I’m not going to dig out a link, because the IW! site is a semi-functional mess and the comics themselves are huge spoilers, but there’s full-frontal Walky nudity in actual strips. It’s Walky! indeed.
I dunno, that seems a little too passive for Mike. From him I’d expect something a little more direct. Like quickly taking a photograph and posting it everywhere before Walky realises.
…Probably with a caption involving the words “Your mom” and “a nickel”.
Nah. This Mike is way more subtle than that. He’d just casually arrange for Walky to encounter Dorothy and parents in the corridor while Li’l Walky’s hangin’ out. Or his sister and Billie and their parents. Or Joyce and her parents. Or all of the above.
That scheme was forestalled by Joe’s warning, but he had a fallback plan in case of just that sort of random interference: As soon as Walky walked out the door, Mike called his parents up to the room. The whole Warner family is standing just out of panel staring at Walky.
This one guy at my college would shift his junk around in his pants so his balls were sticking out of the wasteband, but not anything else. Then he’d walk up and down the dorm hallway talking to his “friends,” named “Sodom & Gomorrah.” occasionally he’d ask if other people wanted to talk to his “friends,” and chase them down the hallway.
Once, he ran around the hallway naked except for a pair of bunny ears and bunny slippers, chasing/terrifying eve
Each unit is a mirror of the unit that it shares a half-bath with, including the orientation of the door, which always opens up against the wall, as is proper.
Uh, guys? Everyone’s assuming plausible deniability. Except the alt text makes it clear that, yes, we just saw Walky’s dick. Contain your enthusiasm/rage.
A penis tag isn’t funny. A nipple tag is funny, especially when there’s a penis in the comic. AND NOW I’VE EXPLAINED THE JOKE FROM THAT SHORTPACKED! AND IT IS RUINED
I don’t care how tall or buff they are, I would not simply close my door. I’d walk up to them and smack ’em in the back of the head!
Dang it, all that effort to avoid the word “big” yet I still said…Oh well, mistakes were made.
You know, in my dorm, guys regularly walked from their room to the showers totally naked. But this was Bible college, and Bible-college guys have a peculiar fascination with nudity.
Walky might not have *been* in his own room, indeed. The door slamming makes much more sense if this takes place in the *girls* hall. Joe’s presence does not contradict this explanation.
Oops, I forgot Dorothy denied Walky access to her room for the past few days. Which means Walky’s in the boys corridor. Which means at least two of his most sheltered dorm mates are terrified at the sight of another man’s willy. They’re probably Howard and a younger version of David Willis. (They both exist somewhere in the Dumbiverse, right?)
I think Dumbiverse David Willis is the original creator of the Head Alien comics that D&MM is based on, so he’d likely be considerably older than the DoA crew.
I gotta say I’d be perfectly happy if Howard never showed up in DoA. Maybe the accident that killed Ruth’s parents claimed Howard, too.
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Classy, Walky.
Classy, Willis.
Walsy, Clacky.
Skalwy, Wilslack.
Wally Ballsack
Clever girl
Poor Yusaku777, eaten by a raptor. So sad!
You gotta go, you gotta go.
Is that the new punishment for combo breaking?
I’ll have to revise my “go sit in the corner” rule…
For the last time, velociraptors were actually rather small and weren’t pack hunters.
Everyone has to die someday. But only a blessed few get to be eaten by a raptor.
How about eaten by Dina raptor?
I see what you did there Ack. And I hate you for it.
WHY IS THERE NO CRAZY BUS JOKE?!
Walky, we’ve all seen your junk. No need to hide.
really? where
Is that the one in Walky and Joyce when he wear glow in the dark condom?
Peeking out under his left hand in the last panel, for one thing.
1) It’s Walky, during the last week, he was being “rebuilt”.
2) Joyce & Walky, glow-in-the-dark condom.
3) Here.
I for one have not
Willis posted something on his DA a while back, and linked to it in the description of the comic.
There’s Walky full-frontal in actual IW! strips.
IW! ?
aha! DA rss feeds are uncensored – here: http://feedreader.com/myfeeds/add.html#url=http%3A%2F%2Fbackend.deviantart.com%2Frss.xml%3Ftype%3Ddeviation%26q%3Dby%253Aitswalky+sort%253Atime+meta%253Aall
Joe only likes to see his own.
I’m not sure about that, considering how often he hides it in women.
Point taken. Joe doesn’t like to see any.
So he prefers them behind him?
…there’s a disturbance here. Something I have not felt in a long time.
in your pants?
No, behind him.
He sorely feel that now.
Wait…are we talking about anal?
New gravatar face in the last panel.
Joe in panel 3 has the makings of a good gravatar too.
Is it really.
It is.
Didn’t we get a picture/glimpse of lil Walky some time ago already?
Really? the closest thing relating to walky and penises I was able to find was: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/snipped-2/
I’m not going to dig out a link, because the IW! site is a semi-functional mess and the comics themselves are huge spoilers, but there’s full-frontal Walky nudity in actual strips. It’s Walky! indeed.
Oh yeah, right at the end.
Does it still count there, what with the context?
Well, this had better not be why the chapter’s named what it is.
Seven internets for you, Bob. Yep.
I thought this was why it was named that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvM3ymUKrn8
This happened to me once, when I ran down the street to the baseball diamond.
We can’t see tits but we can see balls.
Damn you Willis.
I think that is just skin in general nothing more
I think it’s plausible deniability. Willis is a crafty one, he is.
Definitely plausible deniability.
I’m going to pretend that it’s a bit of his thigh, though.
Penises tend to be covored in aforementioned skin though. Can’t rule it out.
I think the alt text says it all…
It’s a map of the American Southwest?
It’s whatever’s down there that you least want to see.
It’s the Mike of Walky’s groin area.
We saw Sal’s boobs when she seduced the TA.
I’m not complaining.
Sheds a whole new light on the chapter title doesn’t it.
Close the Garage!
Be thankful it wasn’t Mike who noticed. I couldn’t even imagine where that would lead to.
I’m pretty sure Mike is the reason they don’t have a button anymore.
I wouldn’t put it past Mike.
Mike probably did notice. And didn’t tell Walky before he went out in the hall.
I dunno, that seems a little too passive for Mike. From him I’d expect something a little more direct. Like quickly taking a photograph and posting it everywhere before Walky realises.
…Probably with a caption involving the words “Your mom” and “a nickel”.
Nah. This Mike is way more subtle than that. He’d just casually arrange for Walky to encounter Dorothy and parents in the corridor while Li’l Walky’s hangin’ out. Or his sister and Billie and their parents. Or Joyce and her parents. Or all of the above.
That scheme was forestalled by Joe’s warning, but he had a fallback plan in case of just that sort of random interference: As soon as Walky walked out the door, Mike called his parents up to the room. The whole Warner family is standing just out of panel staring at Walky.
Or when Ethan see it….
This one guy at my college would shift his junk around in his pants so his balls were sticking out of the wasteband, but not anything else. Then he’d walk up and down the dorm hallway talking to his “friends,” named “Sodom & Gomorrah.” occasionally he’d ask if other people wanted to talk to his “friends,” and chase them down the hallway.
Once, he ran around the hallway naked except for a pair of bunny ears and bunny slippers, chasing/terrifying eve
Chasing and terrifying everybody until someone slammed a door on his junk.
This stopped it for about a month, but then he started again. it finally ended for good whens omeone took him aside and said,
“Dude, how would you feel if [professor he looked up to] ran around like this?”
It shamed him so much that he cleaned up his act.
How are you at that point in your life that you wanna run around with your nuts out, but still have shame.
Everybody can be shamed. You just have to find the right angle.
i am afraid to ask how you can get your junk slammed in a door without cooperating
Life find a way.
How the balls did he not get beaten up?
Ah the puns, they revitalize me…
At least there’s a soldier guarding the door
Settle down Joe, it’s just a penis, geeze.
Jealousy rears its ugly head, most likely because Walky’s is bigger than Joe’s little Joe.
Big Walky more like.
That might explain the grimace!
a) “just hangin’ out with my family” indeed;
b) Oh god, we’ve seen the whites of his eyes. All is doomed.
No! no Birdemic references…
I hear a mountain lion! I gotta get back to my house and you better get to your car!
Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation… FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!
*insert 5 minutes of clapping here*
srrpnns
I am just glad that /2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/jewels/ is 404 page not found.
That…that’s a finger sticking out in the last panel, right? RIGHT?!
I prefer to assume it’s a bit of thigh and that his hand’s covering everything else.
I prefer to assume it’s the tip of his penis.
My sources say ‘wang’.
It’s definitely his dong.
Absolutely his wing wong.
No way it’s a finger, though… those are all accounted for.
Could be the skin on his upper thigh.
As someone above mentioned: Alt-text holds a seeeeeeecret!
Pretty sure it’s Walky’s Lil’ Wankerton.
… this randomly assigned Gravatar was probably the best one for this situation.
The fifth panel: He bumps into Dotty’s parents.
The Sixth Panel:
Deborah: Oh wow! It’s even more impressive than I thought. Great job landing this one, Dotty.
The seventh panel:
Mike hands him a nickel and tells him to put it to good use.
The eighth panel: Walky gives the nickel to Deborah.
Panel 9
Damn you Yotomoe!
At least Dotty knows now that he gets along well with her mother… 😀
Yotomoe deliver!
I think whoever installed the doors has concealed a secret binary message within the flip-flopping doorknobs.
After the instalation they realized they didn’t make all the doors uniform but it would cost to much to fix it.
Each unit is a mirror of the unit that it shares a half-bath with, including the orientation of the door, which always opens up against the wall, as is proper.
But you guys knew that, right?
How did I know it would be Walky that was “hangin’ out”?
Oh right, he’s Walky…
He’s A dick HOUSE
He’s mighty mighty and lettin’ it all hang out.
Yeah, but that’s not news. House was always a dick.
Am I the only one who thinks that Joe is envious of Lil Walky?
Nope, Plas thinks so too.
^_^
Uh, guys? Everyone’s assuming plausible deniability. Except the alt text makes it clear that, yes, we just saw Walky’s dick. Contain your enthusiasm/rage.
Isn’t the first time.
To quote the great Adam Savage: “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
But penises frighten me!
That’s some Olympic-level height on those eyebrows, Walky.
Trying to break Joe’s record.
Willis will not stop until someone’s eyebrows reached orbit.
*Much Laughter*
Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh
1 internet for that video. I always laugh at that.
Am I the only who can’t understand how anyone could walk down a hallway like that and not realize your junk is hanging out?
One WOULD think the breeze would be a bit of a giveaway. Especially in what are presumably rather warm and snuggly pants.
It’d be a bit of a giveaway but the niceness of how the breeze feels on our balls would distract us from noticing. Mmmmmm…
Someone need to design trousers with better air flow.
I’ve seen far more penis in this series of comics than I do from the softcore comics I read.
I approve.
Quote: yes that tan area is what you think it is: Unquote.
Therefore: I think it is his big toe. But everyone is free to think it is his dick.
…I just cracked up at your comment considering your gravatar is Joyce. I’m half asleep and easily amused.
Not anymore it’s not! 😀
It’s even more appropriate now, what with carefully and specifically not thinking about dicks.
Well then, I think just saw Dotty’s favorite piece of carmel
The colour and position of the doorknob made this picture look *much* different at first glance.
+1
I can’t see it. What can’t I see?
Imagine that he had a very large erection pointing to his left, and the “tan patch” was just the base of the shaft.
In the immortal words of George Takei, “Oh Myyy.”
Why do they even make pajama pants that don’t button up in front?
LOOK I DON’T KNOW
especially don’t wear them with boxers that ALSO don’t button up in front
Two words: easy access. The ladies are in a hurry, you don’t wanna slow ’em down.
I now have an image of a sex-hungry Dorothy just shoving her hand into the easy access hole and accidentally ripping off ‘lil Walky. Thank you.
Deploy the lance! Ramming speed! All hands, prepare for impact!
I totally saw that door handle as part of his pants and thought DAYM.
No penis tag? Come on, Willis! You’re falling down on the job.
A penis tag isn’t funny. A nipple tag is funny, especially when there’s a penis in the comic. AND NOW I’VE EXPLAINED THE JOKE FROM THAT SHORTPACKED! AND IT IS RUINED
You’ve got a lot to answer for, Phillip.
His eyebrows shot right off his head.
I don’t care how tall or buff they are, I would not simply close my door. I’d walk up to them and smack ’em in the back of the head!
Dang it, all that effort to avoid the word “big” yet I still said…Oh well, mistakes were made.
You know, in my dorm, guys regularly walked from their room to the showers totally naked. But this was Bible college, and Bible-college guys have a peculiar fascination with nudity.
Huh. So that’s what a circumcised penis looks like.
Really? Cause I was just thinking “Well, Walky isn’t circumcised then, huh…”
Walky is definitely circumcised. He mentioned it in a previous comic to which kitschensyngk is alluding
Hey, we don’t know that. It is entirely possible that Walky has never seen his own penis. =P
Little Walky penis? How adorable!
So Joe is getting wonky over a Walky winky?
At least he doesn’t go all wonka about it.
You can see it in the last pannel XD
I just realized: Walky might not be in his own room… He might’ve just hopped into the nearest room!
Mary’s.
Walky might not have *been* in his own room, indeed. The door slamming makes much more sense if this takes place in the *girls* hall. Joe’s presence does not contradict this explanation.
Oops, I forgot Dorothy denied Walky access to her room for the past few days. Which means Walky’s in the boys corridor. Which means at least two of his most sheltered dorm mates are terrified at the sight of another man’s willy. They’re probably Howard and a younger version of David Willis. (They both exist somewhere in the Dumbiverse, right?)
I think Dumbiverse David Willis is the original creator of the Head Alien comics that D&MM is based on, so he’d likely be considerably older than the DoA crew.
I gotta say I’d be perfectly happy if Howard never showed up in DoA. Maybe the accident that killed Ruth’s parents claimed Howard, too.
Don’t be mean. I thought Howard was interesting enough (as interesting as Joyce, anyway).
@ John: That Dumbiverse Willis would have the same age as the main characters is not too much of a stretch. He appeared as Alex’s roommate in Roomies.
Keep it hanging on, Walky XD
And then he finds his parents waiting for him in his room!
Ah, youth, the halcyon days where you can still have things like shame that haven’t been driven out of you by time and experience!
I feel like Joe thinks Walky’s doing it on purpose…
As much as I’ve been enjoying this webcomic, I have to admit…it’s made me kinda depressed :c
Out of curiosity–why?
Mainly personal reasons. But for a public display, I’ll just say I can’t relate to any of these characters. And I guess that makes me sad ;A;
Walky, the cockblocker on your pants is malfunctioning. Talk to Danny. Maybe he can help you out. He’s an expert at this sort of thing.
At pants?
It took me stupidly long to figure out this comic.
Oh look, a Walky figure!
http://aftermidnightstudios.com/F-A-G-S/JustHangingOutFrontBackB.jpg
Am I the only person who’s kind of sad that Ruth’s family isn’t an option on the latest poll?
wow man… wow. there are no words. (yes, I’m sad too)
It’s Freshman Family Weekend, and she ain’t a freshman!
If only Ruth were a freshman, we could have us some zombie Lessick action.
Well, “family” includes more than biological parents.
Ruth? She’s definitely “family”.
I just started reading this comic two days ago and have been reading it from the beggining. Now I have caught up and I can finaly be included. Yaaaaay
Here is your certificate!
Don’t you receive me. There is no certificate
Poo, I meant deceive
he doesn’t want to recieve you, he’s a giver now bend over
Well, I have now seen the Walky Cocky. I am now prepared to kill myself.
Had to come back and check the final tally.
Did we really see Walky’s wang?
Nobody here seems to be aware of that NSFW version of Dorothy happily staring at Walky’s uncensored junk. It’s somewhere on Google images…
Oooopsieeeeee
Ah, the lesser spotted David Winkyton
…what, is my Gearbox hangin’ out or somethin’?
Haha, You can see the tip
I SAW PENIS.
When I saw Joe… at first I thought he’s Walky’s disapproving dad. O_o
Yes, even when I red “Dude!”. Somehow that didn’t faze me coming from his dad.