Don’t know much about History.
Don’t know much Biology.
Don’t know much about the Science book.
Don’t know much about the French I took.
But I do know that I love you,
and I know that 1 + 1 makes 2.
Oh what a wonderful world this would be.
But…She’s already doing it to him, and he either owes her one ‘lest he will have to get a tattoo on his ‘arse’ that says “Property of Sal Walkerton” if he doesn’t find his pie-assed wanker balls soon.
Not necessarily. There’d probably be at least one classroom where the kids ganged up on the teacher and took the gun from them. And the teacher’s clothes. Not because they wanted them or anything, just to leave them tied up in their underwear in a classroom with a badly-spelled note saying “School is for losers!” on the chalkboard.
Yeah, that’s part of their authority as well. If someone does something bad, they shoot the student, and then bring the corpse out for every class after that, as an example.
at any high school in America, the only thing keeping the students from harassing the teachers or killing them is human decency. there are far more students than teachers, and if they decided to riot, the results would look like an Iranian revolution.
Congratulations. You just described the situation for America in general. There aren’t enough police or soldiers to keep the populace from rioting. People just don’t because they A. tend to not realize that the system only works because we let it, and B. don’t want to be one of the ones that dies taking down the ones with more guns. Which is why I propose C. Go after the assholes who think they “own” the people with all those guns (law enforcement and the military) just because they have more money, and put -them- at the bottom. 😀
Sal’s not actually doing anything at the moment. It appears that he’s willingly let her ‘drag’ him to his office just to give him the opportunity to one-up her by pointing out it’s already full after she wasted the trip. With the frequent jab at how uncivilized she is along the way.
If anything, he’s been taking this as an excuse to mock her.
Yeah, all that stuff like Dina being suspected to have a mental disorder because of her quirks, Sarah being treated with disdain for calling the cops on her roommate and Joyce being drugged. Hijinks!
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Good come back Jason. Sassy.
He’s always been a sasshouse.
So now they have to go back to Sal’s room …
Cue drunk Billie.
You do not have to cue drunk Billie. Billie knows what her fans want and refuses to break character.
All drunk, all the time.
“Billies knows what her fans want”… then why isn’t she having naked licky time with Ruth or Sal? Or both?
Because you always leave them wanting more!
Ruth and Sal are not as savvy to the whims of fans.
I’m not saying they are, but can you see them both at the same time right now?
I still think Jason is co-operating with this WAY to much for it be actually against his will.
Don’t know much about History.
Don’t know much Biology.
Don’t know much about the Science book.
Don’t know much about the French I took.
But I do know that I love you,
and I know that 1 + 1 makes 2.
Oh what a wonderful world this would be.
Oh I love that song
Sal was lucky to get that loner gig when she did.
Loner gigs are easy. It’s just that the loner biker rebel gigs are taken.
I hear the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise is hiring.
Magic the Gathering is always opening for positions.
Then it turns out the other teacher assumes Jason is acting out a teacher/student fantasy. Awkward.
Called it.
Well It’s your fault for not signing up for it as soon as it became available, Jason. Don’t take it out on Sal just cuz you missed your chance.
But…She’s already doing it to him, and he either owes her one ‘lest he will have to get a tattoo on his ‘arse’ that says “Property of Sal Walkerton” if he doesn’t find his pie-assed wanker balls soon.
Well, there’s always an opening for deadpan snarkers.
I dunno. We’ve kinda got a surplus of those.
Well, you can never have enough snarkers.
We could start a Snarker team
But who would be team captain?
Obviously who ever snarked the most about how lame team captains are is the most qualified to be snarker captain.
This is the competition for snarker captain, not hipster captain.
I feel like this competition is destined to end in bloodshed.
Bloodshed? Ooh, ooh, pick me.
Yeah, when teachers say they’re only available during office hours, they mean it. They’ll enforce it with a shotgun if need be.
They’ll teach you to respect their athoritah.
Man, could you imagine if teachers were authorized to use shotguns in a classroom? You’d have a lot fewer students speaking out of turn, I bet.
Not necessarily. There’d probably be at least one classroom where the kids ganged up on the teacher and took the gun from them. And the teacher’s clothes. Not because they wanted them or anything, just to leave them tied up in their underwear in a classroom with a badly-spelled note saying “School is for losers!” on the chalkboard.
Aaah, kindergarteners.
If the students (or professors for that matter) are anything like I remember of my college days; there would be a lot fewer students, period.
Yeah, that’s part of their authority as well. If someone does something bad, they shoot the student, and then bring the corpse out for every class after that, as an example.
Please be Faz,Please be Faz,Please be Faz,Please be Faz,Please be Faz.
Oh God! NO!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
at any high school in America, the only thing keeping the students from harassing the teachers or killing them is human decency. there are far more students than teachers, and if they decided to riot, the results would look like an Iranian revolution.
Congratulations. You just described the situation for America in general. There aren’t enough police or soldiers to keep the populace from rioting. People just don’t because they A. tend to not realize that the system only works because we let it, and B. don’t want to be one of the ones that dies taking down the ones with more guns. Which is why I propose C. Go after the assholes who think they “own” the people with all those guns (law enforcement and the military) just because they have more money, and put -them- at the bottom. 😀
I think this is exactly how Sal would say “high-falutin’.”
Um, I also need tutoring. How do I get this Gravatar thing to work? I dunno if I’m doing it right.
I prefer “hye-phallooten”.
Hyphen-looting.
*takes your hyphens*
Well, I called “Maths” but from the wrong character. Dang it.
I guess Sal is going to get away with this BS under the “WACKY HIJINKS!!!!!11!!!@!” clause of the setting.
Sal’s not actually doing anything at the moment. It appears that he’s willingly let her ‘drag’ him to his office just to give him the opportunity to one-up her by pointing out it’s already full after she wasted the trip. With the frequent jab at how uncivilized she is along the way.
If anything, he’s been taking this as an excuse to mock her.
Like + 1
Yeah, all that stuff like Dina being suspected to have a mental disorder because of her quirks, Sarah being treated with disdain for calling the cops on her roommate and Joyce being drugged. Hijinks!
MAN ALIVE!!!!! Do I LOVE these two or what?!!!!
I’m lucky to even share an office with two others as an adjunct professor. At the other college I teach at, I don’t even GET an office.
There are dictionaries that include “high-falutin'”? I demand that you name them for me.
Get a room, you two.
…oh, wait.
sals actually really cute when shes not scowling…
also, I am now imagining a gang of bikers in sweater vests. this pleases me greatly
And now I ship them.
i’m callin it, these two are goin to the bone zone
Cue JasonXSal hanky-panky scene NOW!