Yeah, and then some kid’s gonna find that compartment by accident and then the killer have to clean up the mess. Do you know how hard it is to clean up a murder?
actually they’re trying to say that if you don’t have a facebook account than you are a possible psychopath, they’re citing that most if not all of the people who committed school shootings didn’t have facebook accounts… so yeah, if your walls don’t have anything on them then it’s possible your a psychopath, or just like easily cleanable walls
if you’re going to talk about ‘most if not all’
Most school shooters didn’t have Facebook pages because they did their ghastly business long before Facebook existed… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_shooting
And that is what we call Texas Sharpshooting. For those who don’t understand the reference, you shoot a bunch of rounds into the side of a barn, then draw a circle around the highest concentration of bullet holes, thus “proving” that you’re a great shot.
I love it. Mind, we are talking about a state that, if wounded and looking for help, may shoot you through the door you’re knocking on/ringing the bell for. And not get in trouble. (To my knowledge)
They see me Rollin’
They Cryin’
Potronin’ trying to see this pairing
trying to see this pairing
trying to see this pairing
trying to see this pairing
trying to see this pairing
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The comic’s so sad
we’re screaming
cryin’ shouting daming you willis
Shouting Damn you Willis
Shouting Damn you Willis
Shouting Damn you Willis
Shouting Damn you Willis
Considering ROTF Arcee and Prime Arcee transform into completely different-looking motorcycles, I’m starting to believe Sal’s motorcycle looks like them to you only because they’re the only modern motorcycles you’re familiar with.
Familiar might be a big word but I do know plenty of bikes, I am however not at all familiar with ROTF Arcee, not having any desire to own that monstrosity.
Willis is subtly implying that everyone who doesn’t buy one of his posters to put on their wall is a serial killer (because lets face it you aren’t as awesome as Sal).
Loving how Ruth tuned into volleyball. I assume it’s women’s volleyball and she’s enjoying it a lot, all the while contexting that she wants to make out licky-style with Billie.
I suddenly imagined Sal and Marcie as friends, like so many college friends are in real life. Brief, torrid, powerful connections that fry in the direct light of Life After College. In a few years Sal will realize that she doesn’t quite remember Marcie’s last name. The jubilant roar of her motorcycle is all the louder for its absence, and in spite of how hard she tried, she got old all the same.
*Caution* Riding a street motor cycle off road without a helmet can be/is hazordous to your health. The fan of this webcomic does not endorse riding a motor cycle without properly wearing a helmet under ANY circumstances.
I’d like to think that tension builds between Ruth and Billie and just when we think they’re gonna make out, it cuts to Danny and Joe licky-licking it up with each other.
Even taking that into account I can’t see her dismissively commenting that Amazi-Girl’s life is a snore. She’s not that deceptive, nor does she put that much thought into what she says.
Sal, then stops her bike right at the edge of a cliff all the while gripping and sliding due to intense speed with which she was riding the bike. Marcie and Sal then make out in front of the sunset.
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Woot! Marcie!
I thought serial killers had ALL KINDS of things on their walls…?
No, they usually have a secret room they set up as a shrine to whatever their obsession is.
Usually a basement or a dungeon.
….Dexter Morgan, anyone? Keeping blood slides of his victims inside a box hidden in his ac unit?
Doesn’t ring a bell to anyone?
No, that’s the INSIDE of the wall. You know, hidden compartments?
Yeah, and then some kid’s gonna find that compartment by accident and then the killer have to clean up the mess. Do you know how hard it is to clean up a murder?
actually they’re trying to say that if you don’t have a facebook account than you are a possible psychopath, they’re citing that most if not all of the people who committed school shootings didn’t have facebook accounts… so yeah, if your walls don’t have anything on them then it’s possible your a psychopath, or just like easily cleanable walls
Crap! They’re on to me. Quick! To the Facebook!
You guys all know way too much about psychopaths.
Isn’t that the demographic Willis is targeting? I know all my fellow asylum-mates enjoy his work. XD
Your avatar is just perfect for that comment.
if you’re going to talk about ‘most if not all’
Most school shooters didn’t have Facebook pages because they did their ghastly business long before Facebook existed…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_shooting
And that is what we call Texas Sharpshooting. For those who don’t understand the reference, you shoot a bunch of rounds into the side of a barn, then draw a circle around the highest concentration of bullet holes, thus “proving” that you’re a great shot.
…….and for the record, I don’t think Texans are bad shots. I’m just using a phrase that somebody else coined.
I love it. Mind, we are talking about a state that, if wounded and looking for help, may shoot you through the door you’re knocking on/ringing the bell for. And not get in trouble. (To my knowledge)
You’re an idiot.
But that means a smart psychopath will keep a FB account and be active enough not to be suspicious,
P.S. we know how to cover our tracks
You’re thinking of Floriduh.
Ah yes, “a snore”. We have dismissed those claims.
I could totally see Sal as Shepard. Do you think she’d be Paragon or Renegade?
Renegade.
Renegade till the sun burns out.
Renegade of course. Paragon’s too squeaky clean for her.
sheep shepherd, they’re more of a challenge to maintain and protect than goats are.
No, John Shepard, from Star Gate Atlantis.
Mix of both. Sal is a ‘whatever it takes’ kinda gal, but she has good intentions at heart. Probably 75% Renegade, 25% Paragon.
I now pine to watch the end of Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.
Marcie is her silent partner huh, cool!
There are no words to describe their feelings for each other.
All the signs are there, though!
marcie+sal shippers will begin their quiet riots….now
Bang your head! Metal heath will drive you mad!
What you don’t see is the big-ass explosion in the background.
And a cyborg T-Rex chasing them.
and Dina chasing it.
On a Mechasaurus.
On fire.
And zombie mutant honey bun. Oh my. *clicks heels*
They’re being chased by RobinxLesslie shippers from Shortpacked! who are rolling down the hill in sadness.
They see me Rollin’
They Cryin’
Potronin’ trying to see this pairing
trying to see this pairing
trying to see this pairing
trying to see this pairing
trying to see this pairing
—
The comic’s so sad
we’re screaming
cryin’ shouting daming you willis
Shouting Damn you Willis
Shouting Damn you Willis
Shouting Damn you Willis
Shouting Damn you Willis
*applause*
*tear*
I’ll have your babies if you have mine.
only if you accept that I will pay for child support with song.
and that I pay for child support with dance.
we will have the hungriest kids.
We will have the hungriest kids/
I’m hoping to give them a despairing backstory so that they grow-up to be crime-fighters.
Totally boring. Look how bored Marcie is! Just another offroad trip on a motorcycle. -yawn-
oh, another weelie? thanks for mixing it up…yippee…
To be fair driving can be INCREDIBLY boring…
Never a dull moment in my country though…though you will spend time cursing the idiots.
So Marcie grabs the back, not the driver? Is she worried about making it weird like Billie did?
No, she’s just hold onto Sal with her powerful thighs. 😀
She’s popping her back at the moment. She usually rides sidesaddle with no hands.
She also isn’t wearing a helmet. She just likes risks.
And no helmet. Marcie just likes risk.
I can see why, it’s a fun game. What region does she usually play?
Australia. She’s hardcore like that.
No wait… Africa’s the hard region to defend right?
Europe is the hardest to defend. Asia is the hardest to take.
Look closer at Sal’s chest. Those are Marcie’s fingers wrapped around her. One-handed, though! That means she’s bad-ass.
Ruth, there’s always some sports on somewhere. Heck, in my country, Astro have a crapload of sports channels, even one for golf. GOLF, off all things.
That channel is coded as S-L-E-E-P
The only way Golf can be exciting is if there is a panda armed with a pistol trying to blow your brains out before you can sink your ball in.
God help you if you get it in the sandpit.
Even better? Playing Golf in a minefield and everytime you go over par, a pack of rabid wolverines will be put inside your pants.
And it counts as a stroke if your ball explodes.
I approve of this new Olympic sport.
very much yes.
Wait, Ruth and Billie drinking and watching TV together?! Is this Willis’ version of DC’s Elseworlds series?
Well, this whole thing… kinda… is…?
Doing wheelies while you have a hot chick riding the back? Where are they going? Yawnsville?
Willis, can you link to, or tumblr or something/whatever the reference picture(s) you used for Sal’s bike? I may be… shopping.
If it’s a specific bike, I didn’t keep the reference shots. Sorry!
Isn’t it just Arcee with red on the front? :p
Not unless I had access to a time machine, dude.
Movie Chromia with red then? :p
Considering ROTF Arcee and Prime Arcee transform into completely different-looking motorcycles, I’m starting to believe Sal’s motorcycle looks like them to you only because they’re the only modern motorcycles you’re familiar with.
Familiar might be a big word but I do know plenty of bikes, I am however not at all familiar with ROTF Arcee, not having any desire to own that monstrosity.
I think they meant Arcee from the Bay flick, which did come out in 2009.
It does vaguely resemble Arcee from those movies. Sorta.
Two wheels, two handlebars… looks pretty similar to me!
Willis is subtly implying that everyone who doesn’t buy one of his posters to put on their wall is a serial killer (because lets face it you aren’t as awesome as Sal).
Are you implying you have evidence that DoA!Sal is not a serial killier? Cite?
Either that or he put them on sale the weekend elk season opened, and they sold out before you dragged back from the mountains.
DAMN YOU WILLIS.
Loving how Ruth tuned into volleyball. I assume it’s women’s volleyball and she’s enjoying it a lot, all the while contexting that she wants to make out licky-style with Billie.
You know. Cuz she loves her. Obviously.
Well in another universe a few years removed someone is mentioning a brief tryst to a forlorn bridesmaid.
Out of context, that’s a pretty amazing sentence.
Sal’s bike reminds me of a Kamen Rider’s bike.
I suddenly imagined Sal and Marcie as friends, like so many college friends are in real life. Brief, torrid, powerful connections that fry in the direct light of Life After College. In a few years Sal will realize that she doesn’t quite remember Marcie’s last name. The jubilant roar of her motorcycle is all the louder for its absence, and in spite of how hard she tried, she got old all the same.
*Caution* Riding a street motor cycle off road without a helmet can be/is hazordous to your health. The fan of this webcomic does not endorse riding a motor cycle without properly wearing a helmet under ANY circumstances.
Hemlest aer fro lsores. I do it al teh tme an I am jost fime.
I’m withholding my shipping until I hear the word “sir.”
Ah damn. Read this first, then read SP, put two and two together and did a serious spittake. Nnnnnnnnng head explodes.
Two and two together? What, you think this makes Leslie/Sal a possibility?
yea, she’s dying of boredom.
Ah, ‘silent partner’, Plasma?
Indeed she is. 🙂 Bored she isn’t.
Shouldn’t she be saying “what’s *with* the bare walls…”? It looks like a word was left out of that sentence.
Well they are drinking…
I’m just going to assume a regional dialect until and/or beyond when proof to the contrary turns up.
I need so many people to make out in this strip it’s getting silly
To be fair, what you don’t see is they’re going to the accountants fill out their tax returns
Oh god. No, no, no, no! It’s happening again!
Everyone knows it’s the quiet ones. They arren’t shy, they are trying to keep secrets. 😉
I’d like to think that tension builds between Ruth and Billie and just when we think they’re gonna make out, it cuts to Danny and Joe licky-licking it up with each other.
Wait, I thought Billie still thought Sal was Amazi-Girl! Did something happen to change her mind?
maybe Billie want to sit on that part till she gets enough for the editor to publish the story….
Even taking that into account I can’t see her dismissively commenting that Amazi-Girl’s life is a snore. She’s not that deceptive, nor does she put that much thought into what she says.
Am I the only one who wishes Marcie became a regular?
And for Ruth and Billie to get hooked up?
One down… one to go…
I love Marcie!
Woah with the Marcie Gravatar that makes it a bit meta.
Sal, then stops her bike right at the edge of a cliff all the while gripping and sliding due to intense speed with which she was riding the bike. Marcie and Sal then make out in front of the sunset.
I guess we know now why Ruth settles for beach volleyball.