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TWIST: It’s Blaine
Blaine: “I am your father, search your feelings, you know it is true”.
AG: “Die mutherfuck, DIE” *STARTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM*
Amber and Dina, Rick & Morty style.
Don’t you mean Mork and Mindy?
no.
He’s referring to this how on cartoon network/adult swim called Rick and Morty -> http://video.adultswim.com/rick-and-morty/
I just imagined Blaine getting beaten up with that one song from Office Space where they are beating that printer blaring in the background.
damn it feels good to be amazigirl?
“PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?”
Well, Blaine is one of two known people who’ve fucked Amber’s mom.
Blaine is best worst character
Unless you count Disney, then Cruella DeVille is the best worst character.
The correct answer is “anyone voiced/played by Tim Curry.”
Well now I want a live-action adaptation of DoA, with Blaine played by Tim Curry.
No, wouldn’t work. We’d be either fangirling or laughing our asses off instead of being scared.
Or angry. When’s the last time you wanted a Tim Curry character beaten like Blaine deserves to be? The rest of you, specifically, because I fuckin’ hated the doctor in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I did wish physical harm to G. Gordon Godfrey in Young Justice, although not quite as much as Blaine deserves.
Now I want to see Cruella DeVille played by Tim Curry.
yeah, I thought that too.
He could probably do it.
“It’s me, Amazi-Girl”
“Oh, son of a bongo!”
TWIST: it’s Joyce sleepwalking and expressing her unconscious dong-based thoughts
Glad I’m not the only one with that theory!
I thought that too!!!
I always knew the anti-Joyce would emerge at some point. Didn’t think it would be like this…
So did I, but I dismissed it because I thought it was to obvious.
Works with Ethan too.
Though I’m not sure if she’d know what a dingdong really looks like . . . do abstinence-only programs include diagrams other than cross-sections?
If it turns out it was Mike and he publicly (and loudly) admits it, I might make a shrine to Mike and not giving a @*#%.
That would mean that Mike’s spirit-animal is the Honey Badger.
No, a honey badger’s spirit animal is Mike
Mike might admit to it even if he didn’t do it. It would be, like, Street Cred +100.
The Whitebread Dickhole Bastard.
You thought it was Blaine…
BUT IT WAS REALLY I, DIO!!!
Two in a row with the Dio jokes.
I mean I can’t think of a SINGLE person who would do this! Not even ONE!
Right, obviously it’s an entire team of nefarious ding dong drawers. A Peen Team, if you will.
Or the Peen Posse.
The cock flock.
The Johnson family.
The Dick Clique.
The Dicksy Chicks.
They don’t have to be dudes.
The Wang Gang.
(Pssst… Dean: Try “The Wang Dang Doodlers”)
The Cock Crew
The Knob Cobblers
Wang Chung?
There are probably worse first supervillains…
The Ameaba boys come to mind.
Ten-Eyed Man, Condiment King, Pack Rat, Heinz Doofenshimrtz.
Calendar Man…
Crazy Quilt, Signal Man, Kite Man, Turner D Century.
Melt-Man, with the amazing ability to…. Melt(but not un-melt)
Misfire, Angry Archer, Professor Princess, Waspinator, Horri-Bull, Cy-Kill.
You forgot Needlenose, Octus, Legonis, Seizer, Robot Master, Spinister
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076191/
Clock King, The Carpenter, Stilt-Man, White Rabbit, Snow Flame, Lady Stilt-Man…
Dude, the Clock King is awesome….and don’t you diss on Snowflame.
Nobody insults Snowflame, The Ghost of Christmas!
You guys forgot the Walrus, Drago Wolf, The Box Ghost, Bling-Bling Boy, Stilt-Man, Jack Spicer, The Toiletnator, The Dirty Bubble, And Emperor Pilaf.
Jack Spicer kicked ass as a villain. Not because he was very good, but because he was so damn interesting
And of course, Professor Poopypants.
That was always my favorite book in the series, because it had that chart where you could convert your own name into… Poopyspeak, I guess?
I don’t recognize any of those names. So I have to ask, are all these names from the same thing, and if so, what was it?
Armless Tiger Man trumps ALL y’all above.
Sounds like a swell guy.
He’s a regular hard-throb. 😛
He must’ve some stiff competition.
Well I’ve got a bone to pick with him.
cum on guys, some of those aren’t even relevant.
I don’t know, I’d say they’re a head of their time
Well, he has balls, I will give him that.
Well I think he is just a dick.
Always be ready to be a hero. Never know when a weirdo with a permanent marker is on the loose.
I like Silver Age Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit, but I wasn’t a big fan of the gritty 90s WDB. The black leather cod piece was a bit much.
The Modern Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit has a really cool rebooted origin story, but all this armor llines and seams on his costume just don’t make sense to me. Also, I hate that they got rid of his trusty Dick-o-rangs.
Also they totally screwed over his sidekick Wang-Boy.
And his Boomer-Wangs…
And all those pouches!
The Golden Age Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit was also interesting, despite making only three appearances.
Yeah, someone really needs to get Liefeld off of that book.
The whiteboard ding dong bandit. Surely one of the most terrifying and sinister villians there ever was.
This is not how you play Ding-Dong-Ditch.
If this winds up with Mike wearing a costume, I will lose my mind.
Maybe if we both wish really hard.
Umm…Joyce, you know who did this. And Amazi-Girl, we all have one of those villains, I mean, Batman got the Condiment King and Ten-Eyed Man, Spidey got Stilt-Man etc.
Flash has his entire rogues gallery…
Well, except Mirror Master and Captain Cold. Those two have some serious potential.
Flash’s rogues are fun though.
Isn’t one of Flash’s rogues a colossal dick who travelled back in time for the sole purpose of ruining Flash’s life by making tiny changes in the time line to crush his spirit?
We don’t talk about Zoom.
Or… well, anything that’s come out of DC since 2010 or so.
We got through the NINETIES once (and then tried to forget it ever happened), and we can do it again.
Why don’t we talk about Zoom?
Keep in mind the majority of what I know about comics is fun pages /co/ posts, I do not have the patience to read this shit raw.
Because it’s terrible to bring back earnest and heroic characters you claim to have loved from your larval fandom days (pushing aside, in the process, ones that others have come to love since), and then loading them down with gratuitous GRIMDARK to show how much more mature your tastes are now.
If anything, those running things at DC seem to agree with a character who’s supposed to be a villain, that one can’t be heroic without a backstory full of gratuitous angst and tragedy. That no one would ever take up the mask and tights simply because they’re a good person and it’s the right thing to do.
Fie on that, I say. Not every character must or should be Batman.
That’s reasonable, but I thought he was screwing over Flash to screw over Flash and make him an ineffective hero? I guess it doesnt’ matter if it was done to give him an angsty backstory, I just assumed Flash ends the plotline righting the timeline.
Don’t know why they’re getting worked up, its just a ding dong…
It’s a permanent ding dong.
The medical trem is Priapism.
Even if it’s the world’s most permenant ding dong, I can’t imagine those tiny whiteboards are more than $5.
Permanent marker comes off when you rub a normal marker over it… It’s super easy. (Like your mom.)
Sounds like permanent boner syndrome to me.
…The witch is dead?
If I woke up and found a permanent wiener on my whiteboard I’d probably draw a face on it, give it a top hat and monacle and name it Mr. Peener. Then I’d go back to bed.
Eh, the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit is still a better villain than most villains in superhero comics…
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ASCII fail…
what happened here!?
It was suppose to be a bunch of laughing erect ASCII dicks but it turned out to be a total flop.
Don’t you mean a total floppy?
Your drawing got squeezed pretty bad.
Couldn’t keep it up huh?
Was this a LOL-peener?
PROTIP: ASCII art doesn’t work in HTML because whitespace gets collapsed.
T e s t
If this works,   works.
Whoops, I meant T e s t
The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit is a cooler supervillain than Blaine.
Does that mean that he only steals White Dingdongs?
They are easier to steal than all other Dingdongs.
They are easier to steal than all other Dingdongs.
Ah…I’m safe…
Does it matter if the dingdongs are pure white or have at least 1% whiteness in them?
Inquiring multiracials wish to know or they’ll never sleep.
But I thought they only make Chocolate Ding Dongs.
http://wee-eats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hostess_ding_dong.jpg
. . .apparently the knowledge of how to remove permanent markers from whiteboard is less well-known than I thought. (Just color over it with a dry erase marker, wait, and then wipe it off. Good as new.)
getting a migraine
try a dry erase marker
Try a google search.
Try Windex, it works on everything.
You should read yesterday’s comments then, there are many times more removing permanent markers from whiteboard tips than there are penises in the entire cast of the Walkyverse.
And they aren’t the same suggestion over and over. There are a few originals in there. I wrote one of them 😉
The best way to remove it is with fire, everybody knows that.
Or nuke’em from orbit.
No, no! Ya gotta use a chemical solvent! A blend of propex and engex. Seriously, I know from experience. Cross-Cut and I used to prank each other all the time by drawing Decepticon graffiti on each other’s whiteboards in permanent marker! Well, technically it was an advanced tablet computer, not a whiteboard, and we used lasers to scorch the surface lightly, but the same point applies!
Or fire at it with the fusion cannon you keep strapped to your arm.
So that is why you have one.
I thought it was because you didn’t have a concealed carry permit.
Megatron is all about open carry.
This kinda reminds me of the people who shout at movies in hopes that the people on the screen will listen to them.
You mean people who have fun?
I mean, I don’t like fun, so that’s actually not me, but still X3
Also hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol works immediately.
^ af
So, I guess Mike is way too obvious . . .
Yeah, I’m guessing that he could even be wearing a sandwich board saying “I drew penises with a permanent marker”
No, the only thing on the sandwich board would be a dong.
“Amazi-Girl, to find out where I’ve hidden the rest of the dongs you’ll have to solve my riddle. It’ll take a … stroke of genius.”
“If you’re really smart, I might give you a tip”.
“But if you keep at it for a short while, I’m sure it will come to you.”
(I was going to say it wouldn’t be long before it comes to her, but then I realized that it would be long.)
And even if you don’t have the genius, just keep stroking, you will get it eventually.
Yay, AmaziGirl is on the case! I hope she has a posse in mind to aid her.
It was you.
Normally you’re called a bandit when you take something, this is more a whiteboard dingdong vandal.
In fact they’re adding something. They’re the OPPOSITE of a bandit.
Oh, so he’s the dingdong donater?
ding dong donor has a better ring to it.
He’s an organ donor!
The boner donor?
We have a winner!
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Or should it be dong dong dong?
I’ll don’er my boner!
Calling Blaine a supervillain gives him too much credit. He’s just an abusive jerkwad.
Most supervillains are: Lex Luthor, Doctor Doom, Baron Zemo, Megatron. And worst of all, they all try to justify their villainy, in a way that soothes their egos.
You put me in the same catagory as mere fleshlings and Baron Zemo? You sir are going to get the business end of my fusion cannon!
You know, just as soon as I get it back from Brainstorm. He said he wanted to examine it for research purposes.
Brainstorm? I thought you surrendered that to Ultra Magnus as part of your parole.
… I knew it! You’re faking sincerity, all as part of a plan to rebuild the Decepticon Empire! Just like Baron Zemo would! :p
Nobody thinks they are bad in their own mind, every villain thinks they are the hero.
How is Doctor Doom a villain? The people on his planet love him. He’s done so much for them. Always trying to help others, he is. It’s that cursed Reed Richards that keeps interfering in other people’s affairs and wrecking other people’s stuff for selfish reasons like trying to impress his wife. Richards has invented so many things that would be useful and could change the world for the better, but he keeps them all for himself and his band of mischievous misfits.
And how is Lex Luthor a villain? When he doesn’t follow his obligations to hiis shareholders, he attempts to protect the world from an alien menace. (Not that said alien is necessarily evil, but he could destroy the entire planet by accident. It’s just a matter of time, really.)
It’s only people who neither want to be nor think they are a hero who become heroes.
> And how is Lex Luthor a villain? When he doesn’t follow his obligations to hiis shareholders, he attempts to protect the world from an alien menace. (Not that said alien is necessarily evil, but he could destroy the entire planet by accident. It’s just a matter of time, really.)
See also The Metropolitan Man.
If Luthor wanted to save the world, he would’ve done it ages ago. It’s just that his ego that gets in the way, that’s why he hated Superman because Supes stole his glory.
It’s only a matter of time before Superman goes the way of the Plutonian and becomes an invincible supervillan. Then we’ll need Lex, because he’s been planning for this day forever. Oh, and Batman has too.
You know, if Superman would’ve gone nuts and ruled the world, you’d think he’d done it ages ago…and not join a team of heroes who can kick his ass should he go rogue. If you think about it, the Justice League is check against every single superhero in the DCU….if they wrote them competently.
Uh, not hat I give a rat’s ass about shareholders, but spending what is legally their money on non-business expenses is pretty much the definition of not meeting his obligations to them.
Especially when those non-business expenses include trying to humiliate and kill a beloved hero, for patently bigoted reasons. And breaking the Joker out of Arkham Asylum. You know that your CEO is wasting your investment in the company when he’s spending that investment to bust the Joker out of a maximum security insane asylum.
We need Amazi-Girl!! Hurry put up the Cock signal!!
You want to call the Gamecock? (Yes folks, that’s a Captain America villain. Look it up.)
Hehe, Peeners.
Subpoena! Subpoena!
You think the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit is bad, wait until they find out about the Blackboard TnA Bandit.
Or the Litterbug…who litters bugs.
I thought he put bugs on litters of kittens.
That works too, I guess.
Or the Jitterbug, who gives bugs the jitters.
Reminds me of when I became known as the door tape bandit (not as much of a ring to it). Instead of keys, we inserted our university cards into slots in our doors to get into our dorms. So, one night, I went to every door in my hall and put multiple layers of clear tape over every slot. Then I hid a tiny camera in the corner at the end of the hall and watched the hilarity ensue.
Nobody found me out.
You sir, deserve an award for your prank.
That is epic win, right there. 😀
Wait, peener rhymes with Keener. (Dun dun da-dun)
I can imagine Dotty releasing a press-statement along the lines of “I tried permanent markers once but I didn’t inhale”.
Wait, she doesn’t just think Mike did it?
I’m surprised by her surprise, considering two people have already drawn a dick on her whiteboard.
Joyce always thinks the best of people.
I’m sure she’ll accuse every guy she knows soon enough.
Yeah, I actually find that a little suspicious, honestly. Like she actually did it herself in a sort of fugue state, came to at the end, and now she’s trying to deflect attention but doesn’t want to actually blame someone that didn’t do it.
I find Joyce suspicious too, for a different reason.
Isn’t she usually one of the early risers? Yet here she is, LAST to wake. What was she doing last night?
Staring blankly at the ceiling while pretending to sleep to see if Sarah used her vibrator?
‘SA PEENER
I can’t be the only one that thought about this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ding_Dong_Daddy
I can’t stop laughing.
This villain is just in this case. Cool XD
HAHAHAHAHAAA!
You win. That’s just brilliant.
Well the only way to be fair is clearly to draw Boobs on all the guy’s boards. Then again…Butts are always the classic choice.
Or Dickbutts.
That’s not really fair, you’d have to draw the lower ladyparts for it to be fair.
I considered that, but I’ve come to the conclusion that Vaginas just…aren’t funny enough.
just draw some googly eyes on each side and wham, bam, thank you clams.
Not funny enough? They’re all flappy and ridiculous!
uuuuugh carla is so tall my heart beats for her
Whoever is responsible for this must be feeling pretty cocky right now.
I wonder if Danny WilCOX has multiple dongs on his Whiteboard. 😀
Wait, why does she need to be Amazi-Girl to catch this one? This sounds like you just need some regular detective work.
It takes a private dick to catch a dick… 😀
Damn you for making this joke before me.
Because she’s compartmentalised herself into two separate personas, one with some traits, one with others. Girl be crazy.
Hey, it’s a start. Besides, You have friggin Sal as a nemesis.
Gonna take the outside bet here: Shiny imaginary nickel says it’s Joyce. 😉
Not so outside – lots of people are choosing this.
Someone needs to get to the bottom of this. Amber, as you have the best bottom of us all, you have been delegated.
Hey your lucky you didn’t get the red butt graffiti artist wait…don’t you need to steel something to be a bandit.
He’s stealing their precious, precious white space! On their doors! The FIEND.
I smell something suspicious. I wonder who the mysterious Dingdong bandit is. I’m guessing Malaya might be behind this, knowing it could be unpredictable.
momentarily considered the possibility that Joyce drew them all on a lust-driven mental breakdown, but then realized that she probably couldn’t draw a dick with the amount of detail seen on her whiteboard.
but hell, entertaining the idea that it WAS Joyce…. she seems stressed out & disheveled, which could indicate guilt. she’s also VERY eager to take attention away from herself by calling for an investigation.
HMMMMMM.
jealous of the freedom with which Sarah indulges her sexual needs & frustrated with the lack of physical contact with her boyfriend, Joyce, in a moment of weakness, tries to watch porn. the detailed image of a phallus breaks her brain, she freaks out, draws one on every whiteboard in the hall (???), & goes back to bed, haunted by the thought of what she’s done.
eh? eh????
The Dumbiverse version of anti-Joyce.
Mike. Duh.
Well Bluntman and Chronic have Cock Knocker,
Kickass has The Motherfucker,
Amazigirl now has…..the Dingdong Whiteboard Bandit. Maybe shorten that to: THE DINGDONG. Duh duh duuuuuuh!
psst.. mr willis, 1000k is one million, not one thousand.
Tags: “other rachel, rachel”
Hmm. If it’s “the other rachel,” that’d come after “rachel” and they’d be in a more sensible order. Worst that can happen then is something like “rachel, sal, the other rachel” which is barely a problem at all.
Other Rachel is alphabetically first
Exactly. “other” is before “rachel” but “the” would be AFTER “rachel.”
Ooh, please tell me Dickman is going to be a costumed villain as a foil to Amazi-Girl.
Not Dickman, The Phallacy!
Na naaaaa nanana nana na naaa na Cockamari Phallacy
It had to have been Joyce.
I actually like the idea of Dina being the culprit. Maybe she just misunderstood what she saw when Mike did it? Maybe Joyce yelling at her about evolution finally made her snap?
She’s just trying to fit in.
That makes a lot of sense. I still say there are multiple Dong-bandits, but I’m sure she is one of them (presumably she drew the one on her own door).
I like that this is now a detective story. Good old-fashioned whodunnit.
And Amber, not having a telephone booth handy, is busy donning her Amazi-Girl costume. Which she has already admitted to Dorothy is “mostly just a jumpsuit … Back zip.”
Now, I’ve helped enough women zip up their dresses, jackets, blouses, and what-have-you over the years to make me wonder — so who helps Amber with the back zipper on her costume?
Dina. Obviously.
She’s so good at it, Amber doesn’t even notice she is there.
(Although, Amber is more flexible than most, maybe she doesn’t need help.)
In the costume, she’s not Amber. And Amazi-Girl doesn’t need anyone else’s help to handle a mere zipper.
I’ve been a woman long enough to figure out how to zip my own damn zippers. It’s not difficult if you’re remotely flexible (which AG is), or if the garment isn’t skin tight (which the jumpsuit is not), or if the zipper is long.
Idk wouldn’t Joyce just assumed that Mike did it?
and by ‘assumed’ I mean ‘assume’ haa
Amber will be going against Mike… someone whose asshole talents could be considered a superpower in their own right… this cannot end well
Is Amazi-Girl still immune to criticism? ‘Cause that’d be really useful when facing Mike.
Yes, but Mike’s superpower is finding other people’s emotional weak spots. With Amber’s issues, could be her kryptonite.
not to mention Mike is smart, and he knows Amber, if he connects the dots between Amber and Amazi-girl… well he’s not going to be nice like Dorothy…
Of course if he doesn’t figure it out it will grant Danny more redemption
…Amber is one of the few people that can sort of very loosely be called Mike’s friends, though.
Not that this would deter him from directing his “wrath” at her, but wouldn’t he have had plenty of opportunities to do so before college?
Mike can have a field day with Ethan’s desire to get back into the closet because that’s a relatively new thing. Amazi-girl’s implied to have existed for longer than that.
So know that we have a panel where Amber is putting on the Amazi-Girl costume and making snarky comments about Amazi-Girl’s Rogues’ Gallery, can we take the meme about Amber not being Amazi-Girl and shove it out an airlock?
I’m thinking the whole crew of The Lost Light should post here. Well, after we find the ship.
It’s definitely something to do while stuck in a shuttlecraft or the Rodpod for solar cycles on end. I mean there’s only so many times you can sing drinking songs while sober, and we do need to keep Whirl occupied. A bored Whirl is a deadly Whirl.
Swerve, I didn’t know you’re a Prothean.
so this is totally going to be a book title isn’t it
Anybody notice how in the second panel rachel is staring directly into your soul?
Whiteboard DingDong Bagdit: – Let’s put a “Dick” in your fac… emm…op… I think this is a bad phrase.
XDDD
Joyce looks like she’s had a really hard night.
Just a severe case of bed-head. Couple of minutes with a brush and a comb and she’ll look better than ever.
A hard night DRAWING DONGS ON PEOPLES WHITEBOARDS perhaps? Hmmm? Hmmm?
it’s Dina.
After seeing the one drawn on Joyce’s door, she thought it was perfectly normal/very social
And I find myself Laughing at Amazi-gurl as a “batman” finds her “Joker”.
LOL Meh,…. I don’t know whether to hope the guy can take a punch or be depicted as a perv,…
and yet, NO ONE has mentioned “the Joker’s Boner” yet.
I’m amazed.
Is this how we introduce Ninja Rick?
For some reason, Willis getting frustrated by all the comments about removing permanent marker by using dry erase markers makes me giggle out loud.
Alt-text is wrong about Blaine. He’s a horrible super-villain, not a cool one.
In other news: Amber beating the crap out of Mike’s gonna be horrible. Because Mike knows everyone’s weakness & won’t shut up about it. There’s also the not un-slight possibility that Mike simply *knows* Amazi-Girl’s identity. And wouldn’t it be just like Mike if it turned out that he simply switched everyone’s whiteboard marker for a permanent marker? It would explain the differences in style.
How is the cape sewn into the back of the suit if the suit is back zip up
The cape is probably sewn onto one side & buttoned or clasped to the other side after zipping up.
It’s a trap! Someone wants AG to handle the case so that they can find out her secret identity. That she appears when the issue is limited to this wing will narrow it down.
But is it limited to this wing, or even just this building? Some things are constant across the globe:
• Fire is hot.
• Water is wet.
• If you drop something, it will fall.
• And, as Walky pointed out (and Sarah confirmed), if you put up a whiteboard people are going to draw dongs on it.
Ice and water vapor aren’t all that wet… 😀 😀 😀
Her Archenemy is Mike…who she bones in an alternate universe.
This makes IU a Ding Dong School. Oh wait, you have to be a senior citizen to get that joke. My bad.
Crap, my link didn’t work. Here it is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ding_Dong_School
I see what you did there.
Actually, glancing back at them….They’re all big, scary, erect penii, similar to the ones mike drew on her board, except for Dorothy’s door, which looks like the little one Sarah drew. My theory; The last time Mike drew the penis on her door, he used permanent marker. Joyce didn’t want to admit defeat by taking down the whiteboard, but she was afraid of what it might imply if she left it up, so she drew them on everybody’s boards, but when she got to Dorothy, she chickened out, because Dorothy is her bestie and she wuvs her. So Dorothy just got a little Sarah penis. Which is honestly a sentence I would not have seen myself typing a week ago.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/stamina/
But Mike used blue ink, not black.
True, but he also wasn’t using permanent marker at that point. My suggestion is that he came back after she erased it again.
THIS looks like a job for…
…the Vagina Bandit!
At any rate, anyone who has that name SHOULD go by the Vagina Bandit…
I know it is not the point but they can get rid of permanent marker with rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer.
my money’s on Walky on this one. or the gay dud which name I forgot.
man, being “the gay dude whose name i forgot” is exactly why ethan stays in the closet
Being a gay dud is even worse.
He prefers being that Jewish dude who’s name we forget.
I think he meant the guy who volunteered his gayness to Tony for no apparent reason. He never mentioned his name.
…Maybe work a bit on your acting, Joyce?
Throw everyone for a loop… It’s Mary.
I’m kind of amused at how, once Joyce and Amber show up, all the others just kind of disappear. Out of the way, secondary characters! Main characters coming through!
I know that I would just stand aside and listen to Joyce if she started an epic rant like that.
I hope to God it’s Mike as a costumed villain and this is the start of Amazi-Girl and Mike’s alter-ego being diametrically opposed to each other while having an emotionally conflicted romance.
permanent marker can be removed with windex
It could be worse you could have Divatox or Flurious or Master Xandred as your major villains. The Power Rangers can’t catch a break.
But. Don’t we all know it’s Mike already?
Also. Who is the blue eyed girl in glasses?
One of the Rachels I guess.
This bulk perma-dicking is too passive aggressive for Mike.
Mike is shamelessly in your face when he messes with you. Nothing passive about it. As seen with the erasable penis showdown with Joyce.
Which of course makes the Phantom Peener a bigger dick than Mike… er… metaphorically speaking of course.
I dunno, man. It’s Joyce’s reaction that I don’t get.
She saw Mike openly mess with her drawing penises non stop on her whiteboard. The next morning, those things are everywhere.
Why isn’t her first reaction to go after Mike?
That’s what I’d do, before even thinking it’s not his style.
So Amber wears clothes under her super suit? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
I guess it’s easier to change if she’s still wearing all of her clothes.
It’s easier to hide the short-sleeved T-shirt and PJ bottoms under the bulky jumpsuit with cape than the other way around.
Amber you have to admit that ding dong bandit is a way better concept than the original calculator XD XD
Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit.
That is probably the most beatiful supervillain name I ever heard.
Which is the real AmaziGirl? The one on the left? Or the one on the right?
You’ll never knoooow~
Joyce, your plan to help Billie feel less useless won’t work if she is not up to hear your exposition.
I just have binge read (is that a thing?) your whole comic (it took me the whoel afternoon), and it is amazing. My favorite characters so far are Walky and Sal. It is amazing and I will be reading it from now on. Great job!
Her super-villain’s weapon? A ball peener hammer.
The trick is to go over them with actual dry erase marker, and THEN try to erase them. It works. I would know, I did it all the time in 6th grade–