I was going to, but then I remembered that a) I had already seen the blog post, and b) this is the comments page so it wouldn’t show up anyways.
But yes, close call.
I don’t think that’s what she’s angry about. I think she’s regretting her choice of words, and maybe wanted to add another message (like, “I want to” or “Why did you apologize?”, except better phrased) instead of leaving it at “I’m not angry at you”.
Yeah I’ve done this one myself. Don’t let yourself be seen to care because that will totally makes things awkward. (And secretly caring WAY too much won’t be awkward at all. Derp)
When I was little a kid ran past me in line to go to the bathroom. I tried to stop him by putting my hands on the door. I had grabbed the hinge side of the door. The kid slammed the door shut. I had bleeding fingertips for the day. Thank god I was small and had small fingers to fit in the small space.
Wait a sec… I just realized something. Across all dimensions, Danny has the most amount of important characters who like him. What the hell. He’s not even that prominent in DoA… why the hell does he get so many girls. I WANT HIS SECRETS DAMN IT. (This is a really bad time for me to have an avatar of one of the girls who like him, especially the one featured in this comic.)
The trick is that Danny is the only character that isn’t putting up a false front, and isn’t so completely bizarre, the probabilities are higher to attract a wider normal distribution of females on campus.
Has this universe’s Amber discovered the power of the corset side yet? If not, it’s a discrepancy that needs to be rectified as quickly as humanly possible.
Well if anyone actually still thought that Amber was Amazi-girl, this proves them wrong. Amazi-girl’s punch would’ve turned that door into so much sawdust.
Dina’s expression is one of befuddlement, of course. Why is someone hitting the door of the restroom? Note the delay between the BAM and Dina’s reply as Dina works out the possibilities in her head and arrives on one that seems plausible, then lays out the response in formal language. Very Aspy of her.
Not to be a poll-criticizer, but it might be more informative to have separate options for “Not Christian” and “Not Religious”- that way we could distinguish between, for example, Jews and atheists.
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FALCON PUNCH!!!
FALcon Kick!!
YES!
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
It stops unwanted teenage constipation.
Amber-rage is available at your local pharmacy, Target, Wal mart, or Cosco
Side effects may include terror.
Bring Dinah her brown pants!
If Dina shat herself when the WHAM happened, the chances are that her pants would be perfectly safe as she was sitiing on the loo at the time.
I was wondering how many comments it would take before someone said that.
True. I just enjoy shouting about brown pants, and the terror comment seemed the most organic way to slip it into the conversation.
If it’s the Falcon Punch, that door should’ve been blown to smithereens.
Besides, it looks more like Hulk’s Forward+Medium Attack “Hulk Smash” punch.
Poor Amazi- I mean Amber.
silly you…. Amber’s not amazigirl… its supercar!
Shhhh! Don’t give it away – there might be one person left on earth who doesn’t know.
Ending the week with some toilet humour…CLASSY!
Actually, it happened in real life too. The punching the toilet door part, that is.
YOu don’t say! 😛
I predict a lot of poop/feces jokes in the comments section.
No shit?
Nah we DoA commenters are not that fecal.
Best to dump that idea then. On to idea number 2.
What do cars and underpants have in common?
They both leave skidmarks.
Which calls to mind the old saying, “haste makes waste”.
I just hope these poop jokes are not overdung.
And that they’re not in spoor taste.
You should be discharged for that ordure.
True. It could chip away at my reputation.
Not unless you are really manure about shit.
Is that constitutional?
What are you, a ‘stool’ pigeon? 😛
Crap out on the Duke? I’d get eliminated!
All of these jokes in such a short amount of time are leaving me feeling a little flushed.
It’s better than leaving a void.
I don’t know, all this toilet humor has got me a feeling a little empty.
wow you guys are anal over these jokes.
Sure beats being the butt of them.
… poop poop poop poop poop.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!!
A bell?
But they are prettey anal-retentive.
mechaqua, the above is completely your fault, just so you know.
Oh, sure. Pile on, why don’t you.
Yeah its become a major shit-storm up there!
What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
Both can be found near Uranus, wiping out Klingons.
How is cheap toilet paper like John Wayne?
They’re both rough, tough, and don’t take shit off of anybody.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need toilet paper. He just dares any residue to stick around and it flees before he flushes.
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECES, hu?
Poor Amber. She’s got that weird self-deprecation thing she doesn’t know when to turn off.
At least Amber’s deprecation seems to have helped Dina’s defecation. 😀
Not too badly, though, or Dina’s defecation may have ended up a decoration, nay a desecration leaving devastation as a result of Amber’s desperation.
After reading that post, I am seriously contemplating defenestration.
Defecation as a result of deprecation used as decoration? Why, thats complete desecration of a holy sacrament used in a sanctuary – the restroom!
dina the invisible!
That is what I immediately thought! Like she punched a fellow crime fighter with invisibility!
Aww poor Ambe- HOLY SHIT BILLIE AND SAL MAKING OUT!
Oh yeah, and a comic.
…
Your wife rules.
Also, woot for getting Leslie as my gravatar for the preceding comment.
I wonder how many people scrolled back up after reading that.
I was going to, but then I remembered that a) I had already seen the blog post, and b) this is the comments page so it wouldn’t show up anyways.
But yes, close call.
I know the feeling all to well.
Poor Dina, if someone punched the door hard enough to almost knock off its hinges I would crap my pants.
Well… in this situation you wouldn’t crap your pants. Unless you’re really bad at using the toilet.
Probably not if your a girl but if your a guy and just going number one well…
Not to mention you’d spray all over the place from jumping…
I don’t know what kinda shits you take that are probable scatter projectiles. O-o
Well, this one time in my younger days, I had Taco Bell for three meals in a row…
Guy – number one? Jumping? That kind of spraying.
Commander Riker jumping up and down while pooping? I don’t know where that came from…
I someone just punched the door, I would think she would be finished that much faster. =P
You don’t know how long she was going to take originally.
Shes in the right place for it.
Poor Amber 🙁
He *didn’t* really owe her any loyalty though.
I don’t think that’s what she’s angry about. I think she’s regretting her choice of words, and maybe wanted to add another message (like, “I want to” or “Why did you apologize?”, except better phrased) instead of leaving it at “I’m not angry at you”.
Yeah it’s probably that.
“I don’t blame you.”
“I don’t hate you.”
I guess Amber…
*sunglasses*
scared the crap out of Dina.
Good thing she was already on the toilet!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!
YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Bowel Chicka Wow Wow!
If you’re into that sort of thing…
Not unless you have piles, then it becomes Bowel Chicka OWW OWW! OWW!
I refuse to be the first one to google “hemorrhoid sex.”
These are the moments when Rule #34 gets creepy.
It looks like Wall-E is on Amber’s shirt
Close.
Looks like a Gir to me, sorta.
It’s Johnny 5.
Which makes me happy, and then sad. I hope the new Johnny 5 doesn’t suck.
It’s obviously Rango.
I thought it was a Portal companion cube with legs (and probably arms cut off from the jacket). I see now it looks more like Johnny 5.
Both of which would make awesome T-Shirts! 😛
Yeah I’ve done this one myself. Don’t let yourself be seen to care because that will totally makes things awkward. (And secretly caring WAY too much won’t be awkward at all. Derp)
College is full of far too many derp moments for being called higher learning sometimes 😛
Mistakes are educational! Especially when they’re recognized as mistakes by the person making them.
For a second I thought Amber punched the open door to the dorm room, and that Dina’s comment meant she was still behind it…going to the bathroom.
Which would add an interesting aspect to her lack of social skills, I must say.
That would be scary, bizarre, silly, stupid, and strangely, not that out of character.
Is that Johnny Five on Amber’s shirt?
He’s alive, y’know.
Cookie!
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005049
Eh, my dad always just opened the bathroom door and, if it was occupied, yelled at you to stop wasting time and get out because he had to go.
Amber’s polite by comparison!
Everyone is polite in comparison to that. Good lord!
Y’know, I just noticed that the dorm rooms the characters live in look a LOT like the ones I had in college.
Willis, you are from the Columbus area, right? I don’t suppose OSU served as any sort of reference material?
Though I’m sure there are plenty of other unis that have similar room layouts.
Careful, Amber. You can break your hand that way a lot easier than you might think.
When I was little a kid ran past me in line to go to the bathroom. I tried to stop him by putting my hands on the door. I had grabbed the hinge side of the door. The kid slammed the door shut. I had bleeding fingertips for the day. Thank god I was small and had small fingers to fit in the small space.
I like how Dina’s speech bubble seems to come from the dino-crossing sign
i like that there is a dino crossing sign instead of a bathroom gender sign
Wait a sec… I just realized something. Across all dimensions, Danny has the most amount of important characters who like him. What the hell. He’s not even that prominent in DoA… why the hell does he get so many girls. I WANT HIS SECRETS DAMN IT. (This is a really bad time for me to have an avatar of one of the girls who like him, especially the one featured in this comic.)
I think we determined that his secret was self-deprecation.
The trick is that Danny is the only character that isn’t putting up a false front, and isn’t so completely bizarre, the probabilities are higher to attract a wider normal distribution of females on campus.
What we don’t realize is that Dinah’s actually been in the bathroom for the better part of an hour trying, unsuccessfully, to do her business.
Right now, she’s actually looking at the door with an expression of intense relief and unfathomable gratitude.
Well, Amber just ruined the current take for Dinah’s new video for ShyAsiansPooping.com.
She’s already gotten 30,000 hits.
Which is sadder: that I actually checked that url, or that I’m honestly surprised that there is NOT such a site?
At the moment, I’m just really hoping she’s actually using the bathroom and that “The Toilet” isn’t her nickname for Faz.
Hey, you saved me the trouble of checking. It’s not sad at all.
Doesn’t Amber still owe Dina a beating? On account of her failure as an alarum clock?
It wasn’t Dina’s fault she was kidnapped and almost devoured by sharks!
Hey, beatings is beatings.
I was about to make a joke centered around the “alarum” typo, but a quick googling shows it is merely an archaic form of “alarm” anyway.
Well played.
Faz will pretend that was planned.
J.R.R. Tolkien uses it repeatedly in his work. It’s hard for me not to type it like he does. I mean, he’s the guy.
-but that’s not the toilet for people!
It’s for dinosaurs.
For some reason, I recall the Red Dwarf episode where a T-Rex chows down on some cow vindaloo and some serious shit happens.
“When this baby hits 88 miles per hour…you’re gonna see some serious shit.”
After reading that quote, for the very first time I thought of visualizing it completely literally. Then I laughed my ass off.
“Jesus Christ Doc, you disintegrated Einstein!”
“Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!””
Has this universe’s Amber discovered the power of the corset side yet? If not, it’s a discrepancy that needs to be rectified as quickly as humanly possible.
Well if anyone actually still thought that Amber was Amazi-girl, this proves them wrong. Amazi-girl’s punch would’ve turned that door into so much sawdust.
You seem to be confusing Batman for Superman.
Are you trying to imply that Amazi-girl *couldn’t* pulverise a door with one punch?
God help you if you need her help one day, then.
And then someone would criticize her for it.
And it just wouldn’t take.
I was thinking “Caveman”.
“Doo-doo.”
“Caca.”
“Shit.”
You forgot poo, poo-poo, poop, droppings and pie.
But Americans love pie.
I hope Amber gets to know the truth about Danny on that :/
that is not how your supposed to punch, you keep your wrist straight otherwise you’ll break it or in this case hurt it!
Her wrist is straight.
Her ankles, on the other hand, are bi-curious.
You made me do a spit-take. I didn’t even know you could do those in real life.
I’m kinda hoping to see Danny get stuck on a date with Joyce… Most vanilla couple ever.
Damn… forgot the “Poor Amber… :(” at the start of the preceding post
I support that motion.
When I saw the thumbnail of this in Google Reader, I thought Amber had punched the dorm room door and accidentally smashed Dina’s face.
Hehe… I’ve got this great mental image of Dina’s expression at that moment.
Poor Amber though… She kinda got her hopes up, and then feels like she got them dashed. But again, at least she knows Danny ISN’T gay.
And she also knows if he would be good “fit”, so to speak.
Dina’s expression is one of befuddlement, of course. Why is someone hitting the door of the restroom? Note the delay between the BAM and Dina’s reply as Dina works out the possibilities in her head and arrives on one that seems plausible, then lays out the response in formal language. Very Aspy of her.
Actually Ethan probably got as far with her as Danny got with Billie…
Naw, Ethan got farther.
With Billie.
Wait whathehoo?
She introduced herself as Billie, and, well…
What makes it even more awkward is that it was in the parking lot after prom.
Not to be a poll-criticizer, but it might be more informative to have separate options for “Not Christian” and “Not Religious”- that way we could distinguish between, for example, Jews and atheists.
Also, congratulations to Willis on Comment of the Week on the Comics Curmudgeon!
She introduced herself as Billie, and, well…
What makes it even more awkward is that it was in the parking lot after prom.
aw, this was totally in the wrong place. And I didn’t notice for over a week 🙁
I’ve never seen a dorm room with it’s own personal bathroom. I want to study at THIS college.
The bathroom reminds me of that scene in Jurassic Park. And Dina makes it even moreso.
So Dina’s already figured out Amber’s secret by this point? She knows it’s Amber just by the punch she has!