So, you’re leaving, aren’t you’
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
It’s just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been looking around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I’m sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife’
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
I’m not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing
FAAAAAAACE. There, that one’s out of the way now as well, even if it doesn’t make any sense (as if it ever did to begin with). Hopefully all of these dumb memes will be limited to one thread per comic.
Aaaaaand there we go. I knew you perverts had a Monkey Masterbating joke in you. I am surprised it took so long. And relieved because it saves me from having to make the joke.
Yeah, I’m predicting Dorothy hugging Walky in response to the nights events and Walky not knowing what to do. I’m guessing he still employs obfuscating stupidity, so he’s going to know that it’s not romantic, and it is possible that by showing a sign of maturity here Dorothy starts liking him more; perhaps not attracted to him, but becoming closer.
Unfortunately, if he starts acting like a grown up, everyone is going to expect him to dress like a grown up. That means wearing ties. THE TIES ARE COMING FOR YOU WALKY!
Well, admittedly I just pop in a Disney movie, Disney/Pixar movie, or Sailor Moon…but it still counts as watching cartoons to cope with life’s burdens! D:
Oh no! Now Dorothy is going to (sub)consciously associate Dexter and Monkey Master with date rape drugs and that douchebag Ryan! NOOOO! (And perhaps now Walky will associate it with depressed and sad Dorothy! NOOOO again)
I like to thank the influence of the various innuendo enriched British comedies of the 60s, 70s and 80s for the style of humour I often espress when I post on the internets.
Or, as has been pointed out to me before when I brought up that very thing, now that Dorothy brought it up and pre-emptively shot him down it is possible that he’s not at all worried about the impression he makes.
I have a feeling it wouldnt matter what was on the screen, I’m not sure she’s ever ‘seeing’ it. And if it is porn, why isn’t Walky making a mad dash to replace the disk when he sees what’s playing?
He put the disc in fresh. Having watched one or two in my life, I can tell you that there’s plenty of intro advertisements and stuff in the first minute (usually before you even get to the dirty stuff) that would alert you that, no, this is NOT D&MM. He could switch the movie out LONG before people started getting, I dunno, hit in the face with fuzzy toys.
Also, this is a much better coping mechanism than mine, which is to completely suppress the depression (along with most other emotions) and let it fester quietly until it explodes forth as a mental illness.
Therapist loves telling you how this is a bad coping method, they usually wind up getting a few thousand dollars out of you if they need to tell you this.
I had 5 hours of sleep last night
This morning, I woke up and stabbed myself with the pointy bit of my compass. I then yelled at it and put it in time-out.
This would have been creepy and inappropriate if the genders were reversed. “Hey female, it’s late, I’m getting in your room and I’m also in my pajamas! Put on a show for me! Yes, that’s good!”
I still can’t accept that that shirt Dorothy’s got on is a pajama shirt. Those sleeves are not the sleeves of a normal wide-necked shirt worn shoved off the shoulder; if it were the one sleeve would extend much lower. That shirt was designed to be worn as she’s wearing it – which isn’t normal for PJs as far as I know.
She’s on the verge of tears and he’s looking away, so it could be any of the following:
1) The episode where Monkey Master finds out that his cannons aren’t waterproof, and he’s killed his living ammunition.
2) The episode where Dexter starts to forget who everyone is, and they then vanish into nothingness, only to realize it’s a dream (which was one of the worst episodes by a consensus of the fans and the creators).
3) The episode where Dexter and Monkey Master become Dextra and Monkey Mistress.
4) The episode where they cross over with Ultracar.
or my final guess, 5) The episode where they focus on the side characters, and Dexter and Monkey Master only show up in the last 2 minutes.
Yeah, I’ve been in Walky’s position before. Female friend stops by, offers to watch something, breaks down crying a couple minutes later. Awkward times.
So what’s the logic behind it? If she was going to ask for emotional support, why wouldn’t she say that? If she was afraid she wouldn’t be let in/would be taken advantage of, wouldn’t the same happen when she does break down?
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, BLOB? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU UPVOTE A STRANGER ON THE INTERBUTTS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, BLOB! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU UPVOTE A STRANGER ON THE INTERBUTTS!
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Awkward…
BONDING THROUGH DEPRESSION, HUZZAH.
You guys have it ALL WRONG. She’s isn’t crying because she’s sad. Her eyes are just watering because Walky hasn’t showered in 3 days.
I was thinking that either A: todays happenings are just now hitting her, or B: walky accidentally put on some really raunchy pron
“For your information there’s an inflammation in her tear gland”
“Her eyes are just a little sweaty today…”
Or as Batman would refer to it, “An involuntary lacrimal gland spasm.”
Why is she leaking?
It’s what they call “tears”. It’s a sign of their weakness.
“She’s just been cutting onions, She’s making a lasagna…”
So, you’re leaving, aren’t you’
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
It’s just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been looking around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I’m sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife’
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
I’m not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing
I WAS CRYYYYYIN WHEN I MET YOU
NOW I’M TRYYYYYIN TO FORGET YOUUUUUU
YOUR LOVE IS SWEEEEEET MISERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
She’s making a lasagna… for one.
For some reason, that grav seems perfect for that comment.
For one?? Pfft, never had lasgna with onions. Make it double.
My relationships with many women hinge on exactly that.
You mean “awwwwww… -kward.”
This is adorable and awkward at the same time.
Awkdorable?
Awdorkwarble
Dorkwarble is my new favourite word.
It describes that inarticulate noise that’s somewhere between a “squee” and a delighted gasp.
Or possibly the cry of a particularly endearing bird.
d’aaaaawwkward?
Sad d’awwww…
/signed
Did I miss something?
Ohhhh it’s a copping mechanism.
Do you mean “coping” “or “groping” mechanism?
coping.
With her penis.
In his man-gina.
The DoA meme chain has suddenly taken a dark turn…
This has been your daily dose of the wandering meme…
…HONOR ME!!!
For a nickel?
FAAAAAAACE. There, that one’s out of the way now as well, even if it doesn’t make any sense (as if it ever did to begin with). Hopefully all of these dumb memes will be limited to one thread per comic.
That’s what I thought you meant, but it would be funnier if it was “groping” mechanism.
But… but… that’s not Joyce’s bunk!
=(
Rosie the Riveter says:
You can’t win the war with only one ship!
You won the comment of the day award!!
What’ll you do now?
Sail into the sunset on the S.S. DinaWalky
Meh. Threesomes are more fun than love triangles anyway.
Am I missing the punchline here?
The punchline is sadness. (She has tears in her eyes)
I must be losing it, does this mean that Monkey Master is not helping her mood??
I’d say it means the episode where Monkey Master got date raped was an unfortunate choice.
Totally came here to make that joke.
Seconded. God damnit.
God damnit.
The punchline is bow-chicka-bow-wow
Mike would find this punchline HILARIOUS.
The joke is…there is no joke.
The joke is a lie!
Not the joke too!
First the cake, now this…
The punchline is porn. Maybe.
Very sad porn apparently.
Yeah, it’s called End of Evangelion *rimshot*
End of Utena would have been way better and just as confusing as fuck.
I saw that one, and can see how it would be sad. Shinji made a mess and got his orange goo all over the place. That was so f’ed up.
Not just his orange goo. All kinds of his goo.
His goo is orange?
Yes. He probably needs to get that checked out by a doctor.
The orange goo is PEOPLE!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Orange goo!
We could change back if we wanted to!
Orange goo!
ABBAgelion wouldn’t have worked for you.
I try to forget that scene, actually. It was even more awkward than “Asuka and Rei ride an elevator”.
Yeah, masturbation is awkward. I should know, I walked in on my roommate while he was doing it.
ALL I WANTED WAS OREO COOKIES, WHY DID I GET SAUSAGE?!
Most appropriate icon ever?
Walky naked chowing down on McNugs – wayyyyy more inappropriate.
The drama tag is pre-pulled on this comic. There isn’t always a punchline.
OOPS HE PUT IN A PORN DVD.
Yeah. When you have a roomate like Mike, you always have to make sure the discs and cases haven’t been switched.
The discs were not switched, this is Monkey Master porn.
Which would be in the regular season collections…why?
Like you said, because of Mike!
Oh wait Candlejack said the discs weren’t switched, my mista
Oops. Looks like you ninja’d my other post.
Chirsby, WHY did you say his name?
Whose name?
He said Candleja–
Applejack?
Yes.
But he would have put those there. That would involve switching either the discs or the covers.
The better question is, why does it exist in the first place and why does Walky own it?
It exists because of Rule 34. Come on now, you should know this!
Because Mike went to the FACTORY years ago and made sure that Monkey Master Porn was inserted into literally every single boxed set. JUST IN CASE.
Mike is the factory. For Monkey Master Rule 34. Purely in anticipation of having Walky as his roomate.
Monkey Master porn can be awkward. He’s just sitting there, plugged in to Sensitive Scanner, then shooting off his monkey gun.
Brain Bleach now required.
Brain Bleach not included with purchase. Additional conditions may apply; see store for details.
You bastard.
Monkey Master [takes the] Bait.
Aaaaaand there we go. I knew you perverts had a Monkey Masterbating joke in you. I am surprised it took so long. And relieved because it saves me from having to make the joke.
I’m still immature enough to enjoy sexual innuendos so.
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Dorothy is crying because her childhood has just been molested in a dark alley. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Quick, Walky, start talking about sand! That’ll charm her.
Ouch. Nasal coffee expulsion.
As long as he doesn’t throw things at her again. There’s been enough head trauma for one night.
Walky needs to make a move.
Now.
I think its very telling when one sees a depressed girl/woman and think “opening.”
It’s a natural opportunity for hugs.
In this context, I think that counts as ‘making a move.’
Not sure what you thought. Get your mind out of the gutter, sir. (That’s a joke, btw.)
Yeah, I’m predicting Dorothy hugging Walky in response to the nights events and Walky not knowing what to do. I’m guessing he still employs obfuscating stupidity, so he’s going to know that it’s not romantic, and it is possible that by showing a sign of maturity here Dorothy starts liking him more; perhaps not attracted to him, but becoming closer.
Unfortunately, if he starts acting like a grown up, everyone is going to expect him to dress like a grown up. That means wearing ties. THE TIES ARE COMING FOR YOU WALKY!
four panels, only two of wich have speech.
all i have to say.
Two sentence fragments, neither of them particularly helpful. Or, to put it another way:
Fine words do not a comic make,
Nor images a tale.
Quick Walky, run away from the Windsor Nazis!!!!!
Haha, that’s funny because it’s a play on words. I like jokes! (Seriously, I laughed)
Isn’t it a little early in their relationship to be discussing bondage?
Yes, after all, tears are the best natural lubricant.
Daily squick quota achieved. Thank you for that.
Brain Bleach.
You’ve been watching a bunch of Japanese porn again, haven’t you?
Like throw his “Monkey Master” at her head and shout “I GIVE IT TO YOU!”
Projectile assault is sure to win over all hearts and minds!
Aww….Dorothy and Walky are going to have a moment….
More like a BROment.
…But only a moment. It is his first time, after all…
Dorothy is going to cry and then Mike will cry because he didn’t cause it
No, Mike will “help” Walky be empathetic by making him cry. With a kick to the balls.
Then he’ll bang Walky’s mom, just for good measure. With his penis. It should only cost him a nickel.
in her FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
wow, i honestly feel dirty…
Then here, have a washcloth. No charge.
Why is it crunchy?!?!?
Because he put it in the toaster.
Hmm, intriguing.
WHOOPS, WRONG DVD.
Yeah, “Walking with Dinosaurs” was intended for another audience.
Seriously, stop watching Evangelion, IT’S JUST GOING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE.
to quote piro in one of his books “sometimes life doesnt have a punch line
Problem is, megatokyo never has a punchline.
Sure it does – at least as often as is necessary to lure you into a false sense of security.
Yes it does, but you will be living in an old age home before he posts it.
Dorothy: “Ok, this isn’t working. Let’s try random meaningless sex.”
-elsewhere-
Joe: “I suddenly feel like I’m missing something. I don’t know why, but it makes me very sad.”
I sense a disturbance in the force
You mean a disturbance in the pants.
Sooooo, she’s gonna date rape HIM now…right?
Man, where’d she put her rufies?
If we’re talking about Joe, that is the Force.
penis* with his penis.
god, you MISSED that!?
You could say it went right over his head.
Who’s penis went over who’s head now?
“My pants suddenly got tight and I have no idea why.”
I have the weirdest boner right now?
I would consult a plastic surgeon about that.
Joe – Why boner?
8===D – BECAUSE! C:
You WOULD, Walkerton.
Looks like they started on the wrong episode.
You mean the one where everybody worships Satan and stabs Jews?
Walky has “Birth Of A Nation” fanfic?
Nah, he started up the after school special.
Walky had better not slip something in her drink!
“Nothing good happens after 2AM”
Oh Dorothy, why must you be so cruel?
I smell regret
I smell McNuggets. Don’t worry, I often get the two confused.
Man, you’re on fire today
I know, I need to get some ointment for that or something. (Seriously though, I don’t know why, I’m just on a roll in general today.)
Just avoid rubbing Tiger Balm on your junk, it is NOT a good idea, TRUST ME ON THIS.
…………….I’m going to regret asking this, but why is this a bad idea…?
Tiger Balm is a muscle cream, like Icy Hot or Ben Gay.
It’s rather amazing the scope (and type) of topics you have covered in your comic career.
Man, Joe is a dick. And it truly is excruciating.
No, Joe actually enjoys it. Which, really, is probably worse.
It’s funny, because I was just thinking about posting the link to that comic, then suddenly, Willis has already done it.
DAMN YOU, WILLIS, YOU NINJA.
Does it really hurt that bad? O_O
Considering the burning/freezing sensation it gives, combined with the overall sensitivity of genitals in general…
…I’d say, probably yes.
Yes. Yes it does.
No, regret smells the failure bowl from KFC.
I think I will stick with the Fillets Box from KFC, it smells better.
Hey! She deals with problems the same way I DO!
…
Well, admittedly I just pop in a Disney movie, Disney/Pixar movie, or Sailor Moon…but it still counts as watching cartoons to cope with life’s burdens! D:
For me it’s either a good book or British comedy. Tonight I was stressed but a couple of episodes of That Mitchell and Webb Look made it all better.
i usually just strangle small, cute, cuddly things…
I recommend that last episode of Nephlite’s, for true relaxation. He turns sparkly!
That’s how I deal with depression. Watch the hell out of some cartoons.
Anime is to me what alcohol is to Billie.
Oh no! Now Dorothy is going to (sub)consciously associate Dexter and Monkey Master with date rape drugs and that douchebag Ryan! NOOOO! (And perhaps now Walky will associate it with depressed and sad Dorothy! NOOOO again)
Man, Dexter is ruined.
You mean Dexter from Dexter’s Lab?
I already associate Dexter with brutal murder and dismemberment. But I may be thinking of something else.
Yeah, me too. Though I wouldn’t say “brutal”; I’d rather be murdered by Dexter than by most of his clients ….
Man, this is going to end in like, TEN different levels of awkward.
one,
two,
three, there’s four,
five, six, seven,
I guess that’s eight,
nine,
…I must have missed one.
It’s over there. No, to your left, behind the cupboard.
It’s in a box with the ambiguity.
Why do these things always have to devolve into a pixel hunt?
“What smells like McNuggets?”
Could be worse. Could be shoe polish.
…Now make out. Make out, dammit!
Does that ever work?
Once, on a TV show.
That worked for me on Glee in a scene between Blaine and Kurt. But only once. I think I lost the power after that.
You wasted that power on GLEE? For shame, sir or madam. For SHAAAAAAME!
Don’t knock it if it works.
Admittedly though, i’d’ve tried it on starwars…dressed like palpatine…wielding a vibrating lightsaber…covered in ky extreme…
…man I need help.
Or at least peek down her loosely-fitting top.
(Hmm…is that what he’s doing in panel 3?)
He could be trying to figure out whether he should go for the arm around the shoulder.
Looks more like he’s focusing on her hair judging by the angle of his eyes.
Yes but it was initialised by the lady.
So Kiss him you fool!
Damn thread structure: That comment was directed at iSaidCandleja-.
For a moment I thought they were watching Dexter – the murderer.
This crossover should happen!
Dexter must follow the Code of Honeybun.
Put a calming hand on her shoulder! QUICK! Don’t be dense Walky!
Hug her damnit hug her!
Or throw a bigger plushie at her head at least.
Yes, he’ll throw his plushie at her. She might leave it on the floor again though.
So, Plasma, who’s the Icon of the Day?
Today’s grav is brought to you by Pokemon White, she is the female protagonist Hilda.
YAAAAAAAY! *Kermit the frog style*
Plasma Mongoose, I like how when you change your avatar, it renders all previous comments about your avatar absurd.
Not sarcasm, by the way. I genuinely like it!
That’s the bonus benefit. When I post a comment sarcastically, I tend to use the 😛 symbol.
*flails arms wildly*
it’s gonna be another drama button moment after they both wake up next to mike.
And wonder why both they’re anal cavities hurt.
You sir just made my night.
and given a chance, Mike can make your hole weak. 😀
You win all the internets.
I just hope you’re ready plasma…preparedness is everything.
Plasma, that was so amazing I had to read it twice to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating the amazing concentration.
Between Plasma Mongoose and Kernanator I am in the presence of greatness.
I like to thank the influence of the various innuendo enriched British comedies of the 60s, 70s and 80s for the style of humour I often espress when I post on the internets.
Oh stop, you’re making me blush!
He’s not freaking out that she’s there, why is he not freaking out? WHY?!
He’s too shocked to be freaking out.
Or, as has been pointed out to me before when I brought up that very thing, now that Dorothy brought it up and pre-emptively shot him down it is possible that he’s not at all worried about the impression he makes.
Awww, Dorothy. I like Dorothy. Dorothy is a good character.
That gravatar turns that nice, wholly appropriate statement into something dirtysexy.
You see it too?
Gravatar, how are you so prescient and awesome?
Aww Dorothy :(¨Refuge in beloved series sniff.
And then they lived an awkward and mildly depressing life together. The End.
Somehow your avatar makes it funnier.
I know right?
I found it strange that im the first ive seen with drunk mike.
So, the gravatar/comment combination gave me an amusing visual of Mike narrating a kids’ movie storybook style.
Storytime With Mike needs to be a thing now. Willis, make it happen.
Second.
Third. The motion should totally pass.
glad that i can help out.
Wouldn’t that basically begin and end with “I f-ed your mom?”
What about with drunk mike sobering up over time.
I have a feeling it wouldnt matter what was on the screen, I’m not sure she’s ever ‘seeing’ it. And if it is porn, why isn’t Walky making a mad dash to replace the disk when he sees what’s playing?
He’s still wide-eyed and shocked, hitting that point is just taking longer. He’s reached the “can barely move” stage.
He put the disc in fresh. Having watched one or two in my life, I can tell you that there’s plenty of intro advertisements and stuff in the first minute (usually before you even get to the dirty stuff) that would alert you that, no, this is NOT D&MM. He could switch the movie out LONG before people started getting, I dunno, hit in the face with fuzzy toys.
I wouldn’t know about that. But I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a porn genre known as D&MM.
er…darn no edit….that should be ” even seeing it”
Walky is handling this surprisingly well
What do you mean? He has gone catatonic. I am just waiting for the nosebleed when he “accidently” looks down her top.
Walky. It is tiem. Giv hugz.
Also, this is a much better coping mechanism than mine, which is to completely suppress the depression (along with most other emotions) and let it fester quietly until it explodes forth as a mental illness.
Yes, I’m having a hard time trying to find the key to making that approach work myself.
I’d go with “sooo…you wanna talk about it?”
Hey. Hey you. Want a sooooda?
As long as it isn’t Sierra Mist.
Therapist loves telling you how this is a bad coping method, they usually wind up getting a few thousand dollars out of you if they need to tell you this.
Money that could have bought a lot of cartoons, right?
Damn you Celebrity Jeopardy! I can never look at the word “therapist” the same again. Especially in the context of these last few strips.
I’ve read it that way since grade school. Fun times, fun times.
That’s why he’s called “the-rapist”!
Haiyoooooo
Better than my traditional coping mechanism, which is served in a glass over ice, possibly mixed with soda.
I let the site assign me a random avatar, and it gave me a lady. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN, A LADY.
Insecure about our gender identity, are we?
I let the site assign me a random avatar, and it gave me a brit. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN, A BRIT.
And I AM NOT, NOR EVER HAVE BEEN…
…no, wait. I’m good.
This is why I choose my own avatars. 😀
Me too. Feels more personal that way. I like to have an avatar that actually represents a part of me, not just a random picture.
I picked Condom Cap Roz because I thought it was funny. Plus, it adds at least 50% more innuendo to my posts.
Sleep deprivation somehow made that post seem funny to me at the time. Sleep deprivation does weird things to the brain.
I had 5 hours of sleep last night
This morning, I woke up and stabbed myself with the pointy bit of my compass. I then yelled at it and put it in time-out.
I let this site assign me a random avatar too. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN, A COMIC STRIP CHARACTER.
Awww…Your sarcastic mockery is better than mine.
But my mockery would never have happened without the inspiration of yours, so take due credit good sir!
I’m not here to steal all your energon. Nope, not at all. Honest! Nothing to see here, move along…
I’m actually an alien.
Damn. Beaten to the punch by… probably a couple hours.
I let myself assign me a non-random avatar, and it gave me a me. I AM NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER–oh wait, I am me. Never mind.
Liar!
You replaced you with a clone you and are speaking by remote even now!!
I salute you sir.
What Jackson does not know is that we’ve secretly replaced him with Folger’s Crystals. Let’s see if he notices…
That expression/gesture combo in your avatar? I’m turning it right back around on you.
Win. Just…win.
Psst…dorothy…
bow.
chicka.
bow.
Wow.
Chicka-bow, chicka-bow-wow, chicka bow wow WOOOOOOOOOW!!
*slap*
Brown-chicken-brown-cowwwwww!
That awkward moment when you realize your favorite childhood cartoon wasn’t as great as you remember.
Or movie, rewatched Evolution with Dan Aykroyd recently and… yeah.
His head is not blowing up like a balloon! Progress!
Damnit Willis! You need to make Dorothy LESS adorable. I wasn’t born to be a one woman man.
That’s so cute and sad at the same time it makes me teary!
In my FAAAACE!
A lot of things in this comic feel like college, but that one really reminds me of some nights with friends in those years.
…good times!
This would have been creepy and inappropriate if the genders were reversed. “Hey female, it’s late, I’m getting in your room and I’m also in my pajamas! Put on a show for me! Yes, that’s good!”
I still can’t accept that that shirt Dorothy’s got on is a pajama shirt. Those sleeves are not the sleeves of a normal wide-necked shirt worn shoved off the shoulder; if it were the one sleeve would extend much lower. That shirt was designed to be worn as she’s wearing it – which isn’t normal for PJs as far as I know.
Awkward turtle…
Oh, wow. I forgot that awkward turtle was a thing.
Somebody showed up to A-Kon this year with their kid dressed as awkward turtle. SUPER adorable.
i thought she was going to stay up all night next to joyce?
Sarah probably kicked everyone out of the dorm. Nothing they really can do now but wait it out anyway.
I just hope that Dorothy is OK 🙁
I sense some emotional-trauma-recovery sex coming on.
I would be astonished. Feel free to keep on wishing, though.
This reminds me of the day I went to see Follow that Bird in theatres. It was the first time I fully realized that you can never go back.
Huh. Thank you. That recollection might turn out to be very helpful right now.
I wonder if Walky’s ever seen bra strap before? If he plays his cards right, MAXIMUM SIDEBOOB!
… So which episode are they watching?
She’s on the verge of tears and he’s looking away, so it could be any of the following:
1) The episode where Monkey Master finds out that his cannons aren’t waterproof, and he’s killed his living ammunition.
2) The episode where Dexter starts to forget who everyone is, and they then vanish into nothingness, only to realize it’s a dream (which was one of the worst episodes by a consensus of the fans and the creators).
3) The episode where Dexter and Monkey Master become Dextra and Monkey Mistress.
4) The episode where they cross over with Ultracar.
or my final guess, 5) The episode where they focus on the side characters, and Dexter and Monkey Master only show up in the last 2 minutes.
Walky’s next moves will help form his future interactions with Dorothy for the time to come. Tread carefully Walky.
Its funny cause she’s traumatized.
“Tragedy is when _I_ get a papercut. Comedy is when YOU slip on a banana peel and break your neck.”
Unknown
Actually it’s from Mel Brooks.
Yeah, I’ve been in Walky’s position before. Female friend stops by, offers to watch something, breaks down crying a couple minutes later. Awkward times.
So what’s the logic behind it? If she was going to ask for emotional support, why wouldn’t she say that? If she was afraid she wouldn’t be let in/would be taken advantage of, wouldn’t the same happen when she does break down?
I’ll chalk it up to confused emotional states.
I know that feel bro… and sis actually. I’ve been on both ends of this awkwardness.
Here’s hoping it turns out ok.
I’ve seen enough porn to know where this is going.
No pizza delivery guy, no repair man, no cable guy, no milk man…I don’t see it going down any traditional road.
He fixes the cable?
Too much Reddit makes me want to upvote stuff everywhere on the interbutts.
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, BLOB? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU UPVOTE A STRANGER ON THE INTERBUTTS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, BLOB! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU UPVOTE A STRANGER ON THE INTERBUTTS!
This is late, but I really LOVE the lighting in the last two panels, Willis