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.”
Hm… a chicken is a dinosaur, after all…
You know what, just forget I said anything.
Clever girl
I haven’t laughed this hard at a DoA in a long, long time. This is so funny to me.
WAIT WAIT “SHORT SLIPSHINE COMIC STORY” YESSSSSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSS
Okay, this is fucking hilarious, purely because she doesn’t even say anything. She doesn’t need to.
So, if Dina were to watch a season of Power Rangers, which one would be the most likely candidate?
Any of the ones involving actual dinosaurs? Were they like three of those I think?
She might watch them all for the heck of it though.
Actually, she might be extra critical of the dinosaurs themed ones.
The three dinosaur-themed series were Mighty Morphin,Dino Thunder, and Dino Charge/Supercharge, so your count is correct. Considering how heavily stylised each dinosaur is in the various seasons, though, Dina may end up being less critical of them.
This is of course not counting the various Sentai series that were where all the combat suit footage was taken from…but I’m not sure if there were any additional dinosaur themed ones of those beyond the ones that got turned into the ones you listed off.
Teens with attitude just seem kind of lame compared to space pirates of justice and some of the other things the protagonists were originally.
The three existing dinosaur-themed Super Sentai series are Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger, Bakuryuu Sentai Abaranger, and Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger, in chronological order. Assuming the pattern holds, we’ll probably be seeing a fourth dino Sentai in about 6 years.
Granted, the original Mighty Morphin cast did start off a bit bland, with the show only really picking up during Green Ranger-focused episodes and the final 10 episodes of the first season. However, future Ranger teams broke the formula of “teenagers with attitude”. For example, the Time Force Rangers were honest-to-gosh time police, and the RPM Rangers were effectively anti-terrorist freedom fighters in a post-apocalyptic world.
…Not that I have more than a passing interest in the franchise, or anything.
They’ve only wholly skipped 2 so far – Go-Busters and ToQger, which were themed after modern animals/vehicles* and trains, respectively.
(Which sucks, really…they somehow turned Go-Onger into RPM, and they skip Go-Busters, which is one of the best? Feh!)
They didn’t use much of Dairanger, either (just the mechs and white ranger costume).
* Like Go-Onger/RPM, their mechs combined animal and vehicle aspects. The core team had mammals (cheetah, gorilla, rabbit), the Sixth Rangers had beetles (stag and kabutomushi).
I don’t really see them adapting Zyuohger, either. The last two Power Rangers series each ran two years in a row, skipping over a series to make the next, so they didn’t wind up too far behind. If the pattern holds, Ninja Steel will do the same, and then Kyuranger will be our next adaptation. The suits are much more interesting to look at, too, since the Zyuohger suits are bland as all getout.
The sentai suits look a bit halloween-costumy, yeah. But skipping it would lose the Zyumans, and that would be a pity.
Funny, I actually figured the Zyumans would be one of the first things left out.
actions speak louder than words!!!
Talk to the hand, Joyce.
this is adorable holy cats
we needed some cute lesbians after mary’s awfulness
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
(Also I was at a convention but I’d just like to say that “redemption” is like trust or respect. It’s not really something that can be universally attained. Certain people will hold the things you’ve done against you for the rest of your life, no matter what lengths you go to try to change yourself. Yet some people will forgive the most heinous acts if you give a half-assed apology. Redemption is more of an opinion than something you can attain, although there’s people who are universally accepted as irredeemable and people universally seen as redeemed or justified.)
That’s only if your definition of redemption assumes that to be redeemed, you must be forgiven by those you’ve wronged.
You can still become a better person than you were, and right the wrongs to whatever extent is possible, even if people you’ve hurt never forgive you, even if you’re never redeemed in their eyes.
But that’s the kind of thing Rachel was calling a lie. She started off talking redemption, but she ended with “you’ll always be the thing you were before”, which is dead wrong.
Redemption isn’t a physical or tangible thing, however. It is entirely decided by personal opinion or general opinion. It’s like money. We all accept money has a value but it only has the value we, as a people, assign to it. In a weird way, Rachel is almost right about it not being real, just not in the way she thinks.
Even if you become a better person, if no one accepts you and continues scorning you, are you really redeemed?
Even if there was a single universally accepted definition of redemption and that was it (and there isn’t, as demonstrated by our disagreement about what it means) that’s not what Rachel was talking about in the end.
She was denying that becoming even a better person was possible. Which isn’t true.
I think you’re under the assumption that I agree with Rachel. I don’t. Not really at all. If ANYTHING my standard for redemption is probably much LOWER than what a lot of people have.
I was just putting out my own 2 cents about how I feel about “redemption being real”
If I understand you, there is no general definition of redemption, there is a universal feeling of what it looks like being a better person, some attempt to make amends for past mistakes but there is no point where everyone can agree that people are redeemed. Fart Captor believes that the victim doesn’t get to decide when the villain is redeemed, that’s forgiveness not redemption. By Robins current standards the Flim Flam brothers in MLP FIM achieved redemption now because they stumbled upon a socially acceptable setting to scam people. By Inspector Gaverts standards Jean Valjean still hasn’t been redeemed for that bread he stole. You might think there’s some universal truth about what constitutes redemption but unless you believe God or the universe knows the closest we have is the law which most agree is flawed. If I understand correctly Yotomoe believes that you go with the victims judgement on whether a person is redeemed.
Pretty close. It more has to do with Public Opinion. For example. Vegeta probably murdered MANY MANY people in his life. But everyone he knows is cool with it so consider him redeemed.
Frieza ALSO killed many man people in his life. But everybody hates him so he is not redeemed.
Vegeta made amends (or attempted to), Freeza was an unapologetic mass murderer across all three of his deaths (I’m including Namek here). You are equating Ruth (reformed/trying) with Mary (no remorse and will continue until someone stops her).
Vegeta blew up cities, slaughtered a village of Namekians, allowed Cell to absorb 18 and then willingly gave himself up to Babidi and killed an entire stadium.
Yoto is on point. Vegeta was forgiven over and over until he made an actual genuine change and that took his death.
Yeah. Vegeta was considered “redeemed” FAR before he agreed to stop murdering innocent people.
Will someone please Harry Potter Hogwarts House sort some of the main characters for my amusement?
Joyce – Gryffindor or Hufflepuff?
Walky – Hufflepuff
Dorothy – The cutest Slytherin cinnamon roll
Billie – Slightly less cute Slytherin
Amber – Ravenclaw
Danny – Hufflepuff
Sarah – Ravenclaw?
Becky – Gryffindor
Sal – Gryffindor
Dina – Ravenclaw
Ethan – Hufflepuff
Ruth – ?
Joe – Gryffindor (man, there are some great “slither in” jokes, though)
Mike – Ravenclaw
Roz – Slytherin
Carla – Gryffindor
Jacob – Hufflepuff
Marcie – Gryffindor
Halp.
We’ve done this before, so I’ll
correctstate where we differ on your list.Walky and Joe don’t get no house because none work for them.
Dorothy would get her pick of houses because they all work for her.
Amazi-Girl would be sorted into Gryffindor, which would make sharing a body with Amber interesting.
Billie would be Gryffindor or Hufflepuff, because she has no ambition but likes the idea of being helpful and is definitely a fighter. At one point she might have gone Slytherin, but not any more.
Ruth would be Gryffindor or Hufflepuff at this point, but at one point would have been a decent Slytherin.
Roz COULD go Slytherin but would hate it and would instead choose Gryfindor in a heartbeat.
Mike… Slytherin or Ravenclaw.
Carla could easilly get Ravenclaw in addition to Gryffindor, and Jacob could be in Hufflepuff in addition to Ravenclaw.
Malaya: …. Slytherin if she had the option, but more likely “fuck if I care”.
Rachel: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or MAYBE Ravenclaw.
Sir Grampus: SLYTHERIN.
Faz: Whichever House ran away the slowest. …. so, probably Hufflepuff.
Howie: He shows some loyalty to his sis, so probably Gryffindor?
Mary: SLYTHERIN.
Puddinghead: Slytherin or Hufflepuff.
Leslie: Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.
House Gryffindor: house that values courage and valor
Joyce, because courage is her thing
Sarah, because reluctant courage is her thing
Becky, beckause daring courage is her thing
Amber, because conflicted courage is her thing
Roz, because putting yourself out there like that is terrifying
Marcie, because that’s how she seems to tend to live her life?
Rachel, because the last couple of days have been some good old-fashioned Gryffindor black-and-white preaching in the worst possible way
Leslie, because she seems to tend to idealize classic heroes like Luke and Leia and Marty McFly
House Ravenclaw: house that values intelligence and booklearning
Dina, because her whole world is dinosaurs
Walky, because the thing he values most about himself is his intelligence
Carla, because she is gonna engineer EVERYTHING
Joe, because when he’s focusing on his robotics or in a virtual space is when he’s most himself
Jacob, because he seems to go about things in a very intellectual way
Raidah, because it felt interesting, i don’t really know that much about her
House Slytherin: house that values ambition and cunning
Dorothy, because she’s all about getting what she wants ethically. ethical Slytherin! i could buy her as a hufflepuff too tho
Mike, because while he’s not ambitious he loves being a dick
Billie, because she thinks about everything that complexly and contortedly
Malaya, because she’s layered and always has complicated reasoning
Faz, because he’s ambitious and tries to be sneaky
Robin, because her whole work strategy is cunning and ambition
Mary, because she is a conniving lil termite and no other house would have her
House Hufflepuff: house that values loyalty and hard work
Sal, because she values loyalty so much and she’s worked so hard to get to where she is
Ethan, because loyalty is his middle name
Ruth, because it would be a healing place for her and a lot of her aggressiveness seems to come from a protective place? idk she Mama Bears hard.
Danny, because…Danny… and because he literally followed his exgirlfriend to a school out of misguided loyalty if not any particular direction
Jocelyne, because she feels very…don’t rock the boat, in trying to balance her family loyalties, because she doesn’t want to let go of those connections. which is super fair but the way she does it feels very hufflepuff to me
Sierra, because she just gives me that vibe
give me a second i’ll do the houses for Eaglecrest
I only know the Houses from reading HPMOR, but it seems to me you’re spot-on. How could Mike be anything but a Slytherin?
Dorothy would totally 100% be a Silver Slytherin.
slytherin is one of those houses that can bear conflicted interpretations. because like – of course ambition and cunning isn’t wrong. but also in-book it is basically the house of all the Old Rich White Racist People who had offspring and wish to train them up in the solid old traditions, as exemplified by Draco Malfoy’s bullying swagger.
but i mean essentially, the idea isn’t bad. and like social stuff takes a ton of subtlety and cunning in order to connect and be generous with people and just. identify what people’s needs are. idk. shouldn’t throw the whole thing out i guess
First this may sound odd, but I think Slytharian has gotten most of Hufflepuffs potential baddies. Slytherian has a reputation, and Hufflepuff has a reputation. Loyalty before goodness sure Slytherian is not all bad I mean it has a reputation but my father went there and he’s a good guy, besides Hufflepuffs never amount to anything. Good ambitious guy who values loyalty anything but Slytherian.
Joyce: Initially would likely be in Hufflepuff now Gryffindor or Hufflepuff.
Dorothy: She sort of fits into all four, I think smart, ambitious, cunning, loyal, courageous, and hard working but Ravenclaw and Slytherin the most. I think she would end up in Ravenclaw though, I think she’s likely to go anything but Slytherin.
Amber: I think Gryffindor or Ravenclaw she fits better in Gryffindor but she might be upset about choice and end up in Ravenclaw.
Danny: Hufflepuff he puts much of his identity in general kindness and other people.
Joe: I’m not sure. He has respect for loyalty to friends, He might respect cunning if but not ambition . Courage real man bull. Ravenclaw?
i could see that! i mean, crabbe and goyle aren’t super cunning or ambitious as far as we know, but they are pretty loyal.
HOUSE EAGLECREST
Bluthyonce: the house of glam and wit and sequins
Carla, because hell to the yes.
Billie, because nobody has ever forgotten that she’s a cheerleader and will never forget it
Mike, because maybe he’s not here for the glam unless it makes you feel like crap, but he’s here for the wit
Joe, because that’s his whole persona right now and it means a lot to him
Raidah, because it’s fun
Malaya, because she picks those kinds of fights for no apparent reason
Robin, because when has anything ever been more robin
Justitopia: the house of justice and determination and freethinking
Roz, because when will anyone ever better encapsulate this house
Joyce, because at heart this is what she cares about
Amber, because she’s trying so hard to enact justice
Ruth, because her integrity is the thing she values most about herself
Laxdisick: the house of ambition and bro-ery and affluence
Dorothy, because if you are going to tell me that she wouldn’t do a kegstand i would not believe you. and also this house is very much about the hard work of making connections and being influential in an industry
Billie, because nobody has ever forgotten that she’s a cheerleader and will never forget it, and because social influence was totally her thing
Rachel, because community is one of those things that clearly matters to her
Jacob, because he is the Bro-est.
Mary, because she both values all these things and is in Direct Opposition To Them at the same. time
Jocelyne, because my impression of her is pretty community-based and if she is surviving as an internet writer she has to be the kind of person who can make those connections, i think
Shrugstagram: the house of eh whatever
Walky, because pajama pants
Sal, because she is so chill
Ethan, because while he gets upset about transformers! that is mostly his vent and the rest of the time he is pretty laid back
Sarah, because her main response to joyce’s joyceness was laughing at her without being a jerk about it
Sierra, because that’s her whole thing right there
Leslie, because her teaching style is pretty laid back and she seems pretty laidback to the point that it’s hard for her to assert herself, like with Robin, who refused to listen to assertion of self
important links!
http://sashayed.tumblr.com/post/90566382825/question-you-mentioned-a-lot-things-about
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sashayed/which-house-from-the-american-wizarding-school-i-m-17pi2?utm_term=.syBW0Qa8o3#.krWZ3Yv0V4
billie should only be in laxdisick, whoops
changed my mind in final editing of this thing
Joyce – I see as Gryffindor. She has that kind of black and white morality that needs to be tempered with some worldly flexibility. She’s also very, VERY willing to fight for herself and others. She fucked up her would-be-rapist’s face. She punched out Becky’s dad. She stole her mother’s car.
Walky – Ravenclaw, 100%. He puts all of his eggs into the basket of ‘brilliant,’ to the point that a single failing grade completely destroys him. He can’t see himself as anything but academically gifted, and without the proof that he is the smartest man in the room, he crumbles.
Dorothy – Absolutely a Slytherin. She is ethical and she believes in doing the right things, like a Gryffindor, and is willing to give up power for others, but she is wildly ambitious.
Billie – She’d probably be sorted into Slytherin because she is a spoiled rich kid who thought she was untouchable in her youth, but personality wise I would put her in Gryffindor. She’s another character who will fight for what she believes in, regardless of what it costs her. And, honestly, she isn’t very ambitious. She just kind of glides through what she is supposed to do, without any big plans.
Amber – Gryffindor? I mean, I know she is incredibly intelligent and values that intelligence, but she is destroying herself over conflicts of what is moral and just. She wants to be a noble, strong, courageous person, and those traits define her a bit more than her academics.
Danny – Hufflepuff. Possibly the most loyal person in the darn series. XD
Sarah – Hufflepuff? She is brave and strangely noble, shown by her tracking down Joyce and beating down her abuser, but she doesn’t really believe in ‘justice’ and wouldn’t value being put in a house with hotheads. She is ambitious enough to pursue a career in law, but doesn’t really think her actions through. I am also not saying she isn’t smart, but she isn’t a gifted academic and sometimes overlooks the most basic information about the field of study she is pursuing, which isn’t very much like a Ravenclaw. In the end, her character is best defined as someone who works hard, and she is loyal in her own way.
Becky – Gryffindor, is there any question?
Sal – Hufflepuff. She doesn’t like to involve herself in moral fights and is too jaded to believe in justice, she doesn’t believe herself to be intelligent, and she isn’t very ambitious. She does believe in hard work, though, and is DEVOTED to the people who earn her trust.
Dina – Ravenclaw, again this one goes without saying.
Ethan – Hufflepuff, yeah. He is best defined by the friendships he makes and his unwillingness to turn on people.
Ruth – Hufflepuff as well. She is a strong personality, don’t get me wrong, but a lot of that is a bluff. She’s deeply vulnerable, and we see that most of her actions can be traced back to her willingness to suffer so that her loved ones don’t. On top of that, she works her ASS OFF when she doesn’t really have to. She could have slacked off as the RA, which every other RA was doing, but did actually do her job. Albeit abusively.
Joe – I guess Gryffindor? He’s not loyal, doesn’t care about academics, and isn’t ambitious. He’d likely choose Gryffindor because it’s the ‘popular’ house.
Mike – Slytherin? Honestly, we see so little of him and his motivations. We just know he likes to fuck with people.
Roz – Slytherin. She is all about getting her way through ANY means necessary. Sure she is pursing justice in her own way, but the way she goes about that is shady at best.
Carla – Ravenclaw, she is a BRILLIANT woman who values that intelligence. She also doesn’t tend to like to involve herself in other people’s battles. She could also be a Slytherin.
Jacob – Hufflepuff, he is a kind of loyal soul.
Marcie – Gryffindor? She does seem to care more about the law and what is right than Sal, but again we don’t really see much of her. We basically only see her in relation to Sal.
Upon reflection, maybe Dorothy’s a Ravenclaw and Sal a Slytherin.
What?!
Dorothy is the one filled by ambition. Total slytherin there.
Sals anti establishment, but all about what’s fair. Maybe hufflepuff?
Hufflepuffs are all about what is just.
Dorothy is in no way a Slytherin. She values rules and selflessness.
Dorothy’s a classic Hufflepuff. Hard work and kindness are Hufflepuff virtues.
Dina’s face is everything here
No, Dina.
No.
That’s not how you facepalm.
Maybe not how you facepalm, but Dina’s her own woman.
Dinosaurs are also not frequently pictured with feathers. Dina is always ahead of the curve.
Wait wait wait
Willis taking a break on pin-ups + Dina making moves on Becky
I think we know what’s coming. Some HARDCORE HAND-HOLDING.
Ready those subscriptions!
Something adorable! God I needed something adorable. Too many sad and anger inducing comics and shows lately. ^_^
Agreed 100%! 🙂
Yah.At the risk of hijacking this thread, I’ve been thinking alot about the comments section the past few days and the triggering material for people, and I really haven’t been feeling that great about it in general. I wish for us to be kinder to ourselves and each other in the spirit of this lighter strip.
Agreed. I felt like no matter what I said recently, the only replies would be disagreeing with me to mildly insulting and it seemed to be happening to most of us. Between that and politics oozing into my life no matter how hard I tired to keep it out, I knew I was about to lose my temper over all of it, so I just had to walk away and quit commenting over it.
Good thing Willis censors “wrong think”. (IE disagreement with the left)
Oh god
I’ve rolled my eyes too hard and I think they’re stuck now
Lmao! Oh FC you silent but deadly person you.
Yes, that’s why the comments section never features disagreements between posters about tough social and political issues. Clearly.
First off, I had a chuckle that you have Mary as an avatar and said that. Second, I think it’s fairly balanced here. Willis cuts out anything that harshly insults a poster especially things like cyber bullying, threats, calls for someone else to take their life, trolls, bots, flaming, LGBTQ+ bigoted rants with slurs or hate speech, or other things that he doesn’t want on the board like a list of why this comic sucks (which confuses me because why did you read it?). Basically if you talk like you are in a civil debate or thanksgiving at the retirement home, you should be fine. You can learn the gray area boundaries later.
I’m a well-read, liberal, polysexual, atheist who’s friends with an anti vax, Trump supporting, anti LGBTQ+, super Christian. I could write a book on how we’re different, but we can make it work as long as we respect each other’s beliefs and opinions. We do argue and sometimes I want to pop her like a zit, but we never insult each other, go for low blows, or suggest something harmful as a solution. It’s all about discussing why we have X position on something, how it effects us, our knowledge on it, and why the other one didn’t work for us personally. We both learn something in the process even the times we cut off conversation (which is always important to do when tempers run high to avoid saying something you’ll regret). Could something happen that causes us to quit being friends in the near future? Yes because shit happens sometimes. But if we could navigate the complexities of a friendship like this for months, I’m sure you can figure out how to post here and express your feelings in a healthy way 🙂
I cant say somethings because of my political stances.
However what I can say is this, Mary is a bongo(Yes bongo, the anti-swear machine didn’t get me)
I have no issue with LGBT as I’m bi my self.
Everything else I have to say in a cordial manner has been redacted due to the ban machine.
I’m sorry you feel like you can’t talk here. This is one of the very few places online that I feel safe to talk in and it makes me sad that you don’t. 🙁
I’m basically your reverse, the places I can talk, you can’t, well you can but you would get drowned out by “get your ass into the kitchen” crap, here where you can talk freely I get blocked/banned or deleted, like less communication is what our two sides need.
Would anyone really want to be part of a community where “get back in the kitchen” is considered an acceptable retort?
To Spencer.
You kindof have to rise above it, but us girls/women, pretty much always get crap like that, yet i’m forced into places like that because everyone else blocks or banns me. (It’s not easy being a right leaning moderate who happens to be a girl)
Hera: There’s nothing wrong with being on the conservative side as long as you do so responsibly. You being a fan of this comic on top of what you said hopefully means you’re LGBTQ+ friendly or at least tolerant. Being female, I hope you also support equal pay for all women (especially women of color who believe it or not statisticly get even less pay for doing the same job).
I’m a liberal who likes guns as I live in a town that is very big on hunting and seen how they can be used for good (feeding families while controlling the population of wildlife like deer with money from licenses going towards conservation). I’m sure you and I have a lot more in common than you think. Sure there are things we would disagree on, but conversation helps us find holes in our logic and better understand why the other side feels like they do in ways that perplex us.
Bluewind.
What people do with their private parts are up to them as long as everyone is of age and consenting, so yes LGBTQ+ friendly.
Equal pay is law in most countries like the USA. (But yes i do support it, equal pay for equal work)
I think we agree more then we disagree, you seem to be a moderate your self. (“Seem” being the important word)
I think we would disagree on feminism,SJW,BLM and similar groups/matters. (Same end goal, different point of view, and how to get there.)
This is a quiz I took to give you an idea where I stand on things 🙂
http://www.isidewith.com/results/3188055264?from=etUkUKP9t
And here is mine.
http://www.isidewith.com/results/3188921556
You know, maybe you get blocked from places because half your posts are taunting the mods about how you’re going to get banned for speaking your mind. It’s kind of super obnoxious and sends up red flags that you might not be posting with good faith.
I follow the rules, mostly I get blocked because they don’t like what I have to say. (Drunk typing has gotten me a few times)
And if I’m making it seem like it’s just the left that’s doing it, I’m sorry, both the right and the left block me, it’s just the left that’s doing it most. (The right prefers to demand sandwiches)
Btw love your comic! 🙂
Maybe think about what it is in your comments pissing people off then.
Huh.
Mav: I think I was starting to forget what it’s like to have the perspective you seem to have. Which was surprising, because I didn’t even realise I’d changed so much.
So, thanks for that 🙂 it’s given me some things to think about. I don’t want to make you feel bad. Sorry if I did.
Bluewind: I totally get the feeling. It’s something that happens from time to time, what with the subject matter and especially with the political climate in US. People just get on edge. And I find that on the internet it’s pretty easy to get caught up in stuff.
I found myself becoming really attached to the outcome of debates and getting emotionally involved, and that’s not how I really am normally, and it’s emotionally draining. I think you’re right, I will do better job of walking away when it gets too much. And I will do a better job of remembering that differing opinion, or even if I *think* a person is wrong, just to try to meet them where they’re at and it’s okay to agree to disagree. I know I can be intense. We all have our moments, but none of us are Marys.
Halpful- you don’t have to apologize. I just felt awful about the way it ended, you know? I wouldnt have been honest to myself if I didn’t get it off my chest.
Thanks for being understanding, you two.
I agree about the political climate. It keeps me and my friends on edge and it’s impossible to avoid. Sometimes it’s nice to go somewhere where it’s not a topic of conversation even for a little bit to get a breath of fresh air rather it’s a physical location, a forum, a game, or a show.
(Sorry about the length here. I’m tired so no time for an edit to cut it down)
The hardest thing to learn how to do is to agree to disagree or to walk away when things get heated. There are so many times it’s hard to do. Sometimes it’s even harder to take from someone else like a thought is stuck in your throat trying to claw it’s way out and they asked you to swallow it. You think just one more sentence and you’ll be done. Give in after they put a period at the end of that particular discussion and they’ll be pissed at you for not respecting their feelings (rather they reply or not). Then all the good points you made in the conversation that might have soaked in later (or even been reread) will be thrown away because they are in a fuck you/this mood. Either that or you will stress out someone who doesn’t need the stress.
The weird thing is that when you learn when to stop and walk away or how to accept when someone else needs to is very good for your mental health. It’s not something that’s really taught, so we normally have to learn the hard way that there is a point at which things can become a negative in our lives. Recognizing your stopping point is important in everything from conversation to your career to relationships (too many don’t see it and stay in a bad situation for far too long or leave a good one too soon). So is recognizing that others might have a different stopping point than you and respecting that. Baby steps like knowing when to walk away empower us for the bigger ones later as well.
PS: Of course I understand! I’m from a family of the most hard headed people on the planet. I’m pretty sure their skulls could be used on diamond drill bits XD
It’s not too long, your comment was beautifully put! Yes, it’s often very hard for me to walk away, I completely understand. Especially when we get in our feelings, or someone is feeling legitimately offended or triggered, or even simply not feeling like we are being heard.. Then it’s like feeling like you have to defend yourself vs. just letting it go. And when things get heated, the whole conversation just explodes.
Walking away and letting things go is something I’m still learning, and I think I have a long way to go there, because I’m at the point in my journey where I’m also trying to learn how to stand up for myself. Often the two notions clash, and like you said, I end up feeling drained and less healthy than I was before. Learning to say I’m just not going to get involved…it’s like Oprah says: “No” is a complete sentence.”
And lol same, my family is very loud and opinionated bunch, and everyone is very invested in their perspectives.
Thank you! ^_^
They look like they clash, but really they are two sides of the same coin. Walking away is not admitting defeat. Quite the opposite actually. Agree to disagree means that you recognize an impasse and while you can’t change their mind, they also can’t change yours. It’s standing up for your right to have your own opinion. Then there is walking away which is also standing up for yourself and your mental health either because you need to relax and reflect before continuing the conversation, have made the decision that your time is better used elsewhere, want to stop feeding a troll/bully/abuser/narcissist, or otherwise.
There are so many ways to stand up for yourself. You use so many when you buy a house. You have to be strong and state with what you want and your budget. Coming to a compromise requires ingenuity, empathy, and standing your ground during the back and forth so as to find middle ground instead of just being dragged along. However, you also need to know when it’s okay to let go of something rather it’s a tiny thing or the house itself after investing time and heart on it. Saying no once they give you a contract to sign is difficult. Not caving in when they try to guide you back to signing with clever tactics is even harder.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Oboy, oboy, oboy, so much to unpack here.*
*) Not innuendo.**
**) Actually, probably innuendo.
Becky is adorable in her inner conflict between sin-proofing and sin…ing. She knows Dina’s mating call perfectly well at this point, but still she picks the dinosaur outfit.
And Dina… even if she didn’t necessarily entertain the notion of hanky panky before, she sure got some interesting ideas now.
Joyce, don’t clamjam. You are a wingman, remember? You need to leave.
Soooooo…. that dinosaur outfit sure fits Becky pretty well, doesn’t it? Mighty strange, given how much larger than Dina she is. Isn’t it VERY PECULIAR how Dina has a dinosaur outfit way to large for herself just laying around?
I think Becky just made a very specific dream come true for her.
In summary: SQUEEEEEEEE!
“Clamjam” is a word I never knew existed. I’m filing it away for future use.
Your Tumblr followers realize how much this strip makes you Squeeeee.
My favorite part is the oven mitts. I think we’ve seen another resident of this floor own some. Is it Rule of Funny (no prob for me) or is there a use for them in a dorm with no cooking?
I thought those were mittens.
They may be, I could be mistaken. I was going by glove or mitten size drawn earlier for Joyce.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/shower/
“wingman” *Muffled giggling.*
I’m guessing the outfit was a “one size fits most” thing. Clothing sizes are so awful.
I don’t think Joyce knows shes a wingman just yet.
Of course she does! She is a quantum shipper. She ships EVERYTHING
After the last weeks of harsh drama, I’m sure glad we cut back to the motherless, homeless kid who was hunted by her father with a gun!
Her dad may have had a gun, but at least he wasn’t trying to study.
That’s part of Becky’s character though: there’s trauma in her very recent past, but she refuses to view herself as a victim and resists the label when other people try to apply it to her.
‘s not pitful. She’s gotta girlfriend. She’s into dinosaurs.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/digitalage/
Y’know, Dina, if you want my honest opinion, I don’t think Becky is quite ready for the step that you’re hoping for just yet.
are they gonna sing that barney song?
Only if they want to provoke everyone around them into a homicidal frenzy.
Finally something light hearted. 🙂
It’s been a bit tense these last few days.
Sin-proofing. Sigh. Why, Becky, why after all that’s happened do you still believe in the need to follow the joy-killing rules of your religion?
…Because it’s a religion, that’s why.
(I just hate to see other people making the same mistakes I made.)
See, Becky’s real mistake here was only dressing for something that is sin-proofing from her direction.
I mean, not that keeping hormones in check is potentially a bad thing, even if religion isn’t the best reason to do so. Or that “premarital hankypanky” would necessarily be that horrible if they were both ready and okay with it for that matter.
Just that its one hell of a mixed signal she picked out.
I suspect that just like earlier with the hat, Becky’s perceiving herself as the more ‘sexual’ of the two, and is trying to stop herself from making Dina uncomfortable by unwelcome advances / intimacy. Actually making Dina very much into what she’s doing is one way to solve that problem!
“you. shut your face”
(yes you faaaace, whatever. I hate that meme)
Yeah, that meme always gets right in your FAAAAAACE and tries to take your femurs before it leaves… or a nickel.
Just another Tuesday.
But does it require Danny’s butt?
Danny’s ass is a meme now?
The lady requires his butt.
Who’s been showing Joyce Futurama?
(Is that the kind of humor the Dexter & Monkey Master cartoon has? I haven’t gotten around to it yet…)
IS THERE A D&MM EPISODE LIKE THE SEYMOUR EPISODE?
Week 31 of Welcome to the Fuck Zone:
I keep thinking back to this.
http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2094
What would 2014 Willis think of 2017 weekly Fuck Zone strips?
……what would 2005 Willis think?
Yay, a returning character from the Walkyverse in the Dumblr!
My hopes for the other SP employees remains steadfast.
It might proof Becky from sinning but suddenly I’m very worried about Dina’s side in this…
Joyce is a bearer of good but unwelcome news XD
Welcome to the dinofuck zone.
Power Rangers Dinofuck
Jesus Christ.
Best combination of comment and gravatar ever
Looks like Amazi-Girl approves, though.
I don’t imagine it would be any more controversial than Kiss Players…
This is good and pure and heals the damage done upon me from the previous strips
Becky is going to be ravished tonight.
Dina will need to cut some holes in the disguise in order to reach real smkn, though…
Look’s like Dina uses one of Ganondorf’s custom side specials to get Joyce out of the room.
Okay, a few days back, Milholland in Something Positive made a Superbook reference and now you are doing a “woman in dinosaur costume” thing, who is more of his Shtick. Did you plan that ahead with your buffer so that it would synchronize?
And now I can’t but remember that one scene from Kobayashi-san chi no maid dragon. Becky finally looses the fight against her libido and strips from the dino pjs while going “Ravish me Dina”. And Dina just looks at her disheartened “You took it off… not cool”. Instant Dino Turn off.
On second reading, I’m wondering if Becky’s complex is at least slightly due to realising in hindsight how uncomfortable her easy intimacy must have made Joyce and she doesn’t want to ‘step over the line’ with Dina. The lesson (at least for Dina) is that she must communicate her objectives clearly to Becky. That, in of itself, would be a considerable step for Dina to take, given her historical difficulties in dealing with communication of any kind.
Oooh, that sounds very likely!
I’m getting aggressive adds that forward to another site. Anybody else has this problem?
Turn off your calculator.
That doesn’t seem normal, must be a rogue division.
It’s gotten so bad that half the time I can’t peruse the website on mobile.
When I started having that problem even on on mainstream sites like Facebook, I went looking for a fix, and the advice from Chrome was “install Firefox (and Adblock)”. So I did 🙂
I do wish the whitelist was bigger, though.
If you’re getting aggressive adds you may need an off-tank or more crowd control.
Becky that is the Dina equivalent of lingerie you are not helping.
The last panels is totally meme worthy. Replace Joyce with someone’s online handle, you’ve got a gif worth posting.
I just binge watched The Last Man On Earth. Other than deciding that if that happened, I would familiarize myself with power plant locations and make hundreds of trips (to possibly somewhere in Mexico) to stockpile everything I could ever need, I thought of reading material. Is it weird that instead of thinking of classics, the first thing that popped in my head was DoA and then I got sad that survivors would probably never get the chance to read the ones in print much less the ones online, in the buffer, and still in Willis’ head?
“… that’s not fair, that’s not fair at all. there was time, there was time now…”
Comic Reactions:
If Dina is grey-ace, I believe we’re seeing the grey far more than the ace here.
I suspect what this is is a hint that she’s not ace-spectrum at all, but that’s no matter. Her and Becky’s thirst are absolutely adorable and I am absolutely here for it.
And Becky trying her hardest to add more layers to as if that meant anything other than having more layers to strip off hungrily. Ah, failed abstinence.
Also, I love Dina’s shifts here. From “uh huh, yes, whatever honey, you do what you need to” distraction, to a full Takei-ian “oh my”, to just shoving Joyce down the hall when she seems to break it apart. No worries Dina, I suspect Becky will be easier to convince than Hamilton to stay.
I also like how all Dina’s changes are conveyed with very small shifts in facial expression. She’s not what most people would consider traditionally emotive, but it’s obvious that she’s experiencing some strong feelings right now, and it’s conveyed in a way that is completely in-keeping with her character. It’s an indicator of how well Willis conveys emotional expression effectively, customized for characters with wildly different personalities and mannerisms.
Random questions, but I was hoping you could clear up a few definitions. I looked online, but when it came to gray ace, all I could really get was that it’s between asexuality and sexuality and some other broad definitions. Could you better define it for me? Could she be panromanic demisexual seeing as she hasn’t felt this way until getting really close to Becky (and her relationships in It’s Walky) or am I misunderstanding the nuance? Is there any other possibilities that I – with my strictly written word concept of the majority of LGBTQ+ – wouldn’t recognize if witnessed? I have to admit I’m rather nieve there.
In my lifetime I’ve known 4 open gay cis men, 1 open bi cis woman, 1 open transwoman, 1 woman in my checkout line headed to see her girlfriend, one person I met while in the hospital who didn’t know the right word for what they were (but was most likely gender fluid), one friend currently trying to figure out what sexuality she is (people on here mentioned aromantic asexual as a possibility) and my polysexual self. Because of that I miss a lot of nuance.
Also I’m terrible because the first transwoman I met in person I wanted to ask a billion questions because she was LGBTQ+ too and living in this insane town. I ended up fighting myself not to do that. I’m pretty sure I ended up acting weird or off putting instead and she hasn’t talked to me since -_-
From what I’ve read, gray-ace is “not sexually attracted to people, except for the rare occasion where you are”. Demisexual would be “not sexually attracted to anyone until a strong platonic or romantic connection forms, which can take months or years”.
Grey-ace is often a larger term for the grey area between allosexual and asexual and can include only have intensely irregular, reduced, or heavily conditional sexual attraction as well as some of the other identities in the overall spectrum.
One of which would be demisexual which is someone who only experiences sexual attraction only after getting to know them intensely, often requiring a long connection first. So yeah, I could definitely see Dina as potentially being Panromantic Demisexual.
SQUEE DEMI REPRESENTATION~ <3
Thanks! Much appreciated 🙂
It’s all sorts of adorable.
And I’m pretty sure Becky KNEW what response she would get (Dina is not exactly subtle when it comes to ‘horns and frills’), but she goes through the motions of adding more layers anyway, because of a confused sense of duty.
Oh heavens, she’s a scaly. We should have seen this coming
“Feathers!”
-Fart Captor
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I smell a Dina & Becky slipshine coming soon! (I really need to find a job so I can afford to see those.)
I doubt it, I think it’ll be Ethan/Mike. Which I also have very strong feelings about, but exactly the opposite feelings from Becky/Dina.
Mike hasn’t pulled his plan on Ethan yet though.
Plus I don’t think those two are ever actually going to have sex. Ethan losing his virginity to Mike and having it revealed as a cruel prank seems like it’d be crippling to his arc.
As lonely and desperate as Ethan is… I think we’ve seen the first stage of Mike’s plan – the Transformers nerdery. Late at night, no Walky in Mike’s room or no Jacob in Ethan’s, he makes his move, and we all weep.
It might not ever be revealed as a prank, just a “I have needs. You met those needs. Good job.” typical Mike fuckery.
Mike’s already said that he’s doing it to humiliate Ethan and Danny, so chances are he brings it up.
It’s why I don’t think he’ll actually succeed in seducing Ethan, though in all honesty what I’m really hoping for is that Ethan realizes that Mike is messing with him and stands on his own two feet, rather than having to get rescued by Danny and Amber.
I think Ethan/Danny will be the first dedicated M/M slipshine.
I hope you’re right.
I fear I’m right.
I mean if Mike bangs Ethan that’s:
– Ethan losing his virginity to a complete scumbag/borderline sex predator.
– Ethan learning once again that his sexuality causes him pain and that he’d be better off straight.
The slipshines are always meant to be uplifting and sex positive and there’s nothing sex positive about the story of a gay kid getting taken advantage of with no hope of repercussion because you can’t actually strike back at Mike.
So IDK I just really feel there’s no way Mike will actually sleep with Ethan. I’d be a lot happier if what happens is that Ethan annoys Mike into submission and he drops it and Ethan/Danny gets to continue at its own pace rather than “Danny is driven into a jealous rage because the guy he’s known for two weeks had sex.”
Next: Becky discovers that, while barrier methods do prevent certain things, they are ineffective at keeping out sin.
Your face. Get it away. Now.
XD
So next Slipshine moment fluffy dinousaur x hungry Dina?
I’m not much of a Becky fan anymore but her interactions with Dina are always fantastic. They really bring the best out of each other.
can I ask why you’re not much of a Becky fan anymore? my experience with not-becky fans is people who were super annoyed with her from the beginning, so that sounds like an interesting experience.
You know how Batman is presented as a tragic loner haunted by his dead parents that nobody could ever understand even though he is literally the most privileged and fortunate person in the entire DC universe? Becky’s kind of like that for me.
She just wins all the time. She loses her home so everyone bands together to give her a new one and now Leslie is offering her another one. She has unrequited love for Joyce that may colour her love for Dina, except nope it’s totes fine. She walks into a restaurant and gets handed a job because Galasso is a nutjob. She loses her dad except it’s okay because her dad never really loved her anyway and she doesn’t ever show that she cares or that being kidnapped affected her.
There’s no struggle to her character anymore, and as someone who loves to see the cast struggle and overcome (Danny and his sexuality, Walky and his self esteem relating to Dorothy, Ruth trying to pick herself up from her suicidal depression), that’s a killing blow for me. Right now I don’t have any reason to be invested in Becky the way I was before.
Meanwhile her romance with Dina opens up new facets for Dina’s character that no other character can really achieve. She views Dina as a sexual being and a wellspring of knowledge, which is really cool because another series would infantilize Dina for laughs forever and I like that DoA points out, hey, just because Dina’s short and likes dinosaurs doesn’t mean she’s a sexless baby thing.
TLDR: I stopped liking her as soon as she got a haircut instead of buying a house with that $20 and instantly became obnoxious and terrible.
lol ok
i think i see very different things in her – like, being able to make friends you can rely on is a very valuable skill in becky’s situation. keeping a positive attitude is valuable toward getting people to like you, and women get socialized to always be that perfect. it’s not that she’s not traumatized, it’s that she’s repressing all of it while she focuses on getting her basic necessities taken care of. i would not be surprised if once she’s stable she starts working through all of the bad stuff that’s happened to her. i would expect like random bouts of crying that she can’t explain or pin down – depends on how hard her repression goes.
i don’t know for sure that becky and joyce had genuine romantic chemistry – i think becky might have been looking for validation of her sexuality more than anything. not that her crush wasn’t genuine, but it wasn’t reciprocated in the way becky wanted. and idk the non-jerk thing in that situation is to let it go, and she can’t afford not to let it go if she wants to keep joyce as a friend, but it’s not easy either.
mostly what i’m saying that while she makes it look like she’s not struggling, that doesn’t mean she’s not putting a lot of work in to make it look like she’s not struggling so that she can get the help she needs. which is kind of something that came up with Robin – she’s cheerful, she has a girlfriend, she has a bed she is borrowing in the dorm, so Robin felt like she could continue to commandeer Leslie’s couch despite owning two (2!!) houses. granted, that says more about Robin than it does about Becky, but like. that’s the kind of way that that attitude can be taken advantage of.
I hear what you’re saying in that it sounds like you’d like more inner conflict to Becky’s character? which im not gonna lie would be good for her, i think. but also like…the sweetness of her arc right now, to me, is really refreshing. it’s a nice break from Amber and Ruth’s nonstop intense drama! and I could definitely see the urge on Becky’s part to focus mostly on the good things she does have because all the things she doesn’t have are overwhelming.
YOUR FEELINGS ARE LEGITIMATE I JUST DON’T SHARE THEM I GUESS
Yeah I hear you on the nonstop intense drama part. Ruth isn’t a character I’m super invested in (I didn’t used to like her and have warmed up to her, but I always thought she was well written) but her current arc right now is really good and I think does a good job of having occasional levity and reminders that for all the pitfalls she still has Billie in her corner.
Amber meanwhile is really hard for me to read because of how close to home her material hits and how it sometimes seems like there’s just no way out for her. I’m hoping next chapter allows her to start, I dunno, patching things up with Danny or continuing to befriend Sal or hell just hanging around Ethan without something going wrong or a painful conversation popping up. She’s a character I deeply relate to but that comes with the unfortunate consequence of her material being kinda triggery for me.
yeah ruth’s emotional landscape right now is a smoking pile where hell used to be, i tell you what. billie and howie are about all that’s getting her through it but jesus it’s. awful.
Amber is. harder. because she’s just so isolated and it’s just so much pain in one person. i could easily see how that would be triggering, and i’m sorry that it has to be that way for you
it’s um. that thing. where you’re drawn to the things that discuss something like your experience but they also put you in a Bad Space
That’s appreciated.
To be honest I felt embarrassed calling it “triggery” since it came off to me like I was making a mockery of the term and dramatizing how I feel, but I felt I should be honest instead of, like, holding onto vestiges of shame for no reason and IDK I guess I just wanted to stop feeling like that.
I know that feeling.
My anxiety doesn’t present in the Hollywood way, so I feel like an impostor sometimes. The damage is mostly internal, so I might look fine on the outside, or just really quiet or crying… While on the inside my mind is a fucking war zone. Sometimes I’m not even aware of it myself until afterwards.
honestly like that is…probably a strong indication that you are not mocking the term
like! you can have anxiety triggers, depression triggers, just as much as straight-up PTSD triggers. idk just kind of whatever it is that takes you back to that place
the thing is what it is, and there’s no reason to be ashamed of it except for, like, assholes
Makes sense!
Honestly, I’m guessing that Becky’s struggles aren’t finished or she’ll be getting some new ones, but considering her last ones were kinda huge and she didn’t (seemingly) resolve all of them until earlier this storyline, when Leslie offered the house. Makes sense to me to give her a break from any huge struggles for a bit. I’m sure if/when another character’s struggles are resolved for a bit, they’ll get a break for a while too because watching characters drown doesn’t work if it’s drowning post after drowning point after drowning point. A breather’s a good thing. That said, I can understand how it can make a character boring when the thing that draws you to a character in a given work is watching them struggle.
Some people are just indefatigable. None of her troubles has been “OK” because of any reasons, but she has the asset of tremendous likability and one true friend who has some good friends with resources.
“TLDR: I stopped liking her as soon as she got a haircut instead of buying a house with that $20 and instantly became obnoxious and terrible”
The fuck? Where can you buy a fucking house with $20??
You dislike her because she spent the money on something affordable instead of something impossible?
You know I was thinking that bit about buying a house for $20 was maybe too overt, but I guess not.
Ugh, sorry, that was way too smarmy.
Anyway it was a joke.
Was it a reference to that guy who traded items online, starting with a paperclip or something and ending up with a house?
No, and not everybody responds to arousal the same way. The way she trails off staring at Becky in the suit and the way she NEEDS Joyce to leave RIGHT NOW pretty much speaks for itself, I think.
Dina just discovered a fetish.
So that was supposed to be a reply to a completely different comment. Ignore me. -_-
Sadly, no. If you want something to make you yell impotently at your computer, skim through the comments on some of the strips immediately after Becky got that haircut.
There were a lot of people who were really mad that Becky didn’t invest that $20 in ???? instead of completely wasting it on self-care and shamelessly mooching off of Joyce. It was the go-to reason for hating Becky apart from outright victim-blaming.
i don’t think you can even buy a good suit jacket for $20 much less anything else
a haircut is as good a use as any
although granted i wish i had becky’s guts to do something that drastic with my hair
$20 is cheap for a haircut (while female) these days, too.
Paying for a haircut is one of those things where my brain goes all weird, and insists I’m a terrible person regardless. Either I paid too much or too little or don’t have time for such things… It’s all bullshit, really. An outlet for the perfectionism and anxiety and whatever, something it can use as an excuse to beat me up.
I’m so tired of having a brain stuffed full of unreasonable expectations. I can’t remember any of the tricks I used last week to make it suck less. Hopefully it’s just PMS today and tomorrow will be good again.
i literally just spent like six months procrastinating on getting a haircut, fml
@Halpful: *hugs* I can relate.
*hugs* 🙂
the same place you buy avocado toast, clearly
Sin-proofing and causing “impure thoughts” at the same time. Nicely done! She and Dina are going to have some serious roleplaying fun when she finally breaks those religious bonds.
. . . horny girl.
That must be a line from Juraxxxic Park. Which Dina refuses to watch due to its excessively-numerous scientific inaccuracies.
In fact, you could say . . . her feathers are all ruffled about it.
Tsk. It’s Jurassic Pork, silly.
…but…but…the Suiformes didn’t exist in the Jurassic era, let alone the Mesozoic!
Not really seeing Dina being attracted to the dino suit, here. Her emotional expressiveness is subdued, but Willis’s consistent with the slash-blushies for thirst for everybody else and Dina’s only got the usual blotch-blushies here. I think panel 4 is her being disappointed that Becky feels the need to cover up.
… has Dina ever had slash-blushies on her face before?
Dina’s facial expressions tend to be understated. Just because she’s not doing something like a Joyce freak-out panel doesn’t mean she doesn’t have feelings. I think her actions in panels 6-8 convey her state of mind pretty clearly.
HELP THIS IS ADORABLE <3
wow i got whiplash from that scene change
That was just beautiful
perfect