Little known fact (?): in college, Ninja Rick was a cross-dressing warrior of the night. His enemies would think he’s just another female student until he turned around, revealed his beardedness, and proceeded to kick their asses.
Or Willis could be deliberately screwing with us by making it that shape. I thought it was just long hair too at first, but if you compare her head and eye shape in the last panel to Sal’s, it’s waaay different. Look at Amber’s hair and tell me it’s not the exact same outline.
Nah its Shattered Glass Baroness from the Shattered Glass GI Joe crossover where Cobra is actually a resistance cell trying to defeat a secret military society intent on replacing Democracy with a facist government where everybody has to wear ridiculous mismatched uniforms and matching codenames!
The Sal reveal is gonna be dragged on forever. Wouldn’t be surprised if this were Amazi-Girl either. PositivAmb’s Twitter seems to support the possibility. She most recently “went out” for “toilet paper” *wink wink*. Or maybe she actually went shopping for toliet paper.
dude, that could be a good shout!!! (and faz does have a redish tint to his hair and if amber is his half sister – no certainty in this universe – then maybe she does too, it fits, sort of)
Or head shape. It is, however, Amber’s. And the flowing hair in the second panel could just as easily be a cape. So yeah, I’m with the rest of the people here in assuming this is a fakeout to get us excited for Sal’s actual reveal.
Not that Amazi-Girl stalking the college campus as a vigilante is any less awesome. It actually makes a great deal more sense for her to be doing that than someone who got sent to Catholic school for juvenile delinquency.
I dunno if it makes more sense for someone who has not been shown with a need to create an alternate persona who is immune to criticism to have one than it does that someone who was sent to Catholic school for delinquency is still delinquent, and now with twice as many abandonment issues.
Willis has said that he’s writing these characters so that they’ve already gone through most of the character arcs that their Walkyverse companions have. Joyce is more well-adjusted, Ethan came out in high school, etc. So Amber deciding to be Amazi-Girl could have happened a long time ago.
Let me guess…. Danny’s going to become obsessed about finding out the identity of the girl who saved him. To the point of completely forgetting about Dorothy.
And the shape of her hair, and the shape of her eyes, and the fact that the “hair” in the second panel could just as easily be a cape. And the fact that as a mild-mannered nerd, she has the motive to engage in a secret identity and save other nerds. This is a woman who beat up Robin and Mike on two separate occasions in SP!, so I’m pretty sure those jocks are easy pickings for her.
It’s Sal, but it’s Regular-Universe Sal! She’s realized what she’s thrown away over the years and left Jason. Unfortunatly, Danny is happily married in her universe, so she jumped through a dimensional portal to try to find a dimension where she can find him and be happy. Unfortunatly, this Danny is almost a decade and a half younger than her, making her not only a super-strong genetic experiment with depression and anger issues, but also the female equivilant of that creepy guy who hangs around the campus despite being much older than everyone else and isn’t even taking classes so he can hit on the girls.
You know what you made me realise? Many of the alternate universes have Cheese. I wonder if we’ll ever see this universe’s Cheese. The Cheese was bloody awesome!
I’m with you on that, Fits what i know of amber’s personality, Saves danny but then runs away before he can say anything. Sal would have stayed and checked on him i think.
Y’see, I live in Ohio and I’ve never seen Willis or even know where he lives (aside from in the vicinity of Columbus) Ohio isn’t that small, you can be in it and be nowhere near Columbus.
As much as I hate to say this it’s possible it’s Amazigirl. I mean the top of that hair object resembles amber’s hair and the bottom resembles her cape soooo. But I reeeeeeaaaaly hope it’s Sal. Just not getting my hopes up..
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It *is* Salvador!
If that’s not Sal….
I love redesigned Ninja Rick. The boobs are big improvement.
Ninja Ricki?
Little known fact (?): in college, Ninja Rick was a cross-dressing warrior of the night. His enemies would think he’s just another female student until he turned around, revealed his beardedness, and proceeded to kick their asses.
I knew it was Ninja Rick! Those breasts, that hair… the lack of a sword?… but then that means it’s not… 🙁
Its Ninja Ricks younger sister, or reverse universe counter part… :O
Sal has become Batman!
Amazi-girl?
No, it’s Amazi-girl + wig!
If you look closely, it’s pretty obvious that she’s wearing a cape.
I think that’s just long hair. It’d be more square if it was a cape, rather than ending in a point.
Or Willis could be deliberately screwing with us by making it that shape. I thought it was just long hair too at first, but if you compare her head and eye shape in the last panel to Sal’s, it’s waaay different. Look at Amber’s hair and tell me it’s not the exact same outline.
What’s Amber got to do with it? Amazi-Girl is clearly Galasso.
That would make me so happy, impossible as it is.
definitly amazigirl
I called it! Also Awesome!
That’s obviously Amazi-girl, or even better, it’s FAZ!
It wouldn’t surprise me if Faz was born female in the Dumbiverse.
At least let this be DoA Sal and not some alternate Sal who’s…doing something…
I mean, do we all wanna see Sal go through SEMME again?
The Dark Knight strikes! (and then just as quickly flees)
We all know Sal is just Batman with Boobs.
This confirms it.
LOOK ITS A FIGURE CLOAKED IN DARKNESS. WHOEVER COULD IT BE?
Dick Cheney strikes again!!
No it’s actually Ayn Rand.
I’m gonna call Amazi-girl now, just to feel hip and on top of things.
She is the terror that punchkicks in the night!
She is the murky, shadowy, blobby outline that has everyone guessing!
She is….who the hell knows???!!
(Other than Walky!)
So yea, maybe it is Sal. Or Hot Shot. I mean, knowing Walky anything’s possible!
🙂
I’m pretty sure that’s actually Shattered Glass Duela Dent, knowing Willis’ capacity for deviousness
Nah its Shattered Glass Baroness from the Shattered Glass GI Joe crossover where Cobra is actually a resistance cell trying to defeat a secret military society intent on replacing Democracy with a facist government where everybody has to wear ridiculous mismatched uniforms and matching codenames!
It’s Walky wearing a wig! It can’t be Sal, there were no windows for her to enter through.
yeeahhh. was totally expecting her to come through a window first time she showed up.
I say she proceeds to run off without revealing herself, then jumps in her dorm room window, scaring the $#*% out of Billie.
Sal chased off Beef. Beef. Of all people. Apparently, she’s still got it.
Danny was really beaten senseless by the football players and he is imagining the whole thing.
Or it’s Joyce saving him just to break all your minds…
No wait he was punched so hard he went into another universe and ended up in Its Walky’s universe :O
It’s totally Joyce.
They’ll fall in love and be creepily clingy forever and ever.
Untill the fandom hits Danny with a truck. Then Joyce will turn to Walky exactly as the fandom planned…
But then Mike will hit Walky with a truck, just because he is MIKE…
So… it’ll end up being Mike/Joyce, then?
I wouldn’t think so, Mike hit her boyfriend with a truck… would you date the guy who murdered your boyfriend?
More likely she will end up a lesbian… after reading Shortpacked I have to think Willis will inevitably make at least two people gay before it ends…
Two people that were not gay before…
Mike/Truck OTP
The Sal reveal is gonna be dragged on forever. Wouldn’t be surprised if this were Amazi-Girl either. PositivAmb’s Twitter seems to support the possibility. She most recently “went out” for “toilet paper” *wink wink*. Or maybe she actually went shopping for toliet paper.
Oh, and I just noticed the shadowy figure’s “long hair” could easily be a cape. Totally Amazi-Girl.
dude, that could be a good shout!!! (and faz does have a redish tint to his hair and if amber is his half sister – no certainty in this universe – then maybe she does too, it fits, sort of)
Pretty sure its Sal… but man I wish it was Amazi-girl!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL… heee hee hee hee 😀
I love Sal. Shes batsh*t crazy but dammit she really is like batman with boobs!
I’m gonna go for a stretch here and call it Billie, just because of Billie’s twitter.
The Billietweet does seem mighty suspicious.
Of course, Danny’ll probably head back to the dorm and find Billie standing over an unconscious Joe, who’d just shown up to mack on Dorothy…
That looks that a drunken message to me. I sense we are being played with – which is a good thing!
Besides I want to see Sal enter on that motorbike!
Nahh, Hair isn’t right for Billie, plus Billie wears glasses.
So does Clark Kent…
That’s…. not Sal’s eye.
Or head shape. It is, however, Amber’s. And the flowing hair in the second panel could just as easily be a cape. So yeah, I’m with the rest of the people here in assuming this is a fakeout to get us excited for Sal’s actual reveal.
Not that Amazi-Girl stalking the college campus as a vigilante is any less awesome. It actually makes a great deal more sense for her to be doing that than someone who got sent to Catholic school for juvenile delinquency.
Danny/Amber OTP.
That, and doesn’t it look like she’s got on sensible footwear?
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I dunno if it makes more sense for someone who has not been shown with a need to create an alternate persona who is immune to criticism to have one than it does that someone who was sent to Catholic school for delinquency is still delinquent, and now with twice as many abandonment issues.
Willis has said that he’s writing these characters so that they’ve already gone through most of the character arcs that their Walkyverse companions have. Joyce is more well-adjusted, Ethan came out in high school, etc. So Amber deciding to be Amazi-Girl could have happened a long time ago.
It’s clearly Amidala.
SAL’D!
Wow, Ethan has really long hair in this universe.
😀
I have the sneaking suspicion that Amber’s tweet about playing WoW was her way of establishing an alibi. Because this is so obviously her.
Since everyone on the twitter is “establishing and alibi” I’m gonna go with Willis screwing with our heads.
Run, jocks, run!
I knew that girl is so familiar. Gotta be Sal.
Let me guess…. Danny’s going to become obsessed about finding out the identity of the girl who saved him. To the point of completely forgetting about Dorothy.
Please God let this be true.
I’m going with Amazi-girl based on the shape of her boot when she entered with the flying kick.
And the shape of her hair, and the shape of her eyes, and the fact that the “hair” in the second panel could just as easily be a cape. And the fact that as a mild-mannered nerd, she has the motive to engage in a secret identity and save other nerds. This is a woman who beat up Robin and Mike on two separate occasions in SP!, so I’m pretty sure those jocks are easy pickings for her.
It’s Sal, but it’s Regular-Universe Sal! She’s realized what she’s thrown away over the years and left Jason. Unfortunatly, Danny is happily married in her universe, so she jumped through a dimensional portal to try to find a dimension where she can find him and be happy. Unfortunatly, this Danny is almost a decade and a half younger than her, making her not only a super-strong genetic experiment with depression and anger issues, but also the female equivilant of that creepy guy who hangs around the campus despite being much older than everyone else and isn’t even taking classes so he can hit on the girls.
You know what you made me realise? Many of the alternate universes have Cheese. I wonder if we’ll ever see this universe’s Cheese. The Cheese was bloody awesome!
So… was Mr. Smiles meant to be any one specific or am I just over thinking things?
I said Amber yesterday, and I’m maintaining that stance. Amber.
Also, someone totally needs to start a webcomic/comic book/something called “Batman with Boobs”.
I’m with you on that, Fits what i know of amber’s personality, Saves danny but then runs away before he can say anything. Sal would have stayed and checked on him i think.
Sal as a badass Catholic school chick?
Damn you, Willis. Now I find her sexy.
Its totally leslie whos been trained in the ninja arts by ninja rick who was trained by …. DR.MCNINJA!!
IT’S AMAZI-GIRL!!!!1!oneoneone!!1eleven
David m’boy. I will buy you a steak and many beers next time I’m in Ohio, if this ends up being even half as good as it looks.
Y’see, I live in Ohio and I’ve never seen Willis or even know where he lives (aside from in the vicinity of Columbus) Ohio isn’t that small, you can be in it and be nowhere near Columbus.
Yes, I’m familiar with Ohio.
That’s K from Blip! I’d recognize that angry expression anywhere.
Excellent. Most excellent.
Click. Tappity-tip-tap. Swoon. I love your name. Click.
Dorothy. She was already in the vicinity and even if she doesn’t want to date him anymore does not mean she wants him to get hurt.
No clue why she took enough time to put on a cape.
…maybe it was a nun-school run by ninja-nuns.
Sal Is the terror that flaps in the night.
IT”S THE CHEESE!
It’s grown up Hit-Girl! not only is it an alternate universe, it is a crossover.
Ooooh. THIS.
I just have to say this…
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIA!
Dammit, I’m leaving that typo.
Why are you damning Willis? We don’t know if it was Sal or not. I thought we were only damning Willis we found out it wasn’t Sal.
Preemptive strike?
Willia
And I knew it wasn’t Sal…
I KNEW IT!
ARGH!
I really am not as big on the SP cast…
Except Mike.
As much as I hate to say this it’s possible it’s Amazigirl. I mean the top of that hair object resembles amber’s hair and the bottom resembles her cape soooo. But I reeeeeeaaaaly hope it’s Sal. Just not getting my hopes up..
IT’S THE CHEESE!
Oops, wrong silhouette. 😀
Still have no idea what all of you are talking about?
D: “WHO ARE YOU?!?!”
??: “I’m Batman…
…with boobs.”
“I’m Boobsman.”
Better than “Manboobs” I suppose.