Sarah Clinton

Hometown: Fort Wayne, Indiana
Major: Law
Roommate: Joyce Brown
Likes: Meh.
First appearance: September 20, 2010

Bitter and jaded, Sarah is a returning sophomore. She just wants everyone to leave her alone so she can study quietly and get into law school.

Her roommate last year was anything but conducive to learning. She reluctantly narced that crazy stoner off of campus, and is still reaping the whirlwind of getting rid of a girl who was several orders of magnitude more popular than she. This hasn’t improved her outlook on life, no.

Oh, hrm. And her new freshman roommate is an idealist. Well, that’s going to be interesting.