That’s be J.K. Simmons – J. Jonah Jameson in the original Spiderman trilogy, that guy in the State Farm insurance commercials, and – currently my favorite – Tenzin in the The Legend of Korra.
Why must hanky-panky always be the only darn thing we ever think about? This makes me mad! I don’t want your hanky-panky! What am I supposed to do with this? I’ll tell you what, I’m going to get my engineers to invent combustible hanky-panky, and then I’m going to burn your house down!
Joyce it’s what humans are wired to do. Reproduce. And You need to update your gaydar, Raytheon makes one that uses cutting edge software, cost 20 million dollars and does not work.
If Inner Joyce could be heard, she’d add to what Joyce said in the second panel: “I’m scared as shepherds about dealing with this all of this adult world sexuality and I need the real world to play along! C’mon!
“Hey ya’all, doncha recognise when someone needs some air?” Sal gasped as Joyce’s body slumped to the ground. Falling to her knees, Sal gently took Joyce’s petite head in her leather gloved hands, bringing her mouth close to her mouth, ready to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Joyce began to stir at the smell of the cigarettes, but played along, waiting to feel the rough blow of air through her lips. Sensing the change in the young girl’s breathing, Sal promptly dropped Joyce’s head and sighed. “Hurry up… I have someplace special I want to take you…” Joyce smiled.
When moral/ethical soapboxing is a big part of who you think you are, and maintaining a sense of ‘purity’ counts toward such, the importance of accountability is something you never realize matters. Really hard to develop enough strength of character to live up to anything you ‘stand for’, especially when you have delusions of simply not being guilty of anything bad counts for jack shit. Unblemished hands have a lot in common with mammary glands on a fish.
I think it’s interesting that Dorothy’s ashamed of her budding relationship (if you want to call it that). Sure, Walky can be a dork, but if she’s happy with him nothing else should matter.
Unless she’s afraid Sal will beat her silly for any possible harm coming to her brother?
Also, Mr. Willis, your character development is great.
Dorothy’s ashamed of the idea of being in a serious relationship. remember, she’s only here for the class credits.
Also, in panel 2 she’s trying to be technically accurate. Presuming she’s interpreting “diddling” to mean what I think she is, she actually hasn’t yet.
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I read panel three in Arin Hanson’s voice. It’s amazing.
I read it in Hank Hill’s voice. Less so.
DAMN IT! That’s the only thing I’ll ever hear from now on.
I read it in cave johnson’s voice.
I disagree, that’s fantastic! 😀
After I read these comments, I read that panel in Arin’s voice if he was doing a Hank Hill impression.
I heard it in William H. Macy’s voice.
Then I read it again and heard it in Ned Flanders’ voice.
I can’t say which tickled me more.
That’s awesome. I just came from watching some Sonic ’06 Grumps.
MY BRUTHA
Upon re-read, it sounded like Cave Johnson to me. Whose VA I can’t remember at the moment, sadly.
That’s be J.K. Simmons – J. Jonah Jameson in the original Spiderman trilogy, that guy in the State Farm insurance commercials, and – currently my favorite – Tenzin in the The Legend of Korra.
You mean the great J.K. Simmons?
The great and powerful J.K. Simmons.
Why must hanky-panky always be the only darn thing we ever think about? This makes me mad! I don’t want your hanky-panky! What am I supposed to do with this? I’ll tell you what, I’m going to get my engineers to invent combustible hanky-panky, and then I’m going to burn your house down!
With the hanky-panky!
That sounded like some terrifying mixture of Hank Hill and Cave Johnson. No doubt Dale and GLaDOS have something to do with this…..
Now I’ve got “Burnin’ Down the House” and every Barry White song I know playing in my head. It’s kinda painful…
Joyce needs to get laid and Ethan needs to run like heck!
Ethan needs to get laid and Joyce needs to run like heck.
As long as no one runs so fast or so far they end up IN heck.
Pretty sure the Flash is the only one who can do that.
Well… there is a town south of Lansing named…
hehe I live a bit south from hell! I still remember 2006
They both need to get laid while running like heck.
Slam, bam, on the lam.
Don’t you mean wham bam right in her clam? Or I guess his man clam if our homosexual homie hankiess to be on the panky end of his humpings.
Oh! Slam bam on the lamb. Well as long as the lord is Joyce’s shepard…
Your gravatar…
I approve.
Heck needs to get laid and Joyce needs to run like Ethan.
Cant’t they just split the difference and both get laid and then both run like heck in horror for what they’ve done?
He’s giving her a lady-boner.
Pants To Be Darkened.
Film at eleven?
Are you asking someone to shap that or something?
Ship+Fap=Shap?
Joyce it’s what humans are wired to do. Reproduce. And You need to update your gaydar, Raytheon makes one that uses cutting edge software, cost 20 million dollars and does not work.
Maybe she can just get a patch update?
She could put the patch on her pants.
(this could be drawn by darkening her pants somewhere)
The patch cost an additional 80 million dollars.
If Inner Joyce could be heard, she’d add to what Joyce said in the second panel: “I’m scared as shepherds about dealing with this all of this adult world sexuality and I need the real world to play along! C’mon!
*THIRD panel, third.
Something sounds like a wet sponge hitting the floor.
PANTS TO BE DARKENED!
But she’s wearing pants!
Why wouldn’t she be wearing pants?
Bah, why would you?
You know who else sounds like a wet sponge hitting the floor?
MY MOM! …wait…
Spongebob Squarepants after tripping?
Only if he’s on dry land.
Well, varyingly. (Fire goes out.)
Hitler?
Front Back Front again Sal just has her hands all over Jason.
It’s almost as if he’s co-operating.
Joyce then collapsed and her friends had to live with the fact that they misinterpretted her sudden heat stroke as a bad case of blushing.
“Hey ya’all, doncha recognise when someone needs some air?” Sal gasped as Joyce’s body slumped to the ground. Falling to her knees, Sal gently took Joyce’s petite head in her leather gloved hands, bringing her mouth close to her mouth, ready to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Joyce began to stir at the smell of the cigarettes, but played along, waiting to feel the rough blow of air through her lips. Sensing the change in the young girl’s breathing, Sal promptly dropped Joyce’s head and sighed. “Hurry up… I have someplace special I want to take you…” Joyce smiled.
….. Go on.
She’s wearing a sweatervest a week into September, so yeah.
Heat stroke.
Heat stroke? She looks like she is having a brain aneurism!
Sal looks upset/skeptical of Dorothy!! She is showing sisterly behavior! Is this the first proof we have that they are related?
More that she has justified doubts that any semi-sane looking woman would diddle her brother. So yes, she at least knows him.
A LOT of great faces in this one.
The BEST face is your Gravatar.
we need panel 5 Joyce as a new gravatar.
Ahh… Hypocrisy is so common among Christian fundies.
“What? You’ve never seen a hypocrite before?”
I know I have, on Harry Potter.
When moral/ethical soapboxing is a big part of who you think you are, and maintaining a sense of ‘purity’ counts toward such, the importance of accountability is something you never realize matters. Really hard to develop enough strength of character to live up to anything you ‘stand for’, especially when you have delusions of simply not being guilty of anything bad counts for jack shit. Unblemished hands have a lot in common with mammary glands on a fish.
Someone needs to show the movie THE DEVILS staring oliver reed particuarly the version where the all the nuns go crazy and have a massive hank panky.
Oh my.
Damnit Takei!
Oh, so Kernanator is secretly George Takei? Makes sense, he owns that same hat.
Sal is suffering from 1st degree Flanders syndrome.
You’ll know she has entered stage two of the disease when she starts calling it “Hanky-Diddly-Panky”.
Poor girl, such a horrible way to go. Flanders Syndrome needs more publicity.
Yeah, not hidden away on the longest running show on television.
When Joyce explodes in a torrent of euphemisms, it’s Flanderization in more ways than one.
is it wrong that I want to see that face on the pic of Joyce’s little laundry adventure posted a while back?
no, it’s a perfectly normal sentiment.
Smell the phermones!
Taste the pheromones!
And you will enjoy it!
MOTHAFUCKA.
Sal, it’s not diddling when the girl does it. Or… I guess it could be, with the right equipment.
A knife?
Because they’re human?
If it upsets you so much, Joyce, just quit reading the comments section.
Kettle, thou art black!
She’s got it bad, so bad, She’s hot for Ethan.
She’s got it madddeeee sssssssoooooooo baaaaaadddddddd, she’s hot for Ethan!
I think it’s interesting that Dorothy’s ashamed of her budding relationship (if you want to call it that). Sure, Walky can be a dork, but if she’s happy with him nothing else should matter.
Unless she’s afraid Sal will beat her silly for any possible harm coming to her brother?
Also, Mr. Willis, your character development is great.
Dorothy’s ashamed of the idea of being in a serious relationship. remember, she’s only here for the class credits.
Also, in panel 2 she’s trying to be technically accurate. Presuming she’s interpreting “diddling” to mean what I think she is, she actually hasn’t yet.
now kiss
That is the face of clit boners for Gods chosen people
Not a sentence I ever thought I’d read.
Someone call Chuck Testa! I have a blushing Joyce that needs to be taxidermied for posterity!
This is painful to watch.
“Oh hi, Ethan! Are you here to rub your thing on my tummy?”
You know when she finds out, she’s going to murder him.
GOSH DARN IT YOU SILLY MOTHERFRICKERS. GET YOUR FREAKING STIFF TOGETHER.
Joyce is so turning to the dark side after sh*t is revealed.
So now is “we,” Joyce?