Well, when you are the law, you’re above the law, this is true.
Ruth, there is a point where you become an irredeemable asshole. You’ve seen the late girl in the halls before. You’ve probably BEEN that late girl. Try to not to make her even later just because you’re bored, hey?
And Billie, shouldn’t you have letters on that shirt, or am I way too far gone to notice you had them there? I know you stole it back from Ruth using Splinter Cell tactics, but still- I don’t think you have the D R A G O N S locked in your drawer, ready for you to take them out and stroke them and croon “my preeeeeeecious…”
I’ve seen that position in just about every movie of the “alt” variety. Now I just have to find a luscious female with “huge tracts of land” (though really, any size will do, as long as it’s fully paid for!) to twist into such a configuration. The last attempt resulted in the reply “Do I look like a contortionist??”
This strip reminds me of that one wherein Sal and Walky are hanging out on the couch, and Sal pokes him the face, because Eh. Anyone know where that one is?
Looks like something my RA from freshman year woulda done.
He didn’t give a crap what we did, so long as we didn’t cause property destruction or steal or crap like that. He even joined us for drinking in a random dorm room every now and then. Best RA ever.
So, is the point of this to see how long it takes before someone calls the cops on Ruth? Because someone needs to call the cops on Ruth. She is completely out of control, and won’t stop abusing people until someone makes her stop.
This has actually happened to me. My friend tripped me as I passed and I did a face plant and came up with a bleeding nose and cut lip. Missed class entirely. I think it was two weeks before I began speaking to my friend again.
Suffice it to say, any sympathy I’ve felt for Ruth is gone.
Wow. Ruth has gone from actively goading her charges into attacking and stealing their personal items to sharing a beer (albeit after breaking into their apartment) and only occasionally raining a casual kind of abuse down on their heads. I think its cute to see the way her relationship with her kismesis is evolving.
It’s girls-dropping-on-their-head week here at Dumbing of Age!! Tune in tomorrow for the thrilling climax, where Dorothy, Dina, and Amber trip and fall simultaneously out a third story window, bounce off their skulls, do a flip, and land in totem pole formation!
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She’s actually referring to Jesus that’s in Math Class. He’s grown quite impatient.
“Blessed are the weak… Cursed are the tardy.”
“And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to be tardy for class.”
Why did I hear this with Samuel L. Jackson’s voice …? XD
Who’s the cat who won’t cop out
When there’s danger all about?
Samuel Jackson needs to play Jesus in a movie. I’d watch that every day.
I’m tired of these mutherlovin’ snakes! In this mutherlovin’ Eden!
But mothers would not exist yet. Then again, neither would Samuel L Jackson.
Counterproposal: Samuel L Jackson as God the Father; Will Smith as Jesus. Morgan Freeman as the voice of the Holy Spirit, of course.
SO MUCH YES!
And Halle Berry as the first nude bimbo we gotta see in that movie! And all the trees are pine trees so there are no leaf cover-ups for Halle!
Saying “bimbo” is just rude.
Ah, yes, Jesus Crap. He was valedictorian, you know.
I’ll bet Jesus crap smells heavenly
It’s gold and smells like frankenscence.
Wow, openly drinking out in the hall. She’s got balls. Probably stored somewhere from the guy she ripped them off.
I think that’s coca cola.
silly Leorale! Canadians cant ingest Coca-cola…for some…reason…gimme a break its finals week and im tired
Canadian’s can’t ingest Coke cuz it’s not Dry enough.
Get it!?
I do.
I get the joke.
I approve of your avatar.
Because it attracts polar bears and dammit, that’s a real problem in Churchill, Manitoba!!
Doing Coke is MUCH worse than simply drinking.
You got that WAY backwards.
Definitely a soda bottle. It’s a plastic bottle not a glass one.
3 bumps on the bottom and that kind of neck are not glass beer bottles.
Of course no reason that some whiskey couldn’t have been added to the cola.
see i thought it was a bottle of code red
Well, when you are the law, you’re above the law, this is true.
Ruth, there is a point where you become an irredeemable asshole. You’ve seen the late girl in the halls before. You’ve probably BEEN that late girl. Try to not to make her even later just because you’re bored, hey?
And Billie, shouldn’t you have letters on that shirt, or am I way too far gone to notice you had them there? I know you stole it back from Ruth using Splinter Cell tactics, but still- I don’t think you have the D R A G O N S locked in your drawer, ready for you to take them out and stroke them and croon “my preeeeeeecious…”
Ok, that went to a weird place.
Pretty sure that’s not the same shirt. She stole her cheer-leading outfit, not a shirt.
All I could say is”Holy Shit”
Goodness, that must be an uncomfortable position for Billie…
Especially with her huge……tracts of land.
I’ve seen that position in just about every movie of the “alt” variety. Now I just have to find a luscious female with “huge tracts of land” (though really, any size will do, as long as it’s fully paid for!) to twist into such a configuration. The last attempt resulted in the reply “Do I look like a contortionist??”
I bet Jesus Crap got picked on when he went to school, his face must be red from having to turn the other cheek so much.
I hope he has a lot of room back there.
There’s a subtle but terrible difference between being the Messiah and just being Messier.
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
Yea, and Mark Messier doesn’t take crap from anyone.
Maybe it’s red because Mary and Jo gave him too much *water* if you know what I mean…
This strip reminds me of that one wherein Sal and Walky are hanging out on the couch, and Sal pokes him the face, because Eh. Anyone know where that one is?
Somewhere deep in the Joyce & Walky archive. And by deep in the I mean “I’m too lazy to search through the”
April 14, 2007.
There it is. Thanks!
Billie in the last panel… that actually looks really comfortable. I might try sleeping like that tonight.
This was the last post Bekah made with a functioning spine
I did that once. Hell of a neck pain.
Who needs spines? Spines are for the weak.
So, spineless is a sign of strength?
Chickens have spines. Think about it.
And hentai tentacle monsters don’t. Think About That!
And this conversation just went from spines to tentacle hentai in a span of 19 minutes. Think about that!
…I’ll be in my bunk.
Thanks for ruining a nice conversation, Plaz.
I miss when Plaz’s gravitar would lead to the drama button. this conversation coulda’ used one right then.
You’re welcome.
I have inserted the Drama Button to my link.
Ahhhh I pressed it a bunch and now I need a nap. Best present ever.
Donk! -9999 to Bekah’s argument. 😀
I am an expert at removing spines.
Who need spines when you have femurs?
Don’t. You’ll wake up with a hell of a neck pain.
Aw, I was hoping for a Joyce trifecta. She was in today’s Roomies and Shortpacked. 🙂
For Ruth, this counts as foreplay.
She likes it rough, I gather?
Are you really surprised by that fact?
Not really. I thought she likes it rough when she’s buzzed or something.
They may fight, but the sex is great.
“But”? Try “therefore”
If this is Ruth’s idea of entertainment, I can’t understand why she doesn’t have more friends.
for real. She’s a slapstick dynamo.
But Ruth is a tsundere and everyone knows how popular tsunderes are.
And then, Ruth was recruited by NERV to pilot an Evangelion
Well her dad is dead and parental issues are basically required so…. confirmed?
Besides, she already has the red hair…
Looks like something my RA from freshman year woulda done.
He didn’t give a crap what we did, so long as we didn’t cause property destruction or steal or crap like that. He even joined us for drinking in a random dorm room every now and then. Best RA ever.
If she is already late why is she running? Is it because she wants to be late and tired?
She’s running because it’s really hard to trip a walking person?
Hmmm… No. In fact, I can even be tripped while standing completely still. I’m pretty sure I’ve even been tripped while sitting down.
But then, I am something of a klutz… >_<
Trip.
Crash.
She must actually have a chance of making it on-time-ish. I never bothered if I was gonna be more than 10 minutes late
Now kiss.
Now make out. Make out, dammit.
Ruth looks kinda scrawny in comparison to Billie
Which is weird because their relationship dynamic is practically the opposite of that
So, is the point of this to see how long it takes before someone calls the cops on Ruth? Because someone needs to call the cops on Ruth. She is completely out of control, and won’t stop abusing people until someone makes her stop.
This has actually happened to me. My friend tripped me as I passed and I did a face plant and came up with a bleeding nose and cut lip. Missed class entirely. I think it was two weeks before I began speaking to my friend again.
Suffice it to say, any sympathy I’ve felt for Ruth is gone.
Ya know, none of the RA’s in my colleges could do any of this sh*%.
They were lucky to get people to listen to them.
I guess they should have broken the law & assaulted people more often.
Wow. Ruth has gone from actively goading her charges into attacking and stealing their personal items to sharing a beer (albeit after breaking into their apartment) and only occasionally raining a casual kind of abuse down on their heads. I think its cute to see the way her relationship with her kismesis is evolving.
if this was in Japan, Billie would have toast in her mouth.
I’m just gonna go ahead and ship these two.
Now redraw the last panel, but with Hawkeye in place of Billy.
It’s girls-dropping-on-their-head week here at Dumbing of Age!! Tune in tomorrow for the thrilling climax, where Dorothy, Dina, and Amber trip and fall simultaneously out a third story window, bounce off their skulls, do a flip, and land in totem pole formation!
I would read the heck out of that
Meanwhile, in Shortpacked!…
Awsome
This just made the crap out of my birthday!
Popular culture has really warped me when I think this is a form of flirting : /
Are you kidding? This is the kindest Ruth has ever been to Billie! It’s practically a marriage proposal!
They really need to get a room.
One of these days there both going to get drunk and there let out every last bit of sexual frustration out
And that’s how Billie became paralyzed…