No, Mike should be a physical therepy major. Shure it’s a medical profession, but it involves forcing crippled people to undergo repetitive extreamly painfull exercieses, then you get to tell them it was for ther own good.
Every potential pairing is possible in this world, and nearly every new strip prompts the fans to think of them. It is literally as simple as two characters exhanging words to get the shipping gears turning.
I know I’m really late, but…
*not (I’m pretty sure the whole “grammor polica” thing was on purpose)
Also… *raises hand* I’ve typed in 20 degree weather without making those mistakes.
so more of a classic Mike, New Mike, and Original Mike. Which one is the best? then of course, there’s diet Mike, cherry Mike (that didn’t last long, after all, he did nail your mother) diet cherry Mike (well, he is an asshole) and Mike with Lime. Choose your Mike carefully.
Mike is a man of few words. But those words are still damaging to the ego of others. Still, I’m a bit disappointed. I was hoping he’d make someone cry when he finally spoke.
I feel bad for Billie. Sure she needs some piece of humble pie but she’s so out of her depth here, she kinda needs a hug. I want to see her smile again!
Aww, now he won’t be the silent presence that haunts our dreams.
Billie got off easy. Not even a “Your Mom” joke. Unless, of course, Mike thinks that at this point even that kind of attention would be better than this. He’s good at judging that sort of thing, after all.
I was wondering if anyone was going to find a way to do the faaaaaaace joke, and sure enough, someone did. I see you found a way to make it work, good going you.
He didn’t soften his face. It’s just his standard “I’m pretending to sarcastically enjoy this when I actually am” face. It’s what he looked liked when he came in on me doing his mom.
I love the hell out of the backgrounds in the last few pages. They are the perfect amount of not-much-detail to make the more-detailed-than-usual characters in the foreground pop out. This whole scene reads like it was filmed, with the BG just slightly out of focus.
Also, Billie is totally trying to think of a way to go check out the awesome Motoslave bike without looking too much like a fangirl.
Its Walky Multiverse now. Next thing you know he’ll pull our a Shortpacked! remake where they chase down MiniWalkies before the Martians can get to them! Or Walky gets a Godmaster brace to turn into Godmaster Hot Shot!
Wait…what? How? How could any of those people NEVER seen a motorcycle? They are all over the place, it is not that novel anymore. I can see Joyce going “wheeeeeeeeeee, a motorcycle!” But the entire group? No, not really, no.
I’ve seen motorcycles, but I’ve never actually *seen* a motorcycle. As in, I’ve never been within ten feet without a windshield between me and it. Or laid hands on one.
Summer of 1980, I rode a motorcycle from Waukon, Iowa to Midland, Texas and back. It wasn’t a crotch-rocket like Sal’s, though – it was an older, clunkier machine featuring 8″-over forks and apehangers.
Psychology is Mike’s hobby. You don’t go to school for your hobby, or it becomes a job, and then it’s not fun anymore. Mike will likely be taking something like… Oh wait… There aren’t any majors I can think of that Mike couldn’t use to cause someone else to suffer… Huh…
I can see Mike as an engineer, simply because most engineers I’ve met are dicks. Its usually somewhat justified because they are going to go on to make way more money than pretty much everyone else (with exceptions of course). I’d feel superior too, but they’re still dicks.
What better way to make everyone around you feel like crap than to mock all the arts students for their useless sociology degrees and lifelong debt from student loans?
I disagree with your “most engineers are dicks” comment. Most engineers are socially introverted nerds or geeks, true, but they are not dicks. I would reserve that blanket attribution for most lawyers.
It’s amazing all the talk of shipping and how people were creeped out by the way Mike was looking at Walky, but no one mentioned the possibility of that pairing.
I just read “joyce”‘s first twit. yes, I said twit. Shouldn’t she not be able to use this due to the whole followers thing? ie, kind of blasphemous to have followers when one isn’t the one true blah blah god?
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OH SNAP MIKE WORDS
He speaks!
And Mike destroys Billie in 9 words.
He could have done it in fewer, but he decided to add flourish. 😛
he kinda only did it with 2 words the other seven was mostly rubbing salt in her wound.
Yeah, but the other seven are why we love Mike.
eh Dr. Who could have done it in 5.
god i’m a nerd…
I thought he could do it in 6 (though, it is the Doctor, so he could probably do it in 5 if he wanted ;D)
Btw, this post is beautiful XD
It could’ve easily been 4: ‘Doesn’t she look tired?’.
Hm. Mike’s even an asshole when he’s not being an asshole. That’s amazing.
No, I think he knew he was hurting her.
How do you go eighteen years through life without not seeing a motorcycle?
I think its more along the lines of seeing one up close.
Or touching one.
i drove one at 7 and im just 14
So speaketh Mike!!
Wait… Billie’s never seen a motorcycle before?? Where’s she from? Amish country?
I almost feel sorry for Billie.
Except, she kind of needs this, so….
Actually, its kind of pathetic. Sal was going to hold all of Walky’s attention anyway. She is his sister.
And for some reason this comic gives me the lingering impression that Mike should be a psych major.
This must be truth — there is no alternative
There is no “should”, it’s “Mike WILL be a psych major, or else”.
Mike will be/already is a psychiatrist. He fucks your mom out of her problems. And then she pays him $50.
No, Mike should be a physical therepy major. Shure it’s a medical profession, but it involves forcing crippled people to undergo repetitive extreamly painfull exercieses, then you get to tell them it was for ther own good.
Mike will be whatever you don’t want him to be. His major will be whatever allows him to prey on you at the time.
Mike hath spoken!
hmmm mike and billie. one is an alcoholic and the other is a charmer when drunk. I see the makings of a pretty awesome friendship 🙂
How do we know this Mike is still happy drunk, though?
It’s college, we should know soon enough.
Every one else seems to have the same personality and quirks (as from other universes)…I would be a little upset if he didn’t.
Although Walkyverse Mike wasn’t a happy drunk.
Something tells me that Mike X Billie is possible in this world.
Yes.
Haha Drag Sokka!
d(*_*)b
Every potential pairing is possible in this world, and nearly every new strip prompts the fans to think of them. It is literally as simple as two characters exhanging words to get the shipping gears turning.
Thats usually how these thing works yes.
Twitter feeds hint that something’s going on between Mike and Amber already though, so…
For some reason, when I saw the tweet that said “it speaks”, I imiagined the motorcycle speaking, being the Ultracar of this universe…huh…
And so Mike spoke, and God said, “Dude, that was cooooold.”
Huh. That was kind of….anticlimatic.
You think it’s against the weather?
In this universe, Mike is cruel in a more realistic and subtle way?
Go read his twitter…
Thats a “no” if your to lazy to read it…
*you’re
I wasn’t assuming Twitter to be 100% canon.
Also *That’s and *too.
Shut up its 40 degrees here and my fingers get cold, ever try to type with cold fingers? I think now!
Also, whoa re you the grammor polica?
I know I’m really late, but…
*not (I’m pretty sure the whole “grammor polica” thing was on purpose)
Also… *raises hand* I’ve typed in 20 degree weather without making those mistakes.
Thus Spoke Zarathustra!
I for one am for a subtler Mike. We still have classic Mike.
so more of a classic Mike, New Mike, and Original Mike. Which one is the best? then of course, there’s diet Mike, cherry Mike (that didn’t last long, after all, he did nail your mother) diet cherry Mike (well, he is an asshole) and Mike with Lime. Choose your Mike carefully.
This just keeps getting BETTER AND BETTER~!!!!! 😀
Mike is a man of few words. But those words are still damaging to the ego of others. Still, I’m a bit disappointed. I was hoping he’d make someone cry when he finally spoke.
Billie only cries on the inside.
…b-but then how is Mike going to able to lick the tears of her face so as to sustain his longevity…? o_O
Aaaand, there’s the Billie/Mike ‘ship…. >_>
That is a very disturbing and hilarious image.
And there’s no amount of money that can make me write that ‘ship.
After reading Billie’s twitter post I can see she and Mike are going to hate bang…
Hate banging is good, but we need epic hate fucks.
THREE WAY HATE BANG o.O
Wouldn’t Billie need to have a kid, first?
No, unless there’s something we don’t know about Amber.
No, I mean, would Mike bother banging someone if it didn’t allow him to inform someone else that he’d banged their mom?
Dumbiverse Mike, that is. Walkyverse Mike doesn’t seem as mom-centric in his banging.
Maybe he will make her kid and then inform the child he had sex with his/her/it’s mom
I feel bad for Billie. Sure she needs some piece of humble pie but she’s so out of her depth here, she kinda needs a hug. I want to see her smile again!
Aww, now he won’t be the silent presence that haunts our dreams.
Billie got off easy. Not even a “Your Mom” joke. Unless, of course, Mike thinks that at this point even that kind of attention would be better than this. He’s good at judging that sort of thing, after all.
Sal shows up, smoking, AND Mike speaks! I’m not sure i can handle much more awesome this week.
Everyone’s all going on about Billie and Mike, but c’mon –
This comic clearly tells us Sal and Mike are gonna bang.
And of course my gravatar sets itself to Billie.
Mike softened his faaaaaaace the second he wasn’t staring her in the faaaaaaaace anymore. Weeeeird.
I was wondering if anyone was going to find a way to do the faaaaaaace joke, and sure enough, someone did. I see you found a way to make it work, good going you.
He didn’t soften his face. It’s just his standard “I’m pretending to sarcastically enjoy this when I actually am” face. It’s what he looked liked when he came in on me doing his mom.
Everyone beat up on Billie!
Oh Mike.
I love the hell out of the backgrounds in the last few pages. They are the perfect amount of not-much-detail to make the more-detailed-than-usual characters in the foreground pop out. This whole scene reads like it was filmed, with the BG just slightly out of focus.
Also, Billie is totally trying to think of a way to go check out the awesome Motoslave bike without looking too much like a fangirl.
Mike! 8D
Ah poor Billie, she loses two of the people in her (currently) most popular random fan generated pairings.
I Like Mike! I Like Mike!
It appears Mike disapproves of Billie’s negativity. Can rottenness be a force for good? Oh, wait, it’s Mike….
Actually that would be amazing for mike to be the same spiteful hateful bastard he is but using his powers for good
….nniiiiiiiccce~
Mike never gets old. He is by far my favorite character in the walkyverse.
Its Walky Multiverse now. Next thing you know he’ll pull our a Shortpacked! remake where they chase down MiniWalkies before the Martians can get to them! Or Walky gets a Godmaster brace to turn into Godmaster Hot Shot!
So, Mike really can speak in the DoA universe. I was starting to question whether or not he had vocal chords.
I foresee another Sal/Billie catfight in the near future.
Or at least some kind of Sal/Billie action.
Wait…what? How? How could any of those people NEVER seen a motorcycle? They are all over the place, it is not that novel anymore. I can see Joyce going “wheeeeeeeeeee, a motorcycle!” But the entire group? No, not really, no.
I’ve seen motorcycles, but I’ve never actually *seen* a motorcycle. As in, I’ve never been within ten feet without a windshield between me and it. Or laid hands on one.
Summer of 1980, I rode a motorcycle from Waukon, Iowa to Midland, Texas and back. It wasn’t a crotch-rocket like Sal’s, though – it was an older, clunkier machine featuring 8″-over forks and apehangers.
Motorbike… yeah… too cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYU_acj2uc8&feature=related
🙂
Is it me or is Mike developing a NICE side when he’s sober?
Is Mike getting a nice side, or is he just able to be passive aggressive?
Or maybe Mike’s just trying his hardest to fit in since he’s new at school?
…
maybe?
He knows doing this will crush Billie’s spirit even more.
These people are getting their lessons fast. Billie is learning she’s not important, Danny is learning how Yale is more important than love…
Billie could just admit to herself that Sal’s bike is pretty cool. Sal herself, not so much, but her bike? Awesomesauce!
Mike speaks!
Psychology is Mike’s hobby. You don’t go to school for your hobby, or it becomes a job, and then it’s not fun anymore. Mike will likely be taking something like… Oh wait… There aren’t any majors I can think of that Mike couldn’t use to cause someone else to suffer… Huh…
I can see Mike as an engineer, simply because most engineers I’ve met are dicks. Its usually somewhat justified because they are going to go on to make way more money than pretty much everyone else (with exceptions of course). I’d feel superior too, but they’re still dicks.
What better way to make everyone around you feel like crap than to mock all the arts students for their useless sociology degrees and lifelong debt from student loans?
Will I ever get over my crush on Mike?
(the answer is no.)
I love you Mike!!!
The Great One SPEAKS! let us all raise our voices in the response of His worship!
“F*** YOU TOO, A**HOLE!”
Okay I lol’ed at this comment.
Heh.
Mike/Billie might be the Mike/Dina of the DoA universe
I disagree with your “most engineers are dicks” comment. Most engineers are socially introverted nerds or geeks, true, but they are not dicks. I would reserve that blanket attribution for most lawyers.
This was supposed to be a response to Kiwii, I don’t know why it ended up down here. I will hide my faaaaaace in shame.
I think mike is not feeling well. He should be making a rude comment by now
Oh Billie, don’t you realize that your look of crushing disappointment is like Christmas Day for Mike?
It’s amazing all the talk of shipping and how people were creeped out by the way Mike was looking at Walky, but no one mentioned the possibility of that pairing.
Oh, Mike.
Its awesomehow much more attention I get from the opposite sex now that I own a Challenger!
Why was Billie so hurt by what he said?
I just read “joyce”‘s first twit. yes, I said twit. Shouldn’t she not be able to use this due to the whole followers thing? ie, kind of blasphemous to have followers when one isn’t the one true blah blah god?
They’ve never seen a motorcycle? Damn, Indiana’s weird
By “it”, Mike means someone’s mom.
Pretty sure Mike is checking this thing out just because Billie doesn’t want to.