A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Namesake
Isa, Meg
There's ghosts at your heels and fairy tale worlds ahead. What do you do? Jump down the rabbit hole!
ARISE, YE SKELETON KING
Brian Clevinger, Escher Cattle, Lee Black
A troupe of wandering "adventurers" down to their last silver "acquire" a map only to find the real treasure was the fiend they dug up along the way.
Barbarous
Ananth Hirsh, Yuko Ota
A crummy wizard and an anxious monster have to get over themselves and bring order to an apartment building full of misfits.
Not Drunk Enough
Tess Stone
Logan Ibarra is possibly the unluckiest repairman in the world. A late night job should not have landed him in the middle of a mad scientist's squabble, but he soon finds himself surrounded by monsters and further madness with little tools to get out.
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Augustine
Winter Jay Kiakas, Windy
August and her ragtag group are just like everyone else, simply surviving in the treacherous Crater... When they stumble into what may be an artifact of the ancient past, their lives are thrown into a much bigger loop as they trifle with bounty hunters, monsters and gods.
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Three Panel Soul
Matt Boyd, Ian McConville
It's a pretty rigid format but we keep the content loose, you know?
Little Tiny Things
Clover
What are the little things that move us? The simple joys that warm our bodies and hearts? The micro life of insects that influence our world more than we think? The tiny steps we make everyday to have a happier tomorrow?
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Freakshow
Scotty
A festival of broken people, blood flows in the center ring. Come one and come all, to the greatest show in all of Paris.
The Golden Boar
Magnolia Porter Siddell
A young woman joins a group of summoners who call forth Guardian Beasts to protect their isolated magical island. Unfortunately, her Guardian Beast is nothing like she'd imagined, and he's about to change her life, and everything she thought she knew about herself...
Monster's Garden
Ash G.
Champion pit fighter Kilo Monster was content to spend the rest of his days tending to his quiet garden alone... until he met a curious robot girl and her human family.
Saint for Rent
Ru Xu
Saint Halliday runs an inn for Time Travelers. Unfortunately, he seems to attract other supernatural "guests," too.
The Weave
Rennie Kingsley
A young woman pursued by bad luck is witness to the murder of the Fairy Queen of Summer. Can she get to the bottom of this mystery?
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Angel's Orchard
Harry Bogosian
After the events in Demon's Mirror, Gerda has accepted her role as a Demon Hunter, and Cezar has traveled back to the Demon City. Demons have existed alongside humans for millennia, so things begin to return to normal. But an impossibly powerful Relic has been taken by one of the Demon Masters, and a silent war enters its final stages.
Sleepless Domain
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
In a world where magical girls and their battles are commonplace, loss has become all too common as well.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Lies Within
Lacey
Lysander's aimless and carefree life is turned upside down when he accidentally discovers that the cute boy next door, Simon, is a literal monster
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
The Messenger
indui
In a ruin-abound town cursed with bad luck, Kai and Kalla--a young boy and a fledgling dragonbird spirit--take on a quest in hopes the reward will solve all of their problems.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Blindsprings
Kadi Fedoruk
Tamaura, wrested into a world 300 years in the future, must find a way to save the magic fading from her country.
Edison Rex
Chris Roberson
The adventures of the world’s greatest villain who, after defeating his superheroic nemesis, decides that he’s the only one left to defend the world.
Nigh Heaven & Hell
Scotty
Heather Vodihn is on a simple mission: find her father. However she becomes entangled with two strangers with mysterious powers being stalked by a group with bizarre demands. Heather must learn to trust her new traveling companions, even if she is untrustworthy herself.
Darkling Bright
Chris Hazelton
Kieran Bright is a college student home for the summer and roped into an online reunion with his old neighborhood friends in the most recent update of their favorite childhood MMORPG.
At least, he was, and that was the idea...
Join Kieran and his friends as they are pulled into another reality that may or may not be real and are forced to confront their own identities, the nature of simulated universes and reality itself.
Sakana
Mad Rupert
Our heroes must navigate a hazardous dating scene, overcome personal anxieties, and wrangle unruly seafood in order to find love, peace of mind, and a paycheck.
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“Mr. Siegal, you didn’t… I mean, you didn’t expect…”
“What?”
“I mean, you didn’t really think I’d do something like that.”
“Like what?”
“What do you think?”
“Well, I don’t know.”
“For God’s sake, Mr. Siegal. Here we are. You got me into your dorm room. You show me a slashfic. You… put on Transformers. Now you start opening up your gay sex maneuvers to me and tell me your roommate won’t be home for hours.”
“So?”
“Mr. Siegal, you’re trying to seduce me.”
“Huh?”
“…aren’t you??” =(
“Uh, actually I was just getting to a theory that they’re hung like barnacles, so maybe that would reach after all, BUT IF HE COOPERATES”
Sadly for shippers, Danny’s loyalty, monogamy, and tendency to flee from attractions that are not to his current partners means that Ethan/Danny is going to be just in subtext for a very long time… unless Amber randomly Dans it up at some point, but even then I can see Danny refusing to date Ethan for awhile after that out of that weird social rule that’s more enforced when you’re younger where you don’t date friends of former romantic partners and vice versa.
I think Amber has already Danned it up, and a break up is coming…but that doesn’t mean that Danny is into hot rebound sex, and I don’t think Ethan would feel comfortable fucking his best friend’s ex. I feel like he’d be the type to ask permission.
I don’t think Dan would even consider it rebound sex at this point in the process. A breakup may or may not be coming but they’re not broken up yet. Dan would probably consider it infidelity if he were to have sex with somebody else right now.
Honesly, I’m not sure that’s a bad way to view things? Like, this isn’t the first time he and Amber have had a rough patch. There was that time Amber wouldn’t speak with him for a few days and he was unsure of where he stood with her. Not like it’s a foregone conclusion that the relationship’s over.
Plus it’s still been what, like ten minutes since they had their spat? I’m pretty sure that’s not how a committed monogamous relationship is supposed to work. The appropriate response to this sort of fight isn’t to walk off and immediately start sexing up other people. Like what, every time there’s an incident is it gonna be a race against the clock to patch things up before Danny finishes walking to the neighbor’s place? Just doesn’t sound functional.
But that wasn’t just an argument. She called him a ‘stupid piece of–” and I think we can finish that sentence pretty well. If a partner called me a stupid piece of shit I’d ollie out of there because I don’t deserve to be treated that way and neither does Danny.
Amber ran off, so obviously he couldn’t patch things up. I think it’ll be awhile yet before they have the conversation, simply because of how this comic operates.
I’m also a bit biased. I don’t like how Amber treats Danny and I’ve wanted them to break up for a long time.
Amber said that and then immediately freaked out and started beating herself up.
People say shitty things sometimes. If I ended every single relationship I’ve ever had because one of us angrily lashed out, I’d never be able to know anybody.
I suppose you’re right, and Danny honestly didn’t seem to mind that much. I suppose most people are more forgiving than I am. After coming out of a relationship from hell, I guess it’s once bitten twice shy for me.
I do think they need to talk about it though. I don’t think Danny would be the one to break it off in all honesty. IF a break up were to occur, I think it would be from Amber’s end.
No yeah, it’s a Big Deal because Amber was verbally abusing him, and nobody deserves that regardless of the circumstances. Like, I’ve said horrible shit to people I love, and they’ve done the same to me. Because we’re people and sometimes we say and do things beneath ourselves, and I try to fix things with them because they’re worth it. I wouldn’t really apply that to toxic, abusive relationships, though.
But like, that’s just me. I can’t seriously tell people that they must accept a certain level of abuse before they call it quits. Personally, I really, really don’t think Amber is even close to that. She fell back on learned behaviours from Blaine when she lost control of the situation, and then immediately apologized, blaming her inherent failures as a person for lashing out. If she kept doing it without any kind of attempt at changing, or worse even tried to justify it as “not that bad”, then yeah, it would be time to let go, but that’s not Amber. She’s not trying to justify it or anything; she immediately recognized her abusive behaviour as abusive.
And for what it’s worth, I’m sorry that you had to go through that.
If were bringing the multiverse into this, then there’s also his girlfriend’s ex’s ex who is Danny’s crossdimensional stalker, and Danny’s ex’s boyfriend’s sister who Danny dated in another timeline.
Sexuality has a way of breaking people of out their expected consistency.
if this was true to life theyd probably rip off their clothes soon, and feel bad after
. Maybe we can have some playful wrestlung that goes to far first
Dresses at the time P&P was set didn’t even have bodices. What would otherwise be the waistline started directly under the bust. You want to do any ripping, you need to pretty much tear the dress straight from the neckline….
Danny, that was a truly impressive Flash Step you managed just then.
Go, find your girlfriend and have amazing make-up sex right now, before you go and Dan things up again by mistake!
(or is Ethan about to go and Dan things up this time? …I’m not sure)
I thought about that, but the self-evidence of 69 (whether vertical, horizontal, orthogonal, whatever) on similar-height persons should be fairly inarguable. The difficulty of standing 69 is an issue of support strength. This is something else, or at least some more specific subset of standing 69 (say that 6 times fast).
As someone who studied both physics and maths at uni (my degrees is in Mathematics, but I took a lot of advanced physics courses in there too), they’re both equally amazing subjects in their own ways.
…trying to take two modules in quantum mechanics, however, was a bad move for me in hindsight.
At least close the door, jeez. How are you supposed to charge a subscription fee to watch your bangings if you’re just doin’ it with the door wide open?
Are they still talking about Transformers? Because I don’t think whatever position they’re analyzing is the most unlikely way Transformers can move/bend/scale themselves.
Sorry, I think Mike is about to wander in. It is how this cruel universe works. It is just the way this cruel universe short-sheets you. You walk away from an inter action like this, and bam! You’re hard as a 20 penny nail.
Two of her boyfriends acting out her slash fic: is this Amber’s wet dream or worst nightmare? (The answer is probably both. Let’s see if her yaoi fangirl can trump worries about being left out.)
Awww, and things were just starting to really heat up. Apparently, it was getting too hot for Danny to handle.
The guy’s so distracted by the visions of man on man action dancing in his head, he seems to have forgotten that he (presumably) originally stopped by for advice on handling Amber’s emotional issues.
I love this strip so much. Laughed at the end, it was too perfect. I love how Ethan is more concerned about explaining the position than the fact that the example included himself and Danny.
This is so cute and funny and maaaan, I just ship these two SO HARD. I’m so happy this is the last strip I’ll see before I leave into internet-less-ness for three weeks and not a downer strip xD
This whole scene is like a fic prompt, tbh. “Character A and Character B are reading fanfiction, and in the process of arguing about the sexual mechanics of said fic they end up accidentally having sex.”
Except that last bit probably won’t happen here between these two for various reasons like Danny’s monogamous trends and still coming to grips with his sexuality etc.
There are now only three ways this can end. Two involve Danny danning things up, and one turns these past few strips into a very welcome comic relief segment. From what little I have learned of Willis’s style of writing, the first two seem more likely as there will be pain and the crushing of souls involved.
it is funny and reassuring that Amber was one of the many many teenage girls who thought guy on guy was hot, but didn’t know the exact mechanics of sex when you’re not a contortionist.
clearly the best way for Ethan and Danny to solve their conflict is to find porn of people in that position and compare.
My response to this page is this:
‘I like you Mr Willis’
( i dont believe what Jeff and Joel say. wait? Is this comic actually about buttmuching? I cannot tell ? )
I don’t think he’s freaked out about being into dudes, here. I think it’s more a matter of “holy crap I am actually talking about having sex with this guy right in front of me and he’s not into that but he might notice I’m way too into it”. It’s a different subset of feelings.
Like you can totally accept you’re into dudes and still not want a presumed straight guy and friend to know you’re into him.
(At least I think Danny still thinks Ethan is straight. I feel like Ethan dodged that part of the conversation during their Questioning meet up.)
I think he’s better at wrapping his head around “being attracted to guys” than he is “being attracted to Ethan.”
But like, Danny was actually really, genuinely interested in what he was reading. He was having fun talking with Ethan about it and got into a dorky argument, and he’s apparently heard about Amber’s latest Steve/Bucky fic 30 times from her and has read some of her other stuff. It just became too real when he realized in Panel 4 that he was hypothesizing being in this apparently impossible sex position with Ethan, because Danny’s still has the thought process of “I can’t have an attraction to more than one person at a time, or else I’m a cheater.”
Ethan also came out to him at the Questioning, and AFAIK he actually was pretty into Amber’s fics that he was reading.
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“Oh my God!”
“Pardon?”
“Oh no, Mr. Siegal. Oh no.”
“What’s wrong?”
“Mr. Siegal, you didn’t… I mean, you didn’t expect…”
“What?”
“I mean, you didn’t really think I’d do something like that.”
“Like what?”
“What do you think?”
“Well, I don’t know.”
“For God’s sake, Mr. Siegal. Here we are. You got me into your dorm room. You show me a slashfic. You… put on Transformers. Now you start opening up your gay sex maneuvers to me and tell me your roommate won’t be home for hours.”
“So?”
“Mr. Siegal, you’re trying to seduce me.”
“Huh?”
“…aren’t you??” =(
“Uh, actually I was just getting to a theory that they’re hung like barnacles, so maybe that would reach after all, BUT IF HE COOPERATES”
“Is… that a yes? I CAN’T TELL ANYMORE”
When you want to get the reference, but never watched the movie….’
heard of it in the intwerwebz
I understood that reference
Damn it but was that reference???!!!
PLASTICS
I thought it was just a general yaoi reference
Wait, people generally ship Dustin Hoffman with his male co-stars?
Great movie
For the clueless amoungst us
thanks for posting that! i was so clueless, haha
“We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files. We’d like to help you learn about yourself.” Can that please go on the hacked Muzak?
*slow clap*
Last frame:
http://marieclaire.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11116/000083c4f/f201_orh1000w646/The-Graduate.jpg
Whoa.
Bow chicka bow wow
Coo coo cachoo
I’m the key master are you the gate keeper?
um, wouldn’t they BOTH be “keymasters?”
Don’t forget the back gate.
Mann gegen Mann
Did you mean this?
Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Pubes.
Channel your inner Tucker
Just do it already!
Sadly for shippers, Danny’s loyalty, monogamy, and tendency to flee from attractions that are not to his current partners means that Ethan/Danny is going to be just in subtext for a very long time… unless Amber randomly Dans it up at some point, but even then I can see Danny refusing to date Ethan for awhile after that out of that weird social rule that’s more enforced when you’re younger where you don’t date friends of former romantic partners and vice versa.
I think Amber has already Danned it up, and a break up is coming…but that doesn’t mean that Danny is into hot rebound sex, and I don’t think Ethan would feel comfortable fucking his best friend’s ex. I feel like he’d be the type to ask permission.
I don’t think Dan would even consider it rebound sex at this point in the process. A breakup may or may not be coming but they’re not broken up yet. Dan would probably consider it infidelity if he were to have sex with somebody else right now.
Honesly, I’m not sure that’s a bad way to view things? Like, this isn’t the first time he and Amber have had a rough patch. There was that time Amber wouldn’t speak with him for a few days and he was unsure of where he stood with her. Not like it’s a foregone conclusion that the relationship’s over.
Plus it’s still been what, like ten minutes since they had their spat? I’m pretty sure that’s not how a committed monogamous relationship is supposed to work. The appropriate response to this sort of fight isn’t to walk off and immediately start sexing up other people. Like what, every time there’s an incident is it gonna be a race against the clock to patch things up before Danny finishes walking to the neighbor’s place? Just doesn’t sound functional.
But that wasn’t just an argument. She called him a ‘stupid piece of–” and I think we can finish that sentence pretty well. If a partner called me a stupid piece of shit I’d ollie out of there because I don’t deserve to be treated that way and neither does Danny.
Amber ran off, so obviously he couldn’t patch things up. I think it’ll be awhile yet before they have the conversation, simply because of how this comic operates.
I’m also a bit biased. I don’t like how Amber treats Danny and I’ve wanted them to break up for a long time.
Amber said that and then immediately freaked out and started beating herself up.
People say shitty things sometimes. If I ended every single relationship I’ve ever had because one of us angrily lashed out, I’d never be able to know anybody.
I suppose you’re right, and Danny honestly didn’t seem to mind that much. I suppose most people are more forgiving than I am.
After coming out of a relationship from hell, I guess it’s once bitten twice shy for me.
I do think they need to talk about it though. I don’t think Danny would be the one to break it off in all honesty. IF a break up were to occur, I think it would be from Amber’s end.
What the hell that was NOT what I expected from the face I typed out.
No yeah, it’s a Big Deal because Amber was verbally abusing him, and nobody deserves that regardless of the circumstances. Like, I’ve said horrible shit to people I love, and they’ve done the same to me. Because we’re people and sometimes we say and do things beneath ourselves, and I try to fix things with them because they’re worth it. I wouldn’t really apply that to toxic, abusive relationships, though.
But like, that’s just me. I can’t seriously tell people that they must accept a certain level of abuse before they call it quits. Personally, I really, really don’t think Amber is even close to that. She fell back on learned behaviours from Blaine when she lost control of the situation, and then immediately apologized, blaming her inherent failures as a person for lashing out. If she kept doing it without any kind of attempt at changing, or worse even tried to justify it as “not that bad”, then yeah, it would be time to let go, but that’s not Amber. She’s not trying to justify it or anything; she immediately recognized her abusive behaviour as abusive.
And for what it’s worth, I’m sorry that you had to go through that.
> his best friend’s ex
Also his ex’s other ex.
If were bringing the multiverse into this, then there’s also his girlfriend’s ex’s ex who is Danny’s crossdimensional stalker, and Danny’s ex’s boyfriend’s sister who Danny dated in another timeline.
CALLING IT NOW
AMBER-DAN-ETHAN THREEWAY
I’m gonna need a more powerful B.O.B. if that ship ever sails. Especially if it ever sails into Slipshine.
A Danny sandwich (or Danwich) is still an option!
The only sandwich with the Wonderbread in the middle!
John, I hereby award you an Internet.
+1! Would read again.
Damn, that was gold!
Nope Chuck Tes- I mean toast sandwich https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
Sexuality has a way of breaking people of out their expected consistency.
if this was true to life theyd probably rip off their clothes soon, and feel bad after
. Maybe we can have some playful wrestlung that goes to far first
It can still be true to life without having a character, who has loyalty as one of his defining traits, cheat on his girlfriend.
I mean I was under the impression that you could find someone attractive and get flustered by them without sex stuff happening.
YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS JUST FIND OUT ALREADY.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
Danny’s, like, ten seconds from ripping his bodice open.
Mr Darcy won’t allow that! He owns the patent on causing bodice-ripping!
Dresses at the time P&P was set didn’t even have bodices. What would otherwise be the waistline started directly under the bust. You want to do any ripping, you need to pretty much tear the dress straight from the neckline….
Empire waists we called them.
Danny, that was a truly impressive Flash Step you managed just then.
Go, find your girlfriend and have amazing make-up sex right now, before you go and Dan things up again by mistake!
(or is Ethan about to go and Dan things up this time? …I’m not sure)
I want to see this in pictures. Can anyone figure out their description?
sounds like a standing 69
I thought about that, but the self-evidence of 69 (whether vertical, horizontal, orthogonal, whatever) on similar-height persons should be fairly inarguable. The difficulty of standing 69 is an issue of support strength. This is something else, or at least some more specific subset of standing 69 (say that 6 times fast).
Or a Rusty Venture.
Don’t be so sure the artist actually knows the answer: Head-Tiltingly Kinky
It is, in fact, possible that even Amber wasn’t quite keeping up with what all exactly was going on. anatomical plausibility may come with age.
I’m 90% sure this is the pitcher sucking the catcher’s dick.
It is definitely some sort of reacharound move, but the pitcher sucking the catcher’s dick _is_ impossible.
Difficult, but not impossible if the top is flexible enough.
That…that can’t work? It could be a combination of dick sucking and rimming, but that seems super crazy far fetched. But I guess that’s the point!
I think Danny’s about to Dan things up to separate himself from the “temptation of Ethan”.
Intentional Danning is an advanced Danny move.
Flash Stepping away from Ethan was a pretty good start to intentionally Dannning things up with Ethan.
Professionals only
I don’t understand any of this and yet it’s turning me on.
I have seen enough fanart to know that it indeed can reach that far.
One guy jerking off a large room full of dudes gets a 12 page study on its feasibility, I’m not sure this will get similar treatment.
My God, it’s math again! I just can’t escape it! It’s….it’s…everywhere around us.
And physics as well, but I math is the one I don’t get along with since highschool.
physics is just applied math
Yes, but physics is also to math what sex is to masturbation.
(Richard Feynman)
As someone who studied both physics and maths at uni (my degrees is in Mathematics, but I took a lot of advanced physics courses in there too), they’re both equally amazing subjects in their own ways.
…trying to take two modules in quantum mechanics, however, was a bad move for me in hindsight.
Yes, try as you may, you just can’t get away from mathematics!
Math truly is the Droopy [Mc]Poodle of knowledge.
Well, that beats my favourite study
Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow
Though mine is much safer for work (unless you have a swallow/python fetish, which frankly is your business).
OH NO WTH HAHAHA I’m crying
What the actual fuck.
It’s like Rule 34 in reverse.
They can be connected in series or parallel.
Series. Or parallel.
What time is it, kids?
It’s GAY PANIC TIME!!!
(cue corny theme song and creepy marionettes)
Is it gay panic if you’re bisexual? Or should we call it BI FRENZY!!!
Speaking of, there should also be DEMI DREAD, HETERO HYSTERIA, ACE ALARM, and PAN TERROR!!!
Why not pandemonium?
I concede that you idea is much better than mine.
So many demons
C’mon, Ethan, don’t sell yourself short!
It’s a bit of a stretch isn’t it?
Major props to Ethan for standing around with effectively a ThinkPad while reading text. Anyone use tablets?
maybe that’s what Amber wrote it on, she won’t let anyone take it off the drive
However did we survive before magical Internet rectangles were invented?
It’s not even that big for a laptop, maybe large-netbook size.
Learn from the mistakes of others, Danny.
Lock
the
door.
At least close the door, jeez. How are you supposed to charge a subscription fee to watch your bangings if you’re just doin’ it with the door wide open?
A sock on the door handle solves that problem.
Are they still talking about Transformers? Because I don’t think whatever position they’re analyzing is the most unlikely way Transformers can move/bend/scale themselves.
This is the Avengers in college. That is what is on the tablet. The Transformers one was just mentioned.
the Avengers AU segues into Transformers in a sexy crossover
That’s a laptop. Businessy, like a ThinkPad. It’s half folded in the last panel.
Also I interpreted panel 3 of the last comic to mean that he was switching to the Transformers fic, which Danny then asked about.
Based on that last panel, they’ve apparently been having this whole discussion in front of an open door.
In tomorrow’s strip, Dina wanders in and explains how it works, with diagrams.
Sorry, I think Mike is about to wander in. It is how this cruel universe works. It is just the way this cruel universe short-sheets you. You walk away from an inter action like this, and bam! You’re hard as a 20 penny nail.
Mike walks in, explains how it works, and says he knows from experience, leaving both of them flustered.
Ohhh :O
I swore I would never play “Little Willy” on the hacked Muzak.
DAMN YOU WILLIS.
It’s not a bad…or is it for another reasons you won’t play it(heh heh)
…and then Jacob walks in…
“Oh hey folks, my glasses broke and I came to get my spare. Cya.”
“….Is he..?
“No, but according to Amber’s other fanfic..”
He’s gonna need to get closer if they’re hoping to pass their Mechanics of Gay Sex final.
Never was the title of the individual strip so relevant.
Stop protecting your butt, DAnny.
Two of her boyfriends acting out her slash fic: is this Amber’s wet dream or worst nightmare? (The answer is probably both. Let’s see if her yaoi fangirl can trump worries about being left out.)
I feel like Amazi-Girl is gonna be pissed, but Amber might be all “Kiss him, not me!”
in theory it’s a big, big wet dream. In pratice that’d be a nightmare.
is that a boner i see in panel fourWhy yes, yes it is.
Good eye
Oh good, I’m not the only one that thought that.
Good god, I thought it was just implied.
The penis knows.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Awww, and things were just starting to really heat up. Apparently, it was getting too hot for Danny to handle.
The guy’s so distracted by the visions of man on man action dancing in his head, he seems to have forgotten that he (presumably) originally stopped by for advice on handling Amber’s emotional issues.
I love this strip so much. Laughed at the end, it was too perfect. I love how Ethan is more concerned about explaining the position than the fact that the example included himself and Danny.
I know, right?
Haven’t laughed outloud at a strip that hard in a while.
Steamy
Quick on the uptake on that avatar.
Time-bendingly quick, since this one (taken from today’s last panel) was up yesterday. Still not as quick as Ana Chronistic though.
I could do faster, but I like the occasional realization of “OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE” to shorten the intervals
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This is so cute and funny and maaaan, I just ship these two SO HARD. I’m so happy this is the last strip I’ll see before I leave into internet-less-ness for three weeks and not a downer strip xD
So hard!!!
This whole scene is like a fic prompt, tbh. “Character A and Character B are reading fanfiction, and in the process of arguing about the sexual mechanics of said fic they end up accidentally having sex.”
Except that last bit probably won’t happen here between these two for various reasons like Danny’s monogamous trends and still coming to grips with his sexuality etc.
That’s a really good fic prompt actually, I might use that.
Report back if you do!
There are now only three ways this can end. Two involve Danny danning things up, and one turns these past few strips into a very welcome comic relief segment. From what little I have learned of Willis’s style of writing, the first two seem more likely as there will be pain and the crushing of souls involved.
Are you going to ask Ethan about Amber anytime soon, tho ?
Maybe post-coitus.
totally pillow talk material.
it is funny and reassuring that Amber was one of the many many teenage girls who thought guy on guy was hot, but didn’t know the exact mechanics of sex when you’re not a contortionist.
clearly the best way for Ethan and Danny to solve their conflict is to find porn of people in that position and compare.
Second best. The best method is experimentation. FOR SCIENCE!
They’ll need amber to direct them, too.
Butt who will do the clapboard?
Oh my god we’re in actual fanfic hell and I love it
I chime in with a
haven’t you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door
But then we couldn’t have hilarious and/or traumatic misunderstandings!
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
In Menage a Trois, there are no lock-enabled doors. Apparently DoA inherits.
This is where we need the Chilton’s Guide for Gay Sex Mechanics.
I wonder, if there are normal gay sex mechanics, are there gay sex quantum mechanics?
yeah, It called a waterbed.
… I see the waves, but I’m not sure I want particles getting to involved… all I can think of is sand, or crumbs.
Think tapioca, like in bubble tea.
If there is, Danny backing away from Ethan won’t make a difference, because of quantum entanglement.
I’ll tell you what — let’s send it to the Mythbusters and see what they have to say about it.
I get the feeling they get this kind of weird requests daily, but turn them down beacause….reasons.
Adam and Jamie have sweaty, hot mansex. For science.
:O
That alt-text though. *waggles eyebrows*
My response to this page is this:
‘I like you Mr Willis’
( i dont believe what Jeff and Joel say. wait? Is this comic actually about buttmuching? I cannot tell ? )
Have to think it is a 69, but one where the guy on top is doing some sort of spider position with his back to the other dude.
“Are you saying your penis reaches from here to here?”
“Well it does NOW…”
Hahaha!!
I like the awkwardness in this storyline so far.
I’m calling the next Slipshine RIGHT NOW
YES
This entertains me. Another!
Wonder where this conversation is goin.
I actually laughed out loud at this, god Ethan
Amaziegirl outside the window: “I shouldn’t peep, I shouldn’t peep, I shouldn’t peep… daaang, my stories are instructional. NO, I shouldn’t peep…”
well that got weird quickly
nice going danny
(dude just blow him already you’re making this super awkward)
The mind of an internet pornlord…
I find it cute how Danny’s crossing his legs in the last panel in what looks to be an effort to hide arousal.
Poor Danny. He was genuinely into a conversation about queer sexuality, but he went too far and now he’s rebounded by back into panic mode.
The more he acknowledges that, yes, I am into dudes, the happier he’ll be.
I don’t think he’s freaked out about being into dudes, here. I think it’s more a matter of “holy crap I am actually talking about having sex with this guy right in front of me and he’s not into that but he might notice I’m way too into it”. It’s a different subset of feelings.
Like you can totally accept you’re into dudes and still not want a presumed straight guy and friend to know you’re into him.
(At least I think Danny still thinks Ethan is straight. I feel like Ethan dodged that part of the conversation during their Questioning meet up.)
I think he’s better at wrapping his head around “being attracted to guys” than he is “being attracted to Ethan.”
But like, Danny was actually really, genuinely interested in what he was reading. He was having fun talking with Ethan about it and got into a dorky argument, and he’s apparently heard about Amber’s latest Steve/Bucky fic 30 times from her and has read some of her other stuff. It just became too real when he realized in Panel 4 that he was hypothesizing being in this apparently impossible sex position with Ethan, because Danny’s still has the thought process of “I can’t have an attraction to more than one person at a time, or else I’m a cheater.”
Ethan also came out to him at the Questioning, and AFAIK he actually was pretty into Amber’s fics that he was reading.
The hard wants what the hard wants.
The hard has its reasons…
Wow, Dan moved really fast there. Do I see a sidekick coming on soon for AG?
I doubt Awkward Boy would be an effective sidekick.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/db/c9/4e/dbc94e4ed94b3a5b5b960b34edd26305.jpg
Yes, exactly.
Ron just makes them think he’s awkward. He also has the Mystical Monkey Power.
Maybe he can go by WonderBread. His superpower is making awkward talk with villains till they despair of life.
They may both love the D, but they’re nerds first.
And, it seems, friends second. That’s great!
IS ETHAN EYEING THAT BONER
No.
But I wish he was.
I’m a big shipper of Danny/Ethan and Ethan/Joe so things are gonna get a bit shippy up in here.
…And now, here comes Amber!
Nobody’s dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson’s.
And he had a fuckin’ long dick.
thus the name.
Thus the name.
“Definitely not gonna reach”
Speak for yourself guys!
Come the f*ck ON, WILLIS!
Moaaaarrr
This is eventually going to end in a threesome.
Danny and Ethan perform an acting out slashfic.
*jumping up and down in my seat*
L&Gs WE HAVE HAIR OVERLAP, REPEAT WE HAVE HAIR OVERLAP