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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com ⋅ 10h

why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: A GUY behind the wheel of a car. He squints. A speech bubble comes from an earbud in his ear.
GUY: Huh that's weird.
VO: What's up?

PANEL 2: The GUY looks baffled.
GUY: Oh, everyone outside is flipping me off and booing?
GUY: I'm just a normal guy, going to work!

PANEL 3: A shot of the car from the outside at a stop sign. It's got a big middle finger on the top, and a huge sign on top of it that says FUCK EVERYONE WHO IS NOT ME! A GUY ON THE SIDEWALKis giving it a thumbs down.

PANEL 4: The GUY, crying.
GUY: Why are they being so mean to me?!

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social ⋅ 3h

A three panel meme based on Lord of the rings.

The first panel features Gimley with the text “me remembering the global war, terror” over his head, and the bottom text reading, “I never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with a war criminal”

The second pet panel features Legolas. There is a trans pride flag emoji over his head labeled as “Bill Kristol” in the bottom text reads “we shall defend trans people and liberal democracy to our last breath.”

The third panel returns to Gimli with the bottom text reading, “JFC this is weird”

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h

I hope that's pronounced like Beyonce

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h

I respect "what inspired you to become a cartoonist" followed by a panel exemplifying the worst example of cartooning, just a solid block of unillustrated text, as a bit

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Bi King Gent @thesnarkygent.bsky.social ⋅ 2h

Seriously, I'm getting kinda pissed off that "sassy biting comment" is so far the only form of punishment these judges will ever give these utter bastards

Boasberg: OK, so I will hear from you from noon tomorrow—and I will memorialize this in a written order, since my oral orders apparently don't carry much weight

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h

Transformers Age of the Oh Shit The World Is On Fire

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h

that's right i'm a t. rex call me captain volcano

I guess we do know what their names are: Light Long (giraffe), Hydrophant (elephant), Captain Volca (T-rex), Leafback (triceratops) takaratomymall.jp/shop/c/cTFwi...

Wild King Light Long, a yellow/brown giraffe that turns into a humanoid robot wielding a pickaxe.

Wild King Hydrophant, a blue elephant that turns into a humanoid robot wielding a hatchet(?).

Wild King Captain Volca, a red T-rex that turns into a humanoid robot (who does not appear to come with a weapon?).

Wild King Leafback, a green triceratops that turns into a humanoid robot (who does not appear to come with a weapon?).

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h

IF THIS IS "SATISFYING PAINT" THEN HOW COME AT THE LAST SECOND THE LOWER EYELID IS PAINTED WRONG??????? huh??????

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h

today in #9chickweedlane i learned absolutely nothing because the order of word balloons is too ambiguous to make sense of what's going on

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h

Dumbing of Age: "Gotcher" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

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Gotcher

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h

stay on target

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h

Luann Creator Wrestling With How To Address Terrorist Crisis

What is your favorite meme/Onion headline about your profession?

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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

Exclusive: NIH officials have advised scientists to remove reference to mRNA vaccines from their grant applications, in expectation the Trump administration intends to abandon most research in the field. By @arthurallen202.bsky.social kffhealthnews.org/news/article...

header image - Scientists Say NIH Officials Told Them To Scrub mRNA References on Grants - KFF Health News

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Scientists Say NIH Officials Told Them To Scrub mRNA References on Grants - KFF Health News
Two senior scientists say National Institutes of Health officials advised them to remove references to mRNA vaccines in grant applications, and they fear the Trump administration will abandon a promis...

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

(march 10, 2026)

a distressed dorothy and a jocelyne in a coffee shop

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New York Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

Opinion | Liberals say Trump has replace our democracy a fascist autocracy. They are wrong: he has replaced our republic with a fascist autocracy.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

Calvin's Dad shouting to Calvin:
-Hey Calvin! Guess what time it is!
Why? What time is it?
-It's a very SPECIAL time!
Oh boy oh boy! What time is it?
-Do you REALLY want to know
Yes yes! Tell me! Tell me! Quick! Please! Yes!
-IT'S LOSS TIME! OH BOY!

Calvin lies flat on the ground, completing the Loss pattern

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

Oh, I'm sorry, blind guy, you weren't a person, you were just a *lesson*.

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

ALL-purpose flour? I doubt that. Will it paint my house? Do my taxes?

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

www.ebay.com/itm/23600774... hey get titans return fastlane and that diecast rodimus prime head guy out of my house

header image - Transformers Titans Return Chaos On Velocitron Fastlane and Rodimus Prime, loose | eBay

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

wait how in heck does Peter recognize Moses and Elijah on sight does he assume anybody with bushy white beards must be Moses and/or Elijah

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

Ahh, that third decade where Luann was on cocaine.

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

Either the worst fortune cookie ever, or the most deeply metaphorical.

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Arren @arrenm.bsky.social ⋅ 2d

apparently, 9 days is the standard reading time bsky.app/profile/arre...

oh shit, should I not have read 4200 strips in 9 days??? @damnyouwillis.bsky.social

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Emily LaMont @tenebrousgallant.bsky.social ⋅ 2d

Hey anyone following me: go read this comic. I read the whole thing in 9 days and only regret that I'm out of comic now.

Dumbing of Age: "Social goal" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics

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Social goal

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

I dunno, Mrs Halftrack, it's a turtleneck

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Posslart [haha whoops guess my handle is broken] @handle.invalid ⋅ 1d

Every Friday night, I have an alarm, DWTHYWYMFG. It's made my life a good deal more centered to have more Carla energy on a Friday night.

David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

demonstrating how dorothy is drawn in 2020 vs 2025, for a tumblr response www.tumblr.com/dumbingofage...

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Nintendo Metro @nintendometro.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

A diorama of Wet-Dry World, from the 'Super Mario 64' Complete Clear Guide Book.

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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com ⋅ 1d

Fucking astonishing how low these numbers are. If you're in the 75% who say they don't know any trans people, you do, they just don't trust you enough to be out to them.

Percentage who know a transgender person by country www.tumblr.com/mapsontheweb... href.li?https://www....

World map showing percentage of people who say they have acquaintances or personal friends/families who are transgender wording the question is some people dress and like to live as one sex so they were born another for instance someone who's considered male at Birth may find they are actually female and some are female at Birth may find they are actually male and dresses and lives as a man how familiar at all are you with people like this choose as many responses as apply.

World map with large blocks of the world being no data that's most of Africa of the South Africa 41% of people are familiar with the transgender person pretty high numbers in Latin America with Brazil has the highest in the world at 59% and in Mexico also a majority of people know someone transgender

In the USA the percentage is 38 and Canada 34

28% in Australia and India 47% in Malaysia in Europe in the countries where there is data of variety of percentages mostly in the teens in and 20s

The high for Europe is turkey with 30%

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d

In the immortal words of Johnny Five: "Oh no! Nova!"