Incidentally if anyone wants to make Dexter & Monkey Master fanfiction, I have created this tool; http://www.fanficmaker.com [/plugging my website….yay…]
You could turn the sex slider up and…welll….
I did think about putting DoA or Shortpacked in as a preset, but given what horrors it can make I don’t know how that would effect my chances of Willis sending me future kickstarter rewards 😛
MuHhahaha! The Evil Ruth laughed as she looked at her vaste armies!!! “Soon I will destroy the Indiana!!! And nothing can stop me!!!
Billie was singing a song about a bunch of flowers.
Suddenly she bumped into Billie.
“Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house.”
“Yes I come here every full moon.”
Suddenly, Ruth appeared.He put his Sex in her Sex and they had Sex!
They turned around .
But they fell on a giant skeliton.
“oh no us have hurt yourself ” said Billie.
“I believe Ruth is behind this!”
“Noooo�!”
“He is behind an evil mega organisation to dominate ourtown.”
“How”?
Using a ancient lazer and overloading it.
“can we stop him?”
Yes, by finding the pencilcase of hell.
“where?”
In the modern castle , hidden in the vally of death , opposite the lamp from nania.
“Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!”
“Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!”
And with that they left
I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course pretty Joyce and faithfull Walky. Smart and clever Sal and… and Danny.
I too had heard of Danny and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him But here he stood before me, leaning over and pokeing things on a map. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.
And when he spoke, he sounded so… I swooned right in front of him.
“We should defeat Ruth,” Danny said.
“I agree,” said Billie, “but I’m not sure.”
“We can use your new friend,” said Danny. “Ruth doesn’t know Anirana Halfelven. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
“But Anirana Halfelven is still very inexperienced,” said Billie, “And I worry about her.”
“Don’t worry,” said Danny, “I know Anirana Halfelven can take it on. Trust me on that” And he gave me a wink.
In the corners of my eyes I saw Billie stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, she walked away.
I walked after Billie and said: “What’s wrong?”
“Nutting” Billie said but I didn’t believe her.
“No seriously, you can tell me, I’m really good at picking up on these things.”
“You’re right, you’re really good at picking up on those things,” said Billie and sighed. She then said: “You know my past, right?”
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: “yes.”
“Well, it… it… makes it hard for me to make connections with people.” Billie said. A single tear rolled down her cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
“And I feared,’ Billie said, ‘that when I saw you talk and awke at Danny like that, that you may… you may no longer find me that interesting?”
“But I do!”
‘And without you, I don’t know if the world is still worth saving,” Billie said with a sniffle, “how can I defeat Ruth if you won’t be with me?”
“Well, uh, I didn’t think you’d like me that much,” I said blushing.
But then, then Billie leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
Now, how to find him? We know she has a palace, but theres so many!”
Billie said: “I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
“Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done”
“Yes, well done indeed”
So they went to the base.
As they entered there was lots of Henchmens.
So they swung back their trenchcoats and hurt them all with their concealed clubs(but no one died!).
.
“Ok, she is sure to be in the big room at the top in his palace ” said Danny pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
“look out!” shouted Sal.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later…
The hatch opened and hundreds of gangsters with rockets sprung down.
“oh god! What are we going to do!?” said Walky
“We gota think fast” said Danny.
“Ok”
“I know you dont like violence, Billie, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please..” Said Anirana Halfelven
“Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them” said Billie who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
causing boobs to bounce which knocked them unconscious.
“Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!”
More fell down, but they killed them all quickly.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
“So you have come” said a voice booming from the sky
A plane appeared above them.
Ruth laughed at them from it.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha”
“I could gun you all down from here with my ozis, but I would rather do this…personal style.”
She leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
“Ready?” she said, still laughing.
. Billie removed her shirt and flexed her abs.
“Yes. I am ready. ”
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral bazookas).
“I kill you dead”
Ruth kicked Billie in the nose
Billie fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha” laughed Ruth
“You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?”
“I had too, for all that is good and just in the world.”
“Well now you will die. Goodbye.”
Ruth leaned over Billie holding his penis.
“Quick Billie use this!” said Anirana Halfelven ,chucking a nearby wheelbarrow towards Billie.
Billie grabbed it and chucked it towards Ruth hard, knocking her backwards….off the edge of the tall house they were on!
“Goodbye, Ruth have a nice fall!”
“ARrrrrgggg”
“We are safe now, she fell to certain doom.”
Walky and Danny got out from behind a tree where they were doing stuff. “Thank you, you saved us all”
“Dont mention it.”
So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End
I think she’s researching her next crime spree! This time she’s draw even BIGGER DICKS! And on new surfaces! No longer the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit, just Dingdong Bandit!!
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! You can’t just change a supervillain’s MO like that! It would be like if the Riddler started using limericks, or the Joker started using mime! No, see, if this career in supervillainy is to progress (I mean she’s already got a caped do-gooder on her back), Joyce needs to up her game by actually putting up new whiteboards in places – potentially including giant classroom sized ones, of which there’s surely plenty in a college – solely so they can be defaced with dingdongs! In fact, since she’s the one who put the whiteboards on everyone’s doors in the first place, how do we know this wasn’t her evil plan all along?
David: remember, Joyce has a roommate (and yes, Sarah is probably in bed – remember, she’s an antisocial misanthrope, she doesn’t go to parties or study sessions). If she were watching cartoons in the middle of the night, she’d need a headset. So, yes, it’s probably pictures or text, and yes, judging by the face, it’s probably pr0n.
I had a roommate with no such requirement. Lost many a night’s sleep because, it was “her” room, too!, so she deserved to have all the lights on and stereo blasting.
Yes, fellow antisocial peeps, it took me YEARS to understand how to ask, “Well, where am I supposed to SLEEP? YOU can blare music and study ANYWHERE ELSE.” Stupid “putting other people 100% before yourself” social conditioning!
Haha, sorta close? She got in trouble with her parents for “blackmailing” me, because she wanted me to forge an acceptance letter when she didn’t get into some program… [she said she would pay me but never did, so when her dad called saying the jig was up and asked me if she paid me, I said no, so he assumed I was being blackmailed]
It’s really quite ironic and sad that what may push Walky away from Dorothy, to the point of ending their relationship, is not his immaturity but his maturity. He can’t stop worrying about Billie now. It’s making a man out of him. But he can’t share that growing side of himself with Dotty. This hurts them both, but unless they change the parameters of their relationship, there’s not much they can do about it.
He *did* also rebuff her feelings (“why can’t you share this with me”) by reminding her of what she said herself: that the relationship was for fun, and she was gonna go to Yale or somethin’.
You can tell that the college life is changing everyone here. Walky is pulling a…Walky and getting more mature because he’s basically being forced to. Joyce is becoming more worldly against her will. Billy is learning just how different she is now than when she was in school and even Dorothy may be doubting her life plans in spite of having them forever.
The real world is very different from high school. These people are learning it.
I suppose. Just because somebody matures, doesn’t mean there’s not still some immaturity in them. Walky’s intentionally pushing Dorothy away, in my opinion – partly to protect himself. He doesn’t want to grow too attached to her, because he know she will leave him in a year or so. But he also doesn’t want Dorothy to grow too attached to him. He believes in her dreams, believes she can attain them, and doesn’t want to be an anchor that prevents that. He wants her to be happy, and he believes he’d be an obstacle to that, in the long run.
He’s wrong, of course – he’s Walky – but until one of them realizes they can’t be happy without each other, their relationship will continue to deteriorate.
Dorothy is not going to get into Yale. There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.
I mean, it’s all about where Willis wants to take her character, but my money is on her getting rejected (again) and having to deal with the reality that she’s not the female Ubermensch. It happens to all of these kinds of students sooner or later.
That’s an interesting interpretation. I figured Dorothy chose IU for financial reasons, but given her “maybe I can settle for vice-president” comment, that might be the case.
There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.
It worked for George W. Bush. Even Willis couldn’t have come up with a horror ending like the one that started with the Supreme Court and a crooked FL Sec of State with a boss who was the candidate’s brother!
That’s your worst case scenario? Really? How dull. I want Joyce to be researching a mutagenic plague that destroys 99% of the population and turns the rest into church mouse choir boys.
He had “appropriate” boners with Amazi-Girl earlier and he thought his problems were solved, but now the “inappropriate” boners have returned with a vengeance.
But if I’m reading the geography of the room correctly, he’s left open the side of the bed against the wall, meaning she would have to climb over him to get in. Can’t give him full marks.
or she’s dreaming she’s April in a slightly AU reality of the NickTurtle-verse where…well, let’s just say that Casey Jones isn’t in the picture and Donny’s Bo Staff ..
Okay, it’s too late for clever innuendo: she’s dreaming she’s getting banged by him.
It hast to be porn , its been how many years and she hasn’t seen any that kind of stuff up until know? She would haft to have a completely pure mind to not be a little bit curious.
PERfection. As Joyce is gradually sucked into the Shame Pits of the Lustwolves, she is losing PERfection points. She is also gaining PERception and PERsonability points, but those aren’t recorded the sames= way
Since one of the characters from D & MM is beside her, I’m betting Joyce is watching an episode of the show.
Sorry to see Danny’s still having issues on which way his door swings. After a night passion with Amazing Amber he must be really confused if he’s still pondering the near miss with Ethan. Honestly hope he gets it all sorted out soon..
Eh, I read his ‘feelings’ for Billie as more just platonic. I mean, it seems that he’s just worried about her, considering how weird she was acting before.
Careful, Joyce, it’s a slippery slope. First, you’re looking up pictures of dicks as photo references. Next thing you know, you’re wearing a strap-on with a condom on your head
The first bonus strip is already pretty buried, and I don’t see a tag system or other convenient way to navigate the Facebook-style Creations page–you’ll have to pledge pretty soon to dig it up again =p (unless Willis links/reposts them)
I have the same issue. I can only stand sleeping in clothes when it’s a loose spaghetti strap top and like tiny shorts. Otherwise the neck is an issue and the legs of pants are an issue.
Yeah, the few times I’ve slept in more than underpants, I’ve found it to be hot, sticky, frictiony and just plain uncomfortable. I’ve only ever done it during sleepovers and the like, when it’s been too chilly and I haven’t had any other means to raise the temperature.
Only 50% angst by character count. You’re slipping, Willis.
Also, this is the second final strip in a row where Joyce has had her Dexter doll in bed with her. (I personally suspect this gives a hint as to what she’s actually looking up).
It’s probably not realistic or healthy, but I’m kinda shipping a Danny/Ethan/Amber threesome now. Just so Danny, who I identify and project with most, can figure himself out. Also, amber’s dream indicates she might enjoy that.
You guys who think Joyce is watching Monkey Master: if that was true, why would David draw it? It wouldn’t be noteworthy right now. I definitely think it’s something sexy, but maybe as simple as “guys with their shirts off” or “Ryan gosling” (very similar I know).
Dexter & Monkey Master was my first thought – it’s not super noteworthy right now, but it might be to demonstrate that she (like Amber in panel 1) has experienced a load off of her mind/conscience after talking things out with Amazi-Girl and cleaning up the peens.
It also matches up nicely with the last strip from book three, in which she’s snuggling a Dexter doll. It could also – just speculating – be a set-up for her cartoon obsession expanding in coming storylines.
I probably could be, if I suggested it. But I’m assuming Willis has already applied a canon to Danny’s head, and that it reads something like “Danny’s head has been attached to his neck since his birth, although several escape attempts have been made. Before it became Danny’s head, it used to be a pole dancer. Its deepest fear is that Danny will somehow find this out. Danny’s head has an evil twin which is currently trapped in a parallell universe (no immediate threat, possible plot hook for dramatic finale).”
I knew a girl once who went from Born Again Christian to Slash Loving Atheist within a few years – although she wasn’t raised super Christian, the BAC thing was basically a really obnoxious phase.
What I’m saying is, I’m pretty sure Joyce is gonna discover slash fandom.
Yea, it’s called “college” in Indiana. Just about all my friends that I had in college had been super christian until college. Then they all went the complete religious opposite.
Where’s Dorothy? I sant to see more of Dorothy!!! Also please don’t make her mistake Walky’s brotherly concern with Billie for something else, pretty please….
The path to porn doesn’t always begin with boobs and penises. It can sneak up on you, pretending to be something else, pretending to not be as serious or dirty. I can be girls fully clothed in provocative positions or men slowly taking their shirts off to show off their chiseles abs. Or it can be a fan fic that slowly turns from PG to become the author’s own experiment with NSFW material. It doesn’t matter what Joyce is looking at now, one day it will lead to porn.
I just realized that she comes from a rich family and her last name is BILLingsworth. I wonder if she has a relative with the last name Morebucks. Had to be done.
I find it more strange that he has her labeled by her full name in his phone. All my friend’s I have by their nicknames/handles/whatever I call them normally.
Whereas I tend to think “If a story called ‘The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit’ can have this much pathos, how much worse (or better) are THOSE going to be?!”
Aw man…I really hope history doesn’t repeat itself for Amber. It wouldn’t end well for anybody. It’s also nice to see Walky experiencing emotion above a 5th grade level.
I think what keeps Danny awake is him trying to decide if he is a Horrible Person for having sex with his kinda-sorta girlfriend. He doesn’t want to take advantage of her, and she was in a bit of a weird situation and…
Welcome to Danny’s world, where everything potentially makes you a Horrible Person.
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Sleep tight.
The ladies seem able to, at any rate.
Aw.
Walky just wants to sleep with EVERYBODY
So far he has Dorothy and Billie. Maybe he can get in on Joyce’s cartoon marathoning.
That’s what she was doing? Honestly thought she was looking up pictures of dicks.
No, you were right the first time. I mean, just look at that look on her face. That’s the face I get when I look at dicks.
Right? It’s that lip-biting, isn’t it?
Must the two be mutually exclusive?
While image googling “Dexter & Monkey Master”, Joyce discovered Rule 34.
Showing results for “Dexter x Monkey Master”
Search instead for “Dexter & Monkey Master”
Search for “Dexter & Vein-Laden Monkey Dongs”
Incidentally if anyone wants to make Dexter & Monkey Master fanfiction, I have created this tool;
http://www.fanficmaker.com [/plugging my website….yay…]
You could turn the sex slider up and…welll….
I did think about putting DoA or Shortpacked in as a preset, but given what horrors it can make I don’t know how that would effect my chances of Willis sending me future kickstarter rewards 😛
MuHhahaha! The Evil Ruth laughed as she looked at her vaste armies!!! “Soon I will destroy the Indiana!!! And nothing can stop me!!!
Billie was singing a song about a bunch of flowers.
Suddenly she bumped into Billie.
“Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house.”
“Yes I come here every full moon.”
Suddenly, Ruth appeared.He put his Sex in her Sex and they had Sex!
They turned around .
But they fell on a giant skeliton.
“oh no us have hurt yourself ” said Billie.
“I believe Ruth is behind this!”
“Noooo�!”
“He is behind an evil mega organisation to dominate ourtown.”
“How”?
Using a ancient lazer and overloading it.
“can we stop him?”
Yes, by finding the pencilcase of hell.
“where?”
In the modern castle , hidden in the vally of death , opposite the lamp from nania.
“Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!”
“Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!”
And with that they left
I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course pretty Joyce and faithfull Walky. Smart and clever Sal and… and Danny.
I too had heard of Danny and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him But here he stood before me, leaning over and pokeing things on a map. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.
And when he spoke, he sounded so… I swooned right in front of him.
“We should defeat Ruth,” Danny said.
“I agree,” said Billie, “but I’m not sure.”
“We can use your new friend,” said Danny. “Ruth doesn’t know Anirana Halfelven. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
“But Anirana Halfelven is still very inexperienced,” said Billie, “And I worry about her.”
“Don’t worry,” said Danny, “I know Anirana Halfelven can take it on. Trust me on that” And he gave me a wink.
In the corners of my eyes I saw Billie stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, she walked away.
I walked after Billie and said: “What’s wrong?”
“Nutting” Billie said but I didn’t believe her.
“No seriously, you can tell me, I’m really good at picking up on these things.”
“You’re right, you’re really good at picking up on those things,” said Billie and sighed. She then said: “You know my past, right?”
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: “yes.”
“Well, it… it… makes it hard for me to make connections with people.” Billie said. A single tear rolled down her cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
“And I feared,’ Billie said, ‘that when I saw you talk and awke at Danny like that, that you may… you may no longer find me that interesting?”
“But I do!”
‘And without you, I don’t know if the world is still worth saving,” Billie said with a sniffle, “how can I defeat Ruth if you won’t be with me?”
“Well, uh, I didn’t think you’d like me that much,” I said blushing.
But then, then Billie leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
Now, how to find him? We know she has a palace, but theres so many!”
Billie said: “I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
“Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done”
“Yes, well done indeed”
So they went to the base.
As they entered there was lots of Henchmens.
So they swung back their trenchcoats and hurt them all with their concealed clubs(but no one died!).
.
“Ok, she is sure to be in the big room at the top in his palace ” said Danny pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
“look out!” shouted Sal.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later…
The hatch opened and hundreds of gangsters with rockets sprung down.
“oh god! What are we going to do!?” said Walky
“We gota think fast” said Danny.
“Ok”
“I know you dont like violence, Billie, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please..” Said Anirana Halfelven
“Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them” said Billie who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
causing boobs to bounce which knocked them unconscious.
“Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!”
More fell down, but they killed them all quickly.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
“So you have come” said a voice booming from the sky
A plane appeared above them.
Ruth laughed at them from it.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha”
“I could gun you all down from here with my ozis, but I would rather do this…personal style.”
She leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
“Ready?” she said, still laughing.
. Billie removed her shirt and flexed her abs.
“Yes. I am ready. ”
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral bazookas).
“I kill you dead”
Ruth kicked Billie in the nose
Billie fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha” laughed Ruth
“You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?”
“I had too, for all that is good and just in the world.”
“Well now you will die. Goodbye.”
Ruth leaned over Billie holding his penis.
“Quick Billie use this!” said Anirana Halfelven ,chucking a nearby wheelbarrow towards Billie.
Billie grabbed it and chucked it towards Ruth hard, knocking her backwards….off the edge of the tall house they were on!
“Goodbye, Ruth have a nice fall!”
“ARrrrrgggg”
“We are safe now, she fell to certain doom.”
Walky and Danny got out from behind a tree where they were doing stuff. “Thank you, you saved us all”
“Dont mention it.”
So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End
…oooooookay!
I think she’s researching her next crime spree! This time she’s draw even BIGGER DICKS! And on new surfaces! No longer the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit, just Dingdong Bandit!!
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! You can’t just change a supervillain’s MO like that! It would be like if the Riddler started using limericks, or the Joker started using mime! No, see, if this career in supervillainy is to progress (I mean she’s already got a caped do-gooder on her back), Joyce needs to up her game by actually putting up new whiteboards in places – potentially including giant classroom sized ones, of which there’s surely plenty in a college – solely so they can be defaced with dingdongs! In fact, since she’s the one who put the whiteboards on everyone’s doors in the first place, how do we know this wasn’t her evil plan all along?
Exactly! Joyce will be the Whiteboard Dingdong Mural Bandit!
a giant mosaic of dong-erase boards
What good is your own personal super-foe when they already know your secret identity? Whenever you commit a crime, theres no real escape :/
David: remember, Joyce has a roommate (and yes, Sarah is probably in bed – remember, she’s an antisocial misanthrope, she doesn’t go to parties or study sessions). If she were watching cartoons in the middle of the night, she’d need a headset. So, yes, it’s probably pictures or text, and yes, judging by the face, it’s probably pr0n.
I had a roommate with no such requirement. Lost many a night’s sleep because, it was “her” room, too!, so she deserved to have all the lights on and stereo blasting.
Yes, fellow antisocial peeps, it took me YEARS to understand how to ask, “Well, where am I supposed to SLEEP? YOU can blare music and study ANYWHERE ELSE.” Stupid “putting other people 100% before yourself” social conditioning!
I hope you have snuffed whoever conditioned you that first way! To improve you must permanently overcome AND get revenge!
Haha, sorta close? She got in trouble with her parents for “blackmailing” me, because she wanted me to forge an acceptance letter when she didn’t get into some program… [she said she would pay me but never did, so when her dad called saying the jig was up and asked me if she paid me, I said no, so he assumed I was being blackmailed]
More like maraDONGING! Ooooooo
Pretty sure Joyce is watching porn lol.
It’s really quite ironic and sad that what may push Walky away from Dorothy, to the point of ending their relationship, is not his immaturity but his maturity. He can’t stop worrying about Billie now. It’s making a man out of him. But he can’t share that growing side of himself with Dotty. This hurts them both, but unless they change the parameters of their relationship, there’s not much they can do about it.
well you just have a fancypants analysis for everything dontcha
It’s the T Campbell way
He *did* also rebuff her feelings (“why can’t you share this with me”) by reminding her of what she said herself: that the relationship was for fun, and she was gonna go to Yale or somethin’.
You can tell that the college life is changing everyone here. Walky is pulling a…Walky and getting more mature because he’s basically being forced to. Joyce is becoming more worldly against her will. Billy is learning just how different she is now than when she was in school and even Dorothy may be doubting her life plans in spite of having them forever.
The real world is very different from high school. These people are learning it.
But Mike is still Mike.
Mike will always be Mike.
Mike’s assholiness is a universal constant.
And Mike will always be doing your mom
except when he’s doing Ethan (or Jacob??) purely to spite you
All of that – and not even… what? 6 days into the semester??
Isn’t it still his immaturity keeping him from talking about this with Dorothy?
I suppose. Just because somebody matures, doesn’t mean there’s not still some immaturity in them. Walky’s intentionally pushing Dorothy away, in my opinion – partly to protect himself. He doesn’t want to grow too attached to her, because he know she will leave him in a year or so. But he also doesn’t want Dorothy to grow too attached to him. He believes in her dreams, believes she can attain them, and doesn’t want to be an anchor that prevents that. He wants her to be happy, and he believes he’d be an obstacle to that, in the long run.
He’s wrong, of course – he’s Walky – but until one of them realizes they can’t be happy without each other, their relationship will continue to deteriorate.
Dorothy is not going to get into Yale. There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.
I mean, it’s all about where Willis wants to take her character, but my money is on her getting rejected (again) and having to deal with the reality that she’s not the female Ubermensch. It happens to all of these kinds of students sooner or later.
That’s an interesting interpretation. I figured Dorothy chose IU for financial reasons, but given her “maybe I can settle for vice-president” comment, that might be the case.
Dorothy’s not going to Yale, but only because the comic will never get far enough in that they’ll get to the transfer.
It’s been stated again and again and again that Dorothy’s ambition is not something that needs to be or will be punished.
There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.
It worked for George W. Bush. Even Willis couldn’t have come up with a horror ending like the one that started with the Supreme Court and a crooked FL Sec of State with a boss who was the candidate’s brother!
—Just because somebody matures, doesn’t mean there’s not still some immaturity in them…
He’s maturing immaturely.
JOYCE WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
Best case scenario: adorable kittens.
Worst case scenario (at least for Joyce): penises.
She’s checking out a how to draw wangs tutorial.
Web Tutorial Vid Title: “Salacious Sketches with Sketchy Sal”. *(not Sal Walkerton)
Is the *( Sal walkerton) part of her name.
Sal: (Wearing a mustache) Ok, so after you draw the two ballsacks here, you have to move on to the foresk-
Walky: Hey, want a sandw-
Sal: GODDAMNIT
TWO ballsacks?
You mean you didn’t know they were divided internally?
She’s probably a pro by now. Maybe she’s posting some wangs on DeviantArt.
How To Draw Wanga
“Lynda On Dongs & Scrotums”
That’s your worst case scenario? Really? How dull. I want Joyce to be researching a mutagenic plague that destroys 99% of the population and turns the rest into church mouse choir boys.
I have an internet for you. To what address shall I send it?
*le math*
… So the world’s population will consist solely of 70 million church mouse boys?
Joyce is a supervillain indeed…
A gospel of church mice and/or a gospel of choir boys if you will.
Literally thought of those phrases at work today so thanks for giving me the opportunity to post that
She’s biting her lower lip. It’s penises. I guarantee it.
OBVIOUSLY it’s more dicks. Or butts. Because in the morning, all whiteboards will have Butts drawn on them!
The Whiteboard Butts Disease… Spreader
It’s called the E-Butta Virus.
Butts Disease is the biggest contagion this side of the internet.
Or dick and butts. BUTTS DISEASE IS FOREVER AND SO IS DINGDONG BANDIT GIRL
Then, the convergence… The Butt-Stuffer
It’s called “hot-dogging”
Slipshine. Joyce is doing research for her future as a porn lord.
Amazi-Girl Rule 34.
Hopefully NOT anything to keep her from falling asleep….
I’m pretty sure the answer is Slipshine Mouseboys.
Are you reading this, Willis?
Hey Joyce.
Whatcha lookin’ at?
You look like you’re having fun.
This
Well that was a risky click.
I was expecting them to be humping (YES, that’s on Youtube–fucking perverts)
Danny’s gonna have some fun days ahead.
I wonder what’s wrong with Danny.
Attracted to Ethan and likely thinking about it, doesn’t know how to deal with it.
He had “appropriate” boners with Amazi-Girl earlier and he thought his problems were solved, but now the “inappropriate” boners have returned with a vengeance.
I see a surprise threesome with Mike in his future.
“Okay, so here’s the timetable as we’ve figured out so far. So around 4 am–“
No no, that’s when he said he fucked my mom for a nickel.
with sensual massage lotion
Oh Danny boy! The pipes the pipes are calling.
I don’t think that’s a pipe.
You, Mr, win an internet today
Thank you.
And I think that was the first comment with which my new Gravitar is super appropriate.
No, I think that the plumbing in Clark is better than the plumbing in most of the older dorms at IU.
Don’t you mean the Pipes are Clean? (please someone get this)
Cabin Boy.
…And tomorrow’s just another day
And I don’t believe in
TIME!
You ain’t no friend of mine
Walky will be happy to know that Billy will nit be needing that spot.
But it’s still good that Walky has left a space (and a pillow) for her.
But if I’m reading the geography of the room correctly, he’s left open the side of the bed against the wall, meaning she would have to climb over him to get in. Can’t give him full marks.
No no no
That’s the point
the climbing
Aw, give Walky time to shuffle right a bit.
Well, that’s the side she was on before, right?
Well to go to bed she has to wake him up, and he can fuss over her then.
Looks like AG the only one getting a good night’s sleep tonight.
That’s Amber.
And people said that Danny was slow to catch on.
Don’t you mean Sal?
Nah, Sal’s too tall. Must be The Other Rachel.
That is clearly Galasso.
I’d say that Billie is sleeping soundly, but there’s a strong possibility she’s in middle of sexins right now.
This can’t be good. Joyce don’t do something stupid, please.
Its Dexter and Monkymaster epesodes. Relax already.
Nope. She has a roommate, and no headphones – can’t be anything with sound. Cartoons on mute are nowhere near as fun.
it says dexter in the tags, though… maybe there’s a comic, too??
she’s got that tiny cute little dexter plushie by her side, so really she (they?) could be watching anything
Joyce what is on that screen?…..Does it include what you have been drawing recently? Hmmm
Love the look on Amber’s face. I think that’s about the happiest we’ve seen her recently.
she finally got Donatello’s mask
Awww, a bunch of cookies for you!
or she’s dreaming she’s April in a slightly AU reality of the NickTurtle-verse where…well, let’s just say that Casey Jones isn’t in the picture and Donny’s Bo Staff ..
Okay, it’s too late for clever innuendo: she’s dreaming she’s getting banged by him.
She’s dreaming of electric turtle dicks.
or some weird Danny/Donetello hybrid having sex with her.
Dannytello?
Logic-me wants to say Joyce is watching Dexter and Monkeymaster.
Guttermind-me wants to say is pron.
Dexter & Monkey Master Rule 34.
It hast to be porn , its been how many years and she hasn’t seen any that kind of stuff up until know? She would haft to have a completely pure mind to not be a little bit curious.
I don’t think she would be able to tell the difference yet. That poor little head alien doll.
Joyce has become addicted to porn.
-1 INT, CHA, PER when suffering withdrawnal symptoms
Are you saying Joyce operates under the SPECIAL system?
Yup, which is strange considering everyone else seems to be governed by D20.
Porn gives her +1 END?
Shadowrun!
PER?
-ception. Stat that influences Notice, Listen, and Sense Motive skills.
PERfection. As Joyce is gradually sucked into the Shame Pits of the Lustwolves, she is losing PERfection points. She is also gaining PERception and PERsonability points, but those aren’t recorded the sames= way
This is so great, I love this strip.
And oh Danny, buddy, I’ve been there </3 Keep your head up, you're gonna be fine. (then again, you ARE still Danny, so who knows xD)
Aaand Danny icon is perfect
with an eye-roll and everything!
Wow, Book 4’s over already.
I guess it’s time for another Kickstarter to print Book 4. Although hopefully Willis will at least until next month so I can budget for it.
Probably not until the new year, going by previous kickstarter runs. You have time to save.
Also he TOTES hasn’t drawn my make-out commission yet!!
–er, I mean, he might be still moving
Since one of the characters from D & MM is beside her, I’m betting Joyce is watching an episode of the show.
Sorry to see Danny’s still having issues on which way his door swings. After a night passion with Amazing Amber he must be really confused if he’s still pondering the near miss with Ethan. Honestly hope he gets it all sorted out soon..
I’m totally with you on what Joyce is doing. Still unsure about the last part though.
Danny has yet to see one of those doors that opens in and out. Poor boy.
Poor Walky.
…who ya thinkin’ ’bout, Danny?…..
Sorry Walky but she found someone else.
Mr. Willis is an amazing artist. Adorable Joyce is adorable. Poor Walky.
I think that’s Danny’s “oh crap i got a boner thinking about Ethan” face.
Joyce…. Joyce sweetie what are you doing…. Joyce…. you’re looking at porn, aren’t you Joyce….
The internet is for porn why do you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE-CLICK
Walky is the cutest and best platonic brother thing to Billie!
I hope they can be more honest about how much they care about each other in the future.
So Walky has feelings for Billie now? Awkward!
Eh, I read his ‘feelings’ for Billie as more just platonic. I mean, it seems that he’s just worried about her, considering how weird she was acting before.
He mentioned feeling like a big brother towards Billie before, when talking to his actual biological sister.
Aren’t they the same age? So just “brother.”
I was quoting Walky, so age isn’t the factor, it’s what he says.
On the other hand, I double-checked – *he* never says “big”, just brother.
My prediction for the book 4 title: Does Anyone Have One of These “Strap-Ons” I Can Borrow? I’m Like a Size Six.
Oh gods, I hope so. ^^ Just so I can have a book with that title on my bookshelf.
See, ’cause I’m thinking “Oh, Just the Goddamned Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit.”
Compromise: Oh, just the Whiteboard Strap-On bandit!
sorry, Willis wanted an Amazi-Girl quote
Careful, Joyce, it’s a slippery slope. First, you’re looking up pictures of dicks as photo references. Next thing you know, you’re wearing a strap-on with a condom on your head
Its like looking into the future.
Too late.
Dammit, Willis. Now I need to buy your porns to figure out what Danny’s thinking.
Also, are your monthly bonus strips available without Patreon or can I catch up by becoming a super Patreon?
I think it might more be the bit directly before the porns, actually.
The first bonus strip is already pretty buried, and I don’t see a tag system or other convenient way to navigate the Facebook-style Creations page–you’ll have to pledge pretty soon to dig it up again =p (unless Willis links/reposts them)
I don’t think it’s porn Joyce is looking at.
She would look shocked and fascinated.
She is just plain old happy.
Agreed
Wow Danny is completely paralyzed was the sex that good?…I want some of what he had.
Tomorrow, they all end up in bed together.
All of them.
And then some.
Yes please tbh.
Joyce, I know that face. That’s the reading dirty fan-fiction face.
Gosh, how can all these people fall asleep with shirts on??? The collar lying close to my neck bothers me so much :p I might just be weird though.
I woke up at like 4 in the morning last night with a shirt on like “WHO DID THIS TO ME??”
I have the same issue. I can only stand sleeping in clothes when it’s a loose spaghetti strap top and like tiny shorts. Otherwise the neck is an issue and the legs of pants are an issue.
Yeah, the few times I’ve slept in more than underpants, I’ve found it to be hot, sticky, frictiony and just plain uncomfortable. I’ve only ever done it during sleepovers and the like, when it’s been too chilly and I haven’t had any other means to raise the temperature.
clothes on is pretty okay on a couch
I’m assuming Joyce is watching Dexter and Monkey Master on her computer
I’m assuming Joyce is reading Mask Or No Mask on her computer.
I think Joyce is reading fanfic.
So book 4 is already completed… good when is the kickstarter for it? 😀
Book 1: Funded 4 Jun 2012
Book 2: Funded 10 Jun 2013
Book 3: Funded 8 May 2014
give it a bit
ugh. I home Danny doesn’t have some crisis of identity now..
So.. what is Joyce looking up so late.. hehe.
Only 50% angst by character count. You’re slipping, Willis.
Also, this is the second final strip in a row where Joyce has had her Dexter doll in bed with her. (I personally suspect this gives a hint as to what she’s actually looking up).
Is Danny doing something under the sheets? Man, good arm placement Mr. Willis, sir. Ambiguous.
So…when’s Joyce going to start suffering from sleep deprivation?
It’s probably not realistic or healthy, but I’m kinda shipping a Danny/Ethan/Amber threesome now. Just so Danny, who I identify and project with most, can figure himself out. Also, amber’s dream indicates she might enjoy that.
Threesomes never solve anything.
unless they all turn out to be poly
I can think of at least one thing they handily solve.
You can solve that problem *handily* by yourself. You don’t need three pairs.
Thank you, Sarah icon! All I need is toys.
Walky is BREAKING my dang HEART
You guys who think Joyce is watching Monkey Master: if that was true, why would David draw it? It wouldn’t be noteworthy right now. I definitely think it’s something sexy, but maybe as simple as “guys with their shirts off” or “Ryan gosling” (very similar I know).
Compromise: Monkey Master rule 34.
Dexter & Monkey Master was my first thought – it’s not super noteworthy right now, but it might be to demonstrate that she (like Amber in panel 1) has experienced a load off of her mind/conscience after talking things out with Amazi-Girl and cleaning up the peens.
It also matches up nicely with the last strip from book three, in which she’s snuggling a Dexter doll. It could also – just speculating – be a set-up for her cartoon obsession expanding in coming storylines.
Why is Dan looking so uncomfortable? Is he thinking about, say, …. Ethan?
Headcanon: Danny has been lying like that ever since Amber left.
Headcannon: /o\==[]
You headcannon looks a lot like Joyce’s clumsier attempts.
You’re not the first person to suggest applying a canon to Danny’s head.
I probably could be, if I suggested it. But I’m assuming Willis has already applied a canon to Danny’s head, and that it reads something like “Danny’s head has been attached to his neck since his birth, although several escape attempts have been made. Before it became Danny’s head, it used to be a pole dancer. Its deepest fear is that Danny will somehow find this out. Danny’s head has an evil twin which is currently trapped in a parallell universe (no immediate threat, possible plot hook for dramatic finale).”
This. Is. Beautiful.
Oh dear, Joyce, what are you looking at? Especially for you to be making that kind of face.
Most likely, she got over her inhibition about lusting over topless Taylor Lautner, possibly Harry Styles
I knew a girl once who went from Born Again Christian to Slash Loving Atheist within a few years – although she wasn’t raised super Christian, the BAC thing was basically a really obnoxious phase.
What I’m saying is, I’m pretty sure Joyce is gonna discover slash fandom.
Yea, it’s called “college” in Indiana. Just about all my friends that I had in college had been super christian until college. Then they all went the complete religious opposite.
It’s obvious that Joyce is looking up that ‘anime’ thing she keeps hearing about.
That is the smile of an anime fan in the making.
Welcome, Joyce, to the weird and wonderful world of Internet porn.
I know what Joyce is watching! http://youtu.be/0E9dcu0xiok
Clearly on NETFLIX
ahhhhhh walky, it’s nice to see him so concerned but then it’s hard to see him so concerned at the same time
I wonder if Danny found the sex unfulfilling (unlikely, I know) and wants to be with Ethan instead.
Where’s Dorothy? I sant to see more of Dorothy!!! Also please don’t make her mistake Walky’s brotherly concern with Billie for something else, pretty please….
The path to porn doesn’t always begin with boobs and penises. It can sneak up on you, pretending to be something else, pretending to not be as serious or dirty. I can be girls fully clothed in provocative positions or men slowly taking their shirts off to show off their chiseles abs. Or it can be a fan fic that slowly turns from PG to become the author’s own experiment with NSFW material. It doesn’t matter what Joyce is looking at now, one day it will lead to porn.
All roads lead to porn.
Just what are you thinking about Danny?
Walky’s bed is too wide for a dorm bed.
I had to look up who jennifer was, I only knew her as billie.
What the hell? Billie’s first name is Jennifer? Everything I ever knew is a lie.
strip three: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/reputation/
I just realized that she comes from a rich family and her last name is BILLingsworth. I wonder if she has a relative with the last name Morebucks. Had to be done.
I find it more strange that he has her labeled by her full name in his phone. All my friend’s I have by their nicknames/handles/whatever I call them normally.
might be part of his maturity process
He’s the one who gave her the nickname.
…Looking ahead to the first two chapter titles of the next book on the Archive page.
“When Somebody Loved Me”
“Three’s a Crowd.”
Fasten your seatbelts and get out your tissues, folks. It’s gonna be a bumpy, tear-jerking ride.
Wonder if he can control error messages when you try to click past published posts (maybe something like “More Danny coming soon!”
These last two chapters have taught me that chapter titles are not clear indicators of emotional content.
Whereas I tend to think “If a story called ‘The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit’ can have this much pathos, how much worse (or better) are THOSE going to be?!”
PRECISELY ZERO
or, loads
“Up all night to get vengeance” OTOH, was practically a breather episode by DOA standards.
What I find to be a clear indicator of emotional content is whether the storyline was written by Willis. 🙂
Alan Lafond
Seriously, was Danny ‘loved’ so hard that he just couldn’t get out of bed?
I think he’s visualizing the other sexual encounter her might have had that day.
he DID have a three-some
One night down, another four more to go.
Clearly Joyce has discovered DMMA (Dexter and Monkey Master Abridged) by Squadron 128.
Aw man…I really hope history doesn’t repeat itself for Amber. It wouldn’t end well for anybody. It’s also nice to see Walky experiencing emotion above a 5th grade level.
Well it isnt really repeating itself, this time it would seem that her object of affection is bi.
I think what keeps Danny awake is him trying to decide if he is a Horrible Person for having sex with his kinda-sorta girlfriend. He doesn’t want to take advantage of her, and she was in a bit of a weird situation and…
Welcome to Danny’s world, where everything potentially makes you a Horrible Person.
Danny: Boner, what are you doing?!
Danny’s Boner: Assuming direct control!