Is there really much in the way of Walkyverse fanfiction? Clearly I am not hanging out in the right places if there is. Also, now I’m sad I didn’t nominate Walkyverse for Yuletide.
Walky/Mike would actually be seriously entertaining. But I ship horrible, horrible things because I’m an awful person who likes to screw with terrible romcom tropes.
I’m pretty sure Mike could make a self-obsessed self-hating cheerleader like Billie cry without even being in the same room as her. His powers have always been the least dangerous part of him.
Do we know yet what his attitude is in this universe…? Good god I hope he’s an asshole (is that odd???) but we do we know this for sure? Willis could be messing with us. Whenever I’ve seen him he looks kind of pissed off… maybe if he talks to Billy, perhaps calls her on some of her shit? Then we might know… Hmmmm, maybe not, he wouldn’t want to do anything helpful… Or would he???
Considering this storyline is taking place in the current time… with this economy, I’d say she’s at least charging a dime by now. Even your mom has to raise her prices sometime for when Mike sticks his cock in her mouth.
Of course, this is balanced out by the fact that Mike usually takes a buck from your mom’s wallet on his way out of the apartment. Wouldn’t want her to get too extravagant.
I’m not sure people tend to grow much after the age of 18. Although that has made me wonder… apart from the change of clothes and different haircuts for Billie etc, is DW doing anything to make DoA people look younger than Joyce&Walky!/Shortpacked! people?
Walky doesn’t look impressed with Joyce… I’m not seeing a lot of romance there just yet. However! The mutual disapproval on Mike and Billie’s faces (faaaaace! *ahem*) does have me crossing my fingers for the two of them having angry sex.
Poor poor walky. Having Mike for a roommate is about as safe as having a nuclear missile. His mom will be probably fucked within a week if it didn’t already happen. There may be pictures.
Aww… Look at the wittle Mikey… ain’t he cute? (I’m going to die for that, aren’t I?)
So… I’m guess its not love at first sight for Joyce and Walky in this universe. One can only hope though that Mike doesn’t murder Joyce before they can get to that possible point.
Mike kills Mike for calling short Mike cute. Universe Implodes. Universe is reformed by Mike’s sheer hatred of not existing.
He doesn’t seem the kind of guy who would really kill someone unless they actually threatened physical harm but couldn’t pull it off. You can’t emotionally damage a corpse.
Huh, they didn’t hit it off as fast as they did in “Its Walky!”, huh? Neat, maybe Walky in this universe goes through a Dina-liking phase first…or Dorothy liking phase… s:
I’m going to put dibs on Walky having an Amber liking phase. Or Amazi-Girl phase. But prolly like one and hate the other. “Wait, you mean you’re also that bongo?!”
I don’t care who Mike ends up with, as long as someone gets hurt in the process. Mike is the best thing for Drama since Shakespeare. He could make Yoko Ono hate John Lenon. The man is a Deity of Spite. And for those of you who don’t know, Spite is the most powerful force in the universe.
heh heh, I do hope that moment of realization is the same time Sal demolishes her…She held back in “Its Walky!” because she was Dannys girlfriend/ fiance/wife/ I don’t rightfully give a rats a**…but shes not in THIS UNIVERSE~~~~ : D hee hee HEE.
Joyce *is* Amazigirl. Obviously. I mean, aside from all the other evidence, you’ve never seen them in the same place at the same time – it’s a complete giveaway.
The Billie we’ve been shown so far is self-centred and seems mildly delusional. She’s also known to be a drunk.
If she even paid attention to whose faaaaaaaaace she was telling to shut at the time, she’s probably forced the whole incident out of her mind. Likely with the help of booze.
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Oh god, terrifying thought: JoyceXMike, at least for a while.
Just had a weird mental image of Joyce and Mike doing it, and right in the middle Joyce goes “Hi! I’m Joyce!” Thanks for that.
you’re welcome
Hi I’m Batman!
Hi I’m Daisy!
Not as terrifying as MikeXWalky O_O
Yay, it’s Mike. And are we seeing the start of Joyce and Walky’s romance?
No way BILLIExMIKE
I don’t know if that’d actually be a better pair than AmberxMike (which I’m going on record now as saying will eventually happen in DOA).
Also, because fan fiction will eventually do it and it’s better we come to terms with it now, WalkyxMike.
Is there really much in the way of Walkyverse fanfiction? Clearly I am not hanging out in the right places if there is. Also, now I’m sad I didn’t nominate Walkyverse for Yuletide.
Walky/Mike would actually be seriously entertaining. But I ship horrible, horrible things because I’m an awful person who likes to screw with terrible romcom tropes.
I’m still saying MikexRoz would be a good match.
Who knows, maybe Willis will put some ‘experimenting’ into the comic this time around (I can’t remember that happening in Roomies. Did it?)
Oh, and for MikexRoz, are you suggesting there should be a partner swap night in Shortpacked!?
I always love that pleasant demeanor of Mike.
the fact you got a mike avatar is hilarious.
Oh god, she called Mike a dweeb…
Question is, how dangerous is he without his super powers? I bet we’ll find out…
I’m pretty sure Mike could make a self-obsessed self-hating cheerleader like Billie cry without even being in the same room as her. His powers have always been the least dangerous part of him.
Amen. Mike’s biggest superpower is his talent for being hilariously mean to people and making them feel like sh!t 😀
Do we know yet what his attitude is in this universe…? Good god I hope he’s an asshole (is that odd???) but we do we know this for sure? Willis could be messing with us. Whenever I’ve seen him he looks kind of pissed off… maybe if he talks to Billy, perhaps calls her on some of her shit? Then we might know… Hmmmm, maybe not, he wouldn’t want to do anything helpful… Or would he???
Go read his twitter feed, his attitude hasn’t changed. Although his twitter makes him feel alot more like a one trick pony…
See below…
I was thinkin about that but… Is that twitter feed defo from Mike in DoA? Or is it Shortpacked?
RE: ‘See below…’
I thought that reply would post above yours, oops… 🙂
hes got his angry eyebrows…
I’m astounded that Mike has kept his mouth shut this long.
Mike kept your mom’s mouth shut. With his dong. The joke is that your mom is a whore.
And that he paid her a nickel for it.
Considering this storyline is taking place in the current time… with this economy, I’d say she’s at least charging a dime by now. Even your mom has to raise her prices sometime for when Mike sticks his cock in her mouth.
Comment is made better by the fact you have the Mike avatar. (wish I had a Mike avatar)
I feel sorry for this guy, who kinda walked into a pile of shit…
Of course, this is balanced out by the fact that Mike usually takes a buck from your mom’s wallet on his way out of the apartment. Wouldn’t want her to get too extravagant.
Your Mother plays Card Games….. In Hell.
Mike looks shorter for some reason.
Because he’s younger, AND lower on the slope than Billie and Walky.
I’m not sure people tend to grow much after the age of 18. Although that has made me wonder… apart from the change of clothes and different haircuts for Billie etc, is DW doing anything to make DoA people look younger than Joyce&Walky!/Shortpacked! people?
This will not end well.
The friendship between Walky and Billie- I love it.
I see Joyce has studied up on Daisy’s mannerisms. Luigi would be so proud.
Don’t forget Batman. But I suppose that’s Amazi-Girl’s shtick, isn’t it? Someday we will find out more about that caped crusader…
“Hi, I’m Joyce!”
“I’m Amazi-Girl.”
“Hi, I’m Joyce!”
“I’m Amazi-Girl.”
“Hi, I’m Joyce!”
“I’m Amazi-Girl.”
*cut to cheap motel*
You are my hero.
I’ll be in my bunk.
I see what you did there! props to the lot of you
Thanks Jayne
At least the cheap motel would make sense for them. It kinda bugged me that Batman didn’t head for some eight star hotel or something.
Seeing Mike makes me so happy… and he hasn’t spoken a word yet!
No, look, see: he’s wearing a discontinued-M&M-colored shirt over the black, so he’s clearly working undercover as a decent human being.
Looks more like a Reeses-colored shirt…
Walky doesn’t look impressed with Joyce… I’m not seeing a lot of romance there just yet. However! The mutual disapproval on Mike and Billie’s faces (faaaaace! *ahem*) does have me crossing my fingers for the two of them having angry sex.
Billie and Mike WOULD have sex just to spite one another.
How would that even go down.
Billie: What do you want? I’m not sleeping with you.
Mike: I wouldn’t sleep with your mom if I was paid.
*beat*
Makeout?
I would think his reply is, “You don’t need to, I already fucked your mom”
And then the angry eyebrows with a grin.
Poor poor walky. Having Mike for a roommate is about as safe as having a nuclear missile. His mom will be probably fucked within a week if it didn’t already happen. There may be pictures.
Nonsense. The nuke would only cause physical damage. Mike causes mental, emotional, AND physical.
Walky’s the kinda person who could survive that…for a while at least. He did it once.
Aww… Look at the wittle Mikey… ain’t he cute? (I’m going to die for that, aren’t I?)
So… I’m guess its not love at first sight for Joyce and Walky in this universe. One can only hope though that Mike doesn’t murder Joyce before they can get to that possible point.
I can see the headlines now.
Mike kills Mike for calling short Mike cute. Universe Implodes. Universe is reformed by Mike’s sheer hatred of not existing.
He doesn’t seem the kind of guy who would really kill someone unless they actually threatened physical harm but couldn’t pull it off. You can’t emotionally damage a corpse.
Yeah, it’s only a matter of time for you now. The 4th Wall offers no protection.
And WOW does that sound a lot more like a threat than it did in my head. ._.;
I like how everyone who mentioned mike has a mike avatar
I just like HAVING a Mike avatar
Awww! Joyce is so cute : D.
Huh, they didn’t hit it off as fast as they did in “Its Walky!”, huh? Neat, maybe Walky in this universe goes through a Dina-liking phase first…or Dorothy liking phase… s:
I’m going to put dibs on Walky having an Amber liking phase. Or Amazi-Girl phase. But prolly like one and hate the other. “Wait, you mean you’re also that bongo?!”
WHOA DAYUM!
I second the motion!
Dude, that catfight would be the most epic cat fight EVER. Amber vs. Joyce! Round one: FIGHT!
Haha, but will Amber still have the hots for Ethan in this dimension? If Ethans straight Mike and Danny and anyone else who like her are screwed…
D: I like Ethans boyfriend, though…so I hope not… : (
I think it’s been confirmed that Ethan is still gay and came out in high school.
OOOHHHH. Okay, nifty. :3
Thank you for letting me know! ^ ^
DINAXMIKE OTP.
What is wrong with all you haters?! DINA DINA DINA.
I-I-I-I-I just wasn’t convinced Mike genuinely cared for Dina until she sacrificed herself ^ ^;;;
They’re cute, though…I agree with you… s:
Word.
Mike x Bob Denver
Heck no! We can’t see Dina go through that kind of trauma again.
MIKEEEEEEEEEEE <3
Oh, I get it, they’re walking uphill. All the way.
You will walk uphill, both ways, going anywhere in Bloomington. It’s a fact.
Maths? Did I hear somewhere that Jason is a Maths Prof in the DoA universe?
It’s been mentioned he’s a professor, but I’m not sure if Willis has said what subject. Damn him.
If he’s still a sex addict, he’s OBVIOUSLY a sex instructor. First lesson’s free.
>> -stole that from a shirt-
Cha,
Jason is not Jacob. 🙂
…and here we have proof that I have issues reading. XD Oh well. It should still apply to Jacob.
Amazi-girlxMike! Amazi-girlxMike!
*crosses fingers and hopes*
I don’t care who Mike ends up with, as long as someone gets hurt in the process. Mike is the best thing for Drama since Shakespeare. He could make Yoko Ono hate John Lenon. The man is a Deity of Spite. And for those of you who don’t know, Spite is the most powerful force in the universe.
Maybe Mike is a multidimensional Singularity and is actually one of the Original Thirteen. Mikeus Prime!!
If Mike is involved, I think we can safely assume someone is going to get hurt. And it will almost certainly be amusing.
And yes, the power of Spite is rivaled only by that of Bloody-Mindedness.
Mike is gonna end up kissing Amazigirl upside down, Mare-Jane/Spider-man style. While Dina is watching.
I’m just waiting for the moment that it finally penetrates Billie’s brain that she IS one of the dweebs. That’ll be fun to watch.
I hear that!
heh heh, I do hope that moment of realization is the same time Sal demolishes her…She held back in “Its Walky!” because she was Dannys girlfriend/ fiance/wife/ I don’t rightfully give a rats a**…but shes not in THIS UNIVERSE~~~~ : D hee hee HEE.
I’m Bat- errr… Joyce!
Great now I want to see Joyce in a Batman costume… Am I sick or something?
Joyce in an Amazi-girl costume. That I want to see.
Joyce *is* Amazigirl. Obviously. I mean, aside from all the other evidence, you’ve never seen them in the same place at the same time – it’s a complete giveaway.
Joyce DOES say on her twitter that she wonders what it would be like to be a superhero…
That said, I still think Amazigirl is Sal.
Amazigirl is really George Lucas O.o
Wait…didn’t Billie and Joyce already sorta met even if they haven’t been introduced?
FAAAAAACE!!!
The Billie we’ve been shown so far is self-centred and seems mildly delusional. She’s also known to be a drunk.
If she even paid attention to whose faaaaaaaaace she was telling to shut at the time, she’s probably forced the whole incident out of her mind. Likely with the help of booze.
I swear, the moment that Billie realizes she is one of the dweebs is going to be sweet. The look of fridge horror on her face will be perfect.
With any luck, Mike will be the one to break the awful truth to her.
Oh my. Mike looks as if he plans on doing to Joyce what he did to that Furby with that microwave what with the fire and smoke and such.
So what is Joyce Daisy now?
Yes, I think she is! = D
Why does Mike need college? Is he going for his degree in Bastard?
Accounting and business administration. So he can sell your mom.
He might be concerned that a nickel is overcharging, so economics as well.
He’s probably fucking the dean, who is a mom, so they’re paying him to go.
No, for that he’d need to attend Scumbag College.
Mikes is going for his PhD in Bastardology. Either that or Political Science
Same thing.
Speaking as a bastard, I resent that comparison.
I’m going to argue he’s going for his degree in Law, if that’s the case.
Gotta kick people in the nuts with Bart O’Ryan somehow.
Mike and Bart teaming up? That’d be lawesome.
Awesome, sorry, finger slipped.
Your finger slipped all the way across your keyboard? That takes talent…
Just realised, has Billie met her roommate yet? If not, where is the mysterious Sal Walkerton?
Nope she recently twittered that she hopes Sal never shows up because she’s liking having her own room.
As for where she is? Who knows.
Hes int he bathroom doing it with Joe… The’ve been there since last night…
Mike’s not short.
But dang if Joyce didn’t suddenly get tall.
No punch.
Mike and Walky are roomies…I wanted it to happen so much and then it did! You are the best person in the world, Willis.
Mike x Your mom
wow, I couldn’t imagine mike wearing anything besides the outfits he’s worn in IW and SP
Just watch, he’s going to have thousands of these shirts…
I hadn’t noticed that until you pointed it out. I’ve gotten so used to only looking at his face.
It’s weird.
Either that or he is going to start wearing a green shirt all the time
When is there english class? I want to see Leslie again.
D= Oh, do you know which characters are going to be professors of which subject?
I read in earlier comments Jason is the Math professor and I like Leslie and definitely wanna see her again, too…
If Mr. Willis posted something in relation to who’s teaching what subject I’d certainly like to know or see it D=
No specific list of profs that I know of, but Leslie appeared in a guest comic that Willis did here: http://www.unshelved.com/2010-10-8
AH. That EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
Haha, thats so funny XD
Thank you so much for the info! : D
YAY 😀 its Mike!
I’m lovin’ all these backgrounds.
woot mike. mike always make me happy with his evil…
Hi, I’m Joyce!
“Mike” and “Dweeb” are not words that go together.