Pfft. Every true Walkyverse fan knows that Jason’s full name is ‘It Jason Chesterfield.
It was part of the pay-per-view comics for Joyce and Walky, but you had to pay twice as much as usual, and give your left kidney for this one.
Your non-link confuses me greatly. I want to push it. I want to push the woohoo, but I can’t. It taunts me. Now, at night, when I attempt to sleep, I will lay awake, staring at the ceiling, wondering, agonizing over the woohoo. Where did it go? What lay hidden beyond it’s mysterious portal? I. Must. KNOW!
Don’t hurt your fellow students.
Sal: Kicks a boy in the groin, pulls Ruth’s hair, smashes a
Girl’s glasses into her eyes, throttles another guy and rips out
Joyce’s femurs. AND SMASHES EVERY WINDOW ON THE FLOOR
WITH THEM.
Forreal! If that had happened to me I’d immediately either get rid of my hair entirely or just cut it really short.
It hurts just to imagine having a mullet for anywhere near that long :O
When I was in elementary school, they told us that the fire alarm spit indelible blue ink when pulled. So, if it was a real fire, then the puller would be marked a hero, but if it wasn’t, then everyone would know whom to blame.
I really wanted to test whether this was true, but I never quite pulled it, so I guess the story worked.
Don’t worry Billie, Ruth is just doing her job and not letting what happened between you two become a big public spectacle. By the way, my inner sadist thinks sad Billie is adorable. I just want to eat her up.
But actually a webcomic based solely around meaningful glances would be SO ARTSY. It would be difficult to make it consistently interesting and enjoyable but SO ARTSY
I don’t think Sal pays much attention to anyone. She goes pretty much where and when she wants, usually out windows. But, Ruthless just brings out the ‘do the opposite of what I demand’ in people like Sal. Ruthless brings out the ‘where can I hide urge’ in everybody else.
Agree with earlier poster, that hair has got to go. I like the long look. This particular style has to be Hell to get tucked into the motorcycle helmet.
Whatever you people do– DON’T pull the bright red, candy-like beckoning fire alarm lever of forbidden mystery. No matter how enticing and seductive it may be… just sitting there… aching, begging, pleading… oh! how it yearns to be set off so it may bring it’s song to the populace. Although doing so would be oh so fulfilling and perhaps bring you the peace and joy you’ve craved your entire lives, do NOT pull the fire alarm and release the most tantalizing wonders far beyond your imagination. This meeting is over.
And I for one disagree. I’ve harboured PSL for straight-hair Sal for 10-odd years now, and the curls just feel so wrong. (Also, I hate curly hair always, including my own.)
Oh, good job Potato! Now everyone’s gonna know that the big red button doesn’t actually do anything! I told you not to freaking push it! Pretty soon people are gonna start asking why we even have a big red button that doesn’t do anything. Thanks for making this awkward, dude!
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“DO NOT PULL THE LEVER”
*Sal pulls the lever*
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
*Sal goes out for Donuts.*
“DON’T JUMP THE SHARK”
*Sal harpoons it instead*
DON’T DO IT JASON!
*Sal does Jason.*
“DON’T PRESS THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON”
*Stimpy presses the button*
Don’t you mean “Don’t do Jason”?
In a manner of speaking.
Pfft. Every true Walkyverse fan knows that Jason’s full name is ‘It Jason Chesterfield.
It was part of the pay-per-view comics for Joyce and Walky, but you had to pay twice as much as usual, and give your left kidney for this one.
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
*blows up room* What room?
FLUNK YOUR MATH CLASS!
Straight As.
JUST BE GOOD!
Became the world’s greatest villain.
DO UNTO OTHERS
*Sal stays in her room all day*
Save the world from Aliens!
Tries to blow up a country with a magic tree branch.
DON’T DO ANYTHING I TELL YOU!
*obeys perfectly*
Wait.
USE THE DOOR!
DON’T PULL THE DRAMA TAG!
*Drama tag pulled*
What? *Whistles innocently*
Thus, a new community meme is born.
AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T BE LIKE WALKY!
Sal: Where do ah find Dexter and the Monkey Master on DVD?
ROFL^
Isn’t your name Carol?
YOU’RE NOT HER SUPERVISOR!
DON’T RUN IN THE HALL
*Sal whooshes through on a motorcycle*
DON’T RUN WITH SCISSORS.
*Sal whooshes through on a motorcycle while holding a pair of scissors*
ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX.
*Four weeks later, Sal notices that she missed a period*
Mongoose Wins.
The battle may have been won but the war is not over y
WOOHOO!
Your non-link confuses me greatly. I want to push it. I want to push the woohoo, but I can’t. It taunts me. Now, at night, when I attempt to sleep, I will lay awake, staring at the ceiling, wondering, agonizing over the woohoo. Where did it go? What lay hidden beyond it’s mysterious portal? I. Must. KNOW!
WHAT MYSTERIES LAY BEYOND PLASMA’S WOOHOO?!?
It wasn’t a non-link when I posted it, it was a Youtube of Homer going Woohoo!
I have no idea why the link disappeared.
Technically she wasn’t running.
No, but the motorcycle was.
Don’t use the lords name in vain
Sal: Aw, Goddamnit.
Don’t hurt your fellow students.
Sal: Kicks a boy in the groin, pulls Ruth’s hair, smashes a
Girl’s glasses into her eyes, throttles another guy and rips out
Joyce’s femurs. AND SMASHES EVERY WINDOW ON THE FLOOR
WITH THEM.
What is this critters four?
Well, technically, that’s not running…
*Sal whooshes through, holding scissors, running on top of a motorcycle that is also holding scissors*
NOT *THAT* LEVER!
(Why do even *have* that lever?)
By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense!
Comic relief.
Kuzco actually proved that point when the wrong lever was pulled. Yzma just needed a better bodyguard.
Kronk was the best bodyguard. It’s just that he wound up protecting Kuzco.
Kronk is love, kronk is tolerance
Just gonna spend the rest of the day missing Eartha Kitt’s voice acting now.
Which I am happy about, I swear, ignore my avatar.
At least she didn’t hit the “Blow-Up-The-Engine” button!
WRONG LEVEEERRRRRRRR
And Wally had to go outside again, ruining his cartooning again
Walky, on the other hand, was perfectly fine with it.
Well, yeah. It was already killed for him.
Stupid autocorrect
Oh, Billie. You know she appreciates it.
Or maybe you don’t or she doesn’t because emotional issues or whatever. But really it was the best choice!
I totally know that feeling, Sal. You can’t make me; I’ll do what I want!
What a Cartmanism
How is it possible for Billie to look vurnerable?
I wanna hug Panel 2 Billie so hard!
I wanna hug ever Billie ever.
Everyone wants to hug Billie.
But I wanna hug her even harder then usual!
I want to wear her like a flesh apron.
It puts the lotion on its skin.
Right with ya there, buddy.
(I’m right there with JBO, NOT Thor, in case it’s unclear to anyone. I totally want to hug Billie and cheer her up!)
Mirrie! Morring Mugs!
I think Ruth might want to too, but she has an image to maintain.
I’m betting someone in the dorm going to be like “Hey, I bet you 100 bucks you can’t pull a fire alarm.”
And Sal will be 100 bucks richer.
And someone will be short a LOT of Ramen Noodles
Oh, stop scowling Billie. She’s acknowledging what you did.
Oh the irony of my avatar.
That’s fine I get that all the time too.
WHY ARE YOU TWO YELLING AT EACH OTHER!!!
It’s how they show affection.
That and taking booze from each other.
And violence.
Your avatars should kiss. NOW KISS!
So much shouting!
Fear the army of shouting Billies!
They are no match for the shouting Ruths!
I hope Billie recognizes the significant fact that Ruth knows perfectly well who pulled the fire alarm, but did *not* turn her in.
All the avatars in this conversation just make it so, so beautiful!
I’m getting a strange feeling that Sal is very susceptible to reverse psychology.
Sal is probably just ridiculously easy to manipulate.
HEY SAL, BETCHA CAN’T GIVE ME $20!
Sal: Ah’ll Show yew!
HEY SAL, BETCHA CAN’T COOK A GOURMET MEAL FOR ME!
HEY SAL, BETCHA YOU WON’T GO OUT WITH ME!
HEY SAL, BETCHA YOU WON’T DO ME.
HEY SAL, BETCHA CAN’T JUMP OVER THE MOON!
HEY SAL, BETCHA CAN’T SMASH A CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE ON YOUR FOREHEAD!
*makes Billie cough up a $20* (http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/05-saturdays-all-right-for-slighting/money/)
Sal: *returns the next day from the forest with a herd of bucks on leashes* Might’ve got 21.
Sal, don’t pass your math test.
That is a look of “I know why you did it and thank you, but seriously, don’t fucking do it again.”
Okay, Sal, I can’t handle bad hair and ridiculous immaturity, please pick one.
Why can’t we have both?
*cue fiesta celebration withAizat being heralded as a hero*
Her natural hair isn’t “bad” (though you’re free not to like it).
Her hair is the best hair, you’re just jealous.
My hair curls aftera certain length, a length I work hard to prevent it ever getting to. So no, not jelous. Horrified.
You’re just mad cuz your hair ain’t this Beautifro.
Nah, I’m mad because my mom thought it was SO cute I was stuck with a mullet for about a decade.
…that would totally justify you refusing to even have hair. Just lasering it right off your scalp.
Forreal! If that had happened to me I’d immediately either get rid of my hair entirely or just cut it really short.
It hurts just to imagine having a mullet for anywhere near that long :O
*Sal picks both and starts wearing annoying t-shirts too*
When I was in elementary school, they told us that the fire alarm spit indelible blue ink when pulled. So, if it was a real fire, then the puller would be marked a hero, but if it wasn’t, then everyone would know whom to blame.
I really wanted to test whether this was true, but I never quite pulled it, so I guess the story worked.
He has the great blue stain! He shall be marked a hero for all to remember!
Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s how school officials talk.
If they do, it might be a good idea to change schools.
I’m sure that elementary school kids could talk like that.
His name shall be remembered through all of history! We shall write songs in his honor!
You’re such a rebel Sal.
A rebel without a cause?
She has a cause.
Rebellion.
She has a cause: Catholic boarding school.
A rebel without a pause.
Next she won’t tie her shoes and pin kick me signs on the R.A.!
Look out, we got a badass over here.
Am I the only one here who read the line in panel 4 like”It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not.”?
“Oh hai Walky.”
*raises hand*
I did naht pull the fire alarm, i did NAAAHT!
Don’t worry Billie, Ruth is just doing her job and not letting what happened between you two become a big public spectacle. By the way, my inner sadist thinks sad Billie is adorable. I just want to eat her up.
Literally or figuratively?
The one that involves her not being dead at the end. Though she might suffer a “little death” or two.
Ahh… the ‘petite mort’. Gotta love how poetic that phrase is!
Your inner cannibal?
Spread the word, cheerleaders are people.
Eat the cheerleader, eat the world.
Cheerleaders are friends, not food!
But actually a webcomic based solely around meaningful glances would be SO ARTSY. It would be difficult to make it consistently interesting and enjoyable but SO ARTSY
You’d have to be super into it to follow the plot.
If “stuffed shirts” are Ruth’s bosses, doesn’t that make Billie Ruth’s boss?
They aren’t so much stuffed in there as restrained. Begging for release. On Ruth’s face preferably.
Umm that’s much dirtier sounding than I intended.
That your avatar is Ruth pushes that to a whole ‘nother level.
How dirty were you intending boobs on the face to be?
Unless their line of work puts them in contact with something like soot, grease or raw sewage, a daily shower should suffice.
“Stuffed,” not “stacked.”
I don’t think Sal pays much attention to anyone. She goes pretty much where and when she wants, usually out windows. But, Ruthless just brings out the ‘do the opposite of what I demand’ in people like Sal. Ruthless brings out the ‘where can I hide urge’ in everybody else.
Agree with earlier poster, that hair has got to go. I like the long look. This particular style has to be Hell to get tucked into the motorcycle helmet.
Ruth- what have you done!?
Much better than meaningful glances: the musical.
^ That.
I imagine a musical about meaningful glances would have lines explaining what each glance means.
“This angry facial expression fully expresses my desire to punch you in the face!”
Totally, 100% off-topic, and probably nobody cares, but I was at a friend’s show down in Detroit tonight and Don Was was there!
I didn’t _meet_ him, but I got a friendly nod from him as we walked past each other!
Don freaking Was!
(Sorry, I’m really into music, and that close encounter still has me buzzing, an hour and a half later!)
…to try to tie it in to the comic… do you think Dina enjoys this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk?
Yeah, it’s a cheesy pop tune, but maybe the incredibly tenuous connection to dinosaurs would catch her attention?
I mean, yeah, the word “dinosaur” is all over the song, but it’s not really about them… but maybe Dina would enjoy it anyway?
I can’t tell if panel two or panel four is my favorite. Billie’s expression! But oh, man, Sal’s hair. Both are so, so great.
Is Sal ever going back to her normal hair? It’s so much better. D:
Whatever you people do– DON’T pull the bright red, candy-like beckoning fire alarm lever of forbidden mystery. No matter how enticing and seductive it may be… just sitting there… aching, begging, pleading… oh! how it yearns to be set off so it may bring it’s song to the populace. Although doing so would be oh so fulfilling and perhaps bring you the peace and joy you’ve craved your entire lives, do NOT pull the fire alarm and release the most tantalizing wonders far beyond your imagination. This meeting is over.
Contrary to what others above me have been posting, I for one love Sal’s new hair-do; curls get my motor revvin’, if you know what I mean.
I definitely agree. The new hair makes Sal look 76.5% more awesome than before.
And I for one disagree. I’ve harboured PSL for straight-hair Sal for 10-odd years now, and the curls just feel so wrong. (Also, I hate curly hair always, including my own.)
jesus, i want to pet her hair and let her frick me hard against a wall.
Actually, I love both! Sal just looks hot — curly or straight. You can’t do anything to her that makes her look less than a 9.5 on a scale of 10.
DO NOT PUSH THE RED BUTTON. THE BIG, RED, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!
This big red candy-like button? That I pushed 20 minutes ago? Oops.
Oh, good job Potato! Now everyone’s gonna know that the big red button doesn’t actually do anything! I told you not to freaking push it! Pretty soon people are gonna start asking why we even have a big red button that doesn’t do anything. Thanks for making this awkward, dude!
PANEL TWO: Ruth, how can you say no to those big puppy dog eyes?
Is…is Ruth wearing a TNG uniform?
I hope she is. I would be so happy.
Keep Sal away from these meetings,unless you want complete chaos,and all you have to do is send her to the math room