And now i’m ready to nail Joe. With my not so strong looking, but absolutely hidden strength, muscular arms. I’m stronger than I look. Watch out Joyce! Tim to the Rescue!
I do approve of the casual style and the blatant honesty Joe displays. If I liked the way he smelled, I’d do him; if I didn’t like it, I wouldn’t; either way, I could make the decision immediately upon meeting him and neither of us would waste any time.
It’s rare to find a boy who smells nice, though. . .
I mean… eggplant is a perfectly fine color to wear. I keep meaning to buy a t-shirt in that color but when I go to buy some they never have my size and just end up with a 20th shade of blue -.-
“Converted to the Church of Joe” would have made far more sense. Although I suppose you could stretch “agnostic” to mean “questioning what loving god would ask me to wait until marriage before experiencing the wonder of Joe.”
It’s still better for a gentleman to have some sort of jacket to give to a lady-friend in case of a slight chill in the air. It’s romantic, and scores major booty points.
If I were Joyce, that last panel would just make me keep hearing the Underdog theme.
“Speed of lightning! Power of Thunder!
Foe to all who rob and plunder!
Underdog! Underdog!”
Okay, so the second line is more Amazi-Girl’s sort of thing, and the last line feels more like Danny at the moment, self-inflicted as that is. No matter. As far as I’m concerned, I shall now hear that song every time Joe appears.
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Well, guess he’s making sure he’s not overdressed.
… massive sigh, heh
Time to go hunt some aliens!
With his penis!!
Oh snap. I didn’t even notice the SEMI shirt. I wonder if Joe is the only one who wears them.
Wait, it has a smaller yellow stripe beneath it.
Maybe it’s only semi-SEMME?
And now i’m ready to nail Joe. With my not so strong looking, but absolutely hidden strength, muscular arms. I’m stronger than I look. Watch out Joyce! Tim to the Rescue!
okay, I can’t believe my avatar is Amb…erm Amazi-Girl, does that mean I’m really spider car?
No, we don’t know who Amazi-Girl is. All we know is that Amber is Spider-Car.
disgruntled aside.
it seems like its been a year since he asked her out…
With his Penis?
Come on, Joe, at least shower!
Chicks dig a little musk.
Really? Because that just makes me want to be as far away from the person as possible (which, sometimes, it’s not such a great distance)
I do approve of the casual style and the blatant honesty Joe displays. If I liked the way he smelled, I’d do him; if I didn’t like it, I wouldn’t; either way, I could make the decision immediately upon meeting him and neither of us would waste any time.
It’s rare to find a boy who smells nice, though. . .
I don’t know about that…
This is pretty priceless with the Joe avatar….
…yellow stripe.
TWO yellow stripes.
DOUBLE SEMME.
What does it mean?
So intense…
Wait…how does that work exactly? ^^;
With his penis.
The purple hoodie indicates that Joe is secure in his masculinity.
You mom is secure in his masculinity!
I mean… eggplant is a perfectly fine color to wear. I keep meaning to buy a t-shirt in that color but when I go to buy some they never have my size and just end up with a 20th shade of blue -.-
I thought it indicated that Joe was a king of men.
There are several words Joe with which Joe could have ended that sentence and still made sense. To my mind, “agnostic” is not one of them.
I guess dating Joe makes you wonder if there really is a god after all. …Guess we know why he doesn’t have a girlfriend.
Yeah, he couldn’t have gone with atheist. Having girls scream, “There is no god!” after a date with you is never a good sign.
“Converted to the Church of Joe” would have made far more sense. Although I suppose you could stretch “agnostic” to mean “questioning what loving god would ask me to wait until marriage before experiencing the wonder of Joe.”
Now Joe’s totally ready to fight Martians!
I know its summer-ish, but I hope its not cold at night regardless…
Joyce may dig muscles but she may not like snot dripping from congested noses!
It’s early September in Indiana. Chances are good it ain’t dipping below 80 period until October.
It’s still better for a gentleman to have some sort of jacket to give to a lady-friend in case of a slight chill in the air. It’s romantic, and scores major booty points.
Those are the best kind of points.
Danny is so speechless, he can’t even come up with a disgruntled aside, so he just says, “Disgruntled aside.”
Remark of agreement followed by exclamation regarding positive opinion of joke!
Tertiary agreement, followed by eye-roll inducing comment taking the joke too far!
with my penis
“Whole hearted…affirmation…of belief in a deity!”
This is the fifth response in the thirteenth thread.
He’s going to Joe her with his biceps. =)
That’s some pretty extreme fisting, right there…I’m not sure Joyce is quite ready for that.
Definitely might have to do some stretches first.
Something about having the Walky icon for this makes this comment more amusing.
“Hey, Joe, where you going with those guns above your hands?”
Nah, doesn’t quite scan properly.
“Hey, Joe, where you going with those guns you call “arms”?”
Still doesn’t quite roll off the tongue…
Yes but in the case of Joyce’s mom it would be a dream come true, less we forget her grandchildren craze…. or her “good book”
Honestly, there is some truth to muscles dressing you just by themselves. You can save a ton of money if you realize this simple fact.
If I were Joyce, that last panel would just make me keep hearing the Underdog theme.
“Speed of lightning! Power of Thunder!
Foe to all who rob and plunder!
Underdog! Underdog!”
Okay, so the second line is more Amazi-Girl’s sort of thing, and the last line feels more like Danny at the moment, self-inflicted as that is. No matter. As far as I’m concerned, I shall now hear that song every time Joe appears.
See, I don’t look at Joe and hear the Underdog theme song. All I hear is “The Touch” by Stan Bush.
I still harbor perverse sexual lust for Billie.
Who doesn’t?
My lust is so not perverse, I’ll have you know.
oh man. you too? she gave me a fake number..
I love Joe more than is reasonable.
Looks like he’s taking her to the gun show, if ya know what I mean, squire! Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more, say no more.
With his penis.
Joe’s final comment could be translated as; Once a girl goes to bed with me, I prove that THERE IS NO GOD with my lousy love-making.
OH MY GOD IS THAT A SEMME STRIPE ON HIS SHIRT