Vote for me! When people see this poll, I want people to see actually popular comics like MS Paint Adventures and Penny Arcade and XKCD at the top of this list, and then see my stuff there with them, and wonder that the holy fuck is going on.
I will be the most fake-popular cartoonist in all the land!
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UH OH EYES
The eyes! They’re back :O
What will he throw at her head now?
The funniest thing possible would be if he picked up Walky and threw him at her head.
and just how will he do that? Use time travel perhaps?
Spatula. The obvious answer is a spatula.
And a big ass spatula at that!
or get her ancestor and use an oversized boomerang.
Levers and fulcrums, man. Possibly even a pulley.
I was gonna leave it alone, but you asked so nicely…
WITH.
HIS.
PENIS.
FOR
A
NI-
CKEL.
Walky the giraffe, obviously.
Didn’t He just tell you to ssshhh?
I am feeling feelings!
Nothing more than feelings
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Obligatory Feelings video flip.
Please be the one with Beaker, please be the one with… aww, I am doubly disappointed. Not only is it Muppet free, but the content is not available in this great(ly disappointed) nation of mine.
That’s a shame, it was only the standard Morris Albert version anyhow.
I LOVE THE ONE WITH BEAKER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRX1t0Crek
My country too does not want me to feel your feelings
> Trying to forget my feelings of hate!
Fixed for The Offspring.
Feelings!
Feelings like I never liked you
Feelings like I wanna kill you
Live in my heaaaaaaart~
MY. EMOTIONS.
J.J
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I love that Walky spent the entire strip talking and then tells Dorothy to shut up. XD
A true Casanova.
At least he didn’t tell her to make him a sammich.
SHH! TV GOOD FOR ED!
SEAL CLAP! My favorite ship sails onward!
…but still surrounded by magnetic iceburgs.
There goes my solid state memory…
First time i read this i forgot they where in collage xD
You mean they’re assembling a picture by snipping other images and gluing them together?
xD i didn’t catch that, man the difference one letter can make huh
But you where so close :3
He’s right their silly.
There*
…you do get the joke right?
I think we need UnderstandingContextHitler.
They are = They’re
Wrong there/their/they’re Mr Grammar PeoplesNationalSocialistParty
I predict that Walky will give a short lecture in which he separates the feeling of sexual attraction (which he does feel for Dorothy) and ‘liking’ (which he does not, because they don’t know each other that well and love is a feeling that develops)!
Either that or he’ll chuck a DVD at her face and run for it.
But its his room?
I consider it in-character for him so far to flee from his own room.
Hey, you can never be too safe. Dorothy might have cooties.
… Which she would then spread through the room.
Gundi, man, you gotta think this kinda thing through. Don’t want no fool girl spreadin’ her cooties through a guy’s room.
…and the dorm will make him pay for the fumigation out of his own money.
Nuke it from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.
Game over man, game over.
Hold on a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
BURN FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Your room is now Pandemic 2, Walky. Embrace the Madagascar.
Oh, how I hated Madagascar in this game.
UH OH!
Kiss her you blockhead!
Or stare at her awkwardly, nothing says ‘I love you’ then staring at someone with expression of nervous horror on your face!
So romantic!
He should do that and THEN try to kiss her and fail. Extra awkward!
Comic: Now kiss.
Voting: MS Paint showed up and started kicking everyone’s ass.
XKCD nothing, you’re never gonna beat off Homestuck’s rabid fans.
The best part is watching the calmer Homestuck fans sigh wearily and shake their heads at the manic ones.
Homestuck: Come for the messed-up plot, RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM THE FANBASE!
Homestuck was fun for a while. But like 10 pages of updates every day was just too much so I dropped it like a year ago. Never liked it as much as the previous ones anyway.
I heard about Homestuck late, and it defeated even my powers of obsessive archive binging.
If you are going to beat off Homestuck’s rabid fans, you should probably wear gloves.
Was gonna just reply to CelestialEmpress with “PHRASING!” but I think you win.
Don’t forget the bucket.
And a visor, in case you get hit in the FAAAAAAAACE.
Sorry, I had to do it.
Dat face
Joe: into shy guys. Who knew?
recordscratch.mp3
spring.wav
…Aaaaaand wide-eyed Walky returns.
Did daylight savings start in New York by any chance? This comic started early.
Why yes, yes it has.
That means that until daylight savings ends in Adelaide, the newest comic starts at 14:30 instead of 15:30.
GET OUT OF THIS ONE, SMARTY PANTS.
That’s what the pajama jeans were for!
2nd-panel Walky = Saddest DoA Walky ever
He needs a hug. But not from Dorothy, that’d make him go catatonic.
Yay! Let’s see that, then.
Nah go one step further a hug from both Dorothy and Amber at the same time… they are clones! Walky would be a catatonic sammmwich
Normally, I’d go for a cheap and bad joke. But now, I’m really curious. What would be the right answer? What would Dorothy like to hear? Sure, she broke up with Danny for a reason, and hooking up with Walky might not fit in with that reason, but emotions are not always logical, and Dorothy might, despite her earlier assertions, actually like Walky.
Thoughts?
The “right” answer would be an honest answer, but I’m not sure Walky has done enough introspection for “honest” and “accurate” to be the same thing.
I don’t think Dorothy knows what she wants to hear, she is just curious. She formed a solid opinion of him which was shattered by one of Walky’s sudden moments of lucid clarity.
I love those moments. I actually have them myself (sort of) when I’ve been trying to figure something out or remember something and all of a sudden the right combination of thoughts happen to collide and I have this bursting moment of clarity; like an epiphany, except not about anything really important. It’s one of the few things that having ADD gives back to those who have it.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to hijack you guys’s deep and meaningful conversation like that, but about half of that just came to me all at once when I was reading the thread, and I just rolled with it.
I’m reading all of this in Dexter’s voice.
Submitted for your consideration: A simple inquiry with a simple answer. David Walkerton is a mild-mannered student at a state university. An all-American boy with all-American hobbies. Little did Mister Walkerton know that he was about to be asked a Question. And unlike many questions asked by women, this one had a Right Answer. But man cannot know the vagaries of a woman’s mind any more than an ant can know the whims of the boy who stands over it, foot upraised, ready to strike. Walkerton is but an ant, and his assailant is like a vengeful child with a magnifying glass. A magnifying glass known as… the Twilight Zone!
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, between things and ideas, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of wondrous imagination. It is the Twilight Zone.
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
Shit has always been real, a real waste of time… like pretending to ignore emotions. It gets you in the end.
AND IT’S AWKWARD TIME AGAIN.
YAY! AWKWARD TIME!
*All the awkward children come out singing an awkward song, then sit in an awkward circle.
::looks awkwardly across the circle at the other kids. Everyone stares at each other, blushing, and none of them say anything.::
Awkward time!
Come on grab your friends!
Going to very distant lands…
or we can kind just hang over here…and like don’tmakeeyecontactandstuffI’msosorry…
Awkward Time with Walky and Monkey Master.
I’d watch it.
I know this is super late and all, but I love you for this.
Well so much for the “long game” theory.
Come on Walky! Do it! Eh forget it, we all know either he’s about to spaz out or someone/thing (Ruth’s beer stash being uncovered? Another Amzi-girl incedent?) is gonna jump in and interrupt the two of them just as the steam starts pouring out of his ears.
looks like Nope!
bongo I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU INTERRUPT MONKEY MASTER ONE MORE TIME WE’RE GOING TO SECOND BASE, NO STOPS.
What? I said I’m gonna punch your face, no stops.
This. Best possible response.
Panel Two: Walky’s “suave” face. There’s a hint of Joe in there.
(That’s what she said!) / (Your mum has a hint of Joe in there!)
Walky. It’s simple. One word: no.
I think at this point she is going to wear him down. She’s curious, and isn’t going to let it drop, and unlike Billie she doesn’t think he’s stupid or unworthy of befriending her… this could totally happen in the next couple strips, folks.
Which, y’know, if Walky strikes out, I call dibs.
Are they sitting under a lofted bunk bed? This was a common arrangement at my college, and panels one and three show a line extending diagonally from the top corner of the bookshelf that could be the underside of the top bunk.
I think that’s meant to be the intersection between the wall to her right (our left) and the ceiling.
Götterdämmerung! I refreshed to see if my first comment had gone thru, and it said it hadn’t. Anyways, got the directions wrong the first time. Sorry about that.
Looking over that ComicMix list of webcomics… there are so many webcomics!! So many I have yet to read! And some of those I do read aren’t even on that list. I see I’ve got work cut out for me.
Argh, I tried voting, but it just gets stuck on “Loading…”. 🙁 Had to go through the list to select all the comics I’m reading again.
..I know some of those webcomics!
I know more than I really thought I did though. Ashamed comics I read such The Noob Comic, Amazing Super Powers, My Cage and friends have yet to appear on the list. However it did remind me that I need to read back up on Hark, a vagrant.
YAY ADORABLE WALKYFACE.
Woman, you are to be seen and not heard. Cartoons, dammit! CARTOONS!
“THIS IS MY AFFECTION! I GIVE IT TO YOU!”
What is Walky’s haircut supposed to look like?
Since you don’t seem to expect the answer ‘hair’ I will suggest ‘the Batman logo’.
No dude, I mean is it a bowl cut or something?
It’s a stress puff a la John Green.
It’s the messy hair cut I had when I was his age. Or lack thereof.
Right now, DoA and SP! are doing a hell of a lot better than most of the others I voted for….
Compete with XKCD? Dr. L diagnoses an acute and terminal deficiency of graphs, charts and mathematical puns!
So far, DOA is in spot #9… not bad for a “new” comic on the block, eh?
Only ‘cuz I gave a link, really. 99% of the comics on this list aren’t asking their readers to participate.
The eyes has return!!!
This entire situation between Walky and Dorothy is the best and cutest thing I’ve seen in this comic. Maybe any comic ever. I’m giggling in excitement from reading this every day.
It’s the return of Doofus Walky!
The return of Dondi Walkerton.