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You know what, though, if you go back over the last month Willis did do a deft job of pulling it all together. Even with the ball and everything! The only part I’m lost on is how Sal got back – facing away from them.
No matter, I give this an A anyway. Fantastic crafting on a limited time budget.
Thus the Ketchup VS Tomato Sauce War began, resulting in a war so bloody, the rivers ran red with condiments until the BBQ Sauce League swooped in and displaced both items.
And then BBQ sauce ruled supreme. This lasted very long, indeed. Unfortunately, as time went on, there started to be different flavours in their ranks. The family BBQ began to split and change. Eventually this led to a bloody war to determine who the ruling BBQ would be…
The BBQ kingdom broke up into four smaller duchies, Texas, Kansas City, Memphis, and North Carolina. It was left to the judges to decide who would rein supreme.
I spotted a bottle of Heinz Ketchup in Foodland while I was getting the last few items for Xmas but otherwise it is surrounded by Tomato, BBQ and even Worcestershire Sauces.
I almost always put vegemite on my toast. Or sandwiches. Or dry biscuits, even. And there is nothing that tastes better than a sandwich on slightly dense wholemeal bread with margarine (not butter) and vegemite in a 2:3 ratio, each spread on one of the two pieces of bread forming the sandwich and eaten with the side having vegemite spread on it at the bottom, with minimal chewing until the taste has been fully savoured. Unless you use bread that’s either dry or floury, in which case the taste is average to terrible.
They say that vegemite is an acquired taste. I wouldn’t know, as it’s been my preferred spread since I was 3. I don’t remember a time when the taste hadn’t been ‘acquired’.
I can confirm that for you. Like most Americans, I only knew of Vegemite thanks to Men At Work lyrics. I’m always curious to try new foods anyway, so when I found some, I bought it. It was not palatable at all initially, but having paid 5 USD for for a tiny 220 gram jar, well dammit, I was going to finish it anyway. I acquired the taste long before using up the jar.
Ketchup and peanut butter are both supposed to be similarly acquired tastes that are best acquired during childhood. All three are often reviled by people who didn’t grow up with them. I figure that means a peanut butter, Vegemite, and ketchup sandwich should be universally repulsive.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
Six shippers are a pairing,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky!
On the sixth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
Seven birds a-flying,
Six shippers shipping,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
Three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky!
On the seventh day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
Eight mammories a milking.
Seven birds a-flying,
Six shippers shipping,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
Three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky!
On the eighth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me
Nine sandy mcnuggets
Eight mammories a milking.
Seven birds a-flying,
Six shippers shipping,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
Three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky
On the eighth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me
Ten football losses
Nine sandy mcnuggets
Eight mammories a milking.
Seven birds a-flying,
Six shippers shipping,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
Three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Willis gave to me
Way too many horribly distorted versions of this song.
Seriously, at least have the numbers match. That’s all I ask.
On the nth day of Christmas
Willis gave to me
Sum from i = 2 to i = n+1 of
({where i =/= 4, i nouns paired with adjective or verb,
where i = 4, FORE-sha-dow-ing})
I had kinda expected the the 2nd person to do a 2 thing, even though I had done my 1 as a 2 because tree rhymed with Walky, and there were two girls burying him and oh no I’ve gone cross-eyed >_0
On the first day of Christmas Willis gave to me, The baps of Sal and Billie
Xmas is very important to most of the capitalist countries of the world, if we stopped celebrating Xmas, the result would make the GFC look like a minor hiccup.
I think that’s what everyone is thinking. Everyone has the hots for Sal’s ass: Dorothy, Dina, Joyce, Dina’s floaties and tube, the straw, the chicken nuggets, the ball, maybe Walky’s feet, and even the gay ducks might be feeling a bit bi-curious, but nobody has the hots more than Billie. Nobody.
Oooh, continuity error! In the previous strip, Billie wasn’t wearing her glasses, and previously, she was wearing mirrored sunglasses. Looks like Mr. Willis needs to remake the poster
In the previous strips, Billie wasn’t wearing her glasses because she had been in (and just gotten out of) the water. As someone who wears glasses, I can tell you that I take off my glasses while swimming, as glasses with water droplets on them do nothing to improve my vision. When I’m done playing in the water, I puts my glasses back on, so I can see.
Obviously, this is most likely the case with Billie. She simply put her glasses on sometime between deciding to bury Walky in the sand and actually doing it.
There have been numerous ripples in the avatar generation pond recently. Your avatar used to be mine. I miss it, but it’s in a better place now. I made a cool swirly circle thing to replace it.
I’ve lived my whole life either in Florida or Israel. It took me several seconds to figure out why this was supposedly a bad Christmas strip.
As I sit in my bedroom with my windows open in shorts and a T-shirt, I can’t help but think “this is the first Christmas *anything* I’ve ever really been able to relate to.”
On the one hand, December in Indiana isn’t exactly beach weather.
On the other hand, semester started in the fall, the actual passage of time in DoA so far has been about a week…
On someone elses hand…it’s supposedly apprx. Sept. in DoA, but the time frame is marked Christmas….so….
It’s Christmas and they are all members of the Polar Bear Club!
I actually saw that he was building to this scenelet, but I didn’t realize he was actually going to directly post the thing in the comic.
But that aside, I’m actually -not- typically SalXBillie, (JoyceXDorothy is more fun in my brain), but is it me, or is it hard to interpret Billie’s expression in any way that doesn’t imply some form of lovesickness?
They both have the “I’m too old to be caught playing in the sand by someone as ‘cool’ as Sal” look, but Dorothy is still burying Walky anyway, while Billie is hiding the sand bucket behind her back. Which can be interpreted as Billie trying not to look ‘uncool’ in front of Sal, or just character continuity with Billie trying not to look ‘uncool’ in general. Maybe a combination of the two.
Dammit, Willis, I told you to make that line on Sal’s elbow thinner, or less intense, but NOOO, you didn’t listen to me. NOW THE WORLD WILL END AND IT”S TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
But seriously, wouldn’t it be spectacular if the world ended in 2012 (for those who believe in that) because one webcomic artist lacked a Tardis and effectively divided by zero in the eyes of those unable to read time-stamps? The answer is yes, yes it would.
Yeah, that was actually kind of the entire reason I said the above statement. I knew that it was extremely unlikely you would want to/be able to do so. But oh well, it still looks okay. Sal’s generous endowments distract me rather easily.
It would look like that if he were making it for people on ecstacy. If he used the substance himself, he wouldn’t have the attention span to finish a strip.
…Willis is going to slap me – this is in reply to Kernanator /\
This is what happens when you try to get pissed enough to pass out on account of Clopening (seriously, clopen at this time of year?) near the Solstice and haven’t fallen asleep yet.
The downside with knowing a lot(relatively) about a subject featured in a drawing is that you tend to focus on that and are a real pain in the ass to please. Like, that drawing is great, but the boat is drivin me nuts. It looks like the jib/genoa(front sail) is getting backwinded and it looks weird. Great otherwise, and yays for sal
I remember seeing this the first time, the original one, where all the characters were like, not smiling and looked kinda sad and the colors weren’t as bright either.
I think Willis was sick or something, but I remember it.
it would be funny if they released it but it was just a cinema painted on the side of a cliff
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often
anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned that I have to weigh which is worse: the cartoonist already forgetting what this guy looks like one daily strip later, or that, yes, he's actually meant to be an old man, not a victim to an older cartoonist forgetting what young people look like
Like any average American, I’m for universal basic income and abolishing the police. I can’t get on board with these ultra-leftists calling for the universal hive mind, though!
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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
I've spent the past few days reading through the entire archive of @damnyouwillis.bsky.social's Dumbing of Age and this has been stuck in my head for about 90% of that time.
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What Christmas? Isn’t it still August?
=B
Did anybody mention Christmas in the comic? =P
That said, they did get us a little gift… The banner ad and the comic match XD How often do you figure that happens?
Wait a second… The banner ad advertising the comic we’re already reading… This would cause a link loop of doom! Divide by ZERO!
OH SHI-
Oh.
You.
Suuuck.
NOT REALLY!
You know what, though, if you go back over the last month Willis did do a deft job of pulling it all together. Even with the ball and everything! The only part I’m lost on is how Sal got back – facing away from them.
No matter, I give this an A anyway. Fantastic crafting on a limited time budget.
Sal = Batman.
She can do anything.
Also, I believe you mean EASIEST Christmas strip ever.
haven’t i seen this pic before?
I have too.
The powers of Retcon say…. No.
It was Willis’ Twitter background some time earlier this year. Pretty awesome.
It’s also in his DA gallery.
I cropped it from “Late”. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/late/
It was such a perfect image.
If by worst you mean boobs.
Er, best.
THE BREAST CHRISTMAS EVER!
Just a titty bit.
It’s jugs that good.
I dunno, man, I’m kinda melons-choly.
I hope you all got those corny puns off your chest.
Orbs course I did!
I think you’re all milking this pun thing too much..
We’re just having funbags.
You guys are all a bunch of boobs.
Yeah, tit ain’t hurting anybody
NIPPLES
amidoinitrite?
For a nickel no less, the breast deal around.
Tats all folks. Knockerz it off.
Hooters you think you’re talking to?
Punny, round, oversized gifts all around; it’s the breast time of the year!
Oh the humammery!
You could say it was the titular page for the storyline.
@AJBulldis, hu-mammary, not humammery.
No one has to worry about drowning right now, since Walky’s buried, and all the ladies are sporting their own PFDs.
We really should nipple this in the bud.
You wanna hit it in the jugular?
Before we suffer through any more of man’s inhumanity to mams.
I just thought I’d de-lurk to say that I really enjoyed this string of puns. But now, I’ve got to get going.
Ta-tas!
*Breast
Merry Christmas!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/Ridureyu/Tree_Topper.png
I couldn’t find the tree topper.
MMMMMMM Achocalypse!
The ducks are coming for Walky’s feet!!!
DUCKS! DUUUUUUCKS!
*ducks* What!?!
YUK! There is sand on that them McNuggets.
Hey, it gives the dish a much-needed textural element.
I’m pretty sure McNuggets are ONLY texture.
…in America!!
They ain’t much different in Rome.
They’re not that different because they’re not even getting made in Rome!
And yet delicious everywhere!
Rewind, did I just say McNuggets are nothing?
Yes, they are made in Rome.
Maybe one alley or two away from the Spanish Steps, there’s a McDonald’s. It’s pretty upscale, but the food is the same.
I was making a poke at how dysfunctional Italy is becoming, in behind Greece. I was being far too political, though XD
As a former Tyson employee, I beg to differ. They are, and always have been white breast meat.
Some of those grocery store knockoffs however…
I think I stick with tomato sauce thank you very much.
Please. If I want tomato-based condiments, I’ll stick with real tomato-based condiments like ketchup, thank you very much.
Tomato sauce is what we call ketchup in Malaysia though I don’t know what they call ketchup where Mongoose is from.
In Australia, Ketchup and Tomato sauce are similar but not quite the same.
Ketchup has things like vinegar, cloves, and cinnamon in it.
Tomato sauce is vinegar-less and has things like oil and meat/vegetable stock in it.
I could menstruate a better tomato-based product than this “tomato sauce”. And I’m male.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
How about I give you the next best thing; a recipe!
40 ounces tomato paste
2 peppers, diced
1 clove garlic
1 to 2 laxatives
Eat everything, then take laxatives. Wait until duty calls. Scoop from toilet and serve.
FOR THE SUBTLETY IMPAIRED: I am saying that this tomato sauce is worse than shit.
Have you even tasted it before???
I don’t need to taste it; KETCHUP FOREVER!!!
Thus the Ketchup VS Tomato Sauce War began, resulting in a war so bloody, the rivers ran red with condiments until the BBQ Sauce League swooped in and displaced both items.
Exactly.
And then BBQ sauce ruled supreme. This lasted very long, indeed. Unfortunately, as time went on, there started to be different flavours in their ranks. The family BBQ began to split and change. Eventually this led to a bloody war to determine who the ruling BBQ would be…
To be continued-
The BBQ kingdom broke up into four smaller duchies, Texas, Kansas City, Memphis, and North Carolina. It was left to the judges to decide who would rein supreme.
Yet all the while, the real power was held by the old time condiment, in its many incarnations, Mayonnaise.
…By sheer GIRTH alone.
Too bad nobody was watching out for Mustard and Honey Mustard… They were waiting…
Meanwhile, the little country of Relish was decidedly neutral in all of this, not wishing to get caught up in foreign disputes.
Until they joined forces with the now expelled Ketchup to create a new land of Burger Relish.
I have never encountered anything called ketchup in Australia.
The only places I see ketchup is at McDonalds.
That explains it then. Well, not really, since I’ve eaten at McDonalds occasionally. But I don’t pay attention to labels they put on things.
A place without ketchup!? NOOOOOOO!!
That’s not true! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
I spotted a bottle of Heinz Ketchup in Foodland while I was getting the last few items for Xmas but otherwise it is surrounded by Tomato, BBQ and even Worcestershire Sauces.
Conversely, one seldom finds Vegemite in the United States.
One seldom finds Vegemite here too. I’m sure it’s for the best.
Vegemite is the yeast by-product of beer making. I’m not sure who invented the idea of adding Vegemite to toast but I like it in small quanities.
I actually like both Vegemite and ketchup. I’m very selective about using either one, though.
I almost always put vegemite on my toast. Or sandwiches. Or dry biscuits, even. And there is nothing that tastes better than a sandwich on slightly dense wholemeal bread with margarine (not butter) and vegemite in a 2:3 ratio, each spread on one of the two pieces of bread forming the sandwich and eaten with the side having vegemite spread on it at the bottom, with minimal chewing until the taste has been fully savoured. Unless you use bread that’s either dry or floury, in which case the taste is average to terrible.
They say that vegemite is an acquired taste. I wouldn’t know, as it’s been my preferred spread since I was 3. I don’t remember a time when the taste hadn’t been ‘acquired’.
I can confirm that for you. Like most Americans, I only knew of Vegemite thanks to Men At Work lyrics. I’m always curious to try new foods anyway, so when I found some, I bought it. It was not palatable at all initially, but having paid 5 USD for for a tiny 220 gram jar, well dammit, I was going to finish it anyway. I acquired the taste long before using up the jar.
Ketchup and peanut butter are both supposed to be similarly acquired tastes that are best acquired during childhood. All three are often reviled by people who didn’t grow up with them. I figure that means a peanut butter, Vegemite, and ketchup sandwich should be universally repulsive.
Thr trick with Vegemite is to use only a small amount on your bread/toast, otherwise it ends up tasting vile.
On the first day of Christmas Willis gave to me, two hot chicks burying Walky.
On the second day of Christmas, Willis gave to me, three cute smiles, and two hot chicks burying Walky!
On the third day of Christmas, Willis gave to me, FORE-sha-dow-ing,
three cute smiles,
two hot chicks a burying
and a Partridge family D-V-D!
On the forth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky!
On the fifth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
Six shippers are a pairing,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky!
On the sixth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
Seven birds a-flying,
Six shippers shipping,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
Three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky!
On the seventh day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
Eight mammories a milking.
Seven birds a-flying,
Six shippers shipping,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
Three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky!
On the eighth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me
Nine sandy mcnuggets
Eight mammories a milking.
Seven birds a-flying,
Six shippers shipping,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
Three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky
On the eighth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me
Ten football losses
Nine sandy mcnuggets
Eight mammories a milking.
Seven birds a-flying,
Six shippers shipping,
FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
FORE-sha-dow-ing,
Three cute smiles,
and two chicks burying Walky
On the *ninth* day of Christmas, Willis gave to me
Ten football losses……
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Willis gave to me
Way too many horribly distorted versions of this song.
Seriously, at least have the numbers match. That’s all I ask.
On the nth day of Christmas
Willis gave to me
Sum from i = 2 to i = n+1 of
({where i =/= 4, i nouns paired with adjective or verb,
where i = 4, FORE-sha-dow-ing})
Zab, you are amazing.
Hey, Andrew started it!
It’s just that we’re too lazy to correct it.
I had kinda expected the the 2nd person to do a 2 thing, even though I had done my 1 as a 2 because tree rhymed with Walky, and there were two girls burying him and oh no I’ve gone cross-eyed >_0
On the first day of Christmas Willis gave to me, The baps of Sal and Billie
That should almost be in the punny thread.
You’re offering cheesecake for Christmas. This is no fail, good sir. This is a Holiday win.
“Happy Christmas” for some. “Happy Chinese Take-Out” for everyone else.
Pity there is no one in the pic over 25, then it would be also a Christmas Cake shot.
Also, Merry Capitalistmas from your friends in retail!
Xmas is very important to most of the capitalist countries of the world, if we stopped celebrating Xmas, the result would make the GFC look like a minor hiccup.
I’m aware. I just called it what it is, is all! Like Capitalentine’s day!
But I’m lactose intolerant ….. uhmmm ….. mmmm …. ah heck with it…. where are my lactase pills?
THAT’S the spirit! The Holiday Cheesecake Spirit!
Joyce – “Dat ass.”
No, that’s what Billie is thinking. She’s even got the right facial expression for it!
I think that’s what everyone is thinking. Everyone has the hots for Sal’s ass: Dorothy, Dina, Joyce, Dina’s floaties and tube, the straw, the chicken nuggets, the ball, maybe Walky’s feet, and even the gay ducks might be feeling a bit bi-curious, but nobody has the hots more than Billie. Nobody.
Even my gravatar changed to show its support for Sal’s ass.
what about the sailboat?
Don’t you mean SALboat? She could float you anywhere – in style!
Oooh, continuity error! In the previous strip, Billie wasn’t wearing her glasses, and previously, she was wearing mirrored sunglasses. Looks like Mr. Willis needs to remake the poster
In the previous strips, Billie wasn’t wearing her glasses because she had been in (and just gotten out of) the water. As someone who wears glasses, I can tell you that I take off my glasses while swimming, as glasses with water droplets on them do nothing to improve my vision. When I’m done playing in the water, I puts my glasses back on, so I can see.
Obviously, this is most likely the case with Billie. She simply put her glasses on sometime between deciding to bury Walky in the sand and actually doing it.
The internet is serious business.
The Holidays are all about Billie fan service. I’m not complaining.
Because we all totally didn’t see this coming.
I like the gay duck couple strolling through. Very progressive for rural Indiana.
How do you know they’re gay?
They’re in a Willis strip.
Point taken.
…Touche.
Well, they are two male ducks. However, the question would probably be “How do you know they’re a couple??” =P
Just Because!
Chekov’s Gun.
Thor’s at least partly right, though. Mallard males have the pretty green heads, the females are more of an all-over brown. Them’s guy ducks.
That’s two! Two drakes! Muahahahahahahaha!
Two Drakes? Crap, DC must be doing another Crisis series.
Just what we need, another crisis.
Just what we need, another crisis.
Apparently.
Have I seen this before somewhere?
I see what you did there.
…that’s a lot of plotting effort just to reuse a print in the strip
And thus we come full circle.
SLAP SOME D’S ON THAT bongo
Upgrade to Double Ds.
Upgrade it to Triple Ds.
Diners, Drive-ins and Dives?
Plasma, what is that gravatar from? It looks very familiar.
DDD’s = Damngurlthosearesome Daggumnicebewbsyouhavethere DareIsqueezethem?
Oglaf, particularly this page.
http://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/
Huh. I knew the prison chick from this week’s strip looked familiar.
So happy I’m not the only person who reads oglaf
Everyone reads Oglaf. Not at work. With tissues. Properly hydrated.
I’m okay with this.
Oh, I no longer have a Walky avatar. That’s sad.
There have been numerous ripples in the avatar generation pond recently. Your avatar used to be mine. I miss it, but it’s in a better place now. I made a cool swirly circle thing to replace it.
Somehow the Dina avatar makes the sad comment sadder.
Aaand mine constantly changes. I have no clue who this is….anyone know how to make your own avatar?
No idea.
And the Walky one that I used to have would have made the first one much more expressive.
I’ve lived my whole life either in Florida or Israel. It took me several seconds to figure out why this was supposedly a bad Christmas strip.
As I sit in my bedroom with my windows open in shorts and a T-shirt, I can’t help but think “this is the first Christmas *anything* I’ve ever really been able to relate to.”
On the one hand, December in Indiana isn’t exactly beach weather.
On the other hand, semester started in the fall, the actual passage of time in DoA so far has been about a week…
On someone elses hand…it’s supposedly apprx. Sept. in DoA, but the time frame is marked Christmas….so….
It’s Christmas and they are all members of the Polar Bear Club!
Joke:
What did the duck say to the other duck?
Possible Answer:
“DAMN, those are some huge boobies!”
The traditional answer is “Quack.”
Actually, though… their line of sight is difficult to determine, but I think they’re eyeing those McNuggets. Is there trouble brewing for McNalky?
what did the chick say to the other chick when the hen laid an orange instead of an egg?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAlfr7wsqcM
Orange you glad it’s not a coconut?
I listened to your link, so I know the correct answer.
Dammit, meant to post this question here instead of yesterday’s strip.
My new Gravatar – who is she? I don’t recall seeing her, and I can’t really just go to Walkypedia and search for “black chick.”
As I said in yesterday’s strip:
It’s a new one on my. I haven’t seen her before – and I was just back through It’s Walky! recently.
Spoilers? God, I summon thee! Then again, if it’s spoilers, I doubt Willis will hop in here and explain it all =/
I think she’s from the concept sketches the artist showed us awhile back, of Walkyverse characters who had been Dumbified for the Dumbiverse.
The only reference I could find is that she was from Squad 48 back in It’s Walky, she only had a nickname, Tootsi.
Cuz that’s how she rolls.
“I’m gonna stab you in the EYE!
oh. mah. gawd. DAY-um.
Happy Christwaanzahnakkah!
festivus?
SEMME-kini!
Are we getting HEAD alien for Solstice?
Was that a dirty joke? I think it was!
You’re just Monkey Master baiting.
Oh, there’s the dirty joke! This makes me glad I actually read through the series.
What, Ron Stoppable reads this strip?
He’s an ape.
I’m very ape and very nice. Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
Bow chicka bow-wow!
Blarg chicka blarg honk!
BEST CHRISTMAS STRIP EVER.
Oh god, it’s not bikini week at Keenspot, is it?
You da man, David. You da man.
Hey Animal, did you notice that it looks like Billie’s right-hand strap has broken and is about to fall?
Notice it? I’m counting on it!
I see what you did there
Feliz naviboobs!
Merry Chestmass!
Not the worst Christmas strip ever.
Avatar!
Avatar II!
Avatar III!
OK, I like Avatar II best.
Can’t be the *worst* Christmas strip ever. It’s got Dina in it!
And everything’s better with Dina.
I actually saw that he was building to this scenelet, but I didn’t realize he was actually going to directly post the thing in the comic.
But that aside, I’m actually -not- typically SalXBillie, (JoyceXDorothy is more fun in my brain), but is it me, or is it hard to interpret Billie’s expression in any way that doesn’t imply some form of lovesickness?
“Who me burying your brother nuh uh not me!”
Dorothy has the same look.
They both have the “I’m too old to be caught playing in the sand by someone as ‘cool’ as Sal” look, but Dorothy is still burying Walky anyway, while Billie is hiding the sand bucket behind her back. Which can be interpreted as Billie trying not to look ‘uncool’ in front of Sal, or just character continuity with Billie trying not to look ‘uncool’ in general. Maybe a combination of the two.
Mr. Willis, I’m afraid you spelled worst wrong. Here, I’ll help you:
B-E-S-T
There. XD It’s sorted out, now.
Dammit, Willis, I told you to make that line on Sal’s elbow thinner, or less intense, but NOOO, you didn’t listen to me. NOW THE WORLD WILL END AND IT”S TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Yeah, you told me to make Sal’s elbow line thinner like nine whole months after I printed fifty of these posters!
I have the perfect quote for all griping!
But seriously, wouldn’t it be spectacular if the world ended in 2012 (for those who believe in that) because one webcomic artist lacked a Tardis and effectively divided by zero in the eyes of those unable to read time-stamps? The answer is yes, yes it would.
Yeah, that was actually kind of the entire reason I said the above statement. I knew that it was extremely unlikely you would want to/be able to do so. But oh well, it still looks okay. Sal’s generous endowments distract me rather easily.
Wait, she has elbows?
look at all those clavicles. . .
I’ll be in my bunk.
Clavicles are pretty hot!
I think this is what you were looking for.
And by this, I meant that.
I divided by zero.
And a Firefly quote was all that was missing to make this the best Christmas ever!
I know exactly what you mean.
-grabs Firefly blu-ray set-
clavichords are pretty hot
By god Billie and Sal look amazing kudos
I just now noticed the ducks…
I am so disappointed in myself that I didn’t see this storyline building to this poster! Well do e Willis…I am totally slipping.
Do E? Why do you want Willis to take ecstasy?
That would be disastrous for the webcomic. Here is a projection of what Willis’ comics would look: Here, on this link. Click here.
HAHAHAHA, that’s brilliant!
Possible side-effects? Debilitating brain damage. Yayyyy!
It would look like that if he were making it for people on ecstacy. If he used the substance himself, he wouldn’t have the attention span to finish a strip.
This whole storyline was nothing more than a build-up to this poster-print.
Well played, Willis. Well played.
It must certainly be villainy!
…Willis is going to slap me – this is in reply to Kernanator /\
This is what happens when you try to get pissed enough to pass out on account of Clopening (seriously, clopen at this time of year?) near the Solstice and haven’t fallen asleep yet.
I just thought you should know, I got pajama jeans for Christmas. AND I LOVE THEM.
Contextual ads work!
The downside with knowing a lot(relatively) about a subject featured in a drawing is that you tend to focus on that and are a real pain in the ass to please. Like, that drawing is great, but the boat is drivin me nuts. It looks like the jib/genoa(front sail) is getting backwinded and it looks weird. Great otherwise, and yays for sal
Wanna try tickling him?
I mean, come on, you are missing the perfect opportunity with a kinky scene with Walky and all the girls he’s shippable with, AND his own sister!
has anyone else noticed that the colors of billie’s and sal’s swimwear is the same?
I remember seeing this the first time, the original one, where all the characters were like, not smiling and looked kinda sad and the colors weren’t as bright either.
I think Willis was sick or something, but I remember it.
My only question for this page,
Where did the mcnuggets come from?
Walky is suspiciously missing…