Yeah, I forgot just which fanbase I was commenting to there for a second. I’d say there’s even odds on there already being at least one Dorothy-on-Danny Brutal Strap-On Humiliation fanfic, if not fan art, out there somewhere. 😛
Dumbverse Mike is in a much weaker position to ruin people’s lives, than old Mike’s brilliantly perfect way we love Mike for (besides maybe buying Walky those sweet jeans).
I mean old Mike was pretty much the same most of the time, topping at Your Mum and a Nickel jokes.
I really hate Mike as a character. He’s one note and just…flat. He’s not funny, or interesting. He’s just…annoying. I find mike strips just leave me feeling…bored.
Concurred. Even when he got development in SP it felt tacked on to an unrealistic character.
It pisses me off that all the other characters get the third degree if they do anything even slightly mean but Mike tops the poll of most popular characters (After Dina, universal Waifu) having done nothing in DoA but be a huge dillhole.
I mean I understand if it is a vote for potential of where he could go in the future (i.e you’d like to see more) but honestly I hope it is either somewhere different and interesting or on a bus out of the story. I love DoA’s on going development of the character and their relationships and anytime Mike appears it feels like the comic has been wasted when something pertinent to the characters could have been shown.
Also pisses me off he never suffers for his dickery. Joe is built like a brick shithouse and has a full head of height on Mike. Unless he’s a total pacifist Joe should have left Mike as a blond smear on the wall after Mike attacked him.
Heh, I ADORE Mike, but I agree with you on that last part. The double-standard of violence on men has always pissed me off and Joe didn’t need to take that crap. I love Mike, but, yeah, Joe really should’ve retaliated in self-defense and left Mike a smear on the wall, as you say.
At least he burned Joyce pretty badly the next day. Damn, I just hate that double standard.
I actually see Mike as a good guy of sorts… I mean, so far every time he’s gotten involved, he’s mostly just forced people to be honest. The main exception is when he was hired by Joyce. But even then I sort of doubt his punches were very serious. Joe seemed mostly annoyed, not hurt, by the attacks.
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Maybe he’s half-hoping they will get it on so he gets to listen to banging.
he just wants to be closer to the door, he loves that door you guys
Because that door was made from Mahogany…. Mahooogany.
From Melchior 7.
WHERE THE TREES ARE 300 FEET TALL AND BREATHE FIRE!!!
FROM THESE TREES THAT DOOR WAS FORGED OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO, USING ANCIENT BLOOD RITUALS OF THE MALCHIOR PEOPLE!
Not only does this make that door nigh indestructible, but it can BEND THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF!
Also, it’s a very fine material. Very expensive!
Maaaaaaaahogany.
…they should probably talk about that “meaningless fun” thing.
“Oh Walky!”
“Oh Amazi-Girl!”
Not sure if THAT ship is ready to be launched yet.
HMPH! Not with that attitude!
Although, judging from that last panel, I think the S.S. Walky/Door is ready to launch.
It will be called S.S. Doorky.
S. S. Doorkey.
In Shipping Inc. the ships are always ready to launch!
I don’t even wanna think about walky and Amazi-girl getting it on. For one thing she’s his sister, I mean eew.
You get a special trophy. Congrats.
But she….. Oh I see what you did tharrrrrrrr!!!
Mike is Walky’s sister!? Duuuude spoilers…..
For one, Walky and Amber would be awkward for both Dorothy and Danny.
For another, I HAVE PROOF THAT AMBER IS AMAZIGIRL!!!!!!!!
I can’t tell if everyone missed the joke or not.
Yeah it’s been slightly peeving me, but people are having fun.
Wait…so, Amazi-Girl is Mike?!?
I guess the secret’s out mike and joe are both the same person and is bth Amazigirl and Walky’s sister
Wait! so are they sal’s sister too or are they also secretly sal.
You’re not a T-1000 Walky and even if you were, you cannot ooze your way through a door with no gaps.
Terminator 2 would have been an even better movie if the T-1000 were made out of caramel.
Concession sales would have soared.
If only Skynet thought to send the C-1000 to kill John Conner with Type 2 diabetes.
So, they send Wilford Brimley?
I’m suddenly imagining T2 with Jimmy Smits instead of Robert Patrick.
I know that was a joke, but I find it really hard to disagree. Hmmm. This is a sticky situation.
Mike Uses Troll. It’s Super-Effective!
Mike isn’t JUST saying that ’cause he’s a jerk. That’s a bonus reason.
He’s saying it because he’s a jerk. He thought it in the first place because it’s true.
Mike weaponizes truth.
Truth hurt, so Mike use it to pummel people until they are on the floor in fetal position sobbing and shivering.
WALKY! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ARE LISTENING TO THEIR ROOM LIKE THAT! YOU HAVE TO USE A GLASS CUP!!!!
things that you can do with a glass cup… Go!
1. Two girls…
…. and a glass of Vodka.
…a good masturbation job.
Ex-sex is the best sex!
Ex-sex is like cocktail. It’s a mix of pleasure, guilt, happiness, confusion, awkwardness and regret all put inside and shaken, not stirred.
Exactly.
… what a rush!
Ex-sex is usually 500% hotter than sex with the same person was when you were still together.
Of course, it also tends to be 1000% as emotionally damaging, so you kind of have to take your lumps (ha ha ha ha ha) with that one.
Insecurity Button, ho!
Ho button, ho!
Santa Button, HO HO HO!
Simpsons button, Hoooooooooo(mer
Ed McMahon button: Heyooo!!!
Peggy Hill button, HOyeah!
Thundercats button, HO!
Randy Savage button, HOO Yeaaah!
Frank Miller button, whore!
Tony Harris spotting a Cheetara cosplayer button, Thundercat Whooooore!!!
Why does everyone think Danny and Dorothy are doing it in there? I’m imagining something more…….sinister in mind.
Because everytime two ex are arguing in a closed room they will always ended up planning to rule the world together.
Somehow, I don’t think Danny would make a good Pinky.
After a quick look at Least I Could Do, I’m guessing the idea carries and they are doing anal.
From what little we’ve seen of the dynamic of their relationship, the only way they’re doing anal is if Danny is bottom.
Get that image out of your head.
His head? how about YOUR head?!
That image amuses me greatly, I just hope she have enough KY Jelly on hand.
There’s not enough KY in the world for what she’s got planned.
Yeah, I forgot just which fanbase I was commenting to there for a second. I’d say there’s even odds on there already being at least one Dorothy-on-Danny Brutal Strap-On Humiliation fanfic, if not fan art, out there somewhere. 😛
Which way does that door open?
It’s the BACK DOOR. It could go either way!
Inwards. …yeah I don’t know either.
the most painful one.
God, if that guy lived in my residence, toying with people’s lives like that, he would have lost a lot of teeth.
Knowing Mike, he will use those teeth loss for his own advantage.
more nickels for your mom from the toothfairy!
Then Walky heard the loud banging sound and a moan. In anger he opens the door and see….
Loud, moan-filled banging!
Sometimes being a jerk is all we have to fall back on.
What if?
Man, Walky is a puss.
Mike sowing the seeds of doubt. If Walky and Dorothy make it through this they might be meant for each other after all.
If possible, I think Dumbverse Mike may be a bigger asshole than walkyverse Mike.
I don’t remember him actively sabotaging anyone’s relationship.
he’s more of a passive asshole.
He seemed pretty determined to destroy Ethan and Amber’s friendship, if that counts.
Well, he tried pretty hard to destroy his *own* romantic relationship with Dina, but to be fair that was pretty justified.
And he tried the same with himself and Amber too, come to think of it.
Dumbverse Mike is in a much weaker position to ruin people’s lives, than old Mike’s brilliantly perfect way we love Mike for (besides maybe buying Walky those sweet jeans).
I mean old Mike was pretty much the same most of the time, topping at Your Mum and a Nickel jokes.
I really hate Mike as a character. He’s one note and just…flat. He’s not funny, or interesting. He’s just…annoying. I find mike strips just leave me feeling…bored.
Concurred. Even when he got development in SP it felt tacked on to an unrealistic character.
It pisses me off that all the other characters get the third degree if they do anything even slightly mean but Mike tops the poll of most popular characters (After Dina, universal Waifu) having done nothing in DoA but be a huge dillhole.
I mean I understand if it is a vote for potential of where he could go in the future (i.e you’d like to see more) but honestly I hope it is either somewhere different and interesting or on a bus out of the story. I love DoA’s on going development of the character and their relationships and anytime Mike appears it feels like the comic has been wasted when something pertinent to the characters could have been shown.
Also pisses me off he never suffers for his dickery. Joe is built like a brick shithouse and has a full head of height on Mike. Unless he’s a total pacifist Joe should have left Mike as a blond smear on the wall after Mike attacked him.
Heh, I ADORE Mike, but I agree with you on that last part. The double-standard of violence on men has always pissed me off and Joe didn’t need to take that crap. I love Mike, but, yeah, Joe really should’ve retaliated in self-defense and left Mike a smear on the wall, as you say.
At least he burned Joyce pretty badly the next day. Damn, I just hate that double standard.
Something tells me there will be more to Mike than it is now.
I actually see Mike as a good guy of sorts… I mean, so far every time he’s gotten involved, he’s mostly just forced people to be honest. The main exception is when he was hired by Joyce. But even then I sort of doubt his punches were very serious. Joe seemed mostly annoyed, not hurt, by the attacks.
Does anyone else think Mike looks like Johnny Bravo?
He notices, almost a year later…
This was posted on my 27th birthday! I feel special. 😀